WHY IS THIS SHIT GETTING A SEQUEL
>>70037706
I honestly have no idea. I assume just to make money at the box office, because it sure as shit won't have any artistic merit.
>You are now remembering the dance scene at the end of the first movie
What the fuck was Burton thinking?
because the first one made a billion
because the fist made over a billion
>>70037769
>You are now remembering the dance scene at the end of the first movie
>>70037706
>First made a billion, opened to $116mil.
>Second only expected to earn $55mil. opening
kek.
>>70037873
WHY DID YOU REMIND ME????
>>70037769
>>You are now remembering the dance scene at the end of the first movie
I physically was unable to stand it and walked out before the credits even started rolling. I couldn't take it.
>>70037706
Depp and/or Burton sucked the right cock.
>>70037706
Women
>>70037769
God, that cringe
tfw it's Alan Rickman's last movie
>>70038896
To be honest he'll be the best/only good part of it, just like he was in the first movie.
>would-youtube-search-his-scenes/10
>>70037706
I fucking hate that movie
>>70037706
Because this is what happens when you pay to see the Disney Star Marvel Wars movies. They blow it on things like this. I wish I were joking, but there's a tie-in near the end of this steaming heap for Episode VIII.Han's not dead.
Guys, it's time to dance in victorious celebration.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDhFVZwfe3c
>>70037706
is that elijah wood?
>>70042877
>that fucking music playing out of nowhere
It's even worse than I remembered
Don't worry OP, no one will see the sequel.
Depp movies don't make money anymore.
>>70037706
Patrician Alice movie coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amkByZyFl9I&list=PL59160717DD34FD45
>Fuckbuddy who I started to beta orbit once she stopped putting out made me go watch this with her
>She rejected me after dinner but dinner was nice
>>70042877
It has Anne Hathaway? Maybe i should watch this movie
