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Can we finally agree it is kino?
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Can we finally agree it is kino?
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>>70083095
I liked it desu
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Literally my favourite Xman.
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>>70083095
better RT score then Apocalypse
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1>2>First Class>Wolverine>Origins>3>Days Of Future Past
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2>1>DOFP>FC>3>O:W

Haven't seen the wolverine or apocalypse
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I don't come to this board very often. Can you guys clarify something for me?

Is "kino" just slang for "bad superhero movie"?
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>>70083745

>I don't come to this board very often.

You should come here at all *STAB*
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It has the greatest moment in capeshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w74h4VyC0E
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>>70084118
>all these clapping and cheering in cinema
americans are insufferable
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>PEOPLE SHIT ON THE FIRST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=2o0w9-5ESfc
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>>70084210
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>>70084118
This was the best part
https://0x0.st/baz.opus
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X-Men / mutants just aren't very compelling
No one watches X-Men for the themes of persecution and ostracized outsiders
It's about Wolverine, Magneto, Professor X and maybe Rogue if you're a fag
Wolverine solo stories are where it's at
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>>70084118
Jesus christ how could anyone like that scene?

Literally the worst choice they could have possibly made for Juggernaut
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>>70084275
I watch it for the brief glimpses of Jubilee.
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>>70084284
You're not very creative if you can't think of 5 worse choices for juggernaut off the top of your head
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>>70084325
True. But still. He was so fucking bad.

The lines they wrote for him were terrible as well.
>You gonna let me outta here? I need to pee
Who the hell thought that was a good idea.
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>>70084365
That was actually me, how dare you
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>>70084118
holy shit
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>killed Cyclops off screen like 10 minutes into the movie
Fuck this piece of garbage
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>>70084494

>killed Cyclops off screen

Marvel keeping that grand tradition alive.

>yeah Cyclops ruined the world off-screen and we're not going to tell you how, but Blackbolt was involved and did nothing wrong, love the Inhumans guys!
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>>70084533
I don't even know who Blackbolt is
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Marvel spam, only americans can watch this trash.
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>>70084572
And you'll probably never find out, cos they suspended the Inhumans movie.
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>>70084266
mm so sexy
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>>70084821
They should just stop making x-men movies and don't come back to it for like 15 years.
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>>70083095
The third movie in a series is usually kino. pic very much related

Some other notable examples are
>Blade: Trinity
>Die Hard With a Vengeance
>Rush Hour 3
>Star Wars Episode III
>Terminateur 3: Soulèvement des Machines
>Spider-Man 3
>Jarhead 3
>Back to the Future III
>Once Upon a Time in Mexico
>TMNT 3: Turtles in Time
>Army of Darkness
>Pokémon 3: The Movie
>TDKR

the list goes on
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>>70084118
>the guy in the crowd that yells "FUCK YEA!" at the end
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It's not the best Xmen but the whole sequence at Jean's house is the high point in the franchise.
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>>70085517
>but the whole sequence at Jean's house is the high point in the franchise.

>Storm's stupid spinny fight scenes

Trash.
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>>70083095
It's not significantly worse than 1 and 2. I don't know what this meme is about.
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>>70085606
The hate comes from comic book fans pheonix haters. the character is litterally the most hated character of Marvel.
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>>70085652
Comic book Phoenix or movie one?
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>>70083095
Days of Future Past>1>2>3>Meme Class>wolverine crap
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2>1>DoFP>3>First Class>The Wolverine>Apocalypse>Origins
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>>70085697
all
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FC > DOFP > 2 > The Wolv > Origins > 3 > 1
will watch apocalypse when I can dl it, not paying for X-shit
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>no Gambit
fuck these movies
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>>70086042

He's getting his own movie with the Bourne director, hope you like Channing Tatum!
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>>70086077

that has been indefinitely delayed
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>>70086077
I thought it got dropped
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>>70083095
It is in germany
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>>70083095
It's just a series of one lines
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Literally watched all 9 of these in the past 48 hours. Stab me in the eyes it was downhill from the second one.

X2 > First Class > X1 > Deadpool > Days of Future Past > Apocalypse > Origins Wolverine > X3 Last Stand > Wolverine

Those last 3 are tough coz they're all shit and many critics disagree, but honestly Wolverine was surface-level weeb pandering of the worst degree, and at least Origins Wolverine had based Lieb Schreiber.
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it was awful
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>>70083745

No, it's a meme slang for the ultimate in high quality cinema, like three steps above such callous words like "cinema" and "film".

Especially after BvS was critically trashed, yet had its legions of defenders here on /tv/, referring to bad films as "kino", as if they were actually brilliant masterpieces and the critics just didn't understand, has become a meme of its own.

Basically, OP wants to start a flame war from people who will defend a franchise, even its weakest movies, against rival companies. So like always, OP is a faggot.
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>>70086795

Objectively wrong.

Deadpool >>> First Class >>> DOFP > Wolverine >> X1 > X2 > X3 = Origins

I expect Apocalypse to be the worst of the series.
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X2 > X1 > DoFP > TLS > Apocalypse >The Wolverine > X3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>X-Men Origins: Wolverine
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>>70086904
That is the worst ranking I have ever seen. Objectively Deadpool is not above X1, X2, or First Class, and Wolverine is fucking shit and certainly not above X1 and X2. If you took those two out of there I could maybe understand. I guess you just have shit taste.

But seriously, putting Deadpool first. gb2r desu senpai
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>>70083095
DOFP > 2 > FC > 1 > Deadpool > weeb wolverine > origins > 3
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>>70086972
Pretty much this. I might slide Deadpool up a notch or reverse the last two but yeah, mostly this.
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>>70083095
DOFP >= 2 > FC > Wolverine Orgins workprint > Deadpool >> the wolverine > origins >> X3

I still can't beleive that they re edited the movie just Include that scene from the meme
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>>70086042
>>70086077
>>70086092
>>70086094

He was already in Oranges.
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>>70086972
>putting weeb wolverine above origins wolverine

>>70087054
You forgot the first film. And added an extra one.
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>>70087054
Fuck forgot one, I guess put it under Deadpool
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>>70087075
Weeb wolverine had the pretty cool train fight, and him fighting robo samurai at the end was kinda neat. Although as a comedy origins is actually pretty decent
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>>70084163

How the fuck can he be properly controlling his falcon while he is shouting and clapping like that? I don't appreciate people swearing like that in front of my wife's son either.
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>>70083745
>>70083791
Ugh, summer underage tourist season
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>>70083095
I loved the music and the scene where dark Phoenix battles Xavier and kills him.
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>>70087136
The train fight was cool but retarded. Clearly no one had ever read a book on physics.

The robo samurai was even more retarded, and wasn't even cool.

Origins has the awesome title sequence, and based Liev Schreiber. Also the Native American love interest was pretty qt.
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>>70087155

>ugh

You can join them in the trash
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>>70083745
Sure is summer in here
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>>70084210
I kekked at the wbem
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>>70085517
If you mean the fight with her and Xavier and only that then yes you are correct sir
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Why do people like Days Of Future Past?
It was fragmented and hollow. Even The Wolverine had more emotional depth with Wolverine mourning the loss of Jean.
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>>70087256
>>70087256
This
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>>70085835
I honestly think 1 is equal to 2.
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You guys wouldn't believe the quality of "Polish" scenes in the Apocalypse. I can't remember last time I cringed so hard in the cinema. It felt like they grabbed a third-grade Russian porn actor and fed him some polish lines because "it doesn't matter for the murrican audience, it just has to sound foreign". Makes me wonder if the Arabic scenes were of the same quality. And if all the movies do that with other languages.

Not only the delivery was off. Honestly some lines were straight out of Google translate. Not wrong per se, but they were using strangely warped grammar.
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>>70087737
Wow that's so strange, Poland is definitely at the forefront of everyone's mind when creating an American movie for American audiences.

Actually, Poland has been called the "economic powerhouse" of Hollywood. Often if a film performs poorly in Poland, they won't even bother releasing it in America.

what the fuck were you thinking when you wrote that post, of course no one cares about your stupid fucking consonant infested language. go get reabsorbed by a warmongering communist you barbaric scavenger
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>>70087737
I thought the subtitles were pretty good tbqh. And it did seem that the Arabic scenes were of the same quality.
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>>70083745
It is a type of motion picture. You really should lurk more before posting, friend.
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>>70087873

My point is, my strangely upset friend, that usually you can judge the quality of the movie by attention to small details. If they bother to include a language and not just make it heavily slavic English, at least hire a Polish guy to write the dialog. With the amount of Ashkenazi Jews in Hollywood, you would assume some of them spoke Polish. And you could literally hire any illegal polish immigrant to do a better job then they did.

Brb, gonna squat for a moment in the corner of my Potato'n'Vodka store.
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>>70088148
Autism this powerful cannot be fucking real.
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>>70088148
I certainly don't consider Verstov to be the father of Kino. Which pleb wrote this? It's garbage
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>>70084365
Apologize to >>70084412
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>>70084118
is this how american theaters works

man this is really horrible.
i live in shitty 3rd world country even people here respect eachother in theater.
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>>70085307
y u do this
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