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>ITT: times you acted like the driver
>be 23 years old
>at Halloween party
>wearing scorpion jacket and leather gloves
>everyone's dancing, getting drunk while I stand silently in the corner
>every girl there is drawn into the aura of mystery I exude
>nod at the girls and step outside
>silently watch the party from the outside
>drunk 7.5/10 comes outside
>smiles at me, I nod and flash a half-smile
>asks for a smoke
>offer her a toothpick instead
>"Umm....thanks"
>Ask her what her name is
>"Cassidy, you?"
>Break eye contact and stare intensely into the distance
>Her boyfriend comes outside and lights a cigarette for her
>Hear her tell him she wants to leave
>He's too fucked to take her home
>This is my chance
>Boyfriend leaves
>Turn to her and say, "so you need a ride?"
>"Uh, yeah"
>"I drive"
>"Great, you think you could drop me at my place?"
>Silently nod
>"Thanks, you're a lifesaver"
>Start walking down the driveway with her
>"So, where's your car parked?"
>realize I don't have a car
>realize I can't even drive
>realize I caught the bus to the party
>silently panic
>look around, trying to find an escape route
>She keeps asking where my car is
>"I don't feel like driving tonight"
>"Why not?"
>"I just cleaned my car, and uh...my hands are a little dirty"
>"But you're wearing gloves"
>Fuck
>continue walking silently
>fidget in my pockets for another toothpick
>realize I spent my bus money on my last box of toothpicks
>"where is your car!"
>Need to get out of here
>Walk to the bus stop
>Fuck it, here goes nothing
>Start playing Drive soundtrack on my phone
>Lean in for the kiss
>"WHAT THE FUCK?"
>Pushes me away
>Panic and shove her to the ground
>Go through her purse for bus money, and find it
>She's getting up
>One thing is left to be done
>Go to curb stomp her so no one ever finds out
>Had too much to drink
>Awkwardly trip and fall flat on my face
>She runs away flailing her arms
>I smirk