Leave saving the show to me edition
>>69985690
MURDER.
suddenly miss fisher as cersei and muh dic
>tfw no Kinvara gf
How should the High Sparrow punish her?
>>69991137
[Benny Hill Theme]
HOL UP
>>69991153
Is that the lady from the bubbleduke?
first for frogfu
>>69991137
THEM
>>69991243
Nudity when?
Will we ever go to Asshai? I want some Stygai action
>>69991103
But it's me that is saving the show next episode.
i was trapped in gthe old thread
This show fucking sucks now.
ASOIAF will always be superior.
>>69991137
What the fuck is that crown even supposed to be, carved driftwood?
I'm pretty sure they will kill CIA this season, possibly Brienne will end him
Can we riot if that happens
>>69991315
Stannis went there already
>>69991315
Who's the dude?
Why is he too scared to hold bad actress but caresses the goblin, I mean average Brit woman
Why is Arya wearing grandma from the 40s underwear
Anybody else think that the Joffrey actor had a nice dick?
Full homo btw
“I looked for you in the /cel/ discussion thread,” Stannismod said to them.
“We were not there,” Ser Firefu answered.
“Woe to Moot if we had been,” said Ser Buttslut.
“When the General was deleted, the mods slew your waifus with a golden banhammer, and I wondered where you were.”
“Far away,” Ser Firefu said, “or we'd still be posting, and our false brother would burn in seven 404's.”
“I came down on /got/ to lift the siege,” Stannismod told them, “and the Lords CLEGANEBOWL and Eurio dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”
“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Frogfu.
“Ser Rickonbro is fled to /y/, with that boy he swears he didn't molest. I thought you might have sailed with him.”
“Ser Rickonbro is a shitposter and true,” said Ser Buttslut.
“But not of the Waifuguard,” Ser Firefu pointed out. “The Waifuguard does not flee.”
“Then or now,” said Ser Frogfu. He donned his helm.
“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Firefu.
Stannismod's janitors moved up beside him, with shadow banhammers in hand. They were seven against three.
“And now it begins,” said Ser Frogfu, the Sword of Firsts. He unsheathed Ellie_shopping.gif and held it with both hands. Her skin was pale as milkglass, alive with light.
“No,” Stannismod said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”
>>69991315
Her boobs are way bigger in the show
>>69991390
Why do you write like a foreign 14 year old?
>>69991390
I don't remember
He's holding his shoes with the other hand
Have you not been outside lately? Hipsters are all about that high wasted shit clothes
>God tier
Charles Dance
Stephen Dillane
>God tier but never gets a chance to truly shine
Iain Glen
>Demigod tier
Jonathan Pryce
Alfie Allen
Jack Gleeson
>High tier
Pedro Pascal
Natalie Dormer
Sean Bean
Lena Headey
>Mid tier
Peter Dinklage
Ian Hempstead-Wright
Gwendoline Christie
Maisie Williams
CIA
>Low tier
Sophie Turner
Ian Whyte (awful casting, not his fault)
>Shit tier
Muh Dwagons
Kit "Oh My God Why Am I In This Weird Costume Saying All These Words Who Am I" Harington
RANDYLL THE MANDYLL >>> STANNIS THE GRANNIS
Game of Thrones is a medieval soap opera and equivalent to capeshit.
>>69991163
spanking. Public spanking
>>69991533
>NO FOOKIN BREAD AND SALT
>>>69991385
It's Bran. He's in Bran. D&D said it themselves. There is literally not a question about what happened to 3EC. I have no idea why people are pretending to argue about it.
>>69991536
>>69991536
Nothing can ever be as bad as that fucking capeshit leave the goddamn thread.
KL SPOILER FROM NEXT EP DO NOT CLICK
>>69991536
the show died when tywin died prove me wrong
season 5 and 6 are terrible
>>69991536
Newfig here. Does capeshit refer to something specific or just super hero movies in general? Just curious.
>>69991555
Who should do the spanking?
>>69991594
>>69991580
Who's the semon demon
>>69991536
>Mad Men
>Twin Peaks
>The Sopranos
What's wrong with soap operas?
>>69991594
>mfw people actually believe this
>>69991609
Me desu
>>69991594
Here's what's gonna happen.
It begins with the High Sparrow going down the Sept’s stairs while the people applaud him. He explains that Queen Margaery has joined them in accepting the power of the Faith. Just then, Jaime Lannister bursts into the scene, on horseback and leading an army of a hundred and forty Tyrell soldiers, and demands that the High Sparrow free Queen Margaery. Suddenly, the gates of the Great Sept open —it is Tommen Baratheon, followed by Queen Margaery and the Kingsguards, who are bearing the Faith Militant’s sigil instead of the Royal sigil. The king and queen have accepted the High Sparrow’s reformed faith, and they are acclaimed by the people. It is emphasized that this is only the first part of the scene; the rest will be filmed today, and it is expected to be a trascendental scene in which the two factions come to blows.
why is nobody seeming to care about that Tormund leaked image?
![1463983354747[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xTSqcNR.png "1463983354747[1].png")
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>69991673
>>69991103
Who that?
>>69991644
sounds like a cool job
>>69991664
he dead?
>>69991673
Reminds me of dany
Dany and night king = antagonists confirm
>>69991673
I HAD A NAME
BUT NEVERMIND
>Early GoT
>Characters die because their flaws catch up to them / they fail to adapt to the changing political climate of Westeros
>Current GoT
>Characters die because OMG I CANT BELIEVE THEY KILLED SO-AND-SO :DDDDD *posts on facejew*
>>69991103
>implying he is going to have more than a 2 minute scene
>implying this arc wont mainly be about Sam and Gilly's corny as fuck relationship
JUST>implying its not fake
>>69991621
I don't know
>>69991758
it better be
>introduce interesting character
>kill him off
Did the show ever justify throwing margaery and loras in prison, I mean not only can a squire lie, but squires see their Knights naked all the time, they fucking feed them bathe them clothe them armor them and arm them
Dorne as a birthmark is vague as hell too, it's a fucking blotch of skin, AND they never follow up with it
>>69991533
>>69991556
Why didn't Gryff have sex with Lady Forrester?
>>69991797
Hey asshole, this show has to end sometime. They're killing off characters to move to the conclusion.
>>69991758
We already kno he fights smalljon
Try harder
>>69991851
That's just a sign of bad writing
>>69991851
God, next season is going to be so shit if even half these speculated deaths happen.
>>69991884
But the bad poosy dabid!
DABID THE BAD POOOSAY!
>Kingsmoot just happened
>event book readers have been waiting for for years
>virtually no setup
>not a big deal
>like 30 guys
>only 2 """""speeches"""""
>no dragon horn
>DUDE BIG COCKS LMAO
>everyone is cool with Euron being a kingslayer and a kinslayer
>LET'S GO MURDER THEM LMAO
>Aeron is cool with his nephew and neice dying so the brother who molested him as a child can gain the throne
>Despite having no support at the Kingsmoot, Asha and Theon manage to escape with 99% of the ships
>let's build more ships with the *5* trees on the iron islands!
>tfw you will never see the book scene on screen ever
Reminder that the Blackfyres did nothing wrong and Aegor Rivers was a hero
I need the bad pussy.
>>69991416
10/10
Kneel for your queen
>>69991243
She reminds me of Maeby Funke
>>69991942
>The Ironborn have never made a mark on the world.
>>69992039
harren the black was a summer islander
WHO IS the faggot in the op?
I asked 5 times wtf is wrong with you autists?
What made Meera run out of the cave like a madwoman like I don't think the white walkers play dramatic music and she could hear it
>>69992056
randyll based tarly
>>69992063
The cold, retard.
>>69992056
Kevin Lannister
jesus anon
>>69992056
Fucking idiot think about it
>Gilly and Sam go to a big castle
>Sam is known for being a lords son
>has dinner for said lord
>>69992063
Did you not see that their breaths were visible? It's already been established that it gets colder when walkers are about
Why isn't anything else in GoT even remotely as interesting and exciting as the intrigues in King's Landing?
And why was there no KL at all in this episode?
>>69992056
Have we really sunk so low that being able to read a filename is being an "autist"?
>>69991942
This.
I was so fucking hyped for the kingsmoot, it had potential to redeem this season but I'm angry at myself for believing it was gonna be good.
Also, show-Euron doesn't have that menacing charisma he has in the books. He's just a fucking football hooligan.
>>69992063
She freaked when she noticed that she could see her and Hodor's breath in the cold.
>>69991942
>all this fucking shitty trashy writing Dorne
>the Dornishman's Wife is never recorded
FUCK YOU TOO D&D
>>69992056
Jon Snow's daddie
>>69991977
May I worship your royal feet, Your Grace?
>>69992056
Pope Sixtus IV
>>69992114
>thinking they'd do anything special with the kingsmoot when the night watch lord commander vote was so bland and victarion confirmed cut
>>69991942
Why does anybody give a FUCK about Yara or Theon?
>>69991758
dont do that.
>>69992147
Stronk womyn fags
>>69992119
I just thought it was always cold in the cave
>>69992130
she'd have you killed if you're a peasant
>>69992114
Same here
Dont care how it good it gets from now on, fucking up the Kingsmoot, the one thing I was hyped about, got turned into a shitfest
>>69992147
>yara
Who?
>Promise me, Ned
Rowing for 3 seasons is pretty bad.
But at least he isn't dead like fucking Thoros and Tormund.
>>69991977
>finally got to see her naked
>they cut her hair and literally threw shit on her
No longer want.
What's his name again?
>>69992076
Thanks
>>69992089
It could be Oldtown. How should I know?
>>69992113
No filenames oh muuh phone. Makes filename threads suffering.
>>69992207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn_ARo-gS8A
>>69992172
I-I can trace my heritage back to the Stuarts and my grandfather's a multi-millionaire in coal
Is that good enough?
>This'll be the season the show spoils the book they said!
Maybe so, but everything that's happened this season I've learned by...reading it.
>hodor is just holding the door
Holy fuck what a shitty existence.
>>69992207
>wanting the horribly cast square head, atleast she can act the part
>>69992130
>>69991977
Makes me think; how's Lena's foot game? I really never thought of that.
>>69992196
>Rowing for 3 seasons
He's going to be swoll as fuck when he gets back.
Maybe he'll pick up a giant hammer and cave in the chest of another Targaryen fucking shit like his old man
>>69992231
Would she care?
>>69991758
That's tormund, correct?
Spoonfeed me please, im an idiot.
>>69992225
>It could be Oldtown. How should I know?
Gee, maybe because they had a fucking conversation last episode about how they're stopping off at Sam's place first to drop her off? Jesus Christ, everytime I think badly of D&D I'm reminded how difficult it must be to write for an audience that literally can't remember what it was told a week ago.
>No filenames oh muuh phone.
And a mobile user at that. Truly the dark ages of the internet show no end in sight, and in fact are getting worse by the month.
>>69991403
He had the penis of a 12 year old girl, desu.
>>69992244
I have amummyfetish and she fulfilled it, but now she's... she's ruined. It'll never be the same.
>see Mr. Mcelhatton
>reach a little too close
>"i'm not your girlfriend, son. quit brushing"
what do?
>>69992292
that's randyll tarly dumb showfag
>>69991315
me on the right
>>69992267
>implying he won't revive Big Bobby B's rebellion in Essos and kill Daenerys before she even sets out to sea
>>69992273
>most beautiful woman in the world
>not even the best looking woman in the capital let alone a single scene she's in with more women than just her
who is the martin o malley of /got/?
>>69992327
give him a firm grasp of the arse
friendly manner not erotic mind you
>>69992301
...wat?
>>69992360
Blame the casting
>>69992296
I did't pay attention to Sam's scene. He sucks ever since he hooked up with the cunt.
>>69992292
That's Tyler Lannister dude.
>TFW Lady Stoneheart fucking never
>Instead we get Lord Stone-Jon You Know Nothing
>>69992366
Stannis
>>69992366
That poor guy. You don't kill a hooker and expect anyone to see you as anything other than the guy that killed a hooker.
>>69992327
Hug him and quietly say how much you miss him
Is he atop or a bottom?
>>69992327
I met him last year. He's such a cool cat. What's even better is that he's Irish, so he was down for some North/South banter.
>>69992382
Tbh she's pretty cute in short hair, in a 45 year old mom sort of way
She's supposed to be hot and beautiful, even dany is a shit cast, but I guess that's what happens when you mostly look for British actors
>>69992366
>>69992382
>bobby b didnt ravage that daily
What a cuck
I would live in that pussy
>>69992405
Nigga of coursh they're going to go through with Lady Stoneheart, do you know how much the showplebs will slurp that shit up and praise them for it?
>>69992366
What is that face trying to convey?
Reminder that zero (0) pages of TWOW have been written after 2011.
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/grrm-has-no-pages-1750057530
>>69992442
Personality can do a lot to a woman's appearance
He did fuck her quite often though
>>69992436
is he as handsome irl? any homo vibe? I demand details.
>>69992450
Everything I keep hearing about 'whats to come' makes me think even more that the undead just end up over running the north at the very least as far as winterfell. I'd assume even further.
Promise me, Jon
>>69992485
Naw he was drunk and fell asleep while she kerked him off
>>69992451
It was cold on set and when he pulled that face it stuck and hasn't changed.
>>69991366
Brienne is in Riverland from ep6-finale
>>69992440
Well, they really wanted to make her seem old in s5. Just look at the make up in >>69992273
Lena is a great actress though, so it's not that bad
>>69992442
Reminder that she fucked three dirty hedge "knights"
>>69992512
Can they even fucking get over the Wall? It seemed like a good portion of the army got nuked by the Sproinks this last episode and there's only three WWs left including the Night King.
Unless that faggot just has an escort with him of that size at all times.
>>69992536
Not on the show. She's only fucked Jaime and Lanceland admitted to high treason to the High Sparrow regarding the latter and should have been put to death right then and there
>>69992490
Wellim a grillbut he's so fucking handsome in person, every little detail on his face is fucking perfect and he's taller than how I imagined.
But no homo vibes from him, he seems like a down to earth family man, very chill and relaxed. He told me a joke too and I just wanted to hug him and never let go
>>69992484
BS, he already had battle of ice + fire nearly complete when he released ADWD
>>69992584
Fuck off attention whore
>>69992569
he just wanted to humiliate her a bit
https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/4kwyvu/spoilers_everything_regarding_the_show_the/
>>69992592
Uh, that's my entire point? All released chapters is cut ADWD material. He's not writing anything new.
One could hope these recent weeks will seriously motivate him, but really it'll just motivate him to eat more.
>>69992484
He might be a grossly obese pedophilic, cock pervert that spends way too much time on breakfast scenes and has a really autistic hat and neck beard but we all know TWoW is already finished and he isn't releasing it until after season 6 or after season 7 as per a contract with HBO and DD
Wew lads I'm bored so I'm going to watch again from season 1 even though this show has little re-watch value t b h.
>>69992607
Well I guess Jaime going "yeah I murdered my cousin do you care" and him being like "yeah whatever" confirms show High Sparrow is a hyprocrite because D&D can't handle religious characters with even the remotest level of nuance.
>>69992566
they killed like200 people out of thousands
>>69992635
Reminder that the only thing more pathetic that "Preston Jacobs is right" theorists are "Any more books will be released" theorists.
>>69992584
:3>ywn make sweet sweet love to mm
;_;
>>69992566
>can the undead climb
>can the undead go around
>can the undead swim
>can the undead-
Given enough time, the undead can go anywhere. That was expressed even in the latest episode. Instead of going through the spooky fire semicircle, they climb up the hill and dig through by hand and hatchet to get underneath.
>>69992610
Why are you posting your reddit threads here?
>>69992635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjzC2DRgEo4
>>69992685
But the undead at Hardhome never went into the water.
>>69992646
I'll rewatch 1-3 any day.
4 on I haven't even watched the first time in their entirety.
They talk about dead things in the water in ADWD, but how the fuck can the wights overcome the pressure and currents in the ocean?
>>69992657
>you wouldn't jerk off to having the power to hold the two queens in jail, and being able to make them walk naked through KL too
>>69992528
>69992528
>>69991154
Just fucking castrate me and throw my manhood in the fire already ;__;
>>69992730
K R A K E N
R
A
K
E
N
>>69992751
Her voice is GOAT
>>69991163
Why is she in prison again? Because she didn't want her brother to be imprisoned? I mean the book reason was pretty stupid too, but still
>>69991154
>tfw she will never sit on your face and light her farts, burning your face off
>>69992716
1-3 is what I'm downloading now because it was the most complete I could find. Maybe I'm in for some entertainment then. It's been ages since I saw the early ones, I guess.
>>69992799
Because she gave false witness in front of the Gods
>>69992799
Lying under oath.
>>69992815
If you compare 2 and 3 to the seasons that follow they're fucking masterpieces
>>69991374
Do you think hershadow landhasghost grass?
D&D treating Stannis just like Gendry in the hopes that we will forget about him
>>69992799
>implying the Sparrows aren't running a kangaroo court to push their agenda
>>69992685
>mfw the removal of coldhands and the black gate means that there is no magic whatsoever in the wall and it's literally just a giant hunk of ice
>>69992840
>>69992845
How do they know she lied?
>>69992799
The official word is for lying under oath that her brother was a fag I believe. Cersei fed the Sparrow some bullshit about her being a whore or something too I'm sure. It doesn't really matter anyway, the Sparrow was just looking for any excuse to lock them up.
>>69992799
There's something called perjury.
>>69992799
Comitted perjury
shit reason tbqh
>>69992730
>implying the dead don't float
And Wights could probably walk on the water anyway by freezing it or some shit.
>>69992711
Is that necessary? They may be averse to water, but if I were there, I wouldn't make that assumption. Dunno how classically loyal Martin is to ancient mythos or if he diverges from Tolkien intentionally in some places.
>>69992751
>>69992777
Dirty t*rkish piece of shit
>>69992876
Littlefinger's gay prostitute.
>Its called "Game of Thrones"
>The series is actually a Sci-Fi
>The world is actually a simulation
>Bran is the game's new DM
>Bran ends the sim at the end, we flip to modern day where all POV characters are waking up from the sim. Everyone who died is there to greet those that made it to the end.
>The game ends
>BRAVO GEOOORGEE
>>69992876
beat a confession out of another gay guy I believe
might have been Lancel Lannister himself.
>>69992897
Excuse me?
>>69992751
She's like an ugly Rachel Weisz
>>69992897
She's not a t*rk you dumb fuck
REMINDER the Krakens work for the others
>>69992858
The Dothraki believe that ghost grass glows with the spirits of the damned and will one day cover the entire world.
This theory is pretty much confirmed now right?
>>69992909
>GoT is one long advertisement for the new HTC Vive or w/e the latest vr headset
Will Bran tell Benjen about Ned's execution?
@69992909
ahaha really funny twitch memes
kys
not even giving you a (You)
>>69992973
the fuck is ghost grass
Isn't touching the queen supposed to be a crime?
>>69992602
How else am I meant to say I'm not homo but still attracted to men? Don't be so prickly
>>69992683
>he will never make you breakfast in bed
>he will never smile at you as his gaze flicks to you from a newspaper
life is suffering
>>69991442
do you have the Quasimodo-arya comparative picture, I need it for extremely important reasons.
>>69993011
Ghost grass is snow.
Yes, the Dothraki are that retarded.
>>69993011
Ghost grass is a type of grass that grows throughout the Shadow Lands in eastern Essos. Ghost grass is taller than a human on horseback and has stalks as pale as milkglass. It is an invasive plant that overwhelms other grass.
>>69993011
Snow... yeah
>>69991362
Pretty sure they're antlers. I don't think it really means anything.
>>69991315
salsa tits look pathetic AF senpai
>>69993055
>>69993045
I'm getting conflicting stories...
>>69992566
>there's only three WWs left
>he forgot that Craster gave the Walkers almost 100 sons
Cersei should just end up as a braavosi courtesan tbqh
what do you think
>>69993011
How to spot the showfag
>>69993111
>implying the whore quality in Braavos is that low
She wouldn't sell for a copper.
>>69993072
You're a conflicting story.
>>69993025
Yes, but since Cersei reactivated the Faith Militant, the church is considered to be on equal footing to the crown. She was too stupid to realise this and just wanted more people to kiss her ass without giving it enough thought
>>69991651
>a hundred and forty Tyrell soldiers
>not twenty good men
gr8 b8 m8
>>69993072
Dunno why they're telling you it's snow
>>69991480
>CIA
>mid tier
Please he has been royally fucking his role in this season.
>>69993113
i've read the books years before the show started you gay faggot i just don't remember every retarded little detail
>>69993082
>tfw walkers win
>tfw most of them are craster sons
>tfw craster wins the game of thrones
>>69993158
But that's what's going to happen.
>>69993156
Yeah but they just grabbed Margaery like a common whore lmao
>>69993150
don't be absurd anon
>>69991163
will she walk naked /tv/?
>For me, this time out, there’s a level of atonement in relation to Sansa and my misjudgment of Ramsay Bolton. A lot of what I’m up to is atonement and really trying to align myself with the right people. I left Sansa married to a psychopath. It’s probably the one time we’ve seen Littlefinger slip up. He really didn’t know about him. He should have.
>mfw this season really is about cia atoning for salsa getting ass raped
>>69993201
>reads a book
>cant remember details
Maybe reading isn't for you, buddy.
>>69993237
>>69993111
What kind of fag would want any other woman?
Cersei is perfect
I would RAVISH that milf
Tis so much to be a king, that he only is so by being so
>>69992584
P E N T O S
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>>69993246
It is all part of the plan anon.
Littlefinger isn't that stupid.
>>69993256
What color were the walls of the interior of the Iron Bank, anon?
>>69993301
there were no walls
Khaleesi, I'm Azor Ahai
>>69993301
white you fucking faggot
>>69993324
Wrong.
>>69993295
>no vehicle behind him
3/10
>>69993272
they can't handle the MILF
>>69993186
wtf are you talking about? he looked uncomfortable and cotrite in the last episode, like he was supposed to. only autistics like you think
>"MUH CIA ISN'T ACTING LIKE THE MANIPULTIVE MASTERMIND I THINK HE IS??? WHAT SHITTY ACTING."
>>69993246
If the Truede leaks are true, and they have been so far, there could be some really fucking interesting political shit going down after the battle. I think CIA might be killed.
>>69993033
>ywn share a beer with him giving him a massage and talking about the long day of hard work
i want this to end right now
>>69993301
They were covered in golden dragons, obv.
>>69993295
>trusting D&D's writing
>>69993301
Lend us a fiver Judy
>>69992973
It's fine as long as she trims it.
So did the "Lannisters have no more gold" OC have any significance yet?
>>69993345
(farts)
find a flaw
>>69993301
There wasn't a scene in the iron bank.
>>69993391
Did truede say cia is gonna get killed?
>>69993391
DocMantisTobogan is very likely legit too and he says CIA does not die this season to the best of his knowledge, and he was involved with that part of the show. (He mentions seeing Sansa and LF together on set, etc.) It sounds like they're setting up CIA to pull a jorah, redeeming himself by coming in at the last second and saving Sansa (and Jon's army) from certain defeat. Truede didn't mention him dying either and he mentioned other major deaths. No reason for him to hide such a huge thing.
Here's some thronewave for ya /got/
http://webmshare.com/oKbgL
http://webmshare.com/oKbgL
http://webmshare.com/oKbgL
>>69993301
>>69993324
>>69993349
>>69993355
>>69993405
>>69993567
>>69993371
If she were my queen I would tell her that I have seen Danaerys Stormborn, and she is a plump, fat little woman terrible eyebrows.
I would remind my queen that Margery has a piggish nose and a weird-as-fuck mouth.
I would assure her that the traitor Sansa Stark is balding and lumbers around like a giant.
Cersei is a the most beautiful woman in the seven kingdoms and I'll peel the face off any woman who dares pretend otherwise.
>>69993623
i like this way more than i should
>>69993576
no he didn't. it's just wishful thinking from cia haters. nothing legit says he dies this season. all we know is that him and sansa arrive together in episode 9 to save jon's shitty manlet sized army with the vale.
>>69993657
the light of the west
>>69993576
He wouldn't confirm specific deaths in the last 2 episodes but said there were a lot of them. I'm just assuming based on the Jon and Sansa stuff they'll have to get rid of him
Fucking aristos getting good people killed left and right. Bran and Meets should be hanged for what they did to Holdor: mind broke the young Wyllis, then sacrificed him to save their own asses, respectively.
>>69993657
That's all fine and good.
But can she Stump the Trump?
