ITT: flicks only women can understand.
titanic - men think she's a selfish cheating bitch
>>69886901
Pretty sure that movie is loved by plenty of virgin males who fantasize about a girl as cute as that not getting railroaded by the cocks of Chads and niggers.
>>69886901
>women
>forced to watch shitty flicks because kino is too much for them
>>69886901
women can only understand a film written and directed by a man that fetishises manic pixie dream girls? hm.
blacked.com
the only good thing about Amelie was the main actress
the humor is "lol so random" quirky
Men think it's just fap material.
If you meet any girl who's a massive fan of this film and tries to act like Amelie, stay away from her.
Most females have shit taste in film because they'd rather watch some romance drama or some shitty "scary" film because all they want is to feel shit, not to think.
>>69887209
>Most females have shit taste in film because they'd rather watch some romance drama or some shitty "scary" film because all they want is to feel shit, not to think.
So why do most males have shitty taste? Particularly here.
>>69886901
even that autistic girl got laid easely while you are still a virgin
>>69887161
Nah bro. That's a genuinely funny movie.
>>69887311
because of that Kino term everyone keeps using just to try and fit it, and because most are millenials who think capeshit is deep and the best turd shat out of hollywoods asshole.
>>69887361
If you're 12.
>>69886901
Do you mean: "flicks only dumb people of the female gender understand" or "flicks only emotionaly unbalanced hysterical pseudo meminists understand"?
>>69887311
low test levels
>>69887400
I'm 30 and I thought it was funny when I was 18 and I still think it's funny.
But then again I'm a patrician. I don't watch all this gay foreign shit half you fags pretend to like so you can circle jerk each other to see who is more pretentious.
>>69887455
How many movies perfectly pandered to your tastes, anon?
-2?
>>69886957
I've met several girls who think Titanic was the best shit ever and they all wanna be like Rose. So apparently this woman fucked some guy in a car on a cruise ship, then this idiot didn't try and get into that door or whatever that saved Rose's life. This woman had a family of her own and all that later on, but never forgot Leo all those years; so she tosses some valuable gem into the ocean and dies thinking of Leo dicking her. Why think of your sons and daughters and grandchildren when you can fixate on some dude you knew for like a week 60 years ago whose life you might've saved?
>>69887455
hello virgin
>>69886998
She's a slut though. Besides, I don't want a gf, I want to fuck.
>>69886901
I'm surprised no one has made a masturbation joke yet.
>guys will never get this movie
>>69887557
I only watch movies in the nude because it is my right to do so in a truly free democratic country.
>>69886901
I understood everybody just fine. Did your DVD not have subtitles?
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>>69887750
I understood all of these.
90% of Christmas movies.
>>69886901
huge goddamn nose
fucking ugly cunt
>>69887515
People who saw this movie at 18 are now 30. Fuck my life.
>>69887515
>I'm an idiot
Point taken. Updated response: If you're 12 or an idiot.
>>69887092
What? I thought she was annoying as hell. But maybe it was the character, and not the actress. Anyway, I hated the movie.
>>69887927
LONDON
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>>69887650
Every. Single. Time.
>>69888261
LMAO
saved
>>69888261
>he's triggered when he's called a virgin
>wonders why it happens every time
Hey, virgin.
>>69887391
Guardians of the Galaxy was deep.
>>69888261
haha cool
you're still a virgin though
>>69888261
I'm a guy by the way.
>>69888338
>le virgin meme
18+ lmao
Steel Magnolias. Yaya sisterhood of the traveling pants.
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>>69888642
>getting this triggered by an image
shit I wish I had some infographics on this device
>>69887985
Yes my son.
>>69888056
>You don't like what I like, so you're an idiot.
Pretentious fag detected. I was correct in my assumption.
>all this stupid guys arguing about being virgins
>because they can't explain any of the movies
>they just don't understand
>>69887978
explain
>>69887161
She was really hot beafore cocaine
>>69889270
They're literally made to appeal to children (and thus mothers) and sentimental old women.
>>69889683
You can say that about any celebrity
>>69886901
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>>69887209
>there's people in this world who can't understand Amelie
>:-(
>>69891561
I just don't see the appeal. Also, it's too green.
This masterpiece (and its copypasta Puerto Rican sister):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozgCOYNbFY4
>>69892435
Guess it's not for everyone.
I watched this unbearable turd with my aunt. I thought it was a sound argument for why feminism is poisonous to society. I really hated how much of a beta weakshit her exhusband was.
>>69893475
Shit forgot my image.
>>69891561
I really liked Amelie, but I'm just a Jeunet fan in general.
pic related, It's City of Lost Children
>>69887345
She was pretty hot tho
>>69894935
Never seen that before. I'll have to check it out. Thanks.
>>69887750
Yeah!
>>69886901
I'M QUIRKY
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>>69886998
I'll probably never have children but I feel like if I ever had a son and he saw that movie, I'd want to tell him that he doesn't have to sacrifice his life for some woman. Just because you had sex with her doesn't mean she was some benevolent angel with the keys to heaven if you protect her. You never have to respect anyone who says "women and children first" and you have every right to fight for you own survival at the expense of others who stand in your way.
>>69887391
Even the worst capeshit offers more stimulating thought than your standard dumb woman film.
