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ITT: Sequels that exist
The mummy 3.
>bar none the worst film I have ever seen, it literally made me physically ill and I was forced to turn it off after the yeti-save-the-day scene
>>70093186
>3
I didn't even know there was Jarhead 2
I bet it's just a shitty action movie, and has nothing to do with the first one
>>70093186
>Dennis Haysbert
Man his career is dead as fuck after those Allstate commercials isn't it?
>>70093243
>watch Mummy 3 as a teenage pleb
>think it's complete shit and a disgrace to the franchise
>end up watching it on TV one day recently as a 24 year old
>it's actually kino
>more fun than any blockbuster in years
I have a feeling the 14 year old marvel drones who shit on BvS will have a similar realization years down the line.
>>70093317
Guy you quoted here, I saw it 2 years ago at the age of 25. I guess I was just not meant to enjoy it.
crank 2
You see this fucking shit right here? This shit pisses me off so goddamn much.
Surf's Up is literally the most underrated animated film of all fucking time. Excellent animation, good story, great soundtrack, absolutely hilarious without being cheesy or trying too hard or pandering to children, and not to mention an excellent cast. Shia was the main penguin, John Hedder was the hippie chicken, and fucking Jeff Goddamn Bridges was the wise mentor character.
This is what they followed it up with? Some straight to DVD WWE tie in shit? FUCK YOU SONY. FUCK. YOU.
>>70093428
Crank 2 is absolutely glorious you bull dyke.
>>70093317
It's shit Chinkpandering
>>70093428
No movie made in the last 10 years embodies the core tenants of "Kino" anywhere near as well as Crank 2
>>70093484
>Surf's Up is literally the most underrated animated film of all fucking time
Dude surf up was shit. I take it you don't watch much animated films. You probably haven't even seen Persopolis lel.
>>70093610
No one gives a shit about Persepolis.
I sincerely hope all of the capeshit/Star Wars/GoT threads force every last one of you pretentious fucks out of /tv/.
>>70093610
>Persopolis
Sand people are my ideological enemies, cuck.
this was story boarded, meetings were held OK'ing it's script, funding had to be sourced and approved, hundreds of people were involved in its production.. this was green light
>>70093484
The Undertakers coffin surfboard is nowhere near ergonomic.
>>70093186
b-list sequels to a-list movies just sully the original
ex Starship Troopers or terminator 3 on
>>70094602
T3 is secret kino.
what's hilarious about this is how ambitious it is. instead of just a simple road movie they try to have the story span generations and there are comically bad war scenes in not just Iraq but Vietnam. one of the least coherent plots I've ever seen in a movie
>>70094633
> kino meme
>>70093803
>>70093809
>2010+6
>being plebs
>Don't you think 9 sequels is pushing it?
>Nahh
>But should we at least hire a writer before we start filming?
>NO, THE FANS WILL WATCH ANYTHING, CAMERAS ARE ROLLING, ACT LIKE SPACE MEN!
>>70094845
It's pretentious garbage, everyone is aware of this but you apparently.
>>70094454
>parents have car with DVD player as kid
>spend hours and hours on car trips, Virginia to Florida and back etc
>only a couple of DVDs my brother and I watched constantly
I have seen this movie more times then I'd like to admit
>>70094942
Just for comparison you should look up the reviews for Surf's Up
>>70094873
trek movies are just like episodes desu, you gotta kiss a lot of frogs before you find a prince..
>>70094873
Why didn't they get McAvoy to play young picard? Instead god some jock American faggot.
>>70093317
>DCucks are now defending the worst Mummy movie to start comic wars
Lol
>>70095038
>reviews are objective marks of quality
Pretentious garbage is critic bait, you'd have to be retarded to not know this.
>>70094454
Wasn't the comic the mask was based on, like super dark?
>>70094454
>cute dog/cat/baby movies
sometimes i'm thankful that those movies died with the 2000s
>karr was turned into a fucking transformer
>>70095087
What a fucking idiot hahahahaha
>>70093186
It boggles the mind that there is even one sequel to Jarhead, let alone two. Like what the fuck? It was a standalone story first of all AND it was a fucking autobiography.
It'd be like making a sequel to Band of Brothers.
>>70093484
That's... not real... is it? That can't be real.
>>70095651
Excuse me? Did not realize this existed.
>>70095987
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WWE_Studios
>>70095943
Band of Brothers: The Brotherning
Band of Brothers: Bromance Begins
Band of Brothers: The Bromance Rises
>>70095443
Yup, I hope that some day we will get a Mask reboot with the Big head killer
>>70093306
d-dont you talk shit about snake doc
>>70093317
I am 20 already and maybe... Director's cut.
Batman's action scenes still will be beautiful in itself, but fucking horrible in context of movie's plot, no matter how much you rewatch it.
MoS for example still the best Superman based movie then and now (only "fans" that knows this character only by his silverage appearance will actually argue with that).
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>>70095651
>mfw this is real and not even the worst poster
>>70094873
TNG, after 7 seasons, did not need 4 films. See, the original series did okay with their films because they explored themes of aging and friendship and shit while the TNG crew was like DOOD NEXUS LMAO DOOD FIRST CONTACT LMAO DOOD FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH LMAO DOOD PICARD CLONE LMAO! We didn't really need them on the big screen because they had already had many year on the small screen. If anyone deserved films after their series ended, it would be the crew of the NX-01.
>>70095087
good one lel
>>70093289
>implying the first one was anything but a shitty action movie
>>70096835
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD
worst movie i have ever seen
>>70096661
>mfw I've seen it and don't remember anything about it
https://youtu.be/sZmuhjdAMwk
>>70097090
I feel really embarrassed for poor Malcolm McMiddle
>>70097030
that gypsies got some tits though, no?
She can uhh... look at my crystal balls... if ya know what I mean??? HIIYOOOOO!!!`~~~~~~
>>70096567
Ok, agree.
>>70094785
>one of the least coherent plots I've ever seen in a movie
you obviously haven't seen this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ44FLJA4Js
>>70097177
This is not real.From my point of view.
>>70097177
no wonder he didn't come back for the next sequel, after all these years they still refuse to call him Tugboat.
>>70093186
All sequels exist you massive retard.
https://youtu.be/3HdbTz3vgho
alfred hitchcock is turning in his grave right now
>>70097171
>not even a big titted gypsy in the movie
>>70097669
mutated too far
>>70097669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=228WvjzHtUA
This one just came out
>>70097255
Damn should i watch it?
>>70096789
Jarhead is anti action
>>70093428
Crank 2 is better than the first.
>>70098122
So much diversity!
>>70096789
>I haven't seen the movie
>>70097255
https://youtu.be/nlBeHqnKiW8
>>70096789
>Jarhead
>Action movie
Why would you comment on a movie you haven't even seen?
>>70097296
There's an American Psycho 2
>>70093186
Man, I dig Scott Adkins.
It's a shame that he's in so many shit films.
>>70094964
once?
