>Watch British Documentary
>When animals attack each other it's censored because it's too violent.
>Sharp objects like spoons have to be censored or cut out completely.
>British narrator has to bore his audiences to sleep so they wouldn't get angry wasting their time watching the show.
>Brits themselves have to pay taxes just to watch BBC and even more for BBC documentaries
>''Well.....umm here is a fruit fly, we can't show you it's dead body but we can show you were he has been, observe this rotting piece of pork that has been censored as to not offend our muslim viewers''
>>70129748
Not even close to the truthful classic. 1/10 made me reply
spotted the amerilard
>>70129748
>it's
>>70129748
>Brits themselves have to pay taxes just to watch BBC and even more for BBC documentaries
What are you talking about? All BBC services are paid for by a flat annual payment of £145 per household. Documentary programming is obviously inclusive of that.
Also if you're trying to imply that British TV has strict censorship compared to America then fucking lol.
>>70129748
show me an americunt documentary that is better than this.
take your time chubbs
>>70129748
>Watch american documentary.
>they put a spider that is not even from the same latitude into the cast for forced drama.
>giant centipade hams every scripted line.
>there is a calorie intake count for the main bugs at the end of the episode
>>70129748
>American """"documentary""""
>some man child who thinks the 90s never ended narrating to try to appeal to kids
>"woah dude, you do NOT want to get into a fight with this guy!"
>random guitar riffs to make people think they're watching a rock concert otherwise the audience will get bored
>all footage of the animals is constantly replayed in slow-motion and with frequent jump cuts accompanied by dramatic music while the narrator screams
>"This beast is INSANE! They don't call it KING OF THE JUNGLE FOR NOTHING!"
>somehow manage to spread 5 minutes of actual nature footage over an hour-long show
>"I dunno about you guys, but that was a close call and my heart is POUNDING"
>>70129886
imagine if I bought a toaster and the government said I had to pay £145 per year if I wanted to make toast with it
the licence fee is stealth taxation you retard.
>watch american media
>mfw americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
>mfw americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"
>mfw americans call Merry fizzlebombs "Fireworks"
>mfw americans call genocide 'Thanksgiving'
>mfw americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC"
>mfw americans call meat water "gravy"
>mfw americans call electro-rope "power cables"
>mfw americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a burger
>mfw americans call fart tornados "bar mitzvahs"
>mfw americans call twisting plankhandles "Doorknobs"
>mfw americans call french toast "pussy bread"
>mfw americans call breaddystacks "sandwiches"
>mfw americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"
>mfw americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"
>mfw americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
>mfw americans call tossin' the thimble in the tipper "Archiving the Thread"
>mfw americans call "A Biffa, A Kek, and a Lush" "Two and a half men"
>mfw americans call Montezuma's Revenge "Water"
>mfw americans call bobby buggies "police cars"
>mfw americans call hosh posh jerpee tosh "lingo"
>mfw americans call buzzy fuzzy trundlies "electric razors"
>mfw americans call cold-on-the-cob a "popsicle"
>mfw americans call "The Commonwealth Player's Beast Bungalo" "National Lampoon's Animal House"
>>70129748
kek. show me any animal docu where they show everything.
>>70129748
>>Sharp objects like spoons
>spoons
>sharp objects
>>70130017
>>mfw americans call genocide 'Thanksgiving'
>mfw americans call genocide 'Thanksgiving'
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsp9bMQz7lc
>British documentary
>Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the pray mantis following a spider
>american documentary
>guitar riff playing in the background
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>more flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>more flashy jump cuts
>the mantis strikes
>strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND IT'S OVER IN A FLASH
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE MANTIS
>Starwipe to the next clip
I want Ryuko to fuck me
>>70130036
>>70130070
I hope Trigger goes bankrupt.
>>70129748
>American TV
>can't say the word "fuck" in-case the conservative mothers get mad
>can't show a nipple for fear of warping children's minds
>happily show hordes of people get mowed down, decapitated, ripped to pieces and murdered on network tv with no controversy
>>70130084
sourpuss
>Trigger drew OP's pic
>Britards are being triggered ITT
You see it's poetry
>>70130070
I want Satsuki to bully me.
>American documentary
>take BBC footage
>increase saturation
>add bad background music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSB71jNq-yQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjAcyTXRunY
>>70130017
This deserves a (You)
>Brits get arrested if they witness a crime on TV
>go to watch a movie in USA
>need a bulletproof vest
>american show
>it's in spanish
>American Documentary about anything
>Narrator speaks to you like you are 3 years old and explains everything
>>70130500
>>70130244
That's a cool bird.
>>70130500
BUILD A WALL AROUND THIS
>>70129995
I wasn't arguing that the TV License isn't a tax. I was refuting the OPs claim that BBC viewers somehow have to pay more for nature programming.
Also your toaster analogy only really fits if the person you paid the fee to was also providing you with unlimited free bread in return.
>>70131451
thats the point. if im not buying my bread of the government so why do i have to pay them for toasting bread I buy off someone else? same applies to the BBC.
>>70131506
tv license also prevents us from having ads every 5 minutes like american tv
any brit who goes to america is fucking baffled by the amount of adverts you guys have
>>70130500
entire USA btfo
>>70129748
1/10.
>>70129748
>watch American documentary
>nudity and swear words are censored
This is a pretty shitty thread btw
>>70130017
Haven't seen this pasta or any variation of it in quite a while, thank you Anon
>>mfw americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
>>70130017
Haven't seen one of these in a while, nice
