Die Hard Thread
>>70072749
Will I get a girlfriend?
Another basement, another elevator. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?
>>70072749
Will I get a girlfriend?
John Mcclane was the king of quips
>>70072749
mad?
>>70073032
FUCK YOU JOHN MCCLANE
brb killing myself
>>70072749
Die Hard sucks
fite me
Why are we here
>>70072749
Will Trump be elected president in November 2016?
![willistrump[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0PVisHP.jpg "willistrump[1].jpg")
>>70073231
>>70072749
If you read the book that Die Hard is based on its pretty funny how the film turned out. The original is a sequel to the first book the author wrote like 15 years earlier.
In the book Mclane is a fat balding retired alcoholic ex-cop who suffers form PTSD from his time as a WW2 pilot. Surprisingly he does pretty much all the stunts you see in the film.
The Germans in the book aren't thrives but radical East German Eco terrorists. They attack the Klaxon oil building because Klaxon is literally the most evil company on Earth. They are using the hostages to just get media attention before they release proof of klaxons evil dealings. In the book its strongly hinted that nobody would have died if MClane hadn't interfered.
>>70072749
should I jerk off tonight?
>>70072749
could you beat Bane, Mcclane?
YIPPEE KAYAY
> MR FALCONE
Will my father ever love me?
>>70072749
Am I a bad enough dude to rescue the President?
>>70075437
you must be black
will the pens win the cup
Should I kill myself?
