Alright so I love Jackass. I love Christ Pontius, Steve-O, and even Knoxville.
BAM has always been the biggest fucking pussy. He's one of those dudes who couldn't even get cool in the Philly crowd, rode the Jackass fame and now is back to being a fucking druggy loser.
Anyway, I only say this because my girlfriend told me some GOLD shit. She's from his area. I'm from Philly.
Last weekend my gf's brother (21 year old) was approached by some dude telling him to come to Bam's Mansion party
Here's the catch:
It's $30 to get in the house. Now, I get that he has a mansion and he only wants people serious about coming to show up.
BUT. Him and his "friends" hang out in a certain section of the house where they charge $70 more for people to come hang out with "the crew". Of course they only allow hot young girls to come in, and they blow the money on drugs.
So yeah, your boy Bam literally makes a living off of charging highschool and young college kids coming to his house to get a taste of "fame". In reality, he just wants to fuck young girls and stay relevant to the couple hundred fags that show up.
Copy this shit before the M*ODS deleted it. It's 100% true and this is the first place I'm leaking it. Fuck that pussy. He hit a new low.
Wayyyyyyyyyy tl;dr
>>69984653
>He hit a new low.
But it sounds like he's got bitches paying him $70 to give him a blowjob.
This isn't dirt, this isn't even dust. Come back when he's balls deep in an 8 year old or something.
>>69984709
>ugly, twitterfame-hungry 18-year olds
I'll pass. I was 18 once. I'm 24 now, have a gf but still get hit on by women my age.
>>69984653
>you don't want to fuck young girls and stay relevant to at least a couple hundred people?
I don't know about you, but I'm not relevant to anyone OR getting to fuck young girls...or getting paid to do either. Aren't you just the slightest bit upset that you didn't get to pay 30 dollars to go to a probably rad party, do drugs, fuck cunny, AND get to chill with some dudes from Jackass?
You have some weird ideas about what is newsworthy.
>>69984814
>women my age
But why? Sounds loose.
WASTED
>>69984863
they have a "gf'. they arent doing anything but trying to give themselves an ego boost. they dont do shit with anyone but their gf. a dont do shit only talk person.
leave them in their waste of replies
>>69984709
This. Bam has easily been at worse lows than this in his life.
SHUT IT DOWN
>new low
>low
?????
>>69984913
THIS IS BIGGER THEN THE FAPPERNING
TOSTING IN A EPIC BREAD
>>69984909
>>69984826
>>69984863
"You guy's are right. I'm actually pretty cool."
>>69984653
Who the fuck cares, op?
>>69984954
>>69984908
lmao. she told me to post it. Your shit must be SAD if you see Bam's position as a 1+
Wow, if only it was fifteen years ago and anyone gave a shit. Now he's a fuckin nobody, and he can't even build a skatepark so his friend's charred corpse can do kickflips.
>>69984987
The fact that hes a celebrity of any caliber makes him 1000% cooler than any of us on an anonymous image board talking about how cool someone might or might not be. Lets just end this with this guy >>69984989 really.
>>69984989
Idk. I see gay ass Bam JUST posts here every other day. I learned about this a couple days ago. I'm just bored and wanted to share some inside knowledge senpai.
>>69984814
>18-year olds
why would he waste his time trying to bang 18 year olds?
>tfw you realize that Bam made this thread
>>69985072
>she told me to post it.
sad. did you wipe her ass with your tongue also?
>>69984653
>be bam
>have mansion
>charge prime teen pussy $70 so they can fuck you
>fuck them and use the money to get high and wasted
Yeah, sounds pretty good to me.
I bet he's in a much better position than OP.
>>69985072
Post pics of your gf faggot. I bet she's ratchet as fuck and mad she wasn't allowed into the VIP section to get fucked by fat Bam.
>>69985117
It's an interesting demonstration of what kind of power fame carries with it, and where the real power in society lies.
He's literally doing nothing except riding in the wake of the Illuminati's media machine.
>>69984653
sup philly fag. Also from philly. Which part are you in?
>>69984814
>i have a girlfriend
yeah we get it dude
my wifes son is a huge bamhead/earth rocker, telling him these awful news is gonna be hard *shakes my head*
>>69985137
a couple times. try it sometime
You just realised your gf has been to these partiesand fucked Chad Tyrone and Bam
>Philly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jMhoGUiIkk
>>69985210
dont forget to buy a peg toy for later, bro
>>69984653
he looks different know
>>69985237
Chad Muska?
>>69985187
sorry to rub it in /v/
>>69984709
Fuck bitches get money.
So what's the problem exactly
>>69985120
No. You wanted internet fame. Go to Reddit for your upvotes you giant fucking faggot. Nobody gives a shit about this. Your girlfriend only told you that story to cover up that she went to the party and blew coked out BAM Margera.
God damn, OP. Today you are the biggest faggot of all.
>>69985117
He got famous for causing harm onto himself and his 'friends', eating random shit, crying from fear of snakes on camera, and having a shit show whos only funny parts go to messing with Phil.
Yeah, this guy is 'cool' as fuck.
>>69984653
>BAM has always been the biggest fucking pussy
we knew that already you dumb faggot
>>69984653
>So yeah, your boy Bam literally makes a living off of charging highschool and young college kids coming to his house to get a taste of "fame". In reality, he just wants to fuck young girls and stay relevant to the couple hundred fags that show up.
Am I supposed to be mad about this? Good for him.
>>69985282
And Tyrone Olson
>>69985284
Good to see Phil has lost some weight.
>>69985120
SMR spotted
>>69985117
The fact fags like you exist is the reason girls are paying him 70 dollars to suck his cock.
>>69984653
>So yeah, your boy Bam literally makes a living off
I can just imagine some wigger faggot sitting on his phone on break from his job at Wendy's typing this shit out like it's the hottest dope shit nigguh fuckin' yo hot scoop!!
>>69985284
Lol, is that shopped or does he seriously look exactly like his dad now?
>>69985321
Once again, the fact that you know him for at least 3 different reasons without knowing him in real life, makes him cooler than you.
>>69984653
You don't have to be a musician to be an Earth Rocker.
>>69984653
who cares
>>69985312
>4chan
>internet fame
I've done plenty of coke, been to plenty of parties, got blown by plenty of chicks. I'm fucking satisfied.
I'm just pointing out the JUST fags that apparently all you neckbeard pussies look up to lmao
>>69985260
That's fucking brutal.
>>69985461
look at this wanabe earth rocker
>>69985414
Andhreiu Strandbürg is an Earth Rocker.
>>69985465
>the JUST fags
it sounds like you are forced to attend social justice classes.
seeing enemies everywhere now, bro?
whats your neon haircolor?
>>69985465
>Neckbeard pussies
I guarantee I'm a bigger Chad than you are you Philly faggot. You made yourself the most JUST of all by making this dumb thread.
>>69985260
massholes can handle the bantz.
>>69985411
That's him. He was on some special about his drug "problems".
>>69985472
>ahh it's brootal
WAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CAN
>>69984653
this should st the clock back summer fags
when Bam dun goofed
she little Bam bitch crying as usual
Phil was much thinner
bam was a useless piece of shit then and is a useless piece of shit now
>>69984653
Fuck off, Opie. Stop crying because Bam fucked your wife.
Reminder this is what OP really looks like and he has literally never seen a vagina in real life.
>>69984653
>yfw everyone on 4chan defends Bam.
>yfw everyone on 4chan is actually the fat losers who never got into parties and thinks Bam is so cool now.
>yfw you realize how retarded the brains of millenialplebs are
>>69985571
>>69985666
He's banging jailbait and getting paid for it, what's not to like?
>>69984653
>even Knoxville
Stopped reading there, he's always in the top three Jackasses with Pontius
>>69985465
Wow, dude. You're just embarrassing yourself at this point. BRB I'm gonna grab popcorn.
Anyone remember when this shit hole had janitors to clean up messes like this thread?
I live in Northeast Philly. How do I get invited to a Bam Mansion Party? I want to see if this is legit.
>>69985537
Who's more JUST? The JUST, or the JUST who follows him into the thread?
good for him, he's livin' the life
>>69985666
I'm not defending Bam, I'm calling you a faggot for posting this stupid bullshit and acting like it was some big deal. Even F list celebs use their fame to fuck young pussy and get money, someone ALERT THE FUCKING PRESS!
>>69985260
>"you fuckin one bridge having piece of shit city"
B A N T Z
I know a girl who was totally obsessed with him and actually met him one time. Apparently he said that she could fuck him but her husband got mad and refused to let her cuck him and she got pissed enough to get divorced and she's held a grudge against him ever since.
>>69985260
Bill actually loves Philly irl. He talked about it in a recent podcast after he played a sold out show at the Wells Fargo Center.
>>69985666
Stay eternally shitter-shattered, OP
>>69985703
OP here. Same. My Bam JUST post is clearly gaining traction. It's making my night watching the bubbles burst and the triggers pull
>>69985809
you seen Bam lately senpai?
>>69985878
He might love Philly but that doesn't make everything he said about Philly wrong.
>>69985884
man I'm not even slightly mad or offended. I'm genuinely surprised no one wanted to come in here and talk shit on bam margera
oooooooooOooooo
my name is ryan dunn and I will haunt this board
until my skatepark is built
ooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo
>>69985933
Yes, you seen Corey Feldman recently? He does the same shit. No one cares, it's not a big deal. There will always be sluts looking for a come up and dudes willing to fuck them.
>>69985993
fuck off junkie
>>69985282
lmao
>>69985518
triggered?
>>69985988
I'm down to talk shit about him, but the reasons listed in OP are not valid ones to give the fat fuck shit.
>>69985184
i lived in Point breeze and at 17th and diamond up north.
how about you brother?
>>69984653
Where do you think you are, faggot? That sounds awesome
>>69986032
fishmouth?
>>69985959
We have 4 bridges connecting to New Jersey and multiple other bridges within the city.
So he's wrong about the "piece of shit one bridge having city" which is the most famous quote from the sperg out.
>>69985988
>talk shit on bam margera
talk shit about what? that hes famous? has money? by your admission, gets little girls to pay HIM to suck his dick? THATS what you want to talk shit about? i mean yeah hes nuts. hes went off the deep end and now hes transforming into his dad, but you cant make fun of a guy who can do that kind of shit
>>69985465
Whoa... You sound like such a cool guy.
>>69986066
you seen the video of him crying about Ryan "Done"
>>69986184
>>69986182
>mfw this is actually what sad pussyless virgins think is cool
>>69985649
No way. OP has done coke and gotten blown by tons of girls. He is an extremely cool dude. Everyone on this board should be so jealous of his totally awesome life.
Will Andrew Schranburg be there?
>>69986298
you know whats real cool?divorce!
>>69985988
Why talk shit about Bam when you are far more retarded?
>>69986378
no but you can blow a line off of Ryan Dunn's corpse if you pay $50 extra
>>69985117
lol nigger you have no clue who you could be posting with
>>69986298
i dont think it sounds cool, my mature, very well versed in the sensual arts friend. i think its not something you can make fun of or talk shit about
>yeah man this guy has SEX
>fuck lets reckt him boys
im not really sure what your goal is
>>69986411
>he's retarded
you're wasting your time responding to a retard in a thread about Bam.
Pretty sure if you are going to make that argument then we're all retarded
>>69986506
>im not really sure what your goal is
the (you)s
>>69986490
its Ryan Dunn ghostposting
>>69985073
now that's what i call EDGE
Come on out, Bam. I know you're in here.
>>69985073
Ryan Dunn couldn't skate.
>>69986633
It's me, OP. I am Bam Margera. You won't believe me but I'm very high and me and my friends are going to use some of these responses on our new show.
Hey you guys? CKY is pretty funny.
South Philly here, i've chilled w Bam backstage a couple times at shows. Everyone from around here has some tenuous Bam story.
Man, he's aged like gravy over the last 10 years.
>>69986863
Haggard is amazing.
>>69987048
it's pretty good, reminds me of caddyshack
>>69984653
WOOOOOAAAAAOOOOHHHHHH
>>69985993
Friends don't let jackasses drink and drive
>>69985465
Holy shit dude that sounds so bad ass! Like seriously bro holy fuck! I can't believe someone this fucking epic is on a board full of loser neckbeards.
>>69984653
That's pretty much my end game so good for him
>>69987575
CAN YOU
>>69984653
>he just wants to fuck young girls
yeah and? all Earth Rockers do that you pleb
>Gets payed to have sex with young girls
>Didn't completely destroy his body like the other Jackass guys because he's a "pussy"
J-JUST am I right?
>>69986102
Somewhere up northeast :/
>>69984653
>making 17 year old girls pay YOU to fuck you
I think hes doing fine famalam
>>69987869
>Didn't completely destroy his body
what are you talking about? he's a wreck, he just doesn't have the brain damage Knoxville and Pontius have from too many hits on the head.
>>69987989
Yeah he's out of shape but that's because of drugs. I'd take being disgusting over having brain damage.
>earth rocker hasn't caught on as a meme outside of /tv/ and maybe /mu/
this stupid generation
>>69984653
Sounds like he's having more fun than I am.
>>69985621
>>69984653
>choses to live in Filthadelphia
All the dirt you'll ever need
>>69988038
I mean just listen them talk, it's just excruciating. Knoxville is probably gonna end up with dementia or parkinson's before he reach 60.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_gjeX30QEE
BITCHTITS
I
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remember
>>69984653
>he just wants to fuck young girls and stay relevant
Don't we all? Getting old sucks, man.
>>69988050
we dont care enough about bam to make him a meme
leave me with joey
>>69988207
Fucking sad. They sound like fucking teenagers in the special ed classes.
>>69988050
Why would you want normies to ruin a perfectly good meme?
>>69985993
RIP in pieces.
;_;
I never got the hate Bam gets.
I don't like his jackass personal but he's pretty chill in person.
Met him at mayhem fest at the susquehanna bank center in camden.
My friends and I were in the mosh pit with him at the 3rd stage.
Talked with him for like 5 min afterwards.
He's a nice guy, but this was back in '08.
>>69984653
>Getting girls to make line to let you fuck them, and you can pick, AND they pay twice for it.
>This is somewhat bad and you point with your finger because you are "now of X age"
The jealousy is real.
>>69984653
I meat bam before I was drunk in my friends town in PA and he drove by in his Lamborghini with a sunroof cut in covered in mud. We yelled hey bam and he gave us a thumbs up through the subroof. It was pretty funny but this was like 2004 so don't know if he is a creep now. I am so won't judge him.
>>69986700
He couldn't drive either
He put Philly on the map.
>>69984653
well it may not reflect his current position but it show exposes his trajectory
he is just falling lower and lower
>>69988050
we dont want normies ruining our memes tho
>>69988207
christ. they all sound slow. they sound and look like they have some issues with motor and speech functions. they kind of sound like theyre struggling pretty hard to enunciate and pronounce words correctly, like more efficient special needs children
>>69986700
You think that matter's to Bam? Everything he does it primarily to feed his own ego
i used to have a roommate who did this. granted, we didn't have a mansion or a VIP section, but he would make a big fucking tub of jungle juice and buy a whole rack of bottles and a keg and charge like 7 bucks entry for guys. girls got in free. the idea was entry fee covered your booze costs. i was underage at the time as i'm sure some other kids were.
we'd always make fun of him before the parties, but it always ended up being fun. a lot of people were willing to drop some cash to go to a party.
anyway, i'm not defending bam. i think he's a fag. but this is literally no different than dropping your money at some nightclub or any other celebrity "hosting" a party. pic very fucking related. almost every rapper/producer/prostitute does this.
>>69988050
I've seen it on /sp/ quite a few times.
>>69989199
>>69988326
lel eat shit abnormie scum *spills your books, pushes you into a locker, and sticks my tongue down the girl you have a crush on's throat as I walk away to an alt rock song*
>>69988803
>Philly's sports teams are so terrible that this is true
Fuckin BRUTAL.
>>69987931
ah yeah who else /northeastphilly/ here
>yfw this thread was created in the year 2003 and flung into the future by an evil sorcerer
>>69991225
I'm pretty sure 90% of the population has keggers where they charge at the door at some point in their life. I went to at least a hundred of them through high school and college. It's just the losers here who think such a thing is WILD AND CRAZY. I was going to $5 cup keggers when I was fifteen for fucks sake.
>>69984653
Can someone explain to me how he got famous in the first place. He was a second rate skateboarder, a second rate member of Jackass, and had notable otherwise.
>>69991225
>>69984653
As someone from the area, its pretty normal.
Maybe in other states shit is done differently, but Besides the $70 VIP shit, that is exactly how keggers work. $30 at the door is about 3 times too much, but still. Its not that weird, overall.
>>69991404
WELL FUCKING SORRY CHAD THUNDERCOCK WE CAN'T ALL HAVE HAD FRIENDS AND WOMEN AND FUN SOME OF US HAD TROUBLE SOCIALIZING AND DIDN'T GET INVITED TO THINGS LIKE THAT OR KISS GIRLS WHO WERE ALL SLUTS AND SHOULD FUCKING DIE ANYWAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING NORMIE BASTARD MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO TO NORMIECHAN OR WHATEVER WEBSITE FACETWITTER FUCKING DICKFACE WHO CARES AND STOP FUCKING WITH MY WEBSITE THAT IS MEANT FOR ME AND MY INTERESTS I'M SICK OF YOU TRYING TO PUT ME DOWN JUST BECAUSE ALL WOMEN ARE SLUTS AND WON'T HAVE SEX WITH ME FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD FUCK YOU TO DEATH I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT FUCKING BITCH PIECE OF SHIT
>>69991572
Literally nothing on Earth more funny than a triggered abnormie.
>>69984653
Report this to the police then?
Like jesus christ if he's doing something illegal report it.
This is what pisses me off about pedowood and other shit. People are not getting protection to reveal the truths of bad shit going on because SOME RETARDS think that people being anonymous is wrong when it could very well save many lives.
ASCENSION
MILLENNIUM
>>69991855
You fucking NARC faggot.
>Guy wants to have fun and party and other people want to party and have fun with him and are willing to pay of their own free will
>SOMEBODY CALL DA POLEECE!
You're like a 75 year old man sitting on his porch getting mad at kids having fun playing just because he's miserable and wasted his life. Kill yourself.
>>69991855
Anyone who ever calls the cops on a party should be forced to sit shotgun with Ryan Dunn.
>>69984653
I thought he was dead
>>69985684
holy shit i never realized how much he looks like don vito
fucking genes man
>>69991232
>alt rock song
what song to be precise?
>>69988319
>>69989411
wtf are you guys talking about... They sound like normal dudes having a spontaneous half conversation/half interview. If the camera wasn't there the conversation would probably be a lot more fluid and natural.
Knoxville always had that strong inflection in his voice and Pontius always seemed a little retarded (or, more likely, always purposely acts retarded)
>YO BROS I HEARD LIKE THIS TOTALLY COOL THING
>LIKE BAM MARGERA CHARGES MONEY AND STUFF TO HANG OUT WITH HIM ISN'T THAT LIKE TOTALLY LAME? I HAVE A GF
This might be the most embarrasing thread I've ever seen on /tv/
>>69992046
Some SICK Nickelback song about how cool I am probably.
Wait, do I have to play an instrument to be an Earth Rocker?
>>69985988
I'm drunk, but lol'd to this.
And yesterday I asked why I come here, but I did just break my sober streak.
>>69984653
>Bam thread
>not /wasted&wounded/ thread
Here is how I know that the OP is some Gen Z little faggot who's buttcrushed because Bam fucked his gf up the ass one night after she paid $70 bux. Do you honestly think you're going to get help here OP? I hope he fucks your girl again along with the rest of her little West Chester whore crew (because all bitches from the WC are slutty as fuck, it's in the water around there)
Philly ain't shit, you got cucked by fuckign Bam of all people. You're a fucking disgrace OP, you're probably not even fucking local because little fucking 5 year old girls in the tri state area have more balls and spine than you. Get the fuck out of here you fucking tourist.
Payback's a bitch, motherfu-WHOOOOAOHHOHHOHHHHH
>>69985993
Why people keep killing themselves like this.
>>69992345
underrated post
>>69984689
Go to bed, Hakeem or no desert tomorrow night
>>69984653
dumb /sp/ autist
dumb /sp/ thread
>be me
>pay $30 to go to Bam's blowout trapmansion soiree
>skip paying $70 to hang out with some aging skatefag, nothing more pitiful dude
>hang out in the lobby
>college babes exit the VIP section of Bam
>college babes be like he used to be so hot when I was 11 yrs old
>I chuckle. Me and my bros and college babes dog Bam out, the girld lmaoing hard
>ask did you get any drugs, they got some Molly
>we take the girls to a club, pop Mollies, fuck later that night
>thanks Bam
I BEND MY DICK TO THE BACK OF MY ASS
>>69991933
I was, sadly, just listening to that.
>>69992355
They're doing a public service
>>69985410
underrated
I would pay $100 for a chance to throw a rubber snake at Bam Margera.
I would pay $200 to do that.
>>69985117
Hi bam how are things going?
>>69984653
>M*ODS
>>69993368
killurself
>>69984653
>literally makes a living off of charging highschool and young college kids coming to his house to get a taste of "fame". In reality, he just wants to fuck young girls
Based as fuck honestly.
>everyone making fun of bam and wishing him ill health
can't you recognize the call for the wasted and wounded? he needs our help to build dunn's skatepark
>>69991572
wew
>>69984653
>BAM has always been the biggest fucking pussy.
Amen. RIP Dunn and his glorious beard.
Pontius isGOAT. Made the scorpion skit even more hilarious cause the dude never broke character and the HE DOES.
>>69994101
Don't worry, they'll get theirs. Paybacks a bitch motherfucWOOOOAHHH OHHH OHHHHHH
>>69985137
hot
>>69984653
>Alright so
>Anyway,
>Now,
>BUT.
>Of course
>So yeah,
you type like a fag
>>69985312
Bam pls go
wtf I thought Bam's life was JUST. sounds like he's living the life. I sexted two girls today and, I think, got catfished by one, and this has been the highlight of my life and female interaction.
I hope Bam and his friends ran a train on OPs girl. I hope they made her dress up like fucking Little Bo Peep first and had her scream "MY BFS A KEK MCDUCK" as they were railing her in the asshole
And I hope the $70 she paid to get fucked in the ass looking like Little Bo Peep came out of OP's wallet the day before
>>69985518
>>69985537
>>69985703
>>69986184
>>69987695
>redditors getting baited
>>69984653
Sounds to me like he is living the life.
My best friend died in a car accident four years ago. He's dead and gone. Iceland's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a skatepark.
You don't have be a musician to be an Earth Rocker. Andrew Stranberg is an Earth Rocker.
My other best friend is on heroin again. He's back in rehab for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one. Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, cause I hate every motherfucker, I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, sippin on drinks at the bar, chit-chatting with fucking nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.
I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank god Nikki wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black eye and prolly went to jail. She has a big mouth.
I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.
Payback's a bitch motherfu
Bam is a pretty cool guy. Plus Viva La Bam was one of the greatest shows ever.
>>69985375
Underrated Kek
>>69997640
WASTEEED AND
>set aside about a thousand dollars
>spend $30 every day going to his mansion parties
>spend all my time covertly digging a tunnel in his house
>make my own mini lair
>live down in the lair
>come up to socialize with party goers and to steal food and drinks
>eventually when the parties stop and Bam is at his lowest, that is when I start haunting him
It is the perfect plan.
Okay, so get this, alright, if he constantly has parties in his mansion, how come it isn't totally trashed by now, even from like simple wear and tear.
Yet, if it is a complete dump, how come anybody still wants to go there and party?
One would have to be a serious druggie not to care if everything is all filthy and shit.
So, he's running a crack house, essentially. That's the only logical conclusion.
>>69988511
>>69988583
I smelled Bam in a mosh pit but it was PRESENT YEAR MINUS TWELVE so he's cool
>>69997650
>Viva La Bam was one of the greatest shows ever.
But it actually wasn't. I mean I loved that shit when I was in junior high but if you revisit it now, all the shit is just so glaringly fake. You may still be able to enjoy it if you get off on nostalgia, but that's as far as it goes.
>>69991572
this is our anthem
>>69998009
>spend all my time covertly digging a tunnel in his house
Literally do what bam did to don vito in that one episode
>>69998109
I watched it yesterday. It's literally amazing.
It's okay to have your shitty opinions, but don't try to pass them off as facts.
the part that i find hardest to believe is that Bam has a mansion
>>69998109
>all the shit is just so glaringly fake.
so wait are you saying that Bam and his friends and family don't randomly go on big scavenger hunts and Mardi Gras road trips?
>>69998365
most of the shit is not fake. There are scrpted moments but you cant fake all of it.
Love the episode where they go to Transylvania and end up getting wine from a gift shop.
>>69985260
bill burr is the man
>>69998645
bill burr doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about half the time. He's legitimately idiotic and shouldn't be taken seriously.
>>69984653
you sound like such a fucking dudebro lol
>>69985117
lol fuck off Bam
>>69985465
Goddamn you make yourself sound like such a fucking faggot dude.
>>69998844
he said in many interviews that he talks out of his and lots of times will say "i dont know, fuck it, why are you listening to me anyways" at the end of his jokes
its not like he tries to pretend he knows everything
>>69999173
>calls someone a faggot
>unironically uses the word "dude"
kill yourself my man
>>69999301
>my man
irony, chap.
>>69999455
>irony
you are seriously retarded
>>69984653
Idk sounds pretty cool desu
>>69999499
don't forget your (you)
>>69984653
So he's doing what Corey Feldman already does?
>>69984653
>True story:
>Bam once asked me for a lighter outside of a bar in upstate NY.>
He was shitfaced but seemed like a decent guy.
>Shared some funny stories regarding his Jackass days.
>Apparently, most of the guys would pay Raab Himself to shit his pants on command when out at local bars.>
He would gladly oblige for around $60-$100.
>>69988207
isnt Knoxville doing leonardo voice in the new movie tho?
>>69985375
kek
>>69984653
Reminds me of pick related. His Corey's angels parties sound so fucking awful
>>70001355
when will they learn?
>>69985666
Very few people have defended Bam. Most are simply pointing out that being paid to have sex with young girls isn't exactly the low-point of Bam's life. Bam has been far more pathetic than this at numerous points in his life.
And most of the rest are simply calling you a faggot for thinking gossip about Bam is worth talking about. Finding dirt on Bam is like finding evidence that Graham Norton is gay. Everyone already fucking knows.
>>69984653
Im ten years younger than this mother fucker and I feel creepy as fuck at a party with highschool girls nowadays
I had this buddy in highschool who used to call Bam's show "Viva la Bamba".
I still fucking hate him for doing that.
Daily Reminder
>>70002613
also that fat pedophile don vito
>>69984653
>In reality, he just wants to fuck young girls
what a loser
>>70002701
JUST
>>69991572
tasty pasta new pasta??! good pasta
>>69984709
Damn, I wanna be like Bam.
what happened to the sheep?
>>69985465
>>69985537
>>69999173
Who are you guys and what are you doing on this website?
>>69984653
You should have greentexted that because you sound GREEN with envy!!
>>70001355
What the fuck is this?
>>69984653
none of this surprises me. he's obviously dunn goofd after dunns death. whats your point?
Is Bam still married to this bitch?
>>69985988
>talk shit on
Do you think this is /b/? You could have wrote this thread differently and it would have generated better discussion, instead you chose to write it like a teenager "Hey guys you wont believe this bam is such a pussy amirite guys charges people and shit fuq dat pussy". lame
>>69985117
You are a pathetic loser looking at famous people as if they were Gods. Do humanity a favour and kill yourself.
>>70004261
User has been banned for this post.
>>70004275
http://2paragraphs.com/2015/08/corey-feldman-charges-men-250-to-party-him-and-his-angels/
The only reason I recalled who the fuck was Bam Margera is because of how hard it is to forget such a stupid name.
>>69984653
So did you loan her the hundred bucks?
![Pattaya%2Bparty%2B%2Band%2Bgirls[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rGyJ4ZV.jpg "Pattaya%2Bparty%2B%2Band%2Bgirls[1].jpg")
>>70004584
$250 lol that's cheap. I think I'd rather spend that on a night out in Pattaya. At least the girls there will actually be allover you for the money instead of paying $250 to just stare at stuck-up, hired models and watching Corey reminisce about Ron Jeremy and the 80's all night.
Don Vito was literally the only good thing about Bam Margera.
RIP, you magnificent sex offender.
>>70004761
>jungle asians
literally the ugliest asians
>>70004761
what country is that and how many of them have dicks?
>>69984653
>I HAVE SOME EBIN DIRT ON LITERAL HUMAN GARBAGE.
>>70004836
>not liking Thai shemales
Are you a faggot or what?
>>69985666
>he's the skinnyfat kid that smoked and drank to show how cool he is to the others so he can fit in
meanwhile i was leading raids on Eredar
>>70004950
>>69984653
heard a story about steve-o literally doing the same shit. He just goes to parties to do drugs and thats about it.
This isnt really news op
Sounds like you're jelly
