>You're an asshole. Get the fuck out. Fuck you
BASED KEVIN
https://twitter.com/abcsharktank/status/734111531902902272
>>69955339
lmao
>>69955339
>those tears welling up in his eyes
That fucker cut him deep.
>>69955339
>on the verge of crying
>>69955339
Future PM of Canada.
>>69955605
canada is done
you don't elect a commie pussy like Trudeau and then go to a free-market fiscal conservative like kevin
My post will be presented under the hypothetical situation that this wasn't staged like every other reality show:
Why do these fuckers go in to the SHARK TANK and act like pompous assholes? Like what a moron, thinking anyone would take him after disrespecting one.
>>69955339
>I don't feel bad
>>69955746
I don't know, like, maybe he thought it would come off as funny since Kevin's greedy deals and nicknames like the "undertaker" have become a running joke?
>>69955746
They were all out already.
He had been acting like a prick since he walked in
He's a fucking punjab curry eating faggot. If you ever go into business you'll realize they are by far the worst race on the planet. smelly like beaners, mean like niggers, and cheap swindlers like jews
>>69955746
I think the biggest problem here was that his intent was "not to make money." Yeah he was an asshole to Kevin, but do you really want to say "Oh, I don't want to make money" to a group of fucking INVESTORS?
>>69955605
>>69955684
>literally thinking Kevin is anything but a retard and Trump wannabe
>>69955798
Honestly as long as it wasn't a total jew deal I'd probably go in angling for Kevin. He's the richest besides Mark. But mark is meme money. Kevin is the real deal
>>69955684
>commie pussy
you mean pussy magnet
>>69955339
>this guy is going to be running Canada in a few years time
Fuck yeah. Him and trump will turn this continent into a world superpower
>>69955955
wait
is this legit?
one day north american will be an superpower
> Maxime Bernier, a Quebecois Conservative politician, attacked Kevin O'Leary for his statements, calling him a "tourist"[78] for not being able to speak French and wanting to be Prime Minister.
Is this how canadians really think?
I wouldn't mind voting for him if I was Canadian.
>>69955339
Hype as shit when I was watching it. Cubes was already cutting him deep calling him a fraud but Kevin losing it on him was amazing.
>>69955798
>maybe, like
>or, like
>um, like
>ya, like
You talk like a retarded "valley girl".
>>69955819
Everybody in India/Pakistan/Bangladesh are literally the same.
Don't fool yourself into thinking you're any different, or better.
>>69956731
thefuck are you talking about
>>69956067
No, it's how Quebecois think.
>>69956789
You're not fooling anybody, Pajeet.
here is the website of that entrepreneur, based Marc was on the money, the things the scam and the fucking leaf bought it
http://pavlok.com/hello.php
>americucks blur the mouth
wew
>>69955955
Then we conquer the lesser countries in the south and exterminate all the mongrels. We appoint white leaders or let the rich white people take control of their countries, but only if they are loyal to us.
I wanna fuck Lori so bad.
>>69955903
Trudeau is a huge dumbass, trump tier. He gives off that same "dumbest kid in class winging a presentation" vibe. Constantly makes gaffes and stupid quips
He's literally the epitome of the SJW chad, looks good so women love him, plays up to it by promising to fulfill their feminist fantasies
>>69957046
>hello.php
lmao is this 1998?
>Have you ever drank a glass of black rhinoceros blood? Of course not, I was just being colloquial to start this story with an anecdote. The first time I had a glass I was in South Africa, taking a celebratory drink in Johannesburg after completing a successful hunt. You see, in South Africa they don't hunt lion, or elephant. We hunted a more dangerous game: the kaffir, or black man. I finally had a 7 year old boy cornered in an Oingo Bongo merchandise warehouse when the thoughts passed through my mind: Should I pull the trigger? Can I ever come back to who I was before this moment? I pulled the trigger, made my first 100 million dollars. Mr. Johnson, this is something you need to ask yourself: can I pull the trigger on this deal and make thr right choice? 10% funding for 85% ownership and prima nocte rights to your daughters.
>>69955903
>Pussy magnet
You mean pussy faggot
>>69957745
Whats bad with being a member of the brotherhood of steel?
>>69955783
cheer up kev!
>>69955903
He looks like he'd be a bottom.
Let me give you some advice. Do not go into retail. It is a savage place. Last year I invested in the toy business KinderKids. If my marketing specialists did their job you have never heard of them. You see I was competing for retail space with Mattel. To flush me out they replaced the plastic we used with lead. Over a thousand children died. Like I said, it is a savage place. Of course in response I used my influence with Mattel to have all children's products shipped with one adult Brazilian Wandering Spider. The casualties are are still climbing to this day. When I look at you I do not see someone capable of making these kinds of tough business decisions.
And for that reason, I'm out.
>>69955339
;_;
its okay k-kevin desu
you w-were right he was just an asshole
>>69957595
>10% funding for 85% ownership and prima nocte rights to your daughters.
>As a young child I saw my Mother relentlessly beaten by my Father. I can still recall hearing her muffled screams through the walls of my bedroom as I lay trying to fall asleep. Some nights were worse than others, but I remember the mornings my Grandmother would take me to school because my Mother couldn’t be seen in public. She would wear sunglasses and long sleeve shirts for weeks while the bruising and swelling slowly healed around her eyes and arms. I never understood how something as simple as an overcooked meal or spilt glass of wine in the living room could send my Father into these inexplicable fits of rage; not until this very moment. Not until I saw your presentation. You are the stain on my fathers Afghan rug and I see no club soda nor salt to scrub you away. For an investment of 250,000 dollars I will retain 92% of your company with a lifetime of royalties and if you even for one second glance in Lori’s direction, I will personally crucify each of your children.
>>69958724
>>69958613
>>69957595
Do you think Kevin reads these and cries himself to sleep?
>>69955339
Wait I am confused what was the product, and why did the guy not want to do business with Kevin?
>>69958850
He was an anti-semite
>>69957217
Land of the free.
>Have you been to Israel? Well I have and I can tell you now it's a simple and brutal place. I've only been there once but my visit bequeathed upon me an epiphany. I was granted permission to observe a Palestinian eviction with an elite Mossad unit, top of the line soldiery really. I watched as they lined they tried to storm a Palestinian home, an entire squad rushed in and almost as soon as the last man entered, the entire home exploded. The last Mossad agent who entered crawled out, his lower body torn off, his blood pooling out into the streets and I watched him choke on his own guts and die in that unclean street. I was quite anti-semitic then as I am now, so I could only think 'The only good Semite is one who is past his expiry date, I envy that man." Your idea is for all intensive purposes that Mossad agent and for that reason I'm out.
this nigga crying lolol
>>69959320
Kevin, don't feel bad!
>*sniff* i don't feel bad....
>>69957595
>prima nocte rights to your daughters.
makes me laugh every time
Ever been to Russia? Don't care. In Yekaterina there exists a house where the Romanov dynasty was gunned down. Now, there's the official story of what happened with the bodies and what really happened. You know how Catholics use saint's bones to found a church? The Romanov's bones became relics for royal movements. And I think you stumbled upon one in your presentation, because that was a royal fuckup. $100,000 for 95% and weekly blowjobs from a family member of my choice.
God that guy is a joke. Pretends like he some kind of professional and then starts swearing and shouting.
No wonder the guy didn't want to do business with him
>>69958850
He literally just didn't like him.
>>69955903
MALE BIMBO
HE'S A HIMBO
>"Perhaps my colleagues and yourself are unaware but I spend a significant amount of time in Athens. The cradle of democracy, birthplace of knowledge and the spawn of great delicacies. More specifically, I spend my time in the Great Academy to converse with my enlightened peers and gain insight into the nature of man. One day a man clearly not of sufficient virtue gained entrance to the premises and the following events I can assure you I was privy to. This man who clearly did not belong, entered this great academy where the greatest minds of the last five centuries came to exchange ideas, and began to violently defecate in the halls. Now I've seen all types of defecation, you observe these kinds of things in my profession. But his defecation was a consistent sludge, akin to a fire extinguisher but with the appearance of curry, spraying over the marbled halls of this great center. I asked myself "What would I do if I was a marbled floor, being exposed and covered in this moderately warm, odorous fecal matter? Could I withstand that which normal men could not undertake?" Well today that question has been answered and this answer is no, and for that reason I'm out.
>Its a Robert has autism episode
>>69957046
Didn't this get loadsamoney on indiegogo/kickstarter recently?
>>69958818
To be honest, he's probably honored. Its pretty much like the business version of Chuck Norris quotes.
>>69955746
I dont think its fake, based on what we know they are honestly investing their money into real businesses but they get told when to make things interesting or dramatic. Also its all incredibly cut down from long negotiations.
>>69959203
>10/10
>>69955783
one of us
so whats so scummy kevins done that none of the other sharks have?
>>69955339
Why is his mouth censored?
>>69960158
He's a real bro
>>69955903
>ywn get by on your looks and your dad's name
>>69964235
#NothingBurger
>>69964699
It really amazes me how americans always get behind the asshole.
this show is about ' muh money ' literaly, your whole country is about 'muh money, muh car, muh superior ' and the majority of american citizen are being buttfucked by their boosses and you are still complying and even praising this spirit of muh money fuck anyone, fuck humans more money, money, money
>>69955339
>Get backing
>Turn it down because the backer is a meanie head
I get that behind closed doors, but that was fucking stupid to do right then and there. Also the guy was shown lying on live television.
>>69957595
10/10
>>69965083
Fuck of commie
>>69963076
Not really too scummy, and not at all illegal, but he sold a dying TLC to Mattel for 4 billion. Way over its actual value. That one is more on Mattel for being retarded, but it earned him the reputation of being a cold-blooded motherfucker
>>69956067
>quebec
Theyre like the Chechnya of canada
>>69965083
The american dream is founded by the elite on the idea that anyone can break into the elite if they just work hard enough, the entire thing is basically a pyramid scheme, you're either first or you're last.
People eat it up because people are programmable, if I spend ten years of your childhood telling you how special you are and how you personally can make it all the way then you will attempt to do and you will inevitably fail while working for someone who had a headstart.
Make no mistake my friends, the hare will beat the turtle every time.
>>69965083
You sound like a teenager.
Don't worry, this phase will pass.
>>69966497
hahahaha tell me when you make it bro
>>69955903
>>69957442
>Comparing Trump to Trudeau
Go back to R eddit crossie.
Robert is more based than Kevin desu
https://youtu.be/WDR_WEl4wMg
Long version
https://youtu.be/16fkk_nklfY
>>69956067
AFAIK Kevin grew up in Quebec, so you really have to marvel how he doesn't speak French.
