CATHERINE JENKINS
LAAAAADS
Place your bets lads who do think will win this year?
I've honestly no idea myself.
>>70133899
Trip Hazard
>>70133899
The Ebin Stormtroopers
>>70133899
A dancer/singer/dog obviously.
AYYO HOL UP BIX NOOD MUH FUGGAH = No Talent: The Act
did the sword guy get through?
I win georgia, I win russia, I win UK now
also.. how do ratings compare to UCL final in britain
I can't believe this shit is in the final. A kid who can't dance, throwing himself around wildly to TV show theme songs on stage. And everyone cheers and praises him? This is the best they have to offer?
>>70134171
racist
>>70134171
Those chinky ones were miles better.
>Tumar KR weren't chosen as a wildcard
What the fuck, they were actually interesting
Why are you watching this tripe you absolute spastic cuckholds!
>Davros isn't here
I just want to get to BGMT already. This is the worst final ever.
>YMRA EHT NIOJ: The Act
The Magician is the only one worth winning, if not the Alex Magala dude that won a different countries version of got talent.
The rest of the cunts are the same old shit.
>>70134437
But he is literally the most boring magician ever. He's performing simple tricks that I learnt how to do as a child, while the music drowns out his boring monologue
OCP's Number 2 guy on now.
>>70134437
Fuck off, the dog is gold. The serial winner is just a greedy cunt.
>>70134519
The dog does the same thing every time, only the outfit of the woman changes.
>Brings out a war veteran
What the fuck does this have to do with a talent show
Was there even magic? I got bored listening.
>it's another dog in the final episode
Come on now.
>2 simple card tricks
>>70134608
No, it was essentially show and tell where he brought his grandpa to class.
>>70134554
SOMETHING SOMETHING WE SAVED OUR COUNTRY AND SHEEEIT
>>70134627
>It's another singer/dog/dancer episode
>>70134627
Fuck you, dog 4 lyfe
>>70133899
Wayne Woodward has it in the fucking bag.
A Ghostbusters advert? Even me mum said "absolutely rubbish".
Where was the magic? That was literally just 5 minutes of pandering to UKIP fuckbois.
>>70134758
I'd fuck your mum lad
>>70134701
The problem I have with these dogs and dancers is that once you see the first act, you've seen them all. They don't change up their routine enough to be constantly put through the rounds.
>>70134758
>watching with your mum
I wish I could :(
>>70134758
What the fuck is Hemsworth doing?
>Stephen Mulhern will never be relevant enough to constitute having a golden buzzer act
Why must the good ones always suffer?
>choir
>>70134816
>implying anything on this show is original
I'll admit my fist pick was Davros, but dog is also based.
>they're black
>gospel
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>it's a nignog shoutsings episode
>>70134156
BGT would pull in more, its on ITV for free and panders to kids and families, while UCL is on Sky Sports/BT Sport which you have to pay for. Also, UCL isn't going to really interest casual football fans as the finalists are both spanish - and aren't barcelona.
Will Alesha ever gold buzz a white act?
>>70134901
>It's a The One Viewer escapes from his BGMT Viewing Shed episode
>>70134952
>yet showing black people singing gospel in a movie today would be considered a racial stereotype
Will the sword swallower get to perform live this time or was it recorded earlier?
>>70134987
Will Alesha ever have an opinion worth hearing?
>saturday night
>watching bgt and drinking alone
What went wrong
>>70135046
Don't worry lad, same here.
>running at the camera in a subway witha samurai sword attached.
If I saw that in London I'd screech like a beta and shit myself.
Gee, I love all these British people on my British talent show!
Anyone secretly hopes he dies
>>70135166
Absolute madman
>>70135197
>secretly
I'm screaming at the fucking telly
So this act was just the same as his semi final but with a chainsaw instead?
Would you rather bonk Alesha Dixon or Amanda Holden?
Jesus, Amanda Holden is so hot.
She seems to get younger every year
The drill bits were more dangerous..
desu he was the best guy so far.DOG DOG DOG
>>70135246
BBC.
>>70135238
I'd do 'em both but Amanda looks like she'd be more worth your while 2bh.
He's done the same thing 3 times. Sword in mouth, then falls down a pole and stops himself just in time.
Snooz fest mate
>>70135246
She's a right slag but I would mate.
>MUM, ANON WANT MILKY!
>>70135238
Was literally gonna ask this.
They'd both get it but I'd rather Amanda.
>>70135323
he did more his first time actually doing backflips with the sword.
Kid can't sing, his mum would get it
I bet amanda is a filthy bitch in the sack.
>>70135238
theyve both worn some naughty dresses this week. alesha showing delicious chocolate skin on stage with crossbow fail man
>my mom thinks I'm cool
LAST PLACE
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He definitely has wet dreams about his mum
>>70135454
easily last. theyll be lucky to get 1% of the vote.
but then again i said ukraine would come last in the eurovision final so what do i know
So those two fuck, right? I'm surely not the only one getting some oedipal vibes.
Is it just me or has Walliams lowered his banter this year?
>>70135394
Glad I'm not the only one
>>70135511
No he's been as irritating as ever, it pisses me off that in order to watch this show I have to endure the antics of this bovine attention seeker.
>>70135572
>It's a David pretends to be a poof episode
>>70135572
I'm the opposite, the show's only fun when Walliams is calling Simon gay. Then Mulhern rocks the house.
can some of you not go a fucking day without talking about sex?
>tfw the One Viewer is posting in this thread right now
>>70135657
You're making it worse, you are deactivating their autism inhibitors.
REAL MILF INCOMING
These will finish 11th, though they deserve top half.
>>70135693
Singer is better desu senpai
Ey, these two were pretty good.
Then again I know dick about dancing.
>>70135768
They'd probably finish higher elsewhere. Too patrician for Britain.
>>70135770
Shit tier taste
>Talent
>>70135819
>Britain
>not the us and Pakistan's for talent
>>70135819
>implying talent means it has to be good.
I can suck my own arse
EYEBROWS
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IS THAT A MAN
This girl looks like someone pressed randomize on a character creator lmao
>>70135915
Rofl
>It's another black person sings true colours episode
WHERE IS DAVROS?
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>Called elcock
>Nigger
>ayy lmao
If she places any higher than the bottom 5 I'm moving to Portugal.
I-is Alesha not wearing panties?
>>70135996
Piece of shit judges who sent him through the first time round stabbed him in the back then he ended up the first one to go in Thursday's semi-final.
>>70136036
>I hate foreigners
>So I will become one to other people
Don't understand this.
>>70136058
Fucking rigged.
What is your talent lads?
>>70136077
Hello Nigress.
>>70136077
>implying I'm anti foreigners
I'm just anti criminals and cucks
Plus southern Portugal is mostly Brits anyways.
She'll win Ant and Dec always win desu
>tfw still salty Balance got through in place of Tumar KR
They would have killed it.
>>70136111
Mine's getting trips btw
>>70136111
DOG AND patrician dancers master race.
>>70136146
What's wrong with that one guy? Marfan syndrome?
>>70136146
I honestly don't understand how they got all 4 votes. They were simply better on every aspect.
>>70136111
shitposting
>>70136111
I have a dog that can talk. Warbled nonsense granted, but I bet it would still be enough to ride through to the final.
>>70136111
I have 5gb shitpost folder
>>70136196
The judges basically can't pick foreign acts or the backlash in the media the next morning will be out of control.
this is fucking embarrasing
This dog sucks
>the dog does the same paws in the air and kickflips episodes
FUCKING BORING
That dog is kawaii
I want to hug that dog.
>all these anti dogs
CANCER
I bet you'd vote for 100 niggers
>>70136111
I can make a really good cup of tea for anyone. I instinctively know how strong someone wants it.
Cute dog, but it's still the same bloody stuff we saw last time in a different outfit.
>>70136332
A foreign act won it one year.
>>70136476
What about wall walking?
I've bet five hundred quid on Wayne Woodward to win.
Did I do good?
>>70136502
It's fine when the public votes for them, but for the judges to choose one over a domestic act in the semi-finals is bad.
I don't make the rules, those are just my observations of the british media.
>>70136572
Post betting slip
>>70135246
She's so obsessed with her arse, too. I wanna tongue her anus 2bh
>>70136604
Is she?
That dancing dog girl had such a bad loser face when she didn't get through the other night. Fuck her, hopes she comes last.
>>70134901
He's getting one next year bud
your bills are estimated in bongistan?
What kind of madness is that?
>>70136642
Really? Don't play with my heart.
>>70136639
Yeh m8
>>70136684
No, it's a meme for an advert. Add this to your fapbank.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUTO5XSl5kg
>>70136639
She has a bronze cast of it in her house m8
damn, she's good.
Also daughterfu material.
it's another kid who can't sing but we have to pretend they're great and praise them
>>70136111
I can whistle out my nose when my sinuses are clogged.
>singing a song with a broad vocal range, when you don't have that vocal range
I think I may have made a mistake betting on Wayne after that performance
>>70136688
On Wednesdays BGMT it was brought up and Simon said he could have one, could have been bantz though.
Although Based Mulhern has been showing up in the promo photos with the rest of them this year, could be they're finally realising he's solid gold.
Good voice
>>70136750
She also said "bottom" was her favourite word a few shows ago. Quite a few of her modelling shit has her showing off her bum, too.
>>70136852
>>70136798
See, you two are part of the problem. That girl was out of tune for the majority of the song, she had a weird flat tone to her voice and was massively over reaching. it was fucking awful, but everyone is praising her. She cannot sing
>>70136852
You didn't bet on DOG
So, your loss.
WOULD THEY BE LAUGHING IF DAVID THREW THE WATER OVER AMANDA
NO THEY WOULD NOT
>>70136868
How would it work though? He is literally never seen or mentioned on the main show. Would they show him choosing the act on BGMT? What about during the live shows - would he be allowed to come out and introduce them?
>Impressionist
>>70136912
>Muh feminazi boogieman
You need to get out more
>>70136907
I'll admit she was out of tune at times, but considering the caliber of the other singers, that little girl was great.
Just tuned in
How many acts left?
>>70136907
This. She was flat for most of the low notes, and didn't last long enough on the high notes.
>impressionist
Time to mute the tv
>>70136960
Hello, slut.
None of these voices are even good, spongbob in particular was not even close.
What the fuck... it's the same fucking song! With the same fucking impressions!
Ok, this guy is last friend.
Fucking up this bad on the same performance
More like a trainwreck.
>can't even remember the order
Jesus, not only are his impressions bad but he forgot half of them and had to keep checking and changing voice hahaha
>>70136960
How would it have been taken? Well? I think not.
Also cringe cringe cringe at this impressionist
>Mam keeps telling me how good he was on yesterday's show
>mfw
Was he decent last time?
>reminder this guy won his semi final
Those JUST eyes
What the fuck, did he even rehearse?
>forgetting impressions
>that you've done before
>and even when you get the impressions right they were shit.
Anyone who defends him needs to leave.
>>70137088
Well he did the exact same voices so not really
>>70136932
They've been advertising BGMT before the end of the main show this season before the credits, so chances are everyone's at least aware of him.
Or they could just have him pick on BGMT and not mention it again.
>>70137119
The Mimicmen were the better impressionists, and funnier too.
>You now remember the bald impressionist faggot who actually got his own one-off special in Christmas of 2010 and it was the most godawful piece of shit ever.
It's good to see a thread for this.
Normally a thread for any show like this gets buried under posts like this >>70134322
so nice one lads
>>70137142
I just want a three man host with Bant, Kek and Memehern.
>>70137185
That dude wasn't bad, honestly. The fact that his main bit of Harry Hill's TV Burp does date him a bit, though.
>>70137185
I don't actually. Link?
>>70137234
His Phil Mitchell impression did make me kek I'll admit.
If there's one thing that bugs me the most about dance acts it's cycling through songs every 5 seconds.
I SAY BRITAIN
>>70137242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGKJwEN1syQ
These stormtroopers can't dance either. doing a flip isn't dancing
>dancing storm troopers that cant dance
>impressionist that forgot the impressions and was shit
>girl who can't sing trying to sing a difficult song
>dog doing things I did when I was a babby
>magician who didnt really do magic and just showed off a war hero
>urban youth throwing himself on stage to tv theme songs
eyebrows and danger slav are the only two with any kind of talent
It's a bunch of effeminate men right?
if you guys are apple cucks, get the app.
You can vote for dog and based storms troopers.
>>70137327
YOU SAY TALENT
>Vader is in the audience
Jesus that is actually amazing.
I bet it's eastern europeans under those suits
>>70137280
Yeah I'm of the same mind. It was trendy to do in like 2009 but I find it really monotonous now. The only dance acts that stick to the one song are usually the slower ones.
Honestly I'd find it MORE impressive if they were able to choreograph their steps to the beat of a single song. Linking multiple songs together means they're a little less creative as a result.
>>70137360
BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT
>>70137327
YOU SAY REDDIT
So it's most likely one of the little girls, I thought magician was gonna be good but it was a shit card trick and then the sword dude did the same thing. AGAIN.
>>70137414
IT'S THE DJ TALENT!
>>70137345
They're all chicks except the one that's got a bigger frame. Although that could be a butcher girl I guess.
>>70137345
I'm pretty sure at least one was a woman.
>>70137280
Yeah it's just the shite Cowell formula. Don't forget the breaking glass sound effect in between each song, and the explosion sound effect at the end.
POST YOUR TOP 3 (or the 3 least bad) LADS
1.BASED DOG
2.BASED IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS
3.BASED DANCERS
>>70137407
I really want that male and female duo to do well tonight because of the story they told rather than a random mish mash of dance moves and props.
>>70137201
The main show takes itself too seriously for Mullers to work properly.
Predict last place lads
>unironically liking the storm troopers
>>70137536
mother/son
>>70137536
Cringe Impressions or the 100 oogabooga
>>70137536
mum and son
>>70137376
Even worse, scousers
>>70137536
Mother and son simply because they were the last I could remember. The choir narrowly missed out.
>>70137573
The choir finishing last won't happen in a million years.
Oh this guy's on last? Could win. He'll get the standing ovation treatment
wait there's one more?
>>70137644
Yeah, he's been pretty damn good so far. The change between his singing and speaking voice is a bit odd though.
>white suit
>yellow teeth
oh dear lad
ok this guy kicks the shit out of the other singers.
>>70137731
m8 he's not singing. he's talking loudly. that was shite
>>70133861
u mean cliche judge comments everything is beautiful and good prehearsed fake rigged shite
the dog is the most talented.
anyone get an erotic feeling when the female meme troopers dance? i know it's males and females but you can tell (hopefully) when a chick is dancing, that shit turns me on.
>>70137789
Sorry fampai, but I think you're gay,
>>70133861
I may aswell be watching the fucking X factor.
why is Simon Cowbell a mong producer? why have 99% singers on BGT then X Factor around the corner.
Why the fuck was the dog act brought back in? We had one win the final last year. What the fuck is wrong with people?
Think my bet is safe in the bag
Go based Wayne
>>70137831
it's 2015
>>70137859
The dog was the most talented one there.
Mans based friend.
Alright bongs, who are you voting for?
>>70137859
this little nigger is way better than pudsey the cunt
Predict what places will everyone come in the end.
The stuntman pussied out of his drop and stopped short. Then edged the last bit. People in this thread will defend this.
>>70137891
im not some PC normie OAP, I ain't voting for shit.
>>70137891
Shannon and Peter deserve to be in the top half at least. It's probably going to be a battle between the kids and then the dog.
>>70137891
If I wanted to waste my money I'd vote for the frank sinatra bloke
>>70137891
DOG
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They didn't even show the magician doing his trick in the highlights.
>>70137891
Sword chugger
>When you realize that BGMT is Agents of SHIELD to BGT's Avengers and Mulhern is Chloe Bennet
I'M VOTING FOR THE BLOKE WHO BROUGHT AN OLD TWAT ON STAGE
WOW WHAT A TALENT, WISH I COULD PANDER TO AN AUDIENCE LIKE THAT
>>70138003
What trick
>>70138003
He did a trick?
>>70137940
also pre recorded and Amanda pulling it off was so shittily acted. she'd obviously done it numerous times before that.
I hate how everything is stake in this show.
guys if you get the app you don't have to pay money like a faggot.
However you do need to be a normie.
>>70137940
His act is the exact same thing each time, just a different sharp thing at the bottom.
>>70137891
TRIP
Hazard
Can't give lip to the Trip
Oh God I forgot about this slag. Literally imagine the number of cocks she's taken since her big X Factor win. Double figures for sure.
>>70138010
Sword swallowing isn't even impressive. They're usually blunt as hell, which just makes it about relaxing your gag reflex.
>>70138014
Sorry but even Britains Got More Talent has gone to shit this year too.
It used to be GOAT.
>>70138118
What's wrong with it this year?
>The tits on that pink haired bird
Wew
>>70138014
Except when he complains about not being recognised properly by the big show its all top bants.
Does this bitch do anything other than mumble?
>>70138152
post pics
PINK
>>70138152
Nig it was just on.
>>70138207
Shit meant to quote >>70138180
Kek, even Ant and Dec forgot she won x factor, not BGT.
>>70138180
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=grace+chatto
1-1
carrasco
>>70138207
i'm not watching but i like being in the live threads for the bants
>jasmine
More like jas ain't mine child
>>70138300
Weak
Looking forward to this next performance, expecting to see some blasts from the past.
If Jai McDowall is on it I will be pleasantly surprised
>>70138279
If the thread's still up and it goes on demand I'll screencap just for you
Anyone who legitimately finds Keith Lemon funny should be shot in the cock
