Just fuck my shit up senpai
>>69890371
This guy is so fucking bad. I was wondering if one of the extras went and started ranting.Christ.
>>69890371
>cock this cock that
top tier writing
BRAVO
>>69890920
>>69891543
>>69890371
Enjoy your Batou :3
>>69890371
D&D do it again
DUDE LETS GO KILL MY NIECE AND NEPHEW LMAOOO
what a stupid fucking scene
So let me get this straight, there was like a badass 5 minute scene where he's "reborn" as the king, and meanwhile yara and theon pull a fuckin okey-doke on him???
In the books Euron is Daario.
HOW DID THEON AND HIS SISTER GATHER ENOUGH PEOPLE TO STEAL THE ENTIRE FLEET
IF THEY HAD THAT MANY SUPPORTERS HOW DID THEY LOSE THE KINGSMOOT
HOW
I can't believe they fucking cut Victarion up to be half Euron and half Theon's sister
>Have incredible scene in the ritual of the drowned God
>shows Theon and Yara getting on boats, probably sent off to go offer peace with Kelly C
>Euron gets up
>"Let's kill my niece and nephew ;)"
Can D&D actually write a decent fucking villain outside of Tywin? Like holy fuck that literally shit on that entire scene. Like how the fuck could they steal an entire fucking fleet!?!? If they can do that, then how did Yara fucking lose???
>>69891543
EVERY EPISODE THIS SEASON had a joke about cutting off dicks.
Seriously what the fuck? How is this show misogynist again?
>>69892336
Maybe Daario is a spy for Euron in the show
>>69893113
i dont get the impression they really plan to do much with Euron. he'll fuck some shit up to make him seem like a credible threat and then die stupidly in an anticlimactic scene early next season
>>69892079
>if im queen we are gonna build a shit ton of boats
>if im king we are gonna build a shit ton of boats
ironborn politics
>>69893359
Sadly you're probably right. Kingsmoot was 5 minutes. He'll spend the rest of the season chopping down every tree on the Iron Islands
>>69893495
Ironborns are literally the niggers of asoiaf
>>69892478
You only need like three people to get a ship going.
>>69892765
Holy shit, fucking this. That scene was amazing. I thought everyone was just boarding the ships and getting ready to sail to Slaver's Bay to go to Dany. It was well done.
And then he gets up and says typical Ramsay type shit that Hack & Hack can only write. Fucking ruined the entire Ironborn plotline right there.
Who are your favourite game of thrones toons? Mine are Miss Sunday and Kelly C :)
>no Victarion
>Euron is a inbred drunkard
>Damphair has no problem with walking along those 20+ men to kill his nephew and niece with their 200+ ships filled with Ironborn
"muh book" shit aside, why the fuck did they run?
>>69893934
>Make death threat to some maniac who killed your father
>Same maniac anointed king
gee, I wonder
>>69894026
no, why the fuck did they sail away with 200+ ships from Euron and 20 drunk sailors?
>>69894026
how did they lose again if they had enough people to take an entire fleet
>>69894213
>>69894223
Euron has the backing of the whole of the Iron Islands, I guess only his lieutenants attended the ritual. Theon & his sister just got away before things were official. Tbh Ironborns are massive idiots so I'm hardly surprised.
i guess this means we wont be getting Euron's "When I was a boy I dreamed I could fly..." speech. i hope the ramsay-tier dialogue and cock jokes they replace it with can make up the difference in fleshing out his character
>>69890920
>>69891543
>>69891961
>>69892079
>>69892152
>>69892478
>>69892550
>>69892765
>>69892817
>>69893495
Bookfags BTFO! The scene was fine you fuck stains. Please take a moment from sipping GRRM's semen through a sippy cup and realize that this is an ADAPTATION based on the novels.
Nobody wants to see blue beards and purple lips you fuck stain nerds. The writing was believable in this episode and the acting by Euron was good.
Please go outside for once in your pathetic lives.
>>69894729
The acting was terrible.
His Danish accent was awful
>>69894729
The books are shit too mate.
>1000 ships
so we're gonna check back in with him in like 70 years?
>No demon dragon horn
>My mfw when
>>69894729
LETS GO MURDER THEM
>>69895020
>No godhand
>>69894951
maybe 10? yeah seems pretty unrealistic.
>>69894794
Shut the fuck up you autistic bitch. Literally everyone outside of /tv/ is laughing at you. Literally EVERYONE.
>>69895150
not me. i'm sort of smirking at your reaction though. you seem like an intense guy. maybe lay off the energy drinks?
>Dude you have no cock lmao
>Dude the dragon queen is going to like my cock lmao
Please
>>69892817
It is written by jews, what the cock did you expect
>>69894729
>Yara steals every ship while they're drowning him
>Iron Islands is like 12 people
>Let's build a new fleet and catch them LOL
>>69892079
Why are they even following him?
Yeah I murdered the king. The one that despite holding a moot right now comes from the direct line that has ruled the isles for centuries. Okay maybe I somehow won you over because I pointed out war fatigue, but now in case you didn't think I was evil and insane yet let's go kill the heir and an admired princess that most everyone loved until 5 minutes ago.
>openly admits to killing the king
>wants to kill his children
>been away from the iron islands his entire life, might as well be someone who just showed up claiming to be the kings brother
>all of ironborn are OK with him being the king despite cheering for the said children moments ago
bonus:
>chases them with a dozen or so men while the children ran away with an entire fleet
what the fuck was that scene
WHY IS KINSLAYING SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE NOW REEEEEE
"Let's go murder them" and teleporting littlefinger were the 2 worst parts of the ep. Pretty good considering how much worse the other episodes were.
>>69895432
literally worse than the writing on the Dornish bits
This was the biggest hackjob I've seen on the show so far.
>theon and his sister lose all support
>lose the kingsmoot
>show up to steal the ships with a ton of men
>encounter no resistance from the men manning the ships, no men on the ships shown at all
>dude i killed the king and now im going to kill them too, i know you dont know me unless you're an old man but im also a greyjoy heh
It's hard to wrap my mind around how bad this episode was.
Also:
>Gerold Hightower is the Night King
>We are the ironborn, and once we were conquerors. Our writ ran everywhere the sound of the waves was heard. My brother would have be content with the cold and dismal north, my niece with even less ... but I shall give you Lannisport. Highgarden. The Arbor. Oldtown. The riverlands and the Reach, the kingswood and the rainwood, Dorne and the marches, the Mountains of the Moon and the Vale of Arryn, Tarth and the Stepstones. I say we take it all! I say, we take Westeros
>>69895650
>Don't ever talk to me or my legendary swordsman friend ever again
>>69895432
Don't worry they may have taken a hundred ships and a hundred men on each but those twelve guys are the best shipwrights in the world--they're gonna have like six million by next week.
>>69895432
Iron islanders are portrayed as fucked up, even in the books. They are savage as fuck. Also, THEON was away from the islands for his entire life and didn't have a problem getting Ironborn to pillage with him. They're royalty so people will follow them. In Westeros people ascribe a semi-divine quality to nobility and follow them for dumb reasons. Also he was a pirate the whole time he was away and killed their shitty King (his brother). He also has a workable plan to take over Westeros, even realizing he needs the dragon queen and can't do it alone.
Euron's plan is based. Who else are they gonna follow, a gash and a eunuch?
>>69895742
A proper Euron with an eyepatch, not fucking Jeff Tweedy
>>69892079
>>69894729
The entire point of Euron's character is his toxicity. He is the most poisonous insidious character in the entire series.
He would never murder his nephews or niece or brothers, he would just ruin them and their lives through his purely toxic actions.
He achieved this because of the whole deep taboo on kinslaying in the fictional world.
The same taboo that saw Robb lose the Karstarks.
The same taboo that stripped Tyrion of his family.
The same taboo Dany broke by allowing her brother to be executed without protest.
The same taboo the Sand Sneks broke multiple times.
But we'll just ignore all that *AGAIN* ignore what propels this very narrative in the first place to make it seem like Euron's a cunt.
Book Euron is a far bigger more terrible cunt without having to threaten to murder siblings.
You understand both TV early seasons and books share a deep running theme of family don't you? If you do get this you're already doing better than D&D
>>69895939
Probably is going to lose his eye fighting some woman later on.
>>69895565
I cut the show a lot of slack. After all, it's just tits and dragons. But seriously Littlefinger teleported so fucking often and so fucking far the last couple of seasons it's ridiculous.
they should reveal he's actually a wizard.
>>69893359
D&D would have cut him if he didn't do SOMETHING important.
>>69893543
>build me some ships and I'll give y'all free college
Holy shit, it's starting to make sense
Free OC, grab it while it's hot!
>>69895491
The Iron Islanders don't have that cultural taboo. It's more of an Faith of the Seven/Old Gods thing and the Iron Islanders have a completely different religion with attendant cultural traditions. Shit, their baptismal ceremony involves making someone clinically dead and then reviving them, you've got to imagine that goes sideway some of the time and the person being "drowned" never wakes up.
The whole thing would make infinitely more sense if they had shown the dragon horn.
>>69890371
Idk if it's him or the writing or both but the iron islands scenes really were terrible.
Overall pretty decent episode but this shit is just dumb.
>>69893934
anyone think that jorah will get the fire arm when cured from greyscale???
>>69896256
wtf are you talking about? The only reason Victarion doesn't just outright kill Euron is the taboo of kinslaying.
>>69896006
>He is the most poisonous insidious character in the entire series
>He would never murder his nephews or niece or brothers
My nigga are you retarded?
>>69896256
they have a very strong taboo against kinslaying. Victarion spends like 10 chapters brooding about the taboo preventing him from killing Euron. in fact i'm pretty sure the ironborn religion has a slightly milder but still important taboo about killing fellow ironborn at all
>>69896603
Every fucking culture has a taboo against kinslaying. fucking moron jew writers don't know anything about culture or the real world.
>>69896256
Reread the Victarion chapters senpai, he constantly thinks about how much he hates Euron and wants him dead, but the shame of kinslaying is too much for him to deal with.
Kinslaying is a massive deal in all cultures of GOT and always has been, stop trying to defend this retarded show.
>>69896555
Oh I see you can't read.
Pointless replying to you then really
>>69892478
Best comment in the entire thread
>>69896555
Book Euron doesn't run around killing his kin willy nilly. he does horrible things to them like raping their concubine, then hides behind the law so they cant get back at him, and once he's safe he starts acting chummy towards them again to rub it in. in the books his younger brothers both desperately want him dead for what he's done to them in the past, and he knows it, but he always manages to get into a position of power over them and forces them to play along with his happy family routine. it's really fucked up and the sort of thing i would have expected D&D to like, but i guess they dont have enough screentime to spare for that kind of nuance at this point
lol. everyone in westeros but the lannisters knows sansa is alive
>>69896555
Who the fuck is this fool?
>>69896231
>Bran travelling through time to make farting a meme
disgusting
>>69895432
>>all of ironborn are OK with him being the king despite cheering for the said children moments ago
was like a simpsons town hall meeting
>>69897074
The guy in the picture? He's a basketball player. I can understand why a virgin fuccboi like you wouldn't know who he is.
Don't worry. Us normies will be around to provide answers from time to time.
>>69895432
>all of ironborn are OK with him being the king despite cheering for the said children moments ago
>Implying voters aren't the worst people to ever exist.
>>69892478
Only Lords vote in the Kingsmoot
The ships were likely 99% commoners.
>>69897285
watching people running after a ball, literally kill yourself normie cuck
FUCK!!! FUCKING TIMETRAVEL!!
ITS CONFIRMED!! BRAN IS THE ONE BUILDING THE WALL, HE IS BRAN THE BUILDER. got just turned to absolute shit
https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/4klqbk/everything_tonights_implications_on_the_mad_kings/
>>69897404
>got just turned to absolute shit
GOT FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
where did euron get his dentistry done?
>all the men build planks
>all the women sew sails
holy fuck, guys, one day as king and the Iron Islands are already at full employment
>>69890371
Not even shitposting, but who is this guy again?
Where the fuck is Yara and Theon going?
>>69897630
Probably to join the main plot with Jon or something.
Like, the writers needed a plot line to get Yara and Theon to participate in the White Walker war, when honestly, those two could easily stay in their islands and stick the middle finger at the rest of Westeros.
This forces them to join.
>>69897404
This is such a retarded theory. Bran literally grew up with the knowledge that Aerys was a madman who burned everyone to death, including his own uncle.
>I know, I'll tell him to burn more shit lolol
>>69897630
Home.
>>69897630
to dany, making victarion's trip. i hope there will laughing monkeys
>>69897781
Hold the door for me.
>>69897781
>mfw I was the first (You)
>>69897781
>being this autistic
>>69897879
You can hold the door too.
>>69897729
it already HAPPENED, don't you understand? He grew up with hodor being a simpleton too yet he still was the cause of that. The mad king is screaming burn them all because bran showed him the white walkers.
>>69895432
it's fine. See, the Ironbabbies are a bunch of fookin morons in the books. And the show iron babbies are stupid even by those standards. It's perfectly consistent and in character with their portrayal to act like that
>dude I killed my brother the king MAKE ME NEW KING LOL
>dude let me kinslay some more, find my nephew and niece and kill them
>dude I'm sure you 20 ironborn gents can build me 1000 ships in less than a week
>dude my nephew and niece left with more ironborn than are left here to support me it's cool tho I AM KING
>>69892765
I imagined that the whole ironborn population was way bigger than is being shown because budget reasons, it always seems like there are like a few thousand people in westeros in total while it's more like millions. So with the "little" support theon and yara had they could still steal like 50 boats. if that makes sense.
>lets go kill my niece and nephew !! :D
that was absolutely fucking retarded though and I can't even imagine how that even got in, it's like they shot the whole scene then ran it through a test group who couldn't grasp the fact that they ran for fear of prosecution so they added that so everyone would get it.
For fuck sake, timetravel, really grrm? Bran is behind everything, he builds the wall, tells the legend of azor ahai because he sees jon fight the walkers. he made the mad king go mad. This is so fucking shit
>>69897630
To build a few aircraft carriers to napalm the living fuck outta their uncle
>>69897896
>He grew up with hodor being a simpleton too yet he still was the cause of that.
That's because he was literally out of options at that point. Of all the people you think he'd ask for help, why the fuck would it be the Mad King?
>I paid the iron price, and here I stand.
Remember when those were Mormont words and Jorah shut down Viserys with them? D&D dont.
>>69892478
Well my brother stole a truck once, I figure you just do that x 5 and you've stolen a fleet, how hard could it be?
>>69897896
Bran showed Aerys the white walkers? How did he manage that? Didn't know he could drag others into his visions
More likely Frogfu is shouting it while Bran is having a vision of Aerys and he hears that
"Sam, I am disappoint."
wasn't asha greyjoy supposed to be attractive? if i lived on the iron islands, i'd rather fuck damphair than this yara character in the show
His character was awful and he looks like a bum.
Probably the biggest butchering of a character.
>>69898092
yeah that will be great "whats that? burn them all? OH SHIIIIIT XDD aerys heard me"
>>69892765
>Can D&D actually write a decent fucking villain outside of Tywin?
Tywin was the good guy though.
>>69898047
because the writers will make him do it, look at the "logic" of today's episode.
>>69898211
>Theon thought she was ugly as a child and literally couldn't believe she got so attractive
Can you imagine what kind of monstrosity of a child she must have been in the show?
>>69898092
his mentor could and his mentor is obviously him.
>>69898502
Probably something like this
>>69898561
His mentor could because they were both logged into the same IP tree at the same time
>>69898561
why is the three eyed raven literally him?
>>69890371
>>69894729
>defending poorly written drek
>being smug about not reading
I'm not even a bookfag, but the writing on this show has become abysmal.
>>69898885
>mfw he aligns his 1000-ship fleet in a flying V formation
>>69893495
It was more
>If I'm queen I'll build a lotta boats.
>Yeah, well if I'm king I'll build a lotta boats AND unify ourselves with House Targaryen.
>>69896006
I don't know if Euron is as bad as Tywin or anyone else. He raped Victarion's wife and was exiled for it and killed Balon with a faceless man. That hardly seems as bad as Tywin's terror campaign in the Riverlands or the Red Wedding or Tywin slaughtering the houses who fucked with him.
Victarion's main beef with Euron is that Victarion, as entertaining as his is, is a drooling retard and is an easily usable pawn for a schemer like Euron. Victarion is dumb enough to fuck the dusky woman and think that Euron isn't going to have a trick up his sleeve in Slaver's Bay.
>>69894951
Guess we won't be sailing to westeros anytime soon *badumtssh*
>>69895650
If Gerold Hightower is actually the Night King, I'm done with this show.
>Ramsay 2.0
I'm sick of this shit. They really think indiscriminate killing with no consequences makes a good villain?
>kingsmoot only happens very rarely
>No one mentions it or why theyre doing it now
I know theyre rushing out the iron islands plot out of no where, but cmon.
It will be like the mighty ducks for adults but with shitty writing and plot holes
>>69901206
was meant for >>69899313
So is Euron going to employ Littlefinger to assist in building a fleet of a thousand ships in record time on a bunch of islands with no trees? There's a TV schedule to meet.
>>69890371
Anyone else look at him and think
>>69901262
i hope brienne stops in quickly on her way to the riverlands next episode
>>69897722
>Theon finally bringing the iron island fleet he promised Robb
Like Pottery
Hey guys I killed the king, my brother, I have a cock follow me!
EURON EURON EURON!!! Bravo D&D
>>69901622
Correction anon. He has a BIG cock.
>>69901622
Euron is basically Trump
>>69902090
>white man
>big cock
that;s a paradox tbqh
>stab man with dragonglass
>he becomes WW
>stab WW with dragonglass
>he shatters into million pieces of ice
explain this
>>69902398
I wish Australia would get range banned tbqh
>>69891543
Ironborn are assholes why wouldnt you expect them to make dick jokes.
>>69893495
>cue yackety sax
Was it just me or was the scene where theyre walking up the cliff sped up? Looked retarded
Also the CotF death scene was in fast forward. Wtf
>>69902543
blood in blood out nigga
>>69892478
they didn't steal the entire fleet though
>>69902543
It was probably the entire ritual, not just the dragon glass that caused it.
if Victarion doesn't show up I'm gonna go on a killing spree or something
>>69901517
I was thinking the same thing desu
>>69894729
Yeah, go outside and watch a shitty tv show.
>>69890371
hey look it's another random bad guy taking over and causing characters grief
>>69892478
>HOW DID CLINTON AND HIS HUSBAND GATHER ENOUGH PEOPLE TO STEAL THE ENTIRE FLEET IF SNADERS HAD THAT MANY SUPPORTERS HOW DID THEY LOSE THE KINGSMOOT HOW
>>69904066
He's cut from the show.
>>69896712
AND YET YOU FUCKING DID
>>69895650
>Also:
>>Gerold Hightower is the Night King
Wait, what? Really?
>>69898885
honestly would have preferred him as euron
Is he fucking retarded. Lol build me a thousand ships bruhs.
>>69891543
BY JUPITERS COCK
![Naggas_Hill[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XCvpMdB.jpg "Naggas_Hill[1].jpg")
>no fucking dragon-binding horn
>no ribs of a fucking sea dragon to distinguish Nagga's hill as a special place the Ironborn have chosen to gather for Kingsmoots. It's just a fucking hill.
>fifteenth absurdly intricate "undead horde chasing people" scene instead
Really loving the way the SFX budget has been distributed this season. I much prefer the show being 90% people standing around talking and 10% over-the-top CGI swashbuckling nonsense.
>>69894729
>Awful accent
>Admiting to kinslaying (the worst possible crime in Westoros)
>Wanting to do some more kinslaying
>Doesn't have an eyepatch
>Or a badass mute crew
JUST
>>69891884
Don't remind me.
>>69902543
its magic, i ent gottan explain shit
>>69895415
>5 minutes
Try 5 seconds
>We could have had Mads
>We got this schmuck
>>69896256
Kinslaying and killing Ironborn at all are even more frowned upon in Ironborn society than in the rest of Westeros.
>>69896256
I bet you handwaved the dothraki kneeling to Daenarys last episode too you moron.
>>69895307
so much this
>Let's build a new fleet and catch them LOL
what the fuck out of?
>>69906517
Mads is a faggot and so are you
>>69896256
>The Iron Islanders don't have that cultural taboo.
he hides it in the books because they do. why else hide it?
