>about to watch Deadpool
>empty theater except for me and friend
>this shows up and sits literally in front of us
chink genocide when?
>>69881731
Dude, what the fuck? Also, are you sure you didn't go see Zootopia? Because that would make more sense.
>>69881731
>empty theater except for me and friend
>ogre sits in front of you
Just move left or right you fucking pussy.
>>69881731
where the fuck do you live? Cambodia?
>>69881731
>happy family about to watch movieIsn't Deadpool rated R anyway? How did the babies get in?
>some neckbeard creep is taking their pictures without consent while mumbling to his friend about genocides and comic books
>>69881731
WTF, didn't they know you had a private screening?
Tell them Godzilla is two theaters down on the right.
>>69881806
doesn't change the fact that non-whites should be banned from movie theaters
>>69881731
Should of told them to fuckin move and not sit directly on front on you
Should of moved after they sat there
Should of said no babies allowed in movies
Should of punted that chink fuckin baby to the front of the theater
Should not be a bitch your whole life
Learn to stand up for yourself
>deadpool
>brings literal infants
Fuck you you're both bad parents and bad people.
When I went and saw Jurassic World same shit happened in like the second weekend, brings 3 5-9 year olds and they wouldn't shut up the whole way through.
>>69881731
Now anon. You can start it all.
>>69881731
>paying money to see a movie like Deadpool
>>69881812
>mumbling to his friend
>to his friend
>his friend
>friend
>>69881731
>deadpool
That's still playing?
Where the fuck are you?
>>69881731
Did you choose to stay local or are you just on summer break from Spartans/Wolverines?
>>69881857
Yeah but to be honest Jurassic Anything's target audience is 5-9 though. Deadpool's is more 8-14.
shit parents come in all colors
>Sitting at the back of the packed auditorium with her boyfriend and baby, the Houston woman's sister watched the event unfold.
>with her boyfriend and baby
>>69881731
>go to cinema
>empty
>some cunt sits literally next to you
what the fuck is wrong with people..
>>69882115
wasn't that a midnight shooting as well?
>>69881731
>>69882232
I mean midnight screening but I guess I wasn't necessarily incorrect
>Going to a theater that allows infants in ANY of their screenings.
Why would you do this? It's an international sign of a bad business.
>>69882320
I find teenagers and adults far more annoying.
Kids go quiet when things get good. They know better than to look away when Iron Man is doing Iron Manny things. Teenagers and adults are either looking at their phones or asking someone else to look at their phones. And most talk all the way through.
>>69882405
>Teenagers and adults are either looking at their phones or asking someone else to look at their phones. And most talk all the way through.
This. Always go to the movies 1-2 weeks after release.
>>69882490
on a Tuesday in the morning
>>69882115
Might've just been unmarried parents.
>>69882074
>Deadpool's is more 8-14.
That's only because the pegging scene is aimed at more mature tastes
>be in high school
>weeks building up nerve to ask my qt crush out
>we go to the movies
>so nervous
>empty theater, literally the only two in there
>just before movie starts a couple in their 20s come and sit in the seats literally right next to us
>too scared to say or do anything
>nobody else comes in the entire time
>paralyzed for the entire movie
>crush won't talk to me after
>>69881812
>Isn't Deadpool rated R anyway? How did the babies get in?
kek you're dumb
>>69882405
sorry but where do you live, retardville?
>>69881731
move dummy
>not going to the flicks on a weekday midday 2 weeks after the flick is released
goddamn plebs get off my board ree
>>69882782
With the rest of society. It's one door away, my neet friend.
>>69882886
sorry but you must live in a town of retards if that's your experience at cinemas.
>go to random theatre in america
>it's penis inspection night
>also forgot to bring my gun
>had to use a knife
It was so awkward afterwards that I barely spent a couple minutes on the showers and ran away
>>69881731
I dwnld Deadpool when It was in like it's 2nd week of release!
>>69883559
But honestly it should be illegal to bring a child to an R rated movie.
The woman's baby in front of me wouldn't stop making noise so I just stuck my head between the seats and screamed really loud. IDK why I even did it but she got really mad and left.
>>69881820
they would run away, though
>>69881852
>Should of
>Should of
>Should of
>Should of
Jesus Christ, Anon. Did you drop out of school?
