http://m.tmz.com/#article/2016/05/25/johnny-depp-amber-heard-divorce/ Amber filed her divorce petition Monday, citing irreconcilable differences. The couple married in February of last year, yet Amber is asking for spousal support.
Our sources say the couple had NO prenup.
It's especially harsh because Johnny was extremely close to his mother. She says in the divorce docs that they separated on May 22 ... 2 days after Johnny's mom passed.
As if that's not enough ... Johnny's new movie, "Alice Through the Looking Glass," opens Friday.
but why is the rum gone?
>>70027299
Can't you all mobile posters go back to Plebbit?
KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
What a bitch.
thank god. she's way too hot for him. she deserves a nice bull
>>70027299
The fact his mother has died is geneuinely sad and I do feel for the guy in that regard, but who didn't see this divorce coming from a off? The age gap is too big and they probably have very little in common past the physical attraction to one another. Relationships need more than sex to work.
>>70027299
>marrying just for the sex
johnny... you know better than that
>>70027299
KEKED BY AUSTRALIAN CUSTOMS
#MadAtMort
>>70027299
Cuck my life up familia
>>70027299
>irreconcilable differences
What a load of horseshit.
>>70027380
he's a dumbass for marrying this trollop instead of just fucking her.
hope he enjoy losing his fortune. she's young, and now is set for life.
she won.
>>70027299
>Amber is asking for spousal support.
JUST
>NO PRENUP
when will they ever learn?
>>70027299
JUST
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>Our sources say the couple had NO prenup.
JUST
>>70027411
who dat
>>70027363
Holy shit, this.
I was wondering who screwed around and thought it might be Depp but:
>MUH ALIMONY FOR A ONE YEAR MARRIAGE
>No pre-nup
>Separated two days after HIS FUCKING MOM DIED
all points to her being a huge gold digging cunt.
<<Come to bed>>
>>70027422
This essentially means they have very little in common and basically live seperate lives.
>>70027344
>MUH MOBILE POSTERS
>ONLY REDDIT CAN AFFORD PHONES!
Does this mean she's a lesbian again?
JUST
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>70027422
She's a lesbian
>>70027299
JOHNNY DJUST
>no prenup
>>70027299
>no prenup
WHY DO THEY KEEP FALLING FOR IT
>no prenup
JUST
>>70027299
i fuckin knew it
it was only a matter of time
>>70027494
I thought you had to be married for at least 5 or 10 years before you could get spousal support.
>no prenup
at least he smashed though
>>70027299
You guys think he will be inducted into the JUST League?
He deserves it.
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
according to those rumour sites she was only using depp for steady drug supply while she was banging other dudes, like carl drogo
>Johnny Debt
>>70027494
Depp's a fucking asshole "now" so I don't blame her. His life is falling apart and she doesn't want any part of it.
time to add another one to the roster
>>70027422
>she's pro-Trump
Curious.
>The comeback movie of our generation:
>Three men and a baby reboot starring Depp, Frasier and Drake Bell
A nightmare on JUST street
The astronaut's ex-wife
Alimony ever after
JUSTdecai
>>70027575
He looks horrible
>>70027299
that's what you get for marrying a gold digging dyke, johnny
>>70027299
>As if that's not enough ... Johnny's new movie, "Alice Through the Looking Glass," opens Friday.
LOL
>>70027611
his own fault for not having a prenup
JUST
>>70027611
>>70027639
Don Just de Marco (or Don Juan de Markek)
>>70027299
>NO prenup
It's impossible to feel bad for this dumb fuck.
OF COURSE I DONT WANT PRENUP, honey!
So they separated on the 22nd (Sunday) AND THEN SHE FILED FOR DIVORCE THE NEXT FUCKING DAY WHICH WAS ONLY 3 DAYS AFTER HIS MOM DIED?
Heartless gold digger confirmed. You were already fucking separated, it wouldn't have killed you to wait a few days unless you wanted to get to court before Depp had proper time to get his shit together legally.
>no prenup
Sorry, John-boy. Clean yourself up and please go back to Winona.
>>70027611
Dubs of comedy
>>70027611
>>70027299
KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE
>>70027299
If you think Amber is getting her hands on any significant chunk of Johnny's money after only a year of marriage and no children involved, you're all fucking retarded. She's getting a one off lump sum which will be settled out of court and that will be the end of that. If she was a real gold digger, she would have played it smart by having a kid with him. Probably just a whirlwind romance which slowly fizzled out.
>>70027611
This is why Leo will never marry.
>Amber, daddy's home
>...amber?
>>70027611
Kek;_;
>>70027585
Probably not the case in Commiefornia.
>>70027714
dear god that facial hair
>>70027611
it's like pottery
>Marrying a psychopathic gold-digging whore and not expecting this to happen
Poor Johnny deserves everything he gets
Couldn't have happened to anyone better. Fucking smug fucking cunt that can't act for shit and think's he's above the law. This is JUSTice.
So when will amber and lily rose start dating? now that she JUST her dad.
And people said Depp had turned her straight. Straights btfo.
>>70027708
>>70027299
she only got with him to get close to Lily Rose
obviously
>>70027698
MUMMY'S DEAD NOW
NO GRIEVING
SHE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MY HEART BLEEDING
>>70027758
>above the law
>penal colonial law
>mattering
But yeah Depp's a shithouser
>irreconcilable differences
She was against letting his daughter act in Kevin Smith's newest piece of shit, thus ruining her life.
>>70027299
cuck my life into pieces
>>70027475
>>70027554
>>70027611
He's gonna be doing movies until he's 70 with Val Kilmer to pay the debts.
guess Jonny will be #MadAtMortgage When he loses all this money
>>70027768
>tips cowboy hat
>>70027758
the dyke is an even worse actress
she's eye candy for sure but has no talent
>>70027299
Welcome to the club Johnny. Dont say that i didnt try to warn you.
why is anyone in this thread surprised at her behavior?
just look at her and hear her talk.
shes probably been a whore since she was 11
>"Johnny, baby, I don't have to sign a prenupt, right?
>>70027714
>yfw he has to sell his gold crowns
>>70027411
i fucked a girl that looks just like that last night kek
it's only a matter of time before his hair falls out and he fades into obscurity
>>70027840
THICCK
>>70027840
never back down. this is where i became a fan of hers
>>70027708
Nobody ever said she was a smart gold digger. >>70027609 is probably right. Or maybe she just doesn't want to ruin her body with a babby yet.
>inb4 she announces she's pregnant and aborts it after she gets refused alimony
>>70027626
>He's an asshole so it's totally okay to file for divorce 3 days after his mom dies. Fuck being a decent human being!
Vagina detected.
>>70027804
Well, her no talent is pretty good grounds for spousal support.
>>70027840
that fucking actor on the ground has acted in films with so many cuties. and he always gets to kiss them. daddario, imogen poots, AND amber? wtf
but they had such a pure love
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME TO PAY THE ALIMONY
I AIN'T THE DARKEST GUY IN MY BED
I WAS LOOKING IN DESPAIR WITH MY FINGERS IN MY HAIR
AT MY WIFE AND HER BUCK FROM MY KEK SHED
WELL
THE BILLS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
STATEMENTS OVERDRAWN, CANNOT BE FORGIVEN
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO GO INSANE
FUCKED MY SHIT UP NOW I'M IN EXTREME PAIN
TOO MUCH TO PAY
TOO MUCH IN DEBT
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH FLEEING TO CUBA
YOU'LL FOREVER KNOW IF YOU GET HITCHED
YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW 'CAUSE SHE'S A BITCH
HEY NOW
YOU'RE A HAS-BEEN
SHE BROKE YOU AND BETRAYED
HEY NOW
YOU'RE ALL WASHED UP
IN YOUR MISERY YOU'LL WADE
IF ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD
GIVE IT TO MY WIFE
TO BE SOOOLLDDDD
>>70027468
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>>70027665
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>>70027758
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>>70027877
All these subhuman Mexican redditors. You subhuman Mexicans need to kill yourselves.
>>70027826
is he evolving into sheev?
will he be the emperor of the coming mgtow empire?
>>70027768
She's clearly bisexual, no one that hot can be a women only lesbian.
>>70027925
all of these were me
viva mexico
>>70027299
>>70027840
>>70027914
This bitch seems kinda familiar. I just cant figure it out.
>>70027925
nailed it
>>70027914
>You will never have an insane 10/10 girlfriend who craves your dick 24/7
Its not fair guise. It's just not fair ;_;
>>70027925
Hey reddit
>>70027922
oh my fucking god
>>70027299
Well, really. She's gay.
>>70027914
I can see why he fell for the vaginal-jew
>>70027611
lol
>>70027925
AMERICA ES MEXICANA GRINGO
>>70027631
She was born in the south and is pro-gun as fuck, so it's possible.
>>70027967
craves your money 24/7 you mean
http://vimeo.com/108153873
What did she mean by this?
>>70027804
Yeah but she's just some slut passing through Hollywood that we'll never hear of again once she's past her sell-by date. Johnny's been shitting up our screens for decades with his lol-so-kooky, wannabe-Eurofag bullshit.
>>70027299
Fucking finally.
I'm no MRA at all, but I just can't fathom getting married in this day and age.
I like things being equal, or close to it, and getting into one of those is just asking for trouble when the courts are so slanted in one direction.
>>70027925
There is literally nothing wrong being a Mexican.
and that boys
is why you should never get married until the laws aren't made to buttfuck you in your tight little boipussy
>>70027998
Dick = Money.
Girls don't actually like sex, silly anon.
>>70027914
>tfw amber will never cannibalize you
>>70027577
JUST
>inb4 Depp has to pay alimony and suddenly a a fuck load of nudes of Amber pop up on the internet
>148. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/13 **#7**
This about to be A+ list mostly movie actor again is hooking up with a woman who is not his wife. Things have been tense with the wife to the point where a split is not out of the question even during the press for his new movie. Johnny Depp/Amber Heard ("Alice Through The Looking Glass")
>ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#3**
This married B+ list mostly movie actress who is married to an A+ lister hooked up with the getting more famous than his brother actor after a recent party. The actor she hooked up with is also in a relationship.
Married actress/husband: Amber Heard/Johnny Depp
Famous brother: Chris Hemsworth
Getting more famous/relationship: Liam Hemsworth ("Independence Day: Resurgence")/Miley Cyrus
>>70028004
where did you get this
>>70027840
is that peeta?
>>70027299
He left his french waifu because she ended up looking too old. Well now he looks like shit too and will never have a meaningful relationship anymore.
>We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and no prenup.
>>70027969
>hey reddit
>>70028004
What's happened to Johnny over the past few months? He was on Graham Norton a couple of weeks back and he looks bloated as fuck. He's allegedly always had a problem with alcohol and possibly drugs, but the way he looks currently is pure JUST mode.
>>70027770
Amber confirmed for cunnybro
>>70027609
not only that, she was scamming businesses and entrepreneurs by taking exorbant amounts of money for access to depp to endorse, promote or be featured in products, and then never deliver
>>70028031
Don't like sex with men you mean.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2750931/I-ll-s-having-Research-says-female-sex-couples-satisfied-sheets-straight-women.html
>There are still men who fall for the marriage meme
>>70027925
Why do you sperg out by posting this every single time you see a picture of Brendan? It's getting sad now
>>70027611
Dubs confirms.
He'll be fine.
>>70028089
Depp dumping everything on 4chan after getting alimony cucked
>>70027299
At least this means we will keep seeing Johnny in movies nostop which will be awesome
Finally an actor can get together with Fraser and sort things out
>>70028128
Marlon Brando and Hunter S Thompson were 2 of his idols and friends, its no surprising he's evolving into a hybrid of the 2 as he gets older.
>>70028016
The funny thing is, is that it goes beyond that. The rate of relationships in countries like China and South Korea have plummeted cause men can't be bothered to deal with women anymore.
>>70028004
DELETE THIS
>>70028004
WEW LADS
>>70028004
those acting skills
>>70027299
I hope she finds a nice American of African descent to settle down with.
>>70028132
Queen of /tv/
lel she finally realized how much of a douche he's become and that the depp in her head is long dead
>>70028004
>that's where you belong
No man deserves fucking that 10/10, it's only fair he gets to suffer for experiencing such joy.
>>70028160
pls be true
>>70028157
>mom just died
>lesbian succubus preparing to milk him dry in court
Don't leave him alone or he might drink himself to death
>>70028004
She can't even convince me irl
Incredibly bad actress
>>70028004
HOLY FUCKING COW SHIT
>>70028004
she's a better actress than him
>>70028259
>I doubt he will have to pay much. He will be fine.
>>70028004
HAZUKASHI DA NAAAAA
>>70027962
>>70027975
>>70028018
>>70028186
>>70028221
>>70028004
Why did she show her feet and wiggle her toes?
Is Depp a footfag?
>>70028016
I agree with you about the courts being slanted, but most never marry faggots seem to think that as long as you don't get married, it's okay to be with someone shitty like that for years and years.
Pro-tip: It's not.
Aside from the court bias, there's nothing inherently wrong with marriage done properly. Fags just rush into it too fucking quickly, especially celebrities, and nobody fucking commits to/sacrifices anything anymore.
If you're with someone for 5 - 10 years and haven't gotten enough of a sense of who they are, you're retarded, and if you're with someone 10+ years and still don't feel comfortable with marrying them, what the fuck are you doing?
>>70027299
golddigging cunt
Well whoever it was last week that said Johnny Depp was about to become the next Brendan, hats off.
>>70028259
HAHAHAHA the fool you are!
Once u marry a women no matter how short it is u hav to pay up
>the "be with u forever" vouls arent just a fake thing people say
Johnny B Poor
>>70028319
stfu idiot you dont know anything about the situation as to why she wants a divorce.
>>70028004
>I got to see her tits for free
>this trailer park bum will be paying forever
>>70028329
>>70028259
Just remember their are lawyers out there whose sole source of income is being the divorce laywers for rich/famous/powerful women and making sure they can milk everything possible out of their spouse.
I mean shit in no logical way should have Hulk Hogans wife been able to take him to the cleaners on multiple occasions and still be able to go to court and cry and get more whenever she wants it but she does.
>>70028305
Yes he is, isn't this common knowledge
>>70028259
heeheehee yes, thats right stupid boyim, you dont need a prenup if it's a short marriage!
>>70027351
kekked, thanks. here, have a (You)
>>70028004
sweet fucking christ
>>70027611
>>70027936
Keep telling yourself that. Not like you'll be getting laid by any attractive women anyways.
>>70027611
>>70028004
Perfection, anyone that says different should end themselves.
>>70028319
THERE LIVED A JUST MAN NAME JOHNNY B POOR
HE USED TO FUG THAT GIRL JUST LIKE HE WAS RINGING THE BELL
GO GO
GO JOHNNY POOR POOR
>>70028333
>u
Are you a teenager?
>>70027299
>Depp left his former spouse, whom he has children with, for her.
>Now she's divorcing him.
I guess you shouldn't have reconsidered your married life, Depp.
>>70028132
>>70027770
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>70027611
this wasn't that funny but have a (you) for r/4chan
![Victoria-Coren-Mitchell-011[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0rfov4a.jpg "Victoria-Coren-Mitchell-011[1].jpg")
>>70028329
I thought this was Victoria Coren at first.
>>70027611
upvoted this, vibe on good chum
he should've known better
>AAHHHH TIM HELP ME!
>>70028417
>cucked by your own daughter
>>70027575
What happened to his face?
>>70027299
>Duncan Jones' Warcraft bombing, poor Henry Cavill being first in line to see it as all the emotions of BvS bombing haunts him again, Johnny Depp becoming Brendan Fraser
Wow what a terrible week...
>>70027626
Show tits
I'll give you bitcoins
>>70027415
undermorted
>>70028454
When will men learn.
It isnt worth it just for a fugg ;_;
>>70028470
A million dollar Wine collection.
>>70027344
I've been here since 08, back when I was an introverted beta. Now I'm am extrovert with a social life. People can change, newfriend.
>>70027955
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>>70028153
>all these triggered redditors
>>70028470
She is a succubuss and was sucking the life out of him.
Now she will be sucking his bank accounts
>Goodnight sweet pirate
>>70028444
>yfw her and David divorce
>no prenup
>>70027708
She's walking away with at least $50 million and potentially up to $200 million after a measly 14 months of work. That's one profitable prostitute.
>>70028551
all posts by me
>Even speaking to a woman who wasn't a loyal friend or lover before the money
Don't do it lads
thats hot
>>70028554
it looks like she's sucking the lifeforce of depp's daughter, poor soul.
>>70028551
Is this the most punchable face of all time?
>>70028004
Am I the only thinking she is ridiculous?
>>70028146
Have u ever met somebody so beautiful that u would literally burn ur house and all its possessions, and live a hermits life just to be with them?
>>70028551
Do I gotta select all the storefronts on this nigga's shirt?
>no prenup
>>70028594
>woman
>loyal
Women always show their true colors after enough time has passed.
Usually about 2 years into the relationshit.
>>70028594
>not being horribly in debt your entire life so you dont need to worry about gold diggers
come on m8s
>>70028629
what is this
>>70027639
I bet you thought that was hilarious, didn't you buddy
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>70027299
It's that dam dog fault.
>no prenup
>>70028681
too soon
>>70027299
Johnny was producing horrible movies around when he was with her. Perhaps now he can get good again.
>>70028680
yes
I don't understand adult lifeim 22
what is a Prenup ?
>no prenup
>>70028734
In theory it's a contract you sign before getting married that outlines who gets what assets in case of a divorce.
Without one, the default is to add up the assets of both parties together and divide them in half, which completely fucked the man 99% of the time.
One exception was the chick from The Big Bang Theory, her ex-husband got millions of dollars off of her lol
>spousal support
They don't even have kids, wtf she want support for? Her shoddy career?
Do you think he fucked her in the ass? She seems like the kinda girl who does anal.
>no prenup
>Mom dies
>Break up two days later
>She files for divorce literally the day after the breakup
>No prenup
>Embargoes about to lift on his new movie, further destroying his already ruined career
Australia sends their regards.
>>70027299
>>70027575
>The Lone Ranger
>Transcendence
>Mortdecai
>injury and dog smuggling reportedly cost the production of Pirates 5 millions of dollars
>humiliated by the nation of Australia
>dead mom
>no prenup, Fox only, Final Destination
>looks like a melting alimony-scented wax sculpture of himself
look at all the fetid misogyny in this thread.
everyone sees pierce brosnan and his fat whore wife and says wow he should dump this fat bitch but when johnny depp lets himself get bloated and disgusting with his yellow teeth and his greasy face they say "hey, amber heard, the most beautiful woman in the world and also an expert pusy lips licker, you should stay with him and his greasy bloated body"
im disappointed in you tv
>>70027925
Make America Mexico Again tbhfam
>>70028817
>>70028004
Why am I cringing at this
>>70027575
He looks like the King of some shitty Slavic dirt country.
>>70028901
because you've never known the warmth of a woman
>>70028901
you caught the gay
>>70028004
MY
FUCKING
DICK
Why oh why would any male celebrity go into a marriage without insisting on a prenup?
What makes them look at all the other failed celebrity marriages and think, "nah, that could never be us"?
>>70028917you're right ;_;
>>70028901
her acting is really bad
>>70027632
>Not three men and my wife's son
>>70027714
Kek, are those gold plated paper clips/pins in his ear?
Fucking weirdo.
>>70027739
>tfw patchy beard
just end this
>>70027630
Wait,why is Jennifer Connelly there?
>>70027925
me on the left
>>70029121
She does porn now
>>70028917
fug
>>70028944
People tend to be irrational and overly optimistic about these types of things. Think about the amount of people who don't have their car or health insured.
>>70028004
>tfw a 10/10 will never make you a video like this
>tfw a 10/10 will ever miss you
>tfw a 10/10 will never even give a shit that you exist
>>70029235
It's against the law not to have car insurance.
Health care is free in civilised nations.
>>70027299
Don't tell me she was acutally in for the money
what a shock
>>70028765
>One exception was the chick from The Big Bang Theory, her ex-husband got millions of dollars off of her lol
You mean gift certificates
http://www.baka.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity/kaley-cuoco-keeps-98m-in-divorce-ex-ryan-sweeting-gets-gift-certificates-20160509-goqe3e.html
She JUSTed the shit out of him. My respect for Amber just shot through the roof and I'm in love with her again.
>>70028852
literally nobody is saying that
>>70029414
>Free
Tax pays for it and who pays tax?
>>70027630
How is Dan "The Man" Schneider in that group? He keeps doing what he does and no one stops him.
>>70029491
literally kill yourself you blind hillbilly
Married 1 year and fuck her in her ass hopefully the judge gives her shit
Besides he says he doesn't agree to it plus he has money for good lawyers we need to end the JUST movement
>>70028004
>those perfect tits
ffffffffffuck
>>70027967
I have before, it's not worth it, anon.
If you're retarded like I was, you'll fall in love with them and it'll hurt all the worse when they cheat on you with 4 different dudes and 3 women in the span of 2 weeks and then have the gall to tell you you're the problem goddamn it I fucking hate you you stupid bitch
>>70029571
I don't think she will get support if he doesn't want to give it up on his own.
>>70028920
>>70028917
No. Her acting is really bad (wich is weird considering she is an actress) and she doesn't feel sensual a bit. That fucking fast toe wiggle is funny as shit. Two adult lovers are supposed to be guenine together instead of doing fake ass schoolgirl shit like that.
so what caused the divorce?
avvo.com/legal-answers/can-i-get-alimony-if-married-less-then-two-years--655950.html
Why are bitches so evil bros
