Sicario heard you were talking shit about his daughter and he's coming to kill you.
The protagonist of the last move you watched is your only defense.
How fucked are you?
Mercs from 13 Hours. I'm good.
Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan from Rush Hour 2 will protect me by buying his loyalty with millions in counterfeit hundred dollar bills
Being John Malkovich
I'm fucking dead
The Thai warrior from Ong-Bak: The That Warrior
pic related.
you tell me, I walked away from the TV half way through it
>>70050797
>Cap 2 Winter Soldier
I think I'll be fine
Lou Bloom from Nightcrawler
I'd die
Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets.
I'll leave Harry and Ron to get on with the fighting whilst I cheekily slip my hand up Hermione's butt crack.
Sicario from Sicario
>Jackie Brown
Think I'll just off myself Tbh
>>70050797
Last watched a episode of The Sopranos. I'll be fine
Roddy in They Live.
I think I'm fucked.
Gosling from Blue Valentine
they can send 6M sicarios
>>70050797
well Sicario from Sicario
I watched this thing because he was on one of those Nine-hitmen pic threads, goddammit you fucking assholes, he barely does anything in the entire fucking movie. Was expecting some Wick/Leon whatever goodness, fucking disappointed as fuck. He's barely in the fucking movie. The final scene is over way too fucking quick and is underwhelming as all hell. Fuck you
>>70050797
Larry "Doc" Sportello
Pretty fucked if he armadillos on me, could be okay if he does to Sicario what he did to that skinhead.
Seth Rogan as the green hornet, im dead.
>>70050797
Hmm dunno how I feel about this.
>Judy Hopps
well then
unclear
he did say he was invincible though
>>70050797
>The VVitch.
Hmm, interesting.
Boogie Nights
Is Sicario Vietnamese by any chance?
>mfw Jason Voorhees
>>70050875
french faggot
If he has a gun, I brought a knife. If he brings a fist, his heart is mine.
>>70050797
Assault on Precinct 13 (1976).
That's no so bad. I might live.
>>70050871
Same. I'd say Jim from The Office is the protagonist though.
>>70052069
Is that....CIA?
>Jackie Chan in Drunken Master
how fucked am I /tv/?
can they protect me, lads?
>Last film I watched was civil war
I have to hash out the protagonist question first.
Johnny Rico from Starship Troopers. I think I'm safe.
>last movie
Leo from The Revenant. Pretty fucked I guess
>including TV shows
Mal from Firefly. Perhaps slightly less fucked?
>>70050797
Im pretty fine i guess, my companion is so bro that sicario forgot about his vendetta and just drank with us
>>70050797
pic related although I don't know if he's the main guy with all the other soldiers
>>70052819
>film
it's more like a flick
>>70050797
can i tell him what a gun is?
The Grimsby Brothers
Sebastian was the protagonist and everybody claiming otherwise is a lying homosexualI just wanna live
>>70052851
to me the main guy was the interpreter.
>The fucker from Gods of Egypt
He can banter him to death.
>>70052786
Yes. Yes they can. Then you get to bang Judy.
I'm pretty fucked
Mother fucking Elsa from Frozen. Had to watch it last night with my wife's boyfriend's daughter while they were out.
>>70053060
>ice magic
you are pretty safe m8
I'd say i had a chance but he would need to be acclimated to modern civilization
>>70053027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naV2N1K0A3g
Macready in The Thing
I think I'll be alright with 80's Kurt Russell defending me
>>70050797
Had a double feature party the other night. I'd pick either one, really.
>>70051185
ahora vas a conocer a Sicario
>>70050797
>Billy beane from moneyball
At least I have all the resources of the Oakland Athletics to guard me
So basically like a paperclip and some chewing gum (already chewed)
>>70050797
Deadpool. I get Deadpool to wreck this motherfucker and then buy him best chimichangas in town
>>70052786
Sicario will be overcome by lust for Judy (or maybe Nick since he did rape that guy) and forget all about what you said.
The last movie I watched was The Soloist... I am beyond fucked.
Rey from SWTFA
RIP Sicario
I'm not sure
>>70051185
blunt was the protagonist
you're fucked
>>70053721
>Rey is now an expert sicario
STOP PUTTING HER IN MOVIES
SHE GETS MORE POWERFUL EACH TIME SHE IS SUMMONED.
>Civil War
Captain America will save me.
I think im going to be ok.
Jeepers Creepers, depends if he likes the smell of him.
>>70053918
Oh hit
probably dead but who knows. Don't know if a trained Colonel with WW1 weaponry could take Sicario man on with modern tech
>>70050875
His name is Lee god dammit!
>>70050797
I've got 6 operators on my side let him try.
I watched Spectre last night.
>>70052372
He beat the Lone Biker of the Apocalypse, should be fine
He is the protagonist right?
>>70053903
Depends if he's in the submarine or not. If not, I'm sure he would easily drown.
Who's the protagonist in The Hateful Eight?
>>70054282
Was this any good? I usually hate Michael Bay, but I think I hate Hillary Clinton more.
>>70054282
Is that the guy from the Office?
>>70054593
It's one of the better Bay films definitely worth a watch.
>>70050797
John Carter. A cowboy Jesus Christ.
I think I'll be alright.
>>70050797
>Batman from Batman: Year One
Try it, Sicario. See what happens.
>>70054138
>Punches a guy 40 times before they go down
Sicario would kill him 300 times before he could do any damage
>>70054543
I guess it would be Samuel L. Jackson's character?
>>70050797
The Re-Animator
I think I'm safe
>>70055839
As long as he doesn't get shot in the balls, I guess I'll be safe.
>>70050797
Frodo Baggins
No manlet could kill Sicario, I'm dead
>>70054802
Taking your advice. It's pretty good so far.
>>70050797
Kurt Russel in the thing
im gonna make it
>>70050797
>captain america civil war
I'm fine.
Ant-man lol
Could go either way desu
Literally unbeatable.
>>70050797
Captain America will save me! :D
>>70052486
>Jason
>protagonist
I mean I know we all root for him, but he's the bad guy.
The butcher in I Stand Alone.
Please hurry Sicario. Please hurry and end this suffering.
Shaun's gonna fucking wreck him
>the devils rejects
Do I get the whole family or just Otis? I should be fine either way but it would be a sure hung I'm safe if I get all of them. Honestly I just want to see captain Spaulding ask sicario if he thinks clowns are fuckin funny.
>>70050797
>Batman from Batman Begins
I'm good bruh.
I'm betting I'm dead.)
well fuck... who is the main protagonist of inglourious basterds??
Evil Dead II - in with a chance
>>70050797
>Boogie Nights
>Implying Sicario got THE TOUCH
>Implying Sicario got THE POWAAAEEEHHHHRRRR
Hans from Troll Hunter. Unless Sicario is vulnerable to UV, I'm fucked.
>>70050871
Same here
If i can get based Max Martini to protect me,i'm golden
Ill be fine
>>70053429
They've already traded the paperclip for prospects, senpai.
>>70050871
Same here, not a worry on my mind.
>>70050797
Guess my defense is the coffee and cigarettes from Coffee and Cigarettes...
At least I'll die comfortably
Would he be able to kill him?
I just watched Collateral, am I fucked?
>Deadpool
I think I'm fine
>>70058644
Would who be able to kill whom?
If he works like he does in the movie he'll show up for the rescue just in time to find my freshly-dead corpse.
RIP me.
>>70059054
Sicaria killing Chang
>>70050797
Chris kyle
I'm fucked. The guy can't even keep his son safe in a completely empty hotel.
>>70050797
I'm not fucked at all.
>>70050797
Casino Royale
i have a chance
Arnold in Total Recall. I'll be fine.
>>70050797
Doesn't matter, everyone is dead.
I'll be just fine.
>>70050797
scott pilgrim
>>70059116
Given that Chang is god, that'd be highly unlikely
shieeeet
Deadpool while on a plane was the last movie I saw.
idk maybe I'm fucked?
>>70057075
That was pretty good. The kid from Come and See is in it too. Why doesn't the motherland put out more cinema?
Got MI3 Ethan Hunt. I'm set.
>>70054165
Nah bud you get Justin Long and Gina Phillips. Basically you're in the same movie, maybe just a bit longer.
>>70050797
The Don
Im good
>Barton Fink
I'm screwed, unless he has based Goodman helping him
>Captain America: Winter Soldier
Ayy
>>70050797
>De Niro in Ronin
I'm comfy fampai
>>70050797
I might be okay.
