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>>69935793

Victarion edition
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>>69937447
HOLD

LE

DOOR
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>>69937447
Where is this Resteros he kept talking about?
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So Night' King from the legend confirmed to be bullshit like all the Age of Heroes dudes.

So Horn of Joramun confirmed bullshit also. Wal''s gonna fall to Ice Magic shockwave shit
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>>69937447
victarion is yara , not euron.
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first for most beautiful supernatural creature in Westeros
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>/got/ will never be comfy again
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Where's Dragonbinder?
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>>69937447
LET'S KILL THEM
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Anyone got this in a good resolution? Considering it for my desktop
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>he doesn't hold doors
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>>69937518

Why is she so perfect, anons?
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>>69937518
>not Ros the semen demon
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How will Jorah fix himself?
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was castle black on his flight plan or did he just teleport?
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>>69937472
Is the French dub out already?
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>>69937528
offseason is comfy as fuck

we need to petition for a /fan/tasy board because /tv/ and /lit/ delete our threads
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Why did Bran not make Robb tell Edmure the plan?
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[*] Rip Hodor [*]
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>Whispers to Aerys the Mad King to drive him insane causing him to burn Rickard Stark and kick off Robert's Rebellion to ensure that his champion, Jon Snow is born and that Dany is brought to Essos where she'll happen to hatch some dragon eggs
>gives Melly Sanders visions of Snow causing her to figure out who his real chosen one is
>Breaks the Wall to get Westeros to stop squabbling among themselves and turns their attention to the White Walkers

I never would have guessed the Lord of Light was such a QTpie
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>>69937421
The Door was a legit great twist if you're not automatically triggered by any whiff of time travel from watching too much shitty TV.
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>Promise me, Loras!
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what's even the point knowing daenerys will win the iron throne by right of conquest. Nothing can stop him with king's landing being in civil war
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>>69937613
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>>69937499
I thought the blade he had was a horn at first
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Hated the shit outta of this season and almost dropped the show. The only reason i caught this episode because i was seeing what was on TV (UK here) and saw that the new episode was on and watched it.

Glad i did! solid ending scene and episode. You won me back Dabid, you won me back.
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>>69937588
probly cut his arm of and come back next season somewhere halfway
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>>69937588
What if one of the unsullied had jumped in front of the spear to save Kelly C?
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>>69937552
>I click it
everytime
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>>69937588
Sam will learn about an ancient cure.
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>>69937518
>tfw you will never be kidnapped and tied up by horny forest nymphs who want to use your semen to create a weapon race
>you will never helplessly scream through the gag as they milk you while the eyes of a countless greenseers from all corners of time and space look on in unison

It hurts to live.
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>You will never taste her Oysters, Clams or Cockles
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>>69937518
>not nymeria
>not wight Karsi
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>>69937499
the shockwave was just him dispelling the Ward.

the wall ain't going down to anything short of dragonfire which is what the horn of joramun was, a dragonhorn
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the saddest part was the death of summer
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>>69937681
Ewwwwwww
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>>69937681

WHY

IS

SHE

SO

BORING
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>>69937695
no the saddest part was the jorah/dany exchange

that actually almost made me tear up
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>SUCK RAMSEYS DICK
>RAMSEYS DICK
>RAWYESDICK
>RAYIICK
>REEK
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>>69937647
I would promise her muh dick
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>>69937687
Holy shit, someone else here actually has good taste.
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>>69937511
I thought so first too but Yara is now doing her own thing

Show Euron is a weird combination of book Viccy and Euron, hes going to Dany himself and character-wise he feels more like Victarion would to me
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>>69937447
>Victarion edition
Good work, my Eurio brothers.
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>>69937681
Oysters, clams and BIGCOCKles xD
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Is Bran the metaphysical CIA?
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>>69937715
fag
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>the HOLD THE DOOR is not a new retarded /tv/ meme, but actually did happen in the episode
What the fuck was this idiotic crap? Was that in the books or did D&D made it up?
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>>69937636
Get some taste you pleb.
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Now that we're halfway through, let's take stock of the major events of each episode.

Episode 1: The sneks avenge house Martell by killing House Martell.

Episode 2: Roose, upon learning he has a trueborn son, goes up to his bastard who he knows is a bloodthirsty powerhungry psychopath and gives him a hug, and then the bastard stabs him.

Episode 3: The Umbers, loyal Stark bannermen, betray who they believe is the last Stark heir in favor of the psychopath offspring of the man who killed their lord.

Episode 4: Dany becomes queen of the Dothraki, a patriarchal society who hate magic, by killing all their male leaders and surviving herself by magic.

Episode 5: Bran gives Hodor autism by using time travel magic.

this is shaping up to be a quality season so far
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>>69937715
Tears for Iain Glen having to work with whatever shit Emilia could muster for the scene?
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>>69937695
>woof
>stabstabstabstab
what the fuck did dab&dabid spend the fuckhuge budget on
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>still no Preston video

was he assassinated for correctly guessing every single one of GRRM's plot twists?
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>>69937472
yum!
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>wake up and see this beauty
wat do?
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>>69937588
did you have to remind me of that shitty fighting pits scene?
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>>69937739
>I thought so first too but Yara is now doing her own thing

Yara is on the trailer kissing some meereenese whore.

It's all but confirmed that she's Victarion.
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euron is so sexy for some
reason i want to suck and ride his dick and have him finish inside me while he shouts "I AM THE STORM"
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>>69937695
Basically Summer's death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7UVixlnVm0
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>this show has an opportunity to let Marg and Loras live and have comfy court Tyrell intrigue with interesting handsome characters that are not Jon and Sansa, making KL plot cool
>will kill them off in finale
JUST
I often wondered what the show is missing that made it so fuller of life and everything and realized that was proper KL setting that was over about the time Marg and Loras were imprisoned.
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>>69937763
it was a very powerful scene
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>>69937715
Wow, what a fucking faggot.
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>>69937721
>by jove it's ned
>byjoveitsned
>brynoveisned
>brinovehished
>bring me his head
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>>69937756
Not in the books yet
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fucking martyrdom perk using noob. can't wait until infinty ward gets rid of this perk.
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>>69937725
What did he mean by this?
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>>69937749
this
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>>69937730
Do I want to ask if you're talking about the wolf or the wildling here?
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>>69937447
Grejoys are the shittiest.
They get whooped in every fight, Yara (who is talked up as a great commander) led a horrible expedition where they had the chance to A. grab Theon regardless of his will or B. at least kill Ramsay, yet did nothing. Makes you wonder how bad the other commanders are. Also they built a rope bridge fifty meters in the air completely exposed to the elements that the king have to walk on. This actually makes sense considering they dont care much about their kings survival evident from the fact that they fucking drown him at the coronation, a procedure that seems like it should have like a 50/50 fail rate. The way they all laughed at the no-cock joke then got completely sold as soon as someone mentioned their catch-phrase further proves that the low intelligence is a common trait to the population, perhaps a result of being inbred.
To top it all off, their god is called "the drowned god" which implies that he/she got drowned by someone, presumably a much cooler god
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>>69937588
he's going to absorb Victarion's plotline and have his arm healed by a red priest
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If you could fuck one of the Targaryen sisters, which one would you choose? Visenya or Rhaenys?
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>>69937769

>Those fucking hips

Hot as fuck tbhwy
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RIP :(
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>>69937782
mm imagine having his blow his salty load down your throat
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E5 SCENE RANKING
>Top tier
Arya

>Good tier
Tyrion

>OK tier
Dany
Bran

>Stop tier
Wall
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>>69937695
how did you have time to experience sadness in the 4 seconds it took for them to kill him off and move on to the next scene?
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>>69937800
Yeah, if you like cocks in your mouth and anus.
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>"Sansa is showing us the ways in which Littlefinger has shaped her way of looking at the world. The decision not to tell Jon about the meeting with Littlefinger, not to tell Jon how she knows about the Blackfish…if she really trusted Jon and she really was coming at this as a clean, pure Stark, she would tell the truth to her brother and the person to whom she has real allegiance at this point. But for whatever reason she holds back on that, and I think that shows Littlefinger still has some kind of a hold on Sansa."

What do D&D mean by this, /got/ ?
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>>69937620
>Bran's character is literally only to show more of the backstory and has no actual effect on the present because he is the cause of the present.
>HBO creates a GoT spinoff about Bran's warging adventures
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>>69937756
They said in the Inside the Episode that they got it from Martin
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>>69937769
feed her lots of eggs she looks malnourished
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>>69937769
attack attack attack
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>>69937769
Make her some breakfast.
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>>69937781
Wouldn't it make more sense for Yara and Theon to go north? Thats where they are in the books too

What would they do in Meereen? Is Yara going to marry Dany herself?
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That play was better than anything in the whole show.
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>>69937715
Whats the name of the music from the soundtrack in this scene anyone????????
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>>69937588
>go to valyria
>seek blood magic
>die a sacrificial death

Probably one of those
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DO NOT WALK AWAY FROM YOUR QUEEN, JORAH THE ANDAL

Great scene, fuck /tv/
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>>69937849
>Stop tier
Wall
*Ironborn
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>>69937769
Marry her and cherish her and love her and sex her and spend the rest of our happy life torturing girls and feeding them to our dogs

On a side note, it's sad tehre wasn't any Theon/Myranda scene really.

She should've been an under-domme, reek'ing him under Ramsay's order.
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>>69937447
SQUIRT A LITTLE
SQUIRT A LITLE
SQUIR A LITLE
SQUIRLITLE
SQUIRTLE
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>>69937769
propose to her instantly.
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>>69937769
Throw it from the highest tower and feed its corpse to the dogs.
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>>69937810
AROUND ELVES
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>>69937849

Arya hasn't had a single good scene since season 4.
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is preston ok
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>>69937850
well i was hoping he'd actually do something cool later on. Maybe bran would warg into him like he did before or something, that'd be cool.
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>>69937856
It means that you too can be a failed novelist and still become the creator of a money-making machine if you piggyback off the success of your more capable friend.
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>>69937766
He either is busy shitposting, or is trying to add more unnecessary shits and giggles to the "roleplaying" video.
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New Salsa is best Salsa
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>>69937903
I agree tbqh, nice to see characters do something that isn't just acting as ways to move a plot along
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>>69937856
The same thing they meant when they said Arya's hiding of Needle in season 5 was an emotional moment because he was giving up her chance of revenge, rather than it reminding her of her family and being representative of her identity:

they're hacks
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>>69937588
He`s doing a Vittorio andare getting is arm burnt
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>>69937769
Feed her a platter of the flayed hides of my enemies
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So finally we can stop the Euron = Daario meme?
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>>69937876
they go north because they're Stannis prisoners...
What, they'll go north to give themselves prisoner to sansa or something?
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>>69937863
>They said in the Inside the Episode that they got it from Martin
And they actually used it, the madmen.
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>>69937588
Gunna find stannis, get the cure from him.
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>>69937943
He replied "I love you guys" on a /got/ thread earlier so I think he's spent most of the day funposting and is only just making the video now
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>>69937971
Daario didn't speak in this episode. Quite clearly he was some glass candle projection.
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>>69937935
That play was top tier tho
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>>69937856
>D&D bullshit
it means she's going to fuck CIA even though she's acting like a cold bitch right now. it's like when kelly c banished ser friendzone. she doesn't really mean it.

women are fickle as shit.
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>>69937954
you just know it took dabid and dab full idea crayons mode and multiple packets of doritos to get the lines of the play to rhyme
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>>69937971
Euron is warging into Daario desu
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>little guys hold the gate against the big guy
>big guy holds the door against little guys
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>>69937907
yes, throughout all her scenes there were hints from the actress that she felt VERY ambivalent about Ramsay's behavior, to the point where she seemed to be trying to warn Sansa.

then in the last episode it turns out she's ebil and wuvs him more than Harley loves the Joker and she dies in a comically stupid manner. seriously a waste, I thought she'd die trying to help Sansa and Theon escape or something.
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>>69937769
thank mr skeltal
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>One of the best episodes in the series

wow that was unexcepted, considering how mediocre the rest of the season have been
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>>69937856
Sansa wants the little mature dick
also she's bitching at CIA because he abandoned her like her father
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>>69937856
According to Sophie Turner, it's because she doesn't trust men and wants to pursue women!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTeL6GA7z3M

It's here!
I can't link for shit!
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Has Tommen killed himself yet?
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>>69937756
Haven't happened in the books yet, at all hopefully.
For real though, time travel back to give a stable boy a seizure so you can use him for a pack mule and meat shield later in life. That's fuckin terrible.
Why not go back and tell the CoTF to put a fail safe in the WW or tell the first men to not cut down the weirwoods and be chill with the forest creatures.
If you're going to have time travel use it right
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>>69937936
He drowed in a lake of tears caused by Kingsmoot and Holdoor
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>Brad, a man that is too gay
>Brad, a man that is too gay
>Brad, a man that is too gay

>Bradamante
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Last night was probably the best episode of television I've ever seen
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbZkUo8VIh4
Mind blown
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>>69937959
needle is jon snow's smile.
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I still haven’t watched the latest episode and that’s a 1st for me.

This show has gotten SO stupid and fucked up, I don’t even feel the urge to shit on it anymore…
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>>69937885
The play scene was garbage
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>>69938034
lel what the fuck. She hated Sansa because she wanted Ramsay all to herself, how can you misinterpret something as fucking basic as GoT
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>Beric Dondarrion has an eyepatch in the show even though he doesn't in the books
>Euron has no eyepatch in the show even though he did in the books

I don't understand.
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>>69937954
They looked better backstage.
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>>69938048
said no one on 4chan ever
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>>69937885
Ned was hilarious in that.

WHASSAT MEAN
WHASSAT MEAN
WHASSAT MEAN
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Overall as an episode, this was stronger than Hardhome.

Hardhome had one strong 20 minute scene, but the rest of the episode was really weak.

This episode was consistently good. Every scene ranged from decent to strong.

It's the best episode since Watchers on the Wall, and better than the S4 finale and all of season 5 and the rest of season 6
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>>69938056

Well the available ones at the Wall are mostly stinking wildlings but fortunately Melisandre's there too, and probably still feeling a bit sad and lonely.
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>>69937971
>impying got fans arent autists who stick with a theory long after it's disproved

half of them are still positive stannis is alive.
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>>69937954

>65 hours in and real Sansa hasn't shown a single piece of nude despite being an adult actor for 3 years
>best Sansa has already got her tits out after a couple of seconds

She also looks correctly demure and not a lanky cow.

They should replace Sophie Turner already.
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>>69938125
everyone on 4chan has been saying this show is finished since /got/ began
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>>69938125
Nothing new is ever considered good here

S6 will be considered pretty good once a few years pass, but until then its the worst thing ever
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>>69938013
haha they couldn't write that
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>>69938122
Blood raven, notorious for having one eye, is called three eyed raven in the show.

So the riddle is now "How many eyes does Blood raven have? A thousand eyes and three
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Remember when the show was filled with political intrigue and interesting dialogue, instead of punchlines and special effects? Literally just catering to the capeshit audience now (any why wouldn't you, they eat this shit up).
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>name the leader of the walkers Night King

>night king is what the lord commander that fell in love with a white walker styled himself, as king of the NIGHTFORT
(The nightfort is one of the nights watch strongholds)
>the wall didn't exist for hundreds, maybe thousands of years after the first encounter with the walkers

Bravo DD
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>>69937447
PRESTON'S NEW VIDEO IS UP YESSS
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>>69938173

this

its definitely a big improvement on s5 so far and is probably better than s4 was at this point in the season
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How is the Iron fleet going to get built? Iron islans is fucking barren. Where will they get wood?
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I know he was a bit of a meme character, but man i'm sad as fuck about Hodor.

RIP big guy for me
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>>69938122
>oh shit, we gave Beric an eyepatch
>better not give Euron one or else the audience will think they're the same person!
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>>69938027
its a good thing jon didnt ask grenn to hold a door
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>>69938057
>that opening
is Preston fucking high?
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>>69938108
Wtf is this?
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>>69938173
I agree, I really liked the last episode, and whilst this season has some weak scenes, it's notably better than S5
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IM YOURON GREYJOY AND I CLAIM THE SALT FRONE
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>>69938185
>special effects?
where?
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>>69938057
>I haven't seen any body yet
>littlefinger jetpack

ONE OF US ONE OF US
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>>69937856
why does she look like she's in love with littlefinger in that pic? kek.
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>>69938184
A thousand eyes and one you dumb prick.
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>>69937766
Preston video is up
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>>69937664
I thought it was a diy hockey stick. Like between mass murders the walkers play some friendly iceball matches with someone's head to pass the time.
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>>69938230
Is Preston the EDP of /tv/?
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>>69938175
Carice van Houten will always have a special place in my heart, but this girl has just taken the title of best girl to appear naked on thrones. Fucking hell.
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If you hold that door will you die?
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>>69938057
based Preston
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>>69938205
AYYYYYYY
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>>69938122
I thought Beric had one in the books or am I mistaken famalam?

Not giinge Euron CROWS EYE one is something I'll never understand.
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Hey /got/, have you accepted Brandon Stark as your Lord and Savior?
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>>69938057

BASED
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>>69938262
THEN WHAT'S THE ONE? HE DOESN'T HAVE AN EYE MISSING FROM THE FIRST BLACKFYRE REBELLION
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>>69938140
>Ned was hilarious in that.
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>>69938054
>sansa wants the little mature dick
you think cia will give it to her?
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>>69938247
BUILD ME A FLEET WORTHY OF WESTEROS
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>>69938248
BLACKED
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>>69938057
>Part of his master plan
>master plan
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Why is he so perfect, /got/?
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>>69938057
People find this funny?
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>>69938319
beric did have one

ignore bookfag autism
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>>69938340
Actually in season 4 you can clearly see that he only has 1 eye and the other is just black
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>>69938300
It would be extremely retarded
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>>69938248
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normies will defend this
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>>69938371
Does my amusement offend you?
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>>69938232
Body doubles. And Dany's is cuter than her.
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>>69937499
NK's ice cleaver looks like some shit straight out of WoW.

surprised it didn't glow.
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>>69938048
How the fuck was it a good episode exactly?

>Warts on my cock XD
>ten minutes of cringe worthy spics and old men nattering about cocks on a hill is the Kingsmoot
>Yara and Theon steal the Ironborn fleet in a fucking montage a la twenty good men
>Euron's pitch is basically identical to Yara's and neither of them have any fucking value
>The absolute shit acting from Sansa in the CIA scene, Brienne being a cunt as usual
>CIA is now some sort of pussywhipped cuck who would literally kill himself if Sansa asked him to
>To top it all off his accent changed again in that scene
>Sansa was a bitch to everyone at the Wall because that's how we show that she's strong now right? We just make her really unpleasant to everyone and make her make stupid suggestions
>Jon, Davos, Edd stuff was basically fine moving along
>Play was too long, we don't have time for a 10 minute comedy recap in a show desperately starved for time. Also (farts)
>Kinvara scene was fine except for Tyrion who needs to die, moving along
>Children of the Forest were complete garbage, throwing plasma grenades, the origin of the others is explained in 5 seconds with a poorly acted scene in the middle of nowhere with no context whatsoever

Other than that, it was also shit because the acting has declined basically at a steady rate, Grey Nigger had a line, and the show can't keep up with its own plot anymore.
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Why does Maisie look like a potato? Srs question.
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>>69937885
absolutely based, the timing from fake cersei and fake ned was great
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>>69938232
non-union mexican counterparts.
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>>69937794

kek

The cgi was even bad like that. Summer just sorted floated across the screen quick and landed in a pile of skeletons that just stabbed the shit out of him.
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>>69938343
oh it's great when a man does it, right? fucking sexists.
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>>69937588

snort shireens ashes.
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>>69937715
WHY ARE YOU TRIPPING

Your opinions are all shit, you are just making people hate you more.
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>>69938454
B-B-B-BONG GENES
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>>69938399
Ozymandias is overrated as fuck. You are a major pleb if you think comparing a GoT episode to it is sacrilege. Granite State was always the patrician episode
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>>69937588
Khaleesi piss cures stone arm.
Take one golden shower daily.
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>>69937849
>Good for change tier
Arya/Braavos
>Almost good, but rushed as hell tier
Bran/Cave fuckery
>Whatever tier
Sansa/the Wall, Tyrion, Dany
>They fucked it up tier
Euron/Yara/The Kingsmoot
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>>69937531
D&D didnt want a white man and his horn to seduce Dany

They want a Summer Islander
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>>69937472
>>69937761
>>69937756
>>69937808
>>69938070
>>69937986
>>69938027
Reminder that GRRM, not D&D, came up with "Hold the door".

Reminder that Bran can time travel in the books.

Reminder that you're a meme-spouting, 12-year-old if you make fun of either.

> B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BUT I WANT TO BE COOL AND SAY "H-HOLD LE DOOR" SO I'LL FIT IN WITH ALL THE EDGY /TEEVEE/ POSTERS SO I CAN FEEL SMART AND ACCEPTED
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>>69938454
Arya is supposed to be an ugly tomboy.
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>>69938070
I bet you would still complain if that happened
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Why does Yara say the Ironborn never made a mark on Westeros when Harren the black built Harrenhal, the biggest castle in Westeros?

Are DnD going to retcon Harren the black a literal black from the Summer Isles?
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PRESTON UP
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>>69938496
why aren't you tripping?
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>>69937800
It was soap-opera tier.
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>>69938547
Was it ever mentioned in the show that Harren was an Iron king?
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>>69938510
xd
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>>69937885
What is this?
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>It's a Season 6 post-Hodor episode
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>>69938526
>gurm came up with it so it isn't retarded
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>>69938057
>my friend pedro told me he had terminal pancreatic cancer
>so I commanded him to go find a cure

kek
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>>69938343
we got so many great images out of that one scene.

>not Neds rubber face
>not Sansa's perfect tits
>the dwarf that literally looks like le happy merchant meme

highest meme density of any scene in the series.
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CHANGE YOUR MAXIPAD
CHANGE YOUR MAXIPAD
CHANGE YOUR MAXIPAD
...
CHAD
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Reminder that only plebs and normies think Season 6 is good.

Reminder that plebs and normies actually think that despite all the inconsistencies, character assassinations, contrived plot conveniences, rushed plotlines, and terrible dialogue, they think this season is good solely because stuff is happening compared to Season 5.
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asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?/topic/26325-what-does-hodor-mean/&page=2#comment-1236249

>"The poor guy is just asking someone to hold the door for him, since he's always carrying someone else around. After a while, "Hold the door" became "Hold the doorHold the doorHoldoorHodoor. Dammit! Hold the door!" His mind finally snapped, and now all he can say is Hodor."
>Posted 20 Feb 2008

Where were you when this was predicted 8 years ago?
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>>69938526
>Time Travel
The worst fucking plot device every, fucking ruined BttF
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>>69938366
>>69938258
>>69938230
>>69938057

Shitposting never stops a true Preston. It empowers them!

We claimed the tinfoil as our own. Preston was born in it!
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>>69938599
> NO STOP QUESTIONING MY MAY MAYS

> I HAVE TO BE ABLE TO CALL IT SHIT SO I CAN SOUND COOL AND EDGY ON 4CHAN

Fuck off, shitposter.
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>>69938574
Because he is not a narcissistic autist with big greasy mantits. Which we're all still waiting to see, by the by
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>>69937447
what a stupid episode

>ugly Stark get the stick ; I'm tired of this shit
>the play : (fart) ; really? that's the level now?
>muh strong woman Yara steals the fleet
>CIA is at the wall and meet Sansa unnoticed ; how?
>muh rape ; ... sigh
>strong woman / bad actress cries for her white knight, tells him to go find a cure against stone AIDS
>strong red woman fanatic brought for population management - reminds the eunuch how is burned privates talked
>white walkers created with dragon glass???

The whole cave fight
>Brendan fucking everyone by touching the tree
>they stay stuck in the dream world giving the others time to attack
>stone grenades top notch CGI
>dog is kill... again
>allah snackbar ayy lmao fairy
>spider zombies
>no white walker watching the other side
>hold the damn door : Brendan ruined that boys' life

I give it a C+
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How the FUCK is Brans plotline going to progress now?

He and Meera are alone, with no supplies, after their last trip to the 3 eyed raven nearly killed them. The white walkers are MAYBE 5 minutes behind them, in a snowstorm, and they don't slow down. His only teacher of how to greensee is dead.

HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY GONNA WRITE THEIR WAY OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE
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>>69938575
>he thinks got isnt a soap opera
lol
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>>69937447
Is Salsa the stupidest person in Westeros? She's really gonna risk total failure and capture because muh feels?
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>>69938057
'Change your maxipad'

Well now we know why Preston took so long uploading the episode.
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>>69938588
damn good titties
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>>69938625
Teach me your patrician ways, master anon
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>>69938247
His English accent is so bad
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>>69938625
see >>69938526
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Perfect tits
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>>69938656
teleports
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>>69938656

BENJEN
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>>69938658
>he uses a trip and pretends he isn't a reddit crossposter

lol
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>>69938658
Still waiting on them titties, boy.
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QUICK

CLAIM YOUR WAIFU
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>>69938637
>i defend a fat fuck on the internet for free and profess to call someone else a shitposter
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>>69938100
This video wasn't that bad.
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>>69938656
a character who had already been introduced in the books, called Coldhands, will likely save their useless asses.

yet again the budget has been saved at the expense of proper setup / character development.
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>ywn live in the North
>ywn belong to an old, respected, and honorable House
>ywn dress in layers made up of leather and all types of dope ass fur
>ywn own a Dire Wolf

Just end me senpais
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QUESTION: Is Hodor's name Hodor in the translated version of the books? I'm pretty sure it is or else somebody would've found this shit out earlier. If that's the case though, how the fuck are they going to explain Hodor's name when they say "TENIR LA PORTE!!!"
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i just don't understand that if the children of the forest made the white walkers and forced a peace with the first men, then what the fuck did the white walkers and probably thousands of wights do for thousands of years jerking off in the snow? they came and were beaten once and now they're coming again. but why.jpg
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>>69938656
Benjen or Coldhands, but probably Benjen. They'll be saved in the woods right when it looks like they're about to die, then that rider swinging a ball of flame from the trailer will save them and help them get somewhere safe.
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>>69938167
>>69938173
>>69938208
>>69938244

sup reddit
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Can someone post the picture of Arya watching the play and she is bookfags?
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>>69938625
television, by its very definition, cannot be patrician.
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>>69938685
The only redeeming aspect of this episode. Butterface though.
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>>69938628
>implying it wasn't revealed years before that.
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Reminder that the tall knight Bran saw kissing in front of the tree was Dunk. Reminder that Hodor descends from Dunk. Reminder that Bloodraven knew Hodor's great grandfather or something, making the whole Hodor thing worse.
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>>69938193
I like the idea the wall was help built by the walkers. That the story of the last hero was just a man going to discuss terms with the others like jon going off to the wildlings. The whole ice swords closing in on him presented like it's his death could be a man just going to out to discuss terms to bring an end to the war. The result. An ice wall that blocks the psychic link of wargs, the others can't warg corpses beyond the wall. So the wall is built, then the night fort and the Nights King a human marries an other queen.
Eventually history is lost, the wall is a place for criminals who believe they're there to kill wildlings, before that the walkers. Little do they know it's just the end of the earth for either side. Humans eventually settle north against whatever terms were set in place. Shit the very first thing you ever see in the first episode of game of thrones is a circle made out of corpses with a dividing line down the centre. Clearly a symbol of territory and a dividing line. And a clear message. We aren't happy you're on the wrong side, heres some butchered human meat to show you how we feel.
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>>69938662
she's just moving the plot in the direction D&D want like last season.
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>>69938483
No, it's great when a humor character makes funny faces during a humor moment. Not when a serious character looks like she's chewing through a tire while giving a speech.
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>>69938713
INBRED
N
B
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>>69938656
>HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY GONNA WRITE THEIR WAY OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE

The white walkers catch Bran, convince him that they are the Good Guys, Bran joins them.
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>>69938713
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>>69937588
who stopped the spread in shireen?
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