How many fucks are we giving, anons?
A reasonable amount.
>>70034030
>MCU
none
I've got no prob with Cucumbersnatch as some people do and the rest of the cast is good so I'll be seeing it.
What's his name again?
Many fucks. Dr Strange will be pure kino
Seeing as it's a disney flick and this board is 99% mindless drones probably 11/10
>>70034082
>filename.jpg
This movie deserves to be seen high or on LSD. I am expecting intense surreal scenes.
The name of the game is strange
It all depends on the balls to the wall insane surreal factor
You are now aware of Scott Derrickson.
>listen to studio
>not care who the director is
Ant-Man was not great and Peyton Reed's filmography reflects that.
>>70034030
I would think that given the occult/magical subject matter and the lesser standing of the character, Marvel
would go with a somewhat more “adult” orientated movie, or at least that’s how I’d do it.
Also; Benjimin Cumbersquatch is prefect for the role.
Looks great so far
After Civil War? Literally none.
>>70034273
Marvel wouldn't let a good director shine anyways, look at what happened to Ant-Man. The director is almost irrelevant.
>>70034273
Why the hell would they do that? Looks like I'll be watching a cam
>Capeshit
Who here no longer going to see capeshit in cinemas?
>>70034605
>wouldn't let a good director shine
>good director
Hey, I got a kick out of "Bring It On" as much as the next Fapmaster Flash, and "Down With Love" was cute, but those were deviations from the norm.
He kept the curtain up after they chased Edgar Wright off, but it was still generic as fuck.
>>70034644
>shitpost about capeshit
Ironic posts are the best.
>>70034130
>newfag not getting the meme
it's definitely summer now
>>70034208
This
I will be watching this high as fuck as should the rest of you
>>70034724
I get the meme, the filename still worked as an answer.
>>70034774
>filename still worked as an answer.
Then you didn't get the meme
The whole point is to say anything but the real name
>>70034030
Several fucks actually.
Strange plays on a different level than we have really seen in the current films. It will be interesting to see where they go with his character and where he will fit in in the overall picture
>>70034675
I'm not saying he was good, I'm saying it doesn't matter, Marvel wants generic shit.
>>70034774
No it didn't
>>70034030
Why does this look identical to Maria's Clock Tower in Bloodborne?
>>70034082
Cutemberbatch :3
>>70034082
Cabbagepatch
>>70034082
Bentdick Cuminsnatch
>>70034082
Professor Weird
>>70034810
>strange m.d.
THIS COUNTS.
Yes, we get it, Benedict is a stupid fucking name, he's been famous for like four years when the fuck is this not funny anymore.
From what I've heard so far it's shaping up alight. Good cast, so about a 6.
>>70034830
>generic shit
Well I get that's why Edgar Wright left, but in the meantime the first Avengers, the third Iron Man, the first Captain America have been pretty fucking great, and Cap 2&3 have been wholly different from everything else in their universe. So WTF gives?
>>70034999
>thor 2 rated lower than thor 1
LITERALLY HOW
>>70034030
I'm giving about 4 fucks unless the next trailer really blows me away, and then I may give more fucks.
Until then I'm holding fast.
>>70035023
Doesn't matter anon , as long as it's Disney it's generic. I mean for fucks sake people though Deadpool was "different".
>>70035079
you better give some fucks, otherwise Dormammu is coming for you
>>70035066
Because its a worse movie
>>70035098
Deadpool was different and not from Disney
>>70035066
It's a pretty well known thing that Thor 2 isn't good and Thor 1 is.
>>70035066
They're both shitty movies, it's doesn't really matter which one is considered better.
>>70035154
No shit it's not from Disney that's my point. It wasn't different aside from some walls being broken and having blood.
>>70035124
Not by any standard.
>>70035159
By whom?
>>70035162
That depends if you're looking at it through your Pretentious Glasses, or your Faggot Glasses.
The second two acts of Thor1 were good enough ("I LIKE IT!"), but the first 30 minutes were the worst 30 minutes of any Marvel movie.
>copying Nolan
>whitewashing
>denigration of Eastern religions
Sounds good pham
>>70035264
honestly, neither Thor or Thor 2 is bad.
Thor 2 however, is simply more forgettable.
>>70034543
Trump hair?
>>70034512
>Bring It On
>Down With Love
>Yes Man
You don't enjoy these? Down With Love alone is proof this man should be given an FF film or basically any Marvel property with roots in the 1960s
>>70035264
>the first 30 minutes were the worst 30 minutes of any Marvel movie
Its literally the best part of any Thor movie
You're beyond hope
Kill yourself
>>70035410
Well yeah, it was tons of fun, but Yes Man was an unwatchable piece of shit and you should feel bad about yourself.
>>70035582
>best of any Marvel movie
>Thor is an asshole and also CGI most of the time
Kenneth Branagh is a bad director and you should feed bad.
>>70035759
Nah nigga Yes Man was the best shit Carry has done in years
>>70035802
>>best of any Marvel movie
I said best of any Thor movie
Work on your reading
>>70035802
>Thor is an asshole
Thats like the point man...all that power and an asshole...dad teaches him a lesson and he becomes not an asshole
>>70034030
All the fucks
>>70035827
>literally the only shit he has done in years
Once you eliminate all his "lol srs" roles, the bottom three worst of his comedies are Dick&Jane, Mr Poppers Penguins, and Yes Man.
And I didn't even see the penguin movie, but I think we can all assume.
>>70034082
Betamax Coughing-Fit.
After Civil War ended up being an overrated piece of shit like the last 7 marvel movies, none for me.
>>70035965
So after watching 8 movies that you hate you finally decided to give up the MCU.
You must like abusive relationships
>>70036098
nah he is just being contrary so others on the internet might think he is cool
People that dont even like comics or comic book movies liked Iron man 1, Avengers 1 ,and especially Guardians of the Galaxy.
Saving all the movies are terrible etc is just being silly. Of course, some were better than others, some significantly so, but they werent all bad.
>>70034030
none.
>>70034030
About 3 fiddy
its marvel, so , some ? nah none.
>>70034082
>>70034273
This guy's partially responsible for that fucktarded remake of "The Day the Earth Stood Still?"
Fuck him for even happening.
>>70034082
Bendmydick inhersnatch
None.
Depends on if Shuma Gorath is in it.
>>70034082
Post-Graduate Unsettling
>>70034082
billiardball bumpercar
>>70035358
Dark World has less forgettable enemies and best MCU Loki though.
It's going to bomb hard and everyone knows it, it will be the first nail in Marvel's coffin while people already started to crawl for more DCU movies, Marvel got too cocky and confident with their facsimile movies, people now want more complexity, and that only comes from DC
>>70039628
You had me until the last six words, 7/10 would get trolled again.
>>70039628
>crawl for more DCU movies
Literally no one is doing this, people will see any shit that comes out and then act all surprised when it sucks. The rewatch value is 0.
Ant-Man wasn't great, but Paul Rudd is at least charming. Bennydicks Bumpercar is a great actor but not a fuckin' movie star and no one is showing up.
>>70040997
Counterpoint:
2017 brings Thor 3, Guardians of the Galaxy 2, and Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Marvel is fine.
>>70039628
kek
>>70034082
gunkerfickle nimblesnout
>>70034273
NO
NOOOO
>>70037083
> The Player Formerly Known as mousecop
> crazy psychadelic Marvel mystic movie
Yes please.
Hell. I was looking forward to this more than Civil War until I saw Marvel's fixed up Spider-man.
>>70034082
Benny Cucumberbumber
>>70034273
I know all his movies are shit, but I hold out uope that Marvel reigns him in and the source material shines through.
You know, despite the political racebending a d story altering to appease China and shit.
just
shhhh
>>70034082
Birthdaydick Punanisnatched
>>70035304
they blackwashed too
>>70034030
5-10 fucks
I'm definitely going to see it opening weekend. It's Marvel. They have a great track record.
>>70034082
Breakfastfood Capncrunch
>>70034273
kek ... as if a director even means anything to a Marvel movie. He's just a sock puppet that will do what he is told in the hopes of having something fresh on Rotten Tomatoes to build on.
>>70042643
I'd rather have a sock puppet than an dumb pretentious asshole like Snyder
So if this does well, Warners is gonna greenlight a Doctor Fate movie, r-right?
>>70034030
So is has that aired in an parallel universe because 11th of April has already passed.
>>70034030
for what exactly? its just some dude hanging out in front of what im assuming is a broken clock tower? is he a super hero? Why the fuck would marvel make this?
>>70034030
I'm giving it more fucks than any other movie this year.
>>70042871
Sure they will anon. Sure they will.
>>70034030
This is literally how /tv/ was treating Ant-Man last year.
>>70034082
Doc Ock
>>70034030
>a woman playing a man
None at all.
>>70043298
And that turned out just fine.
>>70043248
I wonder, anon. I wonder.
>>70042871
doubtful. marvelscum and pleb audiences would probably just call it a rip-off.
>>70034030
an appropriate amount of fucks
>>70043464
What a pretentious fuck. Throw a fireball at him.
>>70034082
GeneralPractitioner Bizarre
>>70043493
Dormammu, please go.
>>70043645
Gimme your planet first tho.
>>70034972
Calm down Beezlebub, it's just a meme
>>70034030
The superheroes I've never heard of (Iron Man, Deadpool, Ant Man, Guardians of the Galaxy) get amazing movies. But then again there's always Jonah Hex. I think this will be alright.
>>70043464
Eternity is a big guy
>>70044132
for you
>>70044154
So how does he get out of this existencial pickle?
>>70044233
Fingerbang?
>>70043312
Underrated post
>>70044233
Turns out that was an illusion conjured by a sentient city trying to drive him insane. He dispels the illusion.
>>70034966
Bartmund Crinklesploog?
>>70034030
SEVEN!
>>70034082
Mister Unusual
lol so DC and Marvel both have a Dr. Strange, guess marvel os taking this one easily too since that overacting asian fgt sucks dick on gotham
>>70047585
DC has Dr. Fate, not Dr. Strange.
>>70034273
The MCU is a producer driven franchise, if anything a Marvel movie usually has quality problems if a director or actor tried to push his own vision too much.
>>70034512
>>70034605
>>70034675
>>70034830
Ant-Man is great and you beta bitches have shit taste.
>>70047660
>>70042871
Dr. Fate isnt even a real doctor
>>70047585
DC has PROFESSOR Strange. There's a difference.
>>70034030
all of them
>that wasted casting of rachel mcadams
fml
>>70034082
DOCTOR STRANGE, BITCHES!!!
>>70048497
Wasted?
I genuinely like his American voice.
>>70034082
Byzantine Cataphract
Basilisk Cockatrice
Beelzebub Chernabog
>>70048509
yeah she is a minor character
>>70034030
Dr. Fate > Dr. Strange
>>70048619
But that's wrong you drunk faggot.
>>70048652
You may be sexy anon, but you can't tell me anything about the liquor.
>>70047490
Pure kino.
>>70034724
>memes
summer indeed
I don't read comics, but judging from the trailer it looks like another CGI shitfest. Last PG-13 Marvel I saw was Guardians and that was good. Deadpool was good. This looks like it will be so-so
>>70034030
I give Rachel McAdams amount of fucks.
>>70034082
Bartleby Crumblecrumb
>>70034082
Buffalo Cummerbund
>>70034030
Should have been Aidan Gillen
>>70048349
This image freaks me out and I don't know why
>>70051166
Because he's obviously in agony.
>>70034082
Amauta Extraño
>>70034082
Bumblebee Timberpatch
>>70051187
Seems more like an ecstatic trance.
