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JAMES BOND PLAYED AS A WOMAN
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https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/may/24/jane-bond-gillian-anderson-next-007-twitter#comments

FIRST GHOSTBUSTERS NOW THIS? FUCKING STOP HOLLYWOOD! JESUS CHRIST STOP IT
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She's too old man
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>>69965611
So was Craig and Edris
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>>69965593
> Gillian Anderson (@GillianA)
>It's Bond. Jane Bond.

Why can't a woman still identify as "James", you labelist shitlady?
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>>69965699
Kill yourself
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>>69965593

good. this franchise needs to be put to sleep for 15-20 years at least. who knows maybe this will be part of the big hollywood bubble bust predicted by spielberg. what good can come out of such a bust... shit , idk, but i wish there was OC for a change. maybe something like a new american new wave of cinema like there was in the late 60s-70s.
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>>69965593
I honestly don't care anymore. I'm bitter Risico hasn't been adapted yet. I'll always have the bond novels.
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>>69965593

Tom will get it.

Then tumblr and the campus SJWS will get mad about the choice and whine and bitch and moan about the patriarchy influencing media, how our culture still spreads systemic racism, sexism, and that Tom is a cis gendered male who should check his privilege.

It'll be a big giant who-ha, I'll get into an argument with a feminist in my fine arts course, I'll present her with facts, she'll get triggered and I'll just sit by as everything goes to shit.

Rinse, repeat.
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>>69965593

Feminism infiltrated Hollywood long time ago, we need nuclear holocaust or alien invasion!
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>white
no thanks. white women are barely below white men on the privilege scale. this part needs to go to a minority.
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If it's bad, don't go see it. Don't talk about it. Don't even think about it.
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>>69965853
This desu
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>Getting mad over what gender/race plays a part in a movie.

You guys are SJWs yourselves.
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>>69965911
Drown yourself cuck.
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I'd rather have her than a nigger to be quite honest familia
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>>69965853
Thiss
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>>69965911

No, we just want to feed our testosteron spikes with action heroes not politicaly corect heroines. Gtfo neckbeard scum!
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>>69965797
Would Hiddleston even want the role? I'd have thought he'd be wary of being trapping in multiple film contracts after MCU.
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>>69965911
>wanting someone who fits the role and character

Yeah, totally SJW, completely comparable with people (such as the Guardianistas in the comments of OP's link) that want Idris Elba BECAUSE he's a nigger or Gillian Anderson BECAUSE she's a cunt.
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>>69965672
Craig wasn't too fucking old when he started, and I've never supported Idris.
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>>69965593

I'm fine with this in the same circumstance that I'm fine with Idris Elba -- if she isn't meant to be the same character but is a new agent taking up the mantle of 007.

Gilliam Anderson is the shit so whatever.
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>not wanting a sassy black woman as a Jamie LaBond
y'all raciss or sumthin?!?
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>>69966282
Neck yourself cuck
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Bond is a white male character.

Hollywood is going full retard now. There will be a backlash eventually.

PS Idris should be the next Lara Croft
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Gillian Anderson?! AS BOND?!?!?!

I`m am SOOOOOO cool with that. And I`m a traditionalist as far as bond goes.

I never would have considered her because I never knew she was interested.

I hope it all works out.

So... Suggestion time everyone: For just J alone Ive got:

Jane Bone
Jennifer Bond
Josephine Bond
Jemima Bond
Jamie Bond
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>>69965593
clickbait shit. It will never happen.
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>>69966359
Is this from the comments in the Guardian?

Jacqui Bond
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>>69965593

Daily reminder that feminism is getting stronger day by day.
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>Name's Bond....Jane Bond
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>>69966382
>clickbait shit.

Um... you realise this is the Guardian, probably the most well-respected publication in the world, right?
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>>69965853
this
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>>69965593
>Not Emily Blunt

Dropped.

Actually Gillian Anderson is pretty good, would prob still watch.
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>>69966436
>the Guardian, probably the most well-respected publication in the world, right?

The guardian is a feminist outlet.
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>>69966343
Gas yourself,Pleb.
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>>69966436
reposting tweets and speculating isn't journalism desu
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>>69966475
No its not. It's a shit media outlet but it's not a feminist tabloid
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It's a Sony property, so judging by the utter retardation I'm anticipating that they're going to do something really stupid like this.

Did you guys know that Amazing Spider-Man 3 was going to be an animated feature in two parts, Sinister Six was going to gross two billion easily, and that Spider-Man vs. The Amazing Spider-Man was in the works?
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>>69966436
>most well-respected publication in the world

No such thing. All newspapers are considered SJW propaganda trash nowadays. And that's what they are, especially crap like Guardian that delete every non-SJW comment because it's "against their guidelines".
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>>69966561
>not letting me scream at cunts and niggers in their comments section is just another form of racism

Poor dear thing.
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>>69966511

Tabloid not, but feminist for sure.
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>>69966511
Not him but it patently is, obviously that's not all they spout but the Guardian has an anti-male agenda.
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>>69966589

Strawman.
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>>69965797

>phoneposter
>Steven Universe

Fuck off.
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>>69965853

Remember the days when voting with your wallet, and not supporting things you don't like was a reasonable and respectable way to approach something?
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>>69966623
>He recognises a shitty cartoon from that picture

Fuck off and take the phoneposter with you
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>>69966622
Nah, just mockery, bud. Just mockery.
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>>69966664
Nope, hasn't been like that so long as the internet has existed
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>>69966670

In his defense, Tumblr Universe's artstyle is pretty damn recognizable given how fucking atrocious it is.
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>>69966622
>m-muh serious debate tactics

why don't you peseudointellectual redditors ever just come to terms when you're getting laughed at?
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>>69966664
>Remember the days when voting with your wallet

Women do vote with their wallet and support things that lead to less men and more women.

Women love to bash men whenever they can.
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I actually think a female bond is cool. As long as they let her be as promiscuous as bond and don't turn her into a feminist poster child.
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We just had SPECTRE. Now you want to reboot the franchise again? With the same stories n' shiet? Just like Spiderman?
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Well that was fast.
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>>69965593
>have the rights to james bond.
>make a female 'jane bond'
>after butchering james bond for over ten years.
>Cast gillian fucking anderson.

We could have had a badass CIA felix movie, but nooooo.
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>>69967207
I hope she pegs a lot of white men and then gets dominated in bed by a BBC
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The name's Bond...
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>Gillian Anderson

This would be so much more appealing if they were trying to sell this as a Bond "spin-off" in the same universe rather than LOL WOMEN CAN B BOND 2! XD and if it didn't seem so tied to all the smug e-feminist bullshit.

I'd be ok if she used "007" (though I'd prefer she used a different number) but at least give her a fucking original name.

>Jane Bond

fuck off
Even if the story was that she was his daughter (which would still be fucking retarded) at least she'd be a technically original character instead of a feminized version of an existing one.
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>>69966734
I saw 1 episode of that and i didn't recognized it.
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>>69967118
She's not wrong.
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>>69967118
who would have a problem with this? unisex sporting competitions would be hilarious.
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>>69967865
http://www.thelocal.se/20130116/45646
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>>69967865

Only if you're deluded and think that she won and not the horse.
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>>69967950

German soccer world champs (cunts) were beaten by boys and by seniors (grandpas).
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I will literally burn hollywood down if they cast a female Bond
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>>69965593
If it's done correctly it'll be fine. Don't make her weak or reliant on others. She must be just as capable as the other bonds but not actively push "IM A WOMAN NOTICE HOW GOOD I AM".

If it's bad don't go see it
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>>69967865

There's a few grains of truth in what she says but for the most part yes, she is completely wrong.
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>>69965593

Emily Blunt stars at the bisexual transgender MI6 agent 007, AKA James Bond (birth name Jane).

Love interest: Michael Fassbender
Q: Paul Dano
M: Laurence Fishburne
Villain: Emma Watson

BOOK IT
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If she's not a redhead, and she doesn't revert the facial surgery she's had done, then I don't care.

Scully or nothing.
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Why does James Bond need to be English?

Isn't that tradition tacitly condoning or reinforcing the idea of borders and nation states which we enlightened 2016ers know to be the root cause of all evil?
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>>69968096
>Q: Paul Dano
I like it, sounds like an instant classic.
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>>69968205
Because Bondis an MI6 agent?
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>>69968066
No, you won't. You'll shitpost from your parents' basement like always.
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Jesus christ i fucking hate everything
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>>69968222

Are the producers married to that idea though?
Xhe could be from any country's secret intelligence agency.
It's not like most of the movies take place in UK anyway.
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isn't it about time for a muslim james bond? i mean we're almost halfway through the current year.
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>>69965611
LEAVE GILLIAN ALONE REEEEEEE!
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>>69965611
>>69965672
So then what SHOULD Bond's age be?
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>>69968050
same thing happened with the Brazilian women's team awhile back. They played the national 17U boys team, and got destroyed something like 6-1.
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>>69965593
>she gets it
>twitter explodes with support for her chanting down with patriarchy
>year and a half of shooting/.production
>movie is a failure day 1 because most tumblrinas would have to buy two seats at a cinema
>no bond sex scene or suave alpha bar scenes
>daniel craig is invited to opening screenings

I want to believe, Scully
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MOMMY!
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>>69965593
Why do they want male roles? Surely turning women into men is not the desired outcome of the people pushing this the hardest...?

Are they retarded or something? Why not make her another agent or whatever?
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>>69965593
It's just an actress retweeting a fanmade bond poster with her in it and saying she would accept it if it ever happened, the hell are you people twisting your panties about?
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>>69968205
George Lazenby was Australian. On Her Majesty's Secret Service is one the best Bond films. He could've had a great career as Bond if he hadn't fucked up, and came out as part of the counter culture back then.
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huh
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>>69965853
But I don't want to be a racist/misogynist in the eyes of Twitter and Tumbler!
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https://vine.co/v/iEPEHQ7Xzbw
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>>69968508

how is this possible
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>>69967865
>biology don't matter
>it's actually le social construct!

every SJW argument ever
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>>69968350
30 and over
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You wouldn't make a white Shaft or a male Lara Croft. Why would you do this?
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>>69968630
to even the playing field. it's all about the kyriarchy, my man.
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Who actually gives a shit about 007 movies? This series should have been put to sleep a long time ago
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>>69968563
?
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>>69968630
But they did make a male Lara Croft.
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>>69968872
>>69968630

is funny because Lara Croft is the answer to indiana jones, and nathan drake is the answer to lara croft.
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I love gillian, but this meme needs to end.
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It's just a stupid rumor and no way would it actually happen, but the fact that people are so *excited* over this is what pisses me off. The people who are excited over this are James Bond fans, or even movie fans, but just a bunch of weenies who demand "progressive" roles like this for the sake of it. James Bond is a man, that's one of his character features. He's a man's man, a real masculine human male who does man things.
I would be fine with some kind of female equivalent of James Bond, Agent 004 or something working in the same agency with James Bond. She would be a femme fatale, but on the good side. She would use her femininity on her advantage like James Bond uses his masculinity.

Even the new Ghostbusters are not straight up genderbent versions of the originals and I'm thankful for that. Nobody would believe the fat chick is the new Ray Stantz, or the yellow goggles girl is the new Egon. They may be fucking up Ghostbusters for good, but at least they're 99% retarded and not 100% retarded.
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>>69968630
The reason why they made Shaft in the first place is every action hero had been white before that you fucking idiot. i know it's hard for you're 17 year old brain to comprehend but there was actually a time that your parents probably remember when there were zero black people on tv
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>>69968508
>ywn be that banana
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>>69965593
>you will never suck GIllian Anderson's tits while she jerks you off

why live
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>>69968940
>The reason why they made Shaft in the first place is every action hero had been white before that you fucking idiot

What are you talking about? There was a whole wave and genre of black action heroes back then. Blaxploitation, hello?
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>>69965593
How many more failed Twitter campaigns and articles about it do we need before people realize nobody gives a damn

>Elsa should be gay, Twitter says
>Star Wars should have gays, Twitter says
>Captain America should turn gay, Twitter says
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>>69969024
What are YOU talking about? Shaft is the beginning of blaxploitation you fucking idiot. Don't pop off acting like you know anything about shit that's 30 years older than you are when you're clearly totally fucking clueless.
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>>69966589
>non-sjw means screaming at cunts and niggers
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>>69968985
>why live
because we can dream of it at least
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Shit like this makes it seem like women can't hold the audience on their own. I'm no feminist, but I find this awfully sexist towards women as if women can only succeed when riding the tailcoats of men's success. I'm not only against of shit like this because of shitty pandering to audience that doesn't exist, but also because I believe and know women can star in new movies and make it a big deal. Alien and Terminator, for example.
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it's too late
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>>69969162
You are wrong, Shaft is not even 20 years old you faglord
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0162650/

Go spread your blepformation to plebbit.
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>>69965593
Too old. Not British/Irish/Scottish.

Terrible. A Sersh or Emma Watson Bond would get me hard though.
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>People only want to see the male-lead casted movies

Well, maybe if ANY advertising media shone a single clue on what the fuck Joy was about other than "Jennifer Lawrence" then maybe that'd change.
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>BOND JANE BOND

she will suffocate the bad guys with her knockers
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>>69969302
>Not British/Irish/Scottish.
neither was Lazenby.
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>>69968096
Honestly I'd be okay with a female Bond if it was Emily Blunt.
She's actually not bad at emulating male attitude and behavior, so she could basically be James Bond in the body of a hot qt.
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>>69969070

So far they always got what they wanted.

>Men should be assumed guilty and prove their innocence, Twitter says
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What would she even do?
Wear skirt suits and high heels on the roof of a train?
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>>69969302
>Emma Watson Bond

I believe I'd actually pay to see that, and the last time I paid money for something Bond-related was when I bought Goldeneye.
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>>69965593
why are people bothered? we've been through 24 fucking Bond films now and we won't be stopping soon
we'll have Gillian Anderson for like three films and then go back to a white guy
and then when we reach Bond 75 we'll look back and think "huh, remember when Bond was a woman?"

it really isn't super important in the long run
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>>69965593
actually i dont give a damn about Bond movies but if this happen i definitely go to see it.
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>>69968356
Same with the US national women's team getting destroyed 8-1 or something by a male youth team.

Ladies when will they learn?
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>>69966416
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>>69965593
>The Guardian
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>>69969285

you gotta be some special kinda stupid
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>>69969766
>they make female Bond
>bond fans see through this pandering shit and won't watch the movie, the fans who made Bond big deal for all these years
>the supposed progressive fans won't be making enough money because, you know, they're not Bond fans
>movie fails
>studio fat cats think "Hmm, maybe people are tired of James Bond" and that will be the end of Bond movies for good

It has already happened with video game devs too stupid to abandon their real audience. Look what happened with DmC. Gladly movies producers know who their target audience is.
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>>69970026
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I'd watch that.
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>>69970012
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>>69969983
>Filthy Frank
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>>69969766
>and then go back to a white guy
The world doesn't work like this.
First there's a female Bond.
Then there's a black Bond. Then a black female Bond and a transsexual Muslim Bond etc.
You give these people a finger and you'll be lucky if they stop at the hand.
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>>69970026
>Female Bond seduces the other sex as much as male Bond so progressive fans boycott the movie because it supports male gaze and shit
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>>69966359
jewsdidthis Bond
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>>69965593
Honestly before they decided on brosnan they were considering sharon stone as a female bond. Literally nothing new.
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LETS JUST FUCK UP EVERY QUALITY CINEMATIC SAGA IN EXISTENCE FOR THE SAKE OF """EQUALITY"""

FUCK HERITAGE AND FUCK LEGACY

YES I MAD
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>>69970212
>The paranoid spokesman sees the fate of conspiracy in apocalyptic terms - he traffics in the birth and death of whole worlds, whole political orders, whole systems of human values. He is always manning the barricades of civilization. He constantly lives at a turning point.
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>>69970311
>james bond
>having quality since the 80s

pls leave
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>>69968350
At the bare minimum, 30-35.

He's supposed to already have years if not decades of experience. Having anyone younger than that, man or woman, wouldn't seem right.
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>>69970422
>"If homosexuality becomes socially acceptable then pedophilia will be next."
>"YOU'RE JUST A PARANOID SPOKESMAN!"
http://www.salon.com/2016/05/17/im_not_a_monster_a_pedophile_on_attraction_love_and_a_life_of_loneliness/
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>>69965593
>An american playing bond
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>>69970311
>QUALITY CINEMATIC SAGA

It's James Bond m8. Suit, gun, crazy guy taking over the world, at-least-notionally attractive chick, bang-bang pow, credits. It's reskinned capeshit for fuck's sake.
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>>69970611
this

this is the biggest crime
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>>69966664
YEAH WELL YOU KNOW WHAT WAS ALSO DONE IN THE PAST YOU SEXIST SCUM? APARTHEID
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>>69970119

SHIT FUCK
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>>69970597
>giving a fuck about celibate pedophiles

kek. You couldn't have done a better job proving my point if you'd tried.
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>>69965593
yes please
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>>69970979
Too old. Pic related superior.
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>>69967865
She is wrong
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>>69970611
>>69970635
her parents are english and shes been living in the uk since txf ended
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>>69965593
Not going to happen Sony will retain the rights and Craig or Mendes or both will return for Bond 25.

I would be down for Gillian but the jump but Agent Scully wasn't the most action packed rolls.

They had the perfect chick to play a female Bond in Gemma Arterton but they already killed her in Quantum.
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>>69971065
>superior
in terms of what? feminist points?
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>>69968940
>there was actually a time that your parents probably remember when there were zero black people on tv
Pretty jealous desu senpai
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>>69971065
LOL too much of a headache to deal with in a major studio production.

Also rail thin
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>>69971144
In terms of not being too old to play an active MI6 field agent. I love Anderson and she's still very hot and I wouldn't at all mind if she wanted to give me one of Mummy's special kisses but she's pushing fifty.
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>>69966416
>this gets approved
>mfw i become ceo by claiming i'm a woman in man's body
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Alright. I don't want a woman Bond. But in the scenario this HAD to happen I'd be fine with it being Gillian.

I was fine with female Ghostbusters being a thing in theory, until I saw the cast and died.

But who am I kidding, if they cast a fem Bond they'll go further and make it a mudslime.
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>>69965672

>craig
>bond
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as long as it is set in the cold war era and doesn't take itself seriously like man from uncle.
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>>69971565
But man from uncle took itself far less seriously than your average Bond movie.
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>>69971608
I mean man from uncle as the example.
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I'm down
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>>69971444
>I'd be fine with it being Gillian
Until the film starts and 'Bond' gets into the inevitable fistfight with some bald 7 foot tall Russian. Then the female Bond thing falls apart.
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I have no issue with a female 00 agent. But 007 is sacred. By all means have a female agent in that universe, but don't try and sell it as a female James Bond.
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>>69971913
>007 is sacred

Reading this gave me that thing where you can't tell where the pity ends and the contempt begins.
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>>69965938
>>69966343
>>69966489
Love eachother pls friendos
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>>69966010
Loki, as a villain, isn't showing up for every film - he's only been in three, and while he'll definitely be in Thor 3, his involvement in Infinity War might be small. Plus they only make a Bond movie every few years. It might create some conflicts, but it's not insurmountable. Not like taking a TV job.
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>>69971966
It's a number ingrained in society, literature and film with James Bond. A man with well defined characteristics and history.
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>>69971124
sony is the reason fem ghostbusters is a thing
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>>69971966
>you can't tell where the pity ends and the contempt begins.
i bet the germans have a word for this
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>>69970026
>Look what happened with DmC.
They went back to regular Dante?
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>>69971715

GILF.
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I love Gillian Anderson so I'd be completely okay with this.
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>>69968390
>>movie is a failure day 1 because most tumblrinas would have to buy two seats at a cinema
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>>69965593
I don't mind a female bond, but it creates two problems that I hope the producers will be able to tackle head on. And tackling it head on will really anger SJWs, so.

The first is that the Bond movies have sexual undertones and it is a tool in them that sexuality is used as a tool. Jane Bond should reflect this.

The second is that the position of 007 is ethically controversial, which is one of the main themes of the series. James Bond should be kind of a horrible person, that only ever works to protect the status quo, which is not necessarily always a good thing, and this is one of the main premises of the franchise, in all of its cartoonness. Jane Bond should reflect this.

Basically, don't make her into Captain Janeway and don't make her into Barbarella, and it's fine by me.
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literally the best choice
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>>69968508
>>69968563
>>69968838
>>69968947

we'll never know
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>>69974599
The names Bald. James Bald
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I would be okay with a female bond.
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>>69974680
2/10 you tried
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Seduction and sex is an essential part of bond

A woman can't be a player, it doesn't make sense
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Why does this board always get triggered by gender swapping shit? I seriously don't get it.
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>>69971868
its never believable

who could have endless stamina like bond does?

i prefer witts to physical combat anyway
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the names bond
scarlet bond
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>>69974777
>a woman can't be seductive and sexy

uhh.........
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>>69971868
Yeah because its sooo much more believable when a tiny daniel craig does it in his tux.
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I think Alexis Denisof would be a brilliant Bond. He was supposedly in the running alongside Craig but ultimately wasn't chosen since he's American. He spent years in England though and his accent is flawless.
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>>69974826
skeletor pls go
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>>69965611
My initial thought as well but it'd could work if they cut way down on the action and made it an old school spy movie. Gillian's voice is so sexy it might be possible.
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>>69974801
because girls are dumb and have cooties
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>>69974801
Because it's obviously being done for the sake of pandering, also, people like characters' legacy to keep existing, not be forcibly changed for the sake of diversity.
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christian bale should have been bond imo
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>>69966666
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>>69974841
She can, but in women it's seen as a weakness rather than a strength. Women hate the idea of another woman undercutting their sexual market value, so they shame and intimidate loose women.
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>>69974987
not him but how does the legacy change if they only change the gender?
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>>69975038
Because it's part of the identity of the character.
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just pick idris already. fuck.
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>>69975119
The identity of the character is always changing though. Sean Connery was completely different from the book Bond.
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>>69975033
Yeah, no. Women's identity in history has almost always been about how they use their sexuality as a strength. It's like a classic trait.
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>>69975384
That's nowhere near as big as a change as a whole genderswap. That's grounds for being a completely new character.
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>>69974987
Who is it pandering to? In this case, it seems to pander to fans of Gillian Anderson. I'm not sure how that's an issue.
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>>69975454
>Who is it pandering to?
The loudmouths who want all of the big, popular male heroes to be women. It's empowering/free progressive points for them. It's like all the people who want more trans people in movies, or all the people who complained that the latest oscars had no black people nominated.
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>watching james bond
well, there's your problem
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>>69965593
I'm 100% on board with this idea.
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>>69975508
That's not really the case here though.
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>>69965593
Angry video game nerd be like
>"I refuse to watch this as well".

hahaha fucking dickhead
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>>69965593
shes way to damn old anyway.

I mean I love me some Gillian Anderson and all but James Bond still has to do action movie shtick. Who the hell would want a female bond if they were already approaching the age of decline era Roger Moore?
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>>69965593
If it ever boiled down to it. I'd rather see a white female play bond than a colored male.
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>Milf Bond

I'm ok with this
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>>69969285
I hope this is a joke
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>>69976757
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>>69976757
what a fucking whore
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>>69965593
She's a good actor, and this could make the movies more interesting (nothing can be worse thatn non-goldeneye Bronsnan movies). A lot of the bond movies have him being a macho womanizer, so it would be nice to see if she applies "kunoichi-like" techinques to do her job too
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>>69968292
Sick burn
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>>69966416
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>>69965593
Will she still have a hot bond girl?

If so, interested.
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>it's a /tv/ gets triggered by something that doesn't even happen episode

You guys are so easy
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YfW

>This is true
>First female bond

>Acts super tough need no man
>Tells white boys to fuck off
>Enemy is a white cis male who whores women and is a pimp. Also anti immigration

>Female bond falls for barbaric immigrant black man
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>>69977499

99 77. 99

Anyway imagine
>This white man framed these poor muslims so they look like rapists. Its fake. Refugees never rape women. White man made it up

Sex scene has female bond summit to black refugee and her white parner who loves her calls while she's taking it


Also Merkel clone is seen as amazing strong women allowint poor refugees into Germany
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Pls make this happen.
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>>69965593
How are they going to hide her cane in every scene
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next bond is certainly going to be either a woman or more likely a nigger, there is no point in making movies or tv shows or games with white male leads, white males are going to watch/buy it anyway so you need to draw in additional audiences, you do this by making the protagonist black or a woman
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>>69978249
wow.such brilliance,you should write for snl.
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>>69978691
I do
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>>69965593
>Gillian Anderson

disgusting

why dont they pick someone attractive and athletic
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>>69979026
that explains why its so shit lately then,kumquat.
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>>69979102
kys
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>>69965593
>not Emma Watson
They fucked up big time.
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>>69968096
>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
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>>69966359
I'll agree that if the part has to go to a woman, that it should go to her. It's gotten so bad, I'm just happy to see it's not ScarJo.
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>>69965672
Craig wasn't when he started, and women age like shit
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women always look weird in action scenes

shit's sucks m8
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>>69965672
u can be a good looking older guy and still fuck women.

older women only get fucked if they're rich and for their money. don't be fooled into thinking otherwise.
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>what is a suave, level headed, borderline alcoholic womanizer is now a level headed borderline alcoholic slut
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>>69979197
i love emma watson but she should stick to romcoms and historical films.
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>>69979373
lesbians can't be sluts
there are no weiners to make them unpure
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>Majority of Bond fans are males
>Lets make a film for the female minority fans
>The majority of the fans don't go see it
>Only the minority does
>wtf you misogynist pigs why did no one see our movie?
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>>69979652
because female action films havent been succesful in the past,oh wait.
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>>69979652
To be fair, a lot of men love Gillian Anderson. But I don't have much faith in our current PC, SJW culture to do a female Bond right.
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>>69965593
>alongside Tom Hiddleston, Idris Elba and Damian Lewis
yuck
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This franchise should've died long before it came to this.
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>>69979747
I'm a James bond fan, if she's cast I won't go see it
I'm a Tomb Raider fan, so I'll go see the new one
See the difference?
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>>69979922
>See the difference?
No not really. You fucking suck at analogies. Fucking /lit/-reject.
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Let's settle this

http://www.strawpoll.me/10302512
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You retards lose your shit over every rumor no matter how outlandish it is. I'm glad women trigger you.
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To me it's not about whether it should be a man or a woman, it's about the need to fuck with things for the sole purpose of fucking with things. A Tomb Raider movie with a guy playing Leonard Croft would be just as retarded.
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>>69979983
>he thinks strawpolls mean shit
kys my man
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>>69979957
You're retarded then, I'm a fan of James Bond, I go see Bond movies to see Bond, changing it will make me not want to see it, cause I go see it for Bond
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>>69968323

Yes, you ignorant fuckwit. The movies are based on novels, written by a man who was part of England's intelligence services during World War II. The character of Bond is half-Scottish, half-French, and if you'd seen ANY of the old Bond films, or paid attention during the new ones, you'd know that.

If they make Bond a woman, it's going to flop. If they make Bond an American, it's going to flop. If they made Bond Chinese, it's going to flop.

If they make Bond black, it'd still flop. And I LIKE Idris Elba.

Just like Ghostbusters is going to flop.
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>>69979957
Are you dumb? Anon said he has no problem with female roles. He likes Tomb Raider, even though she's a strong woman lead and he will continue liking Tomb Raider. I'm sure he wouldn't like Tomb Raider very much if they made her a man. They've made a similar character already that is like a male Tomb Raider. But he's not Tomb Raider, he's Indiana Jones.

Anon also says he likes James Bond, but will not continue liking James Bond if they turn him into a woman. They can make another character that is a woman spy, but not James Bond because James Bond is a white male. Maybe a spinoff, like 005 being a woman or something.
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I think you folks need to calm down with blaming everything on SJWs a little bit.

If there were ever to be a female Bond, Anderson's a great choice. If it was Jennifer Lawrence or someone like that, yeah, it'd be fucking awful. Just like Sue Perkins would make a great Doctor Who but that Scottish woman who's always on the UK panel shows and keeps talking about vags and periods would be a nightmare.

Honestly, I think there's a wealth of untapped creativity in women for TV and film, not every female-led project has to be a political fuckfest. Learn to distinguish the two.
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Friendly reminder that Fleming's Bond was a lot of things that movie Bonds have selectively ignored/ruined, including you're favourite one, and you're hypocritical autists.

After watching The Fall I think Anderson as Jane Bond would be entertaining as fuck.
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>>69966359
Kill yourself
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>>69980275
It is SJW bullshit because no Bond fan wants to see a woman play James Bond. Specifically James. Make another movie about a super British spy with Anderson in the lead, I'll go see it. I like her. Christ, make a spin-off with her being another double-0. Hell, make it like she's 009, and she was Bond's backup and the movie is her dealing with the direct aftermath of Bond's reckless rampages throughout foreign towns.

I like Blade, I would be upset if they had Blade played by a black woman or white guy.

Could you imagine if they took Storm and made her a black guy? People would FLIP THE FUCK OUT about patriarchy and shit.
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>Sony

Do these people ever learn? It's comical.
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>>69974777
Bond is often a genderbent Mata Hari. This post is irrevocably retarded.
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Why don't they just make spin-offs in the Bond franchise with other Bonds?

Call it the Bond Cinematic Universe
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