Why cant Protestants into kino?
Protestants have a difficult time in art because they don't believe in idolatry.
Art is considered haram in protestantism
No European culture and history
>>70131866
It clearly says "entertaining, profound, and powerful" on the Protestant flick, but nothing on the Orthodox Cinema, OP. Might want to rethink things.
>>70131866
Protestants are just sheeps for the jews
>>70132084
Because they speak for themselves
I want a new re-imagined Luther biography that doesn't suck like the Fiennes movie.
>>70131866
Why is Brendan Gleeson so based?
>>70131866
Okay, faggot.
>Dreyer
>Malick
>Bergman
>>70132161
Is that based autist?
>>70131866
But Ordet is the greatest Christian film of all time
>>70132198
Isn't he Catholic?
Can Americans really be considered protestant?
They have all kinds of weird and fucked up sects that think America is the holy land and Jesus visited there and whatever the fuck that rapture business is. Nobody in Europe has those things.
>>70132319
Episcopalian
>>70131866
God's Not Dead was written by Catholics.
>Papistcucks still trying to damage control their shitty Anti-Christ worship this hard
>>70132371
>Nobody in Europe has those things.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Israelism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_did_those_feet_in_ancient_time
>>70132013
This ťbh. Protestantism is an extremely simplified version of Catholism without a deep theological tradition. Protestant churches never played roles like the Catholic or Orthodox church did.
>>70132411
So pretty much a cafeteria catholic then
>>70131866
What does it matter. There is no heaven and the world and everything created will all be destroyed and we will eventually be in a realm of nothingness for all eternity so why does it matter?
>>70132510
>Protestantism is an extremely un-Jew version of Catholism without a deep desire to wallet dom all the foolish goys.
This thread is about to devolve into a theological argument
>>70132598
delusional proddy ancap detected
>>70131866
See: Shane Carruth for protestant kino
Told you so
>>70131866
>>70132627
Hey bro, if followers of Abrahamic teachings aren't supposed to be greedy, why do your Papist priest go around wearing more bling than muh thuglife nignogs?
>>70132652
Shane Carruth is a Christian but his films aren't particularly Christian.
>>70131866
Because modern mainstream protestantism is obssessed with being cool and hip. Protestantism is the Chad and Stacy you knew in high school, so anything they make appeals to them.
Source: am protestant, used to go to large protestant churches.
>>70132742
To command respect. They wear them not of greed but to symbolize the might and glory of God.
>>70132950
That doesn't exactly sound humble, does it.
Hey bro, if Abrahamic teachings dictate that you are monotheists, why do Papists have a catalog of hundreds of super powered people, whose likeness your followers stamp out into medals and trading cards to carry around, and to whom you offer prayers?
>>70131866
i'm not super big into religion, but i always thought that catholic ritual was pretty cool. if i had to join a group, i think it'd be catholic.
>>70132625
I'm pretty sure these threads are always posted by the same guy.
>>70132510
The traditions of man have the power to nullify the word of God.
>>70132598
Ironic seeing how Luther wrote "On the Jews and Their Lies".
>>70133409
He's been doing it since the first Gods bot dead movie was released.
>>70133324
>super powered people
Actually they don't have real power, they only serve as proxys between people and god.
>more infighting between people follow the same magic cult
These threads are no different than the capeshit ones.
>>70133865
>Expecting a protestant to know about hagiography
You are preaching in the desert brother.
>>70132120
Then they don't say much
>>70133865
>survive being shot with a couple dozen arrows
>finding medicine by shooting an arrow into the sky
>not super powers
>>70132733
fuck is wrong with that foot? i'm not gonna fap to that
Who cares? Prods are lost souls destined for hell
Reminder
>>70134428
That was Deus Pater acting through them.
Protestantism is nothing but christian wahabism, a radical sect worth for idiots.
>>70134456
>UK Protestantism
Isn't that the Anglican church?
Why are protestants still in a big huff about the pope? Grow the fuck up protestants
>>70134540
Yes
>>70134501
>implying God interferes in the world of man
Catholics are literally the capeshitters of Christianity.
>>70134456
>posting a picture of an Anglican church
>a religion literally made just so the riddled with syphilis king could get his rocks off with a new bitch
Kek. At least Luther wasn't cucked by the Pope even if he was fucking nuts and beat himself.
>>70134550
Because they're literally Contrarianism: The Religion.
>>70132598
>Divorce is okay!
>Not going to mass is okay!
>Faggots are okay!
Lmao and you're saying Catholicism is Jew?
>>70134550
>protestants
>implying
My great, great, great, great grandfather's wife's son was killed in a German commune simply because he believed that Jesus was a kind and non-greedy person who believed salvation can come to any man, at any age who professes his love to Jesus and that his body could be purified of sin without having to feed shekels to his local Papist Jew.
We might hate the mods and the work that they DO FOR FREE, but we don't demand that every nation send soldiers to harry them from their homes, to slay them, their women, and their children, to burn their places of worship to ash.
Papists, please no bully.
>>70134727
>implying God doesn't interferes in the world of man
>What is Bible
>What is Jesus
I'm not even christian, mang, but those are things in what you're supposed to believe
>Jesus says no divorce
>Protestants divorce anyway
>Jesus says eat my body and blood in memory of me
>Protestants don't
>Jesus says apostles and their successors have the power to forgive sins
>Protestants ignore him
It's like Protestants don't even care what Jesus had to say
>>70134456
>Anglicans
>Protestant
They were anti-Catholic back in the day but their religion has far more in common with Catholicism than Protestant faiths and they had nothing to do with Martin Luther.
>>70135750
>>Jesus says eat my body and blood in memory of me
>>Protestants don't
But they literally do. They just aren't autistic enough to believe that its ACTUALLY MAGICALLY his flesh.
>>70131866
what are you even talking about?
>>70135750
>love thy neighbor
>kill thousands upon thousands of Anabaptists simply because they believe Jesus' love was unconditional
>love they neighbor
>immigrate to America
>proceed to betray America by making war against it with fellow papists
It's like Catholics are fucking Jews.
>>70136656
It is though. It is LITERALLY his flesh and blood after the church gets his blessing. It is a very important part of worshiping our lord.
>>70136906
better to have wrong in your history than in your practices.
>>70136979
That's absolute nonsense. Jesus was using a simile in its most basic form.
>>70134456
Separation of church and state. We didn't have tax dollars from poor dirt farmers to pay for fancy churches.
>Protestant churches never played roles like the Catholic or Orthodox church did.
Well, at least they didn't massacre every other town and destroy indigenous European culture.
The only thing the P*pists were good for was to have yet another reason for my country to leave the """Holy""" Roman Empire.
>>70136979
I never really got this. Do Catholics mean to say Jesus was a wine-stuffed pastry man or that his soul is present in the Eucharist? Do protestants not even believe as much as the latter?
>>70137032
>better to have wrong in your history than in your practices.
What is practices if it is not the constant committing of acts? Your constant acts of hypocrisy is sin in practice.
At least when Protestants divorce, you merely ruin a family.
When Catholics commit their hypocrisy, hundreds of thousands of lives are snuffed out.
>>70136030
Anglicans are Protestant you ignorant fool. So are Lutherans and Calvinists and Baptists and Methodists etc.
>All the papists in this thread
Thank god I was raised Gnostic.
>>70135750
Catholics divorce as well.
Likewise, conservative protestants don't divorce.
Jesus was known for his metaphors. Are Catholics cannibals?
Lastly, the current pope is not a direct successor of the original apostles.
Is it possible to get into religion as an adult?
If I've spent 22 years not really knowing staying a firm agnostic I can't truthfully say I have faith although I would love the benefits of a Christian lifestyle and my father would love for me to join his church. Right now I cannot say I live a sin free life but I am incredibly depressed and I think these things definitely are correlated although I'm not using that as an excuse for my own choices.
>>70136979
>It is LITERALLY his flesh and blood after the church gets his blessing. It is a very important part of worshiping our lord.
Literally Islam-tier
>>70137572
I'd advise against any organized church. It makes agnostics athiests fast. But id still say go once or twice for your father.
>>70137077
fuck you, go back to pol if you want to bash christianity for no reason
>>70137405
No, but once you have those things in the church and ask for Jesus' blessing he gives them his life and turns them into his literal body
>>70137460
>this thread has nothing to do with me or anything I know about
>better let everyone know about it
>>70137679
I know plenty of Catholic teachings and mysticism. I just hope I can trigger catholics with my existence.
>>70137653
>I'd advise against any organized church. It makes agnostics athiests fast.
I would have thought priests were the go to for these kind of questions. I'm picturing them all like Brendan Gleeson from Cavalry mind am I in for massive disappointment and disillusion?
Are we still pretending to be religious?
>>70137860
The few times I went to a new church I was given no special treatment. I'm sure there are great priests who care but I have never met one.
>>70132950
ma nigga God is the greatest pimp of them all
>>70137860
Not him, but depends on the priest.
>>70137918
Did you not meet 1 on 1 with a priest?
>>70137985
No I was never a choir boy.
>>70136979
>worshiping our lord.
>literally eating him
>Awww Marge but the Lord's so sweet and tasty!
>>70134456
>>70131866
>2006 4chan
>stupid americans, god isn't real!
>2016 4chan
>stupid americans, we worship god better than you!
At least you guys were right in 2006.
I really hate this neo-religion meme. Can't wait for it to become popular so you faggots will just go back to be areligious already.
>>70137880
No, you fucking Edgelord
>>70137671
so they're his body and blood in the sense they are vessels for His presence? that's much more reasonable than people make it sound like
>>70137985
Really though don't hinge your entire religious life around one person. If he isnt what you expected from the movie you may need to reevaluate reality from fiction.
>>70138195
>If he isnt what you expected from the movie you may need to reevaluate reality from fiction
That came out wrong from how it was in my head. Don't hinge your religious life on what some from a Himalayan Finger painting board.
>>70138065
High Anglicanism is something people do for fun. No one cares about God over here
>>70138181
No, once they are infused with his spirit they are literally his blood and flesh
I don't know why people have such a hard time understanding this
>>70136979
Can someone explain this concept of why Christians are cannibals to me, I never understood it
>>70138249
>>70138391
Fuck you pol
>>70138366
because it sounds absolutely retarded. The miracle within the ritual that represents the presence of God is turning carbs into proteins? The interpretation that you are consuming a part of the Lord's being to make Him present within you is so much better
>>70138465
It's a legitimate question fuckface.
>>70131866
>tfw the most patrician kino of 2016 was about protestantism
>>70132733
Malick is an Arab Catholic you dumb shit
>>70132733
Looks like a tarantino film
>>70138065
Really it's not so much about being religious than spouting memes; memes are our true faith.
>>70132275
/thread
>>70138589
>>70138601
It has been scientifically proven that they gain proteins after the ritual. I'm sorry your mind is so closed that you can't understand a simple religious procedure
>>70131866
>>70138605
>>70132275
Hey, you see, the kino-situation in protestantism is not so bad, as lack of good protestantic literature or music.
I can add that "Sunset Limited" is pretty protestantic tv-kino.
>>70139750
Anon, in the adult world, "scientific" claims it have to be backed up with a source, faggot.
>>70140145
McCarthy is not a protestant
>>70140772
I know. But Sunset Limited is patrician version of God Not Dead.
>>70141068
>>70141068
The Sunset Limited isn't about God existing or not it's about the psychology of the two main characters
>>70141363
>about God existing
Christian movie shouldn`t be only about God existence, which is too obvious. However, the final of Sunset gives place for this thing.
>>70141068
>patrician version of God Not Dead.
Which was a Catholic made movie.
>>70140682
How about the bible you dipshit?
>>>/pol/
>>70132108
>Protestants are just sheeps for the jews
They are basically the only ones who stand in their way in western societies.
Protestants usually support Israel though which isn't the same as supporting the efforts of left-wing Jews living in host countries, who often oppose Israel themselves.
>>70137880
I don't know, is reddit religious now?
>>70142431
No they're majorly atheists, so we will remain devout followers of the lord for now
>>70137572
>Right now I cannot say I live a sin free life
Don't worry, no christians actually follow their own rules. All you have to do is believe in Jesus and do whatever you want, then just ask for forgiveness sometime so you can feel like a great human being. :D
Welcome to the club fellow follower of our lord and shepherd!
>>70137671
>muh butthurt pol boogeyman
>I'm super literal to boot!
Feels good to be Lutheran and not have a complex about an imaginary enemy.
>>70142431
Reddit is atheist so 4Chan is christfags now
Who /Seventh-day Adventist/ here?
>>70142659
>Who /an absolute fucking idiot/ here?
>>70131866
They are pretty dumb, too bee honest.
>>70142659
I'm not a nigger.
>>70134692
Anglican != Protestant senpai
>>70138401
nice
