What cancer has taken hold of the review industry?
This literally is Singer's best xmen yet
Singer's twink assistant pls go
>>70097533
Is he really faggut??
>>70097493
poor b8 son
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>>70097493
This movie was so poorly written
>Havoc dies and nobody really cares
>Cyclops cries a bit, but there's zero consequences after that
>Magneto's family is killed outta noware by... god? with a misfired arrow
>this is event is never questioned or explained
>Storm is for some reason cool with ending the world
>zero motivation to trust and follow this guy other than a boost of power
>purple sword lady is for some reason cool with ending the world
>zero motivation other than a small boost of power
>Magneto is for some reason cool with ending the world
>even though Magneto never wanted anything like this
>Magneto only wanted mutants to rise and take power, he never wanted to KILL EVERYBODY CUZ FUCK MY FAMILY DID
>Birdman(2014) is the only one who who had nothing to lose and everything to gain
>for some reason the all powerful purple guy only acquires 4 followers despite knowing that there are far more mutants who could potentially cause a big problem
>despite having access to everyone's mind including direct access to Professor X's mind, purple man ignores Jean Grey entirely
>Magneto just sits in his big tornado until the movie decides it's time to throw shit at purple man
>Magneto kills thousands, if not millions of people for no reason
>Professor X calls him "old friend" and then lets him walk out the door
>>70097533
who is this fluid druid
>>70097575
He is the kind of person Frodo and Feldman refer to, memes aside. He has a history of preying on underage boys.
>>70097614
But it's as shit as all the other Singer movies. It literally scores lower than the Last Stand.
>>70097640
BUt he haz children
>>70097714
He just adopted them w a beard to stave off impending prosecution/look like a family man.
>>70097676
Critics caught on to his gay metaphor shtick. He will no longer get a pass for his bland directing and terrible writing.
Took them long enough.
It felt like rehash of the other films
>>70097736
What does it feel like being a gay guy having sex with a woman? Does the thought horrify them?
Do they think of naked guys to get hard?
>>70097614
One or two guys died in the first class movie if I'm not mistaken. Nobody gave a shit. They just moved on.
Havic wasn't even a relevant character in this movie.
This movie had literally nothing going for it
Everythinf about it was trash
>>70097792
Why is no one catching onto mediocre capeshit like Civil War then?
>>70097792
this
>And yet again are we treated to the same tired, patronizing metaphors. Mutants are people of color, mutants are queer. Any potential poignance in these blunt messages is obliterated by dizzying, rote CGI sequences that while trying to impress more often than not make you want a nap.
>[...] Where the criminally and suspiciously underrated Batman v Superman respected its audience, asked of them, this movie asks only for your dollars, gives little in return.
>>70097811
They were adopted or IVF, no intercourse
>>70097614
This, too many rehashed themes and careless motivations. Definitely Singer's worst which is surprising since he set this up himself instead of what happened with X3.
>Storm walking around in muslim Egypt without any kind of headdress
>>70097614
>>Havoc dies and nobody really cares
Nigga, nobody ever cared about Havoc. He's the worst Summers in any medium.
>>70097994
Storm's American, why should she give a shit about muslim customs?
They should have had more apocalypse in egypt. Also a more clever way of defeating him.
>>70097842
Because as hard as you neckbeards want to meme, Civil war wasn't a bad movie
