you talk the talk,
do you walk the walk?
Well they call me the joker!
>>70034354
Where does he rank among Jokers?
>>70034354
Well i got a joke for you.
I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.
I've seen FMJ probably 20 times, and aside from a few iconic moments the second half is so entirely forgettable.
>>70034641
t. pleb
WHO DO YOU WANNA CATCH, A JOKER, OR THE CHINK WHO KILLED EIGHTBALL?
>>70034641
lol the drill sergeant swears and says suck dicks ha
did john wayne ever say 'eat the peanuts out of my shit' in any of his movies?
>>70034641
Oh, hi, plebbit. I bet you think Barry Lyndon is too slow, too.
>>70034251
>>70034709
is animal mother supposed to have horns or something? what was kubrick trying to say with this shot?
>>70034779
Yeah, it's about the duality of man, the Jungian thing
>>70034779
smoking is devilish
>>70034450
212. Basic Military Journalism. You gotta be shittin' me, Joker. You think you're Mickey Spillane? You think you're some kind of a fuckin' writer?
>>70034806
i don't remember him ever having a cigarette though
>>70034672
He's right though. The film stumbles hard in the second half compared to something like platoon or apoc now.
>>70034844
He smoked Eightball's Alabama snake, it was too beaucoup
>>70034641
why would you watch a movie you find forgettable 20 times? Are you a bit stupid like that?
>>70034857
>he doesn't realize the second half continues the soldiers' dehumanization and final emasculation at the hands of a female sniper
t. Mickey Mouse bullshit
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
>>70034903
Some people on this board actually watch films every day?
>he hasn't seen everything kubrick's done at least 20 times
>>70034909
And? It's been done better. No need to suck Kubrick's dick; he wasn't infallable.
>>70034844
he has a cigarette right before he takes the prostitute from eightball
>>70034641
This. Everything after the marine camp is complete shit. Everyone who says otherwise is some fag who pretends to like it to look smart. Fmj is fight club tier
>>70034834
>>70035027
>And? It's been done better.
It's called a thematic evolution, retard.
If you can't see how the film is about turning men into emotionless killers and destroying their notions of adulthood, you have the mental capacity of a boom boom loving soul brother.
>>70034976
I watch about 2 movies a day on average. Rarely the same one twice though.
>>70034973
this was good
so this anon >>70035118 is technically wrong
>>70035226
You have the reading capacity of a six year old, you fucking moron. Read my post again.
>>70035256
It's not a contest. Powering through every movie ever made without giving yourself time to process and think about it, without ever watching it again, isn't really some kind of accomplishment.
>>70034702
>>70035303
>It's been done better
>doesn't say whether in this movie or another movie or in another medium
The fairy fucking godmother'll tell me that, will she?
>>70035118
only because you mentioned your opinion I'm going to watch the 2nd half 20 times
GET SOME *babababababaprrrrr*
GET SOME
what did he mean by this ?
Anyone else think the books was better?
>In my rack, I pull my rifle into my arms. She talks to me. Words come out of the wood and metal and flow into
my hands. She tells me what to do.
> My rifle is a solid instrument of death. My rifle is black steel. Our human bodies are bags of blood, easy to
puncture and quick to drain, but our hard tools of death cannot be broken.
> I hold by weapon at port arms, gently, as though she were a holy relic, a magic wand wrought with interlocking
pieces of silver and iron, with a teakwood stock, golden bullets, a crystal bolt, jewels to sight with. My weapon
obeys me.
>I'll hold Vanessa, my rifle. I'll hold her. I'll just hold her for a little while. I will hide in this dark
dream for as long as I can.
> Blood pours out of the barrel of my rifle and flows up on to my hands. The blood moves. The blood breaks up
into living fragments. Each fragment is a spider. Millions and millions of tiny red spiders of blood are crawling
up my arms, across my face, into my mouth...
>>70035498
fucked up the greentext, but whatever
>>70035498
sounds like gay shit lmao
>No one's posted it yet
"Hey jungle bunny, thank god for the sickle cell huh"
>>70035303
>its been done better
>doesnt list any examples
lemme guess, AN and Platoon huh?
>>70034251
>A F N M F H
IMAGINE THE SHIT KUBRICK WOULD GET IF HE RELEASED THIS IN 2016
HE'D PROBABLY DO IT ANYWAY THE MADMAN
>>70034641
> a few iconic moments
>second half is so entirely forgettable
Invalidated your own opinion in the same sentence BRAVO NIGGA
>>70034973
'I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit, yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid. '
american hate machine desu
>>70035498
>Millions and millions of tiny red spiders of blood are crawling up my arms, across my face, into my mouth...
gross desu
You should do a story about me sometime!
GET SOME BABY!
YEAH YEAH YEAH!
GET SOME COME ON ! GET IN COME ON!
>>70036711
>>70036765
>Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone who runs, is a VC. Anyone who stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!
>Why should we do a story about you?
>'Cuz I'm so fuckin' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo, too! Them's all confirmed!
>Any women or children?
>Sometimes!
>How can you shoot women or children?
>Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?
War incarnate. Best character. Best scene.
>>70036913
>>Sometimes!
TOPKEK
>>70036913
His delivery brings so much realism to this scene. he's a vietnam vet too.
>>70036975
The actor is a nam vet?
>>70037060
yes he is. that must be why kubrick chose him. he seems like a very mad man. I'd still would drink a beer with him.
>>70036962
>Plus 50 water buffalo, too! Them's all confirmed!
>Hotel Actual this is Bravo Six, we got three dead water buffalo here, over
>Roger, wilco
>>70036975
He was originally cast as Sgt Hartman, but lost the role to R. Lee Ermey. I'd say that was for the best. I love his delivery, his accent, his apparent devil may care mindset.
whoaaa I'm bored to the shit maaneee. I got to go back to the shit
joker's so tough he eats the boogers out of a dead man's nose
>>70037791
and ask for seconds.
listen up pilgrim. a day without blood is like a day without sunshine
Sheeeeit. Joker thinks the bush is between old mama san's legs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmILOL55xP0
INCOMING
Hey I hope they're just fucking with us.....
>>70034779
He has a headpiece because he's the alpha of the squad.
I ain't ready for this shit
*covering fire*
They launched an offensive. So far we had it pretty easy here. But we seem to be the exception.
Charlie hit every major military target and hit em hard.
Every major city has been overrun by suicide squads.
>>70038310
HUGE
SHIT
SANDWICH
sth sth wet their pants.
>>70038359
it's a yuuuuge shit sammich and we all have to take a bite
sir does the mean that ann margret is not coming?
is anyone still interested?
>>70034909
>final emasculation at the hands of a female sniper
I've never understood this bullshit reasoning.
The kid was a crackshot, there's no need to feel pussified about it. Shit like this is exactly why feminism exists.
>>70038612
They were expecting a platoon or company of gooks and it was one young girl. Their whole platoon was pinned down and slowly picked off by a 16 year old. A platoon of trained killing machines. Against one little gook.
>>70038662
It happens. Some people are just gifted at being the best at whatever. You could be utterly destroyed at dance dance revolution by a guy with one leg and you just learn to accept it otherwise your ego will drive to the point of madness trying to rationalize. But I guess that was the whole point about veterans coming back stateside and going postal.
top i wanna get inna shit
>2-5 is down the road
2-5 outstanding thanks top
excuse me sir, we're looking for first platoon
told me 2-5 I've got a boy cowboy in there
>>70038743
>But I guess that was the whole point about veterans coming back stateside and going postal
Yeah. That's what the scene where they all struggle to kill her is trying to convey. They can't rationalize that it was just one chick who wrought all that hell. Picked off and played with their dying friends right in front of them. I'm not disparaging the snipers abilities. It's that essentially a kid was doing it to them. Like, the kid was broken down into a killing machine too, be her own regime. Kinda like, idk, some sort of poetry or something.
>>70038662
to be fair Cowboy was pretty incompetant
>>70038802
You gonna do the whole movie? I got time.
by the way my name's szanoski walter d.(ay) szanoski , my people call me mr. touchdown, I played the ball for notredame
>>70038859
shit forgot the damn picture
>by the way my name's szanoski walter d.(ay) szanoski , my people call me mr. touchdown, I played the ball for notredame
>>70038834
well it's moving towards the end but I'm trying to give you guys a good day. If that means to screenpost fmj , then that's it.
>>70038915
keep at it, im thoroughly enjoying this
What the fuck is that?! WHAT IS THAT, KUBRICK?!
>Sir, an asymmetrical frame, sir!
An asymmetrical frame?!
>Sir, yes sir!
Are asymmetrical frames allowed in your movies, Kubrick?
Sir, no sir!
If you got here for a story this is your lucky day. We got condition red and we definatly expecting rain.
>Outstanding, sir. You taking care of business?
Well, the NVA is dug in deep.All Delta Company is taking this side by the river. Street by street and house by house. Charles definatly got his shit together.
The dead have been covered with lime.
The dead only know one thing.
It is better to be alive.
I make it twenty. is this the official body count sir?
>what men are you with
Sir, we are reporters of stars and stripes
>>70035498
The phantom blooper is one of the war stories i actually like
My religious studies teacher referenced that book once in class without saying the name i was surprised he had read it
Rip black John Wayne
the whole scene with photographing military persons isn't really catchable.... if you can understand me
>>70038859
Notre Dame?
Yeah!
Alright!
I'm LT.cleeve and I'm from conneticut
>DO you have a a bodycount, sir ?
I think it's twenty.
>Do you seem how it happened, sir?
Well, the NVA came in with a list of gook names. Government officials, policemen,officers, schoolteachers.
all for political reeducation. everybody who turned up got shot.
>>70038996
If there was ever a time for a CIA 'shop.
>>70039253
>At first he was concerned with who the men were
>Gets all photogenic when he learns they're reporters
READY!
>>70038612
>Shit like this is exactly why feminism exists
Sounds more like they need therapy.
What the hell is that button on your body armor?
> A PEACE symbol, sir.
Where did you get it?
> I don't remember, sir.
What is that you got written on your helmet
>born to kill, sir.
>>70039585
SICK
JOKE
you write born to kill on your helmet and you wear a peace button.
what is this supposed to be some kind of A SICK JOKE?!
>>70036913
>>70036962
>>70036975
>>70036765
>>70036825
>>70036711
He was originally going to have the role of joker
no, sir.
>What is it supposed to mean?
I don't know, sir.
>You don't know very much now do you ?
No sir.
>>70039648
Before he was originally supposed to have the role of Hartman?
>You get your head in your ass while it's together or I will take a giant shit on you.
Yes sir.
>>70039129
>lime
Yeah man, keep telling yourself that.
What is this, a fuckin gook mojito?
>>70039723
then correct me.. english isn't my mothertongue
>>70039747
KEEP GOING MARINE
>>70034251
jesus christ i just realized adam baldwin barely looks like he's aged since FMJ even though that was like 20 years ago
>>70036222
They were singing cadence, like the time when they were going through bootcamp. Back to their infancy pretty much, that's what it's like. That's how you remember it
>>70039797
>20 years ago
Try 30
>>70039723
They were covered with lime. Like limestone.
>>70039712
SON ALL I'VE EVER ASKED OF MY MARINES IS THAT THEY OBEY MY ORDERS AS THEY WOULD THE WORD OF GOD
WE ARE HERE TO HELP THE VIETNAMESE BECAUSE INSIDE EVERY GOOK, IS AN AMERICAN. TRYING TO GET OUT. IT'S A HARD-BALL WORLD SON. WE'VE GOTTA KEEP OUR HEADS IN 'TILL THIS PEACE CRAZY BLOWS OVER
>>70039857
Who's side are you on , son?
>OUR SIDE
Do you love your country?
>yes, sir
Then how about you go with the program. Why don't you jump in the team an come in for the big win?
>yes, sir
All I've demanded from my marines is to obey my orders as if it's the word of god.
>>70039967
>the gook line creates a barrier that divides the man from the machine
In every gook there is an american trying to get out
It a hard ball' world son and we try to keep our head up until peace "trace fall over"
>>70040049
What the hell happened there?
>>70039888
Yeah, tell this woman about the limestone she got on her face.
Jesus kids, go to sleep.
Look up Lye, aka NaOH
on dos tres quatro
>>70040091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0
>>70040086
Oh fuck that's right I'm kinda tired yeah.
>>70040086
>>70039888
Well shit kiddos, let this be a lesson.
We all stand corrected.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calcium_oxide
watch it now watch it! here it comes , here it comes! watch it or he'll get you!
Thanks based FMJ screenshot-greentext guy. This thread has been comfy, hopefully it'll be here when in the morning,
>>70040174
shit I was right wasn't I. fucking merricunts
>>70040213
SUCK MY DICK COMMIE
holy shit, mothersucker.
>>70040256
LIFE TAKERS
AND HEART BREAKERS
[weak cheer]
I HOPED I NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>70038457
I kek everytime
better my sister than my mom and my mom is not bad.
hey you hogs, listen up. this is my bro joker from the island.....
>>70040462
And his fucktoy Rafterman.
...and this is rafterman. they're from stars & stripes. they'll make you famous.
I'm going into pause now. let this thread die or not. I'm back in a few hours. Leaving the dvd running on this exact timepoint.
>>70040561
YOU TALK THE TALK..........................................................BUTDOYOUWALKTHEWALK?
>>70040620
well..........THEYCALLMETHEJOKER
>>70040209
>This thread has been comfy
This.
Good to know there's a few patricians left on this board.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ZIPPERHEAD
I will never forget this day. The day I came to Hue City and fought one million N.V.A. gooks. I love the little Commie bastards, man,
I really do. These enemy grunts are as hard as slant-eyed drill instructors. These are great days we're living, bros! We are jolly
green giants, walking the earth with guns. These people we wasted here today ... are the finest human beings we will ever know.
After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.
>>70040868
I will never forget this day. The day I came
to Hue City and fought one million N.V.A. gooks. I love the little Commie bastards, man,
I really do. These enemy grunts are as hard
as slant-eyed drill instructors. These are great days we're living, bros! We are jolly
green giants, walking the earth with guns.
These people we wasted here today ... are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna
miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.
>>70040289
We shoot em full o holes and fill em full o lead
You a fffffffotographer?
>no I'm combat correspondant.
Oh you seen much combat?
I've seen a little on TeeeeVeeee
You're a reeeeal comedian
well, I've got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.
well pilgrim, only when you eat the peanuts outta my shieeeet.
>all fucking niggers must fucking hang
What did he mean by this?
You might not believe it but under fire animal mother is one of the finest human beings in the world
Only needs somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life.
>>70042323
PUT A NIGGER BEHIND THE TRIGGER
Ehhh, Junglebunny... thank god for "the ciclecell"
>Yeah brother.
hey photographer!? wanna take a good picture?
>>70042497
THIS
IS MY BRO
watch it now. WATCH WATCHIT
>he's the guest of honor, today is his birthday.
Happy Birthday Zipperhead.
>>70042575
[VOCALIST INTENSIFIES]
I always thought that was a great mix of non-diegetic sound working with the situation.
These are great days we're living in bros. We're jolly green giants, walking the earth, WITH GUNS. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know.
After we rotate back in the world we will gonna miss we are not having anyone around worth shooting.
>>70042683
JOLLY
GREEN
GIANTSBIGAMERICANGUNS
[tanks moving loudly forward]
[followed by marines]
>>70042870
They had those trees brought in and planted. Sick shit.
>>70034641
I watched only the 2nd half when I was younger.
[tank chains rolling]
>>70042988
[BOOM]
[BOOM]
[BOOM]
[BOOM]
[BOOM]
[suddenly explosions]
*in the background*
man down
man down
murricans dying
SHIT
>>70043083
HE AIN'T GONNA MAKE IT
YOU KNOW WHATS A GOOD IDEA ? CALL THE POLICE!
>>70043123
luv u mate :) lurkers should also join.
>>70034641
how to spot a 14 y.o. the post
>>70036975
Why were there so many veterinarians in the Vietnam war?
Delta-6 this is actual (a pizza delivery order)
Delta-6 DO YOU READ ME?!
THIS IS MURPHY , OVER?
>>70035498
Yeah all that works in novel form, but if you spouted stuff like that in a film, youd brand yourself as the most pretentious cocksmoker there is. Kubrick needed a certain level of believability and masculinity present in the film, and if you start waxing poetic like that in a 60s/70s film youre gonna get punched out by your squad.
Joker's deadpan and simple poetry is much more fitting for the subject matter and age of recruits.
delta 6 we are receiving incoming fire from the ville
the lt. is down. we going to stop here and check whats in front of us over?.
>>70040055
Poetry.
>>70043251
Murphy was Kubrick.
>>70043339
[DRUM DRUM DRUM DRUM DRUM DRUM DRUM]
[STEADICAM]
Okay! We gonna move these two roads here, back the ville. I want the third team up this road here. first and second fire time is directly behind me okay?!
>RIGHT
>RIGHT
>FUCKING-A
>>70043418
Oh fuck I fucked up dammit the steadicam and drums came later fuck.
LETS GOOOO
LETS GET IT DONE!
>>70043485
they come now. fine kubrick
>>70043533
[BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM]
[BOOM]
[BOOM BOOM]
sry m8s but he's got the war. his display of fighting is somehow perfect
>>70043672
>ywn be Animal Mother'd
>>70043709
RIP
>>70034450
I reaply hate the new Hot Topic look of the Joker.
Apocalypse Now >>>> FMJ >> Platoon
>>70036711
GET SOME GET SOME
>>70043798
YES DATGUY HE HAS "I'M HARD" WRITTEN ON HIS HELMET
>>70043865
BIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRD
excellent acting. he's not sure if he's supposed to be happy or sick of his doing. great kubrick!
>>70043921
10/10 thread
BABABABABABABABmamamamaaaaaooo
>>70034641
not trying to be edgy, but i smoked a fat bowl around the time the second half began when i watched it the first time and i was super spaced out for the rest of the movie. it was one of the most intense experiences i ever had watching a movie. it was quite the opposite of forgettable....I'm still getting flashbacks
>IS THIS YOU JOHN WAYNE?! IS THIS ME?
>START THE CAMERAS, THIS IS VIETNAM THE MOVIE
>>70044041
I can't imagine how the sniper hunting scene must've been for you jesus.
>>70044092
YEAH JOKER CAN BY JOHN WAYNE I'LL BE A HORSE
>>70044107
anyone should make the horizontal scene into a wallpaper.
>>70036913
>Ya just don't lead 'em so much!
What did he mean by this?
>>70044107
>I can't imagine how the sniper hunting scene must've been for you jesus.
yeah, but i can highly recommend doing what i've done. it became my instant favorite back then and i couldn't stop thinking about it
IF JOKER'S JOHN WAYNE I'M GOING TO BE A HORSE
and bag rock can be ROCK
I'M GOING TO BE ANN MARGERET
ANIMAL MOTHER CAN BE A BUFFALO
>>70044248
>I'M GOING TO BE ANN MARGERET
I'LL BE GENERAL CASTOR?
BUT WHO'LL BE THE INDIANS?
WE'LL LET THE GOOKS PLAY THE INDIANS
>>70035331
a patrician speaks
>>70044289
MAMAMOWMAMAMAMOW
>>70034641
>being a massive pleb
>being a 15 year old
First half is them being stripped of humanity at home, brainwashed and turned into killers. Second half is them fighting being what they are, before eventually crumbling and turning into killers. Then they do the Mickey Mouse march, symbolizing their transformation into a brainwashed person ready to kill.
gtfo faggot and come back when you're old enough to appreciate symbolism and deeper meaning
>>70034251
i love how adam baldwin is pretty much like his characters in real life
