Anybody else feel like the romance between these two felt very contrived? They did not give it any time to develop I felt like it came out of nowhere.
Like love always does.
>>69921150
>You're a big guy
>For you
Fucking hell Whedon, really?
>>69921150
The whole movie was contrived shit.
Whole film legitimately got butchered on the cutting room floor to keep it under 5 hours
>>69921193
holy shit you're right this is pure kino
>>69921150
it's because they skipped some steps.
in Avengers 1 they weren't that close. and then all of a sudden in AoU they're apparently a thing.
Judging by the size of hulks pinky, with a good pre stretching he could maybe blast Back Widows ass with it but it would be a heinous stretch to make it work
>>69921150
>Hey big guy
P O S T
T H E
W E B M
>le zuchini XDXD
>>69921330
hulksmash.webm
>>69921150
>Anybody else feel like the romance between these two felt very contrived?
Not really.
Widow's whole thing is that she's a chronic liar who manipulates people.
Her making sure Banner has an emotional attachment is a backup to ensure that he doesn't try to buttfuck her pussy like in Avengers 1
>>69921315
>>69921383
>he doesn't try to buttfuck her pussy
>buttfuck her pussy
wat?
I felt like they could have easily solved this by adding a 10 second scene where he saves her from something and she just looks into his eyes or some shit.
Like just fucking something, ANYTHING in Avengers 1 that could have given a hint that a romance may develop in the next movie.
>>69921477
>>69921512
Oh fuck how could I forget.
i was in that damn thread.
>>69921512
wow so epic, almost as funny when people use proxies to roleplay as japanese people on /int/
/co/ what a great board
>>69921490
There is no romance.
Black Widow is a whore.
>trying to get in Starks pants in Ironman 1
>trying to get an Caps pants in Winter Soldier
>trying to get in Hawkeye's pants in Avengers 1
>Trying to get giant hulk penis in Avengers AOE
She's just a whore dude. Nothing more.
>>69921150
It was forced. Whedon added it to the script hence why hawk eye now has a family out of nowhere.
>>69921658
Who will she fugg in infinity war
>>69921810
Spiderman
>>69921810
Everyone
The whole movie will just be the entire MCU running a train on her
>>69921658
>she's a slut
>>69921926
I wish
Id pay to see it then
>inb4 mad tumblrinas complaining about Sharon Carter because Cap isn't fucking his best friend
When will Black Widow get WARMACHINED? Or FALCONED? Or BLACKED PANTHERED? We all know she gets FURYED.
>>69921916
Inb4 ban
>>69922064
>Sharon Carter
She's got a disappointing face.
They need to hook cap up with a buxom babe with dat 1950's look to her.
>>69922203
>She's got a disappointing face
Right? It's like it's puffy or something. I don't even remember how her ass looks.
>>69921150
it didnt need time to develop. she's a size queen hoe bag so she gets what ever she wants however she wants
>>69922203
They need to make a Peggy clone or LMD or something
I mean surely one of the supergenuises could build that in a weekend?
who's 'they'?
>>69922203
Maybe he should hook up with pic related
I'm sure she can take a pounding in the pussy from a super soldier.
>>69922385
the people who made the movie.
everyone who knows Whedon knows that this is his fetish
>>69922527
GREENED
>>69921150
>Buttfuck her pussy
>>69922425
Well Cap is at peak 100% near superhuman strength so he could probably smash Sif's Asguardian pussy till it bled.
10/10 would be okay with.
>>69921150
whedon is a hack and has no idea what he was doing. She already had built up intimacy with both cap and hawkeye but whedon needed a reason to make her useful so he needlessly made her hulks onahole. Hopefully the russo brother's put some weight to their relationship or just drop it altogether.
>>69922593
See? You get it, they're perfect. Red Skull was right he left humanity behind why not smash some Asgardian pussy? She could probably rock his world too. Someone should write that.
>you will never see Black Widow removing her gloves and jerking off Hulks massive green cock, eventually having to use her oiled torso to rub up against the throbbing shaft enough until finally spraying his thick gamma-load all over her. Leaving him spent and able to calm down enough to become normal again
>>69922527
Whedon is going to write himself in as a guest superhero with no powers that gets cucked.
>>69921658
>>trying to get in Starks pants in Ironman 1
eh, he was trying to get into hers and she wasn't having it
>>trying to get an Caps pants in Winter Soldier
should have popped his cherry desu
>>trying to get in Hawkeye's pants in Avengers 1
wasted all the build up in this movie desu
>>Trying to get giant hulk penis in Avengers AOE
forced stupid relationship. Maybe if they had a scene early on where they were fucking.
>>69921150
There was way more chemistry between her and Cap.
>violent brute falls in love with white woman
ayy lmao
>>69922425
>>69922593
Cap's a virgin though
>>69921150
Yeah, way too much like real life
>>69922770
>Russian
>white
>>69922779
Exactly. Who else to pop his cherry other than a Goddess?
>>69922698
> Maybe if they had a scene early on where they were fucking.
Yeah right, about Hulk fucking...
>>69922862
holding hands then? is that better?
>>69922779
How do you know though?
You sure he never porked any of those stage girls when he was on tour as captain america?
Maybe he had a giant orgy.
You don't know!
>hide the zucchini
What did Tony mean by that?
>>69922973
You just KNOWthey didn't
>>69922779
>>69922845
and he can rawdog her and bust inside, NO WORRIES
>>69922973
There's was that one quick scene where some blonde gets his autograph and gives him that look.
>>69922985
that line was really off putting. Like it's still a kid's movie.
BIG
GREEN
>>69922973
>>69923130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i574Em3IrI
Go to 2:10 YOU JUST KNOW
>>69922882
That's too lewd
>>69923114
How come no worries?
Wouldn't the super serum make his sperm super sperm?
It's probably so powerful it could impregnate a barren woman.
>>69923130
>some blonde
none other than Smirkfu herself
>>69923226
Imagine the child of an asgradian and a super soldier.
>>69923233
Nah it was some other one.
>>69921150
I didn't see any charisma between the two in the first one.
>>69923157
Yeah. Why can't the writers just accept that capeshit is for mature adults like us?
>>69923188
>>69923201
BENIS
>>69923226
that's like saying his super serum sperm can impregnate a plastic bag.
>>69923381
Has he tried?
You don't know!
>>69923203
all she did was give him a hardon and fap material
>>69923233
she was about to blow him too if it hadn't been for that CB peggy.
>>69923400
Come to think of it why isn't Cap donating literal gallons of his sperm to childless women in order to produce a new generation of American supermen?
>>69922425
i want Sif to ged THOR"D or CAP"D or Loki'D i'd even take a Darcy'D
>>69923523
In the Ultimates universe, Cap unknowingly fathered a child who the military captured to raise as a replacement for him while he was on ice.The kid turned into a psychopath, cut his own face off, and became Ultimate Red Skull
>>69923523
with great power comes great responsibility. He has to stay a virgin forever.
>>69923528
She'll probably get panther'd
>>69923528
I want to see her get ODINED
>>69923498
>all she did was give him a hardon and fap material
Stop being jelly senpai Cap was travelling america fucking all kinds of ho's t b h
>>69923528
>>69923628
Nah, she needs to be ANTSED
>>69923611
I think I've actually read that
I've been wondering if the MCU is ever going to bring in the alternate Caps, like the Fascist one from the 50's comics who go retconned into being Steve Roger's successor.
>>69923679
>not Ant-MANNED
>>69923666
nah, he spent the majority of his free time writing letters to his oneitis peggy
>>69923735
>>69923679
guys guys...
WASP'D.
Hope and SIf make it happen!
>>69923780
Maybe she gets BUCKYED
>>69921150
Happened pretty realistically imo. Widow grows attracted to Banner, decides to make it clear and start hitting on him, Banner drops the spaghetti and fumbles about, not sure if he's actually in love with her or just thrilled to have a hot assassin interested in him. The only "suddenness" was Widow finally deciding to make it clear.
She just wanted the BGC
>>69921658
>tfw will never be surrounded by attractive female superheroes and try to get into their pants
>>69923840
Actually that was her main squeeze in the comics for a while recently
But traditionally she was DAREDEVILLED
>>69921658
Flirting =/= trying to get into their pants. I love when this board goes all r/Redpill slash /r9k/. I'd flirt with Renner and I'm not gay.
>>69923973
OH DANG based devil
>>69923973
I like the way you think. This really needs to happen the panel and everything. Imagine the SJW butthurt
>>69924011
>flirt with a guy
>not gay
please stay on your containment board >>>/lgbt/
>>69924011
they really shouldn't let autistic children on computers.
>>69924089
Renner would be fun as fuck to flirt with and your prudishness is pure sour grapes.
>>69924160
renner is a known faggot so what are you gonna do when your flirting takes and he drags you into the bathroom and pulls his erect penis out?
>>69924207
Get HAWKEYED
>>69924207
Has this been confirmed or is he still not admitting anything
>>69924207
Think hawkeye can aim his cumshots with precise accuracy?
>>69921150
Black Widow is a size queen roastie and she listed for hulks fire hydrant sized dong
>>69921150
I thought she was gonna get with Cap since they had more chemistry but apparently I know fuck all.
>>69921315
>tfw you are not sure if people are calling you fat or tall when they say big guy.
>>69921150
It was cheez but, not unlike its source material
>>69922698
cap would lose his powers if a succubus ever stole his essence
>>69921150
Because Whedon is a shit hack
>Banner
>Eyes for anyone but qt Betty Ross
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
I bet she was WARMACHINED.
>>69924079
In 2016 this panel would be immediately followed by Widow beating the shit out of him, followed by three pages of close ups of Widow's face as a fifty year old man tries to tell the kids about feminism.
>>69924876
This needs to happen too.
>>69924841
Gweneth Paltrow is fukcing disgusting.
i mean even fucking Scarjo isn't that hot.
Why can't MCU into genuinely attractive women?
>>69925174
she looks like a qt math teacher
>>69925174
Hey buddy, kill yourself.
BIG
>>69921150
>Anybody else feel like the romance between these two felt very contrived?
No you're the only one
>>69921150
>capeshit tries romance
>>69926131
MCU has done a really shit job with this.
Do people seriously try to make sense of these garbage movies?
I'm convinced that Whedon was quite literally self inserting as Bruce Banner in this one.
