buttons underneath for bidet, dryer and ???
>>70027228
Dildo
>>70027152
hello America
is that why all your asses are shit stained?
>>70027228
>underneath
They're just big shell shaped buttons
>>70027152
You obviously press them and then a toilet roll or handwash or dryer comes out of a different hidden compartment
>>70027152
Literally scraping them up your crack like a brickies trowel
>>70027277
they look like safety caps to me
>>70027152
>he doesn't know how to use the three seashells
>>70027228
Automatic butt-wiper?
>>70027395
Why are these sluts topless and laughing? What is this stock image for?
>spread cheeks
>use shells to scrape your butt until no shit remains
i've seen the future, brother; it is murder
![enhanced-buzz-9927-1399907820-17[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/w2Sjd4b.jpg "enhanced-buzz-9927-1399907820-17[1].jpg")
>>70027591
>What is this stock image for?
Stock images are an attempt to recreate and catalog every possible scene/situation involving people that could potentially occur in the world across all possible timelines. It's the only explanation for some of them.
>>70027269
Why did anyone reply to this post I laid some great bait here
The way people describe it sounds way less sanitary than toilet paper.
That plus they should be caked in shit. The whole damn bathroom would be.
![dailydawdle[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iwJFFrb.jpg "dailydawdle[1].jpg")
>>70027884
I mean, come on. What the fuck even is this shit?
Holy shit, I just came from the bathroom (I shat) and I open /tv/ and the first thing I found is this thread.
What a coincidence!
Captcha: ORLEANS
Wow!
>>70027848
Oy vey this is going to be murder on my hemorrhoids
>>70028113
This is too stupid. It's the future, toilet paper is better than that.
>>70028037
was it a good shit?
>>70027848
Nice, The Future is truly an underrated album.
>>70028162
What if there are no trees in the future.
>>70028184
A little messy, but yeah, steamy and good looking.
>>70028162
>It's the future
Have you not seen the course humanity has taken the last 20 fucking years? It'll be a wonder if we don't revert back to the stone age due to boundless, self interest, and political correctness.
>>70028256
boundless greed*
>>70028113
I wish this pos was never made, it's the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
Every single time; it gets posted.
>>70028220
Just violate the Verbal Morality Statute
1. RESIDUAL POO MAGNET
2. BUTT SPRAY/CLEANSER
3. BUTT PERFUMER
The story behind it is a bit underwhelming. The writer was stuck for ideas and phoned an exec or something and they happened to be in a bathroom with some shells.
I love this film and wish I could watch a long workprint. Supposedly he meets his daughter and there were loads much scenes that got snipped. She does appear briefly in the sewers scenes, being held by Spartan here apparantly.
>>70027884
>>70027968
These are kind of amazing.
>>70027884
>>70027968
Maybe they're salaried and don't give a fuck. If the photographers only made money on commission they'd probably try a little harder.
>>70028434
The more I look at the cake one, the more I think it's actual art.
>>70028589
It does seem to be some kind of symbolism. But what does it mean?
>>70028703
SNYDERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
>>70028703
It's basically how I feel every morning when I wake up.
>>70029805
try air conditioning
>>70027152
The secret is they are just metal shells to scrape your ass with.
They hurt so much that NO ONE uses them.
>in the future everyone walks around with swamp ass or just holds it until they go home and can shower right after.
They were implemented because of save the trees hippy shit.
>>70031353
They're used like a speculum to dilate and hold open the anal sphincter.
The poop passes through them, never touching the asshole or your ass so there is no need for wiping.
>>70027152
they act as a guard to prevent splash damage from the bidet. Look at the see shell. It has a hinge near the bottom. Just connect to the desired area and discard when done.
>>70027228
Washing, drying, and the third flushes the toilet.
