Talk about dicks and discuss the worst show on TV.
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>>69699710
>>69808854
1st for BTFO
HODOR WOULD YOU PLEASE HOLD THE DOOOOOOOOR
>>69877200
Kek dumb bookworms
HALTE DIE TÜR
HALTE DIE TÜR
HALTE DIE TÜR
HODOR
RIP best pupper.
Are D&D targaryen loyalists or they just want the show to die like any character that goes to Mereem?
This show is absolute trash; absolute pedalled garbage. It panders to the lowest common denominator and dregs of society, sacrificing substance for base appeal, not risking anything but rather applying cliche tropes overriding the show’s uniqueness. Which is honestly an articulate way of saying it is generic bland crap wasting its potential as the seasons drudge on.
These two hack Jew producers haven’t the slightest clue in the direction they’re taking things after deviating heavily from George R.R. Martin’s literature. Each scene is painful to watch as the actors are forced to ramble on in 21st century vernacular.
Someone [GRRM] who's fundamentally anti-religious, anti-feudalistic wouldn't have his magnum opus be some pedalled story of religion, Azor Ahai and prophecy full of tropes and simply a chosen one defeating the Others and bringing harmonious balance; it's going to be so much more than that and even throw all that out the window when the Others and Children make their return and ultimately the epilogue for ASOIAF should break the Kingdoms and core of feudalism entirely, as it breaks the mould of genre fiction. The show has no indication of remaining faithful to the source material but continues to be absolute pandered bullshit catering to faggots.
>more dick jokes
>(farts)
>let’s play a drinking game!
>ebin stronk female caricatures
>Cut all the history and intricate politics (e.g. Riverland sieges and negotiations from AFfC, notion of the history of Blackfyres and their impact on the world – Bittersteel (Golden Company), Brynden Rivers role, Daemon)
>Cut or completely butcher all real player’s plots (e.g. Wyman Manderly, Doran)
>Neglect the true puppet masters who manipulate everything from behind the scenes throughout history (e.g. Bloodraven/Children, Quaithe)
And you fags enjoy this mind numbing horseshit. This show turned into a fucking sitcom years ago and you should all kill yourselves for watching it.
Ayo what kinda Tyrion & Varys arc you want this season fám?
>everyone keeps screaming about the same things even if they're not plot holes
(Meera picked up one of the obsidian spears stfu)
But they're forgetting that
THE CHILDREN FUCKING 1 SHOTTING THE WIGHTS WITH THEIR SPEARS WHEN ITS FUCKING CONFIRMED THAT OBSIDIAN DOES NOTHING TO THEM
>Bran has another flashback from Tower of Joy
>Ned finds Lyanna with a baby in her arms
>She says "what shall we call him?"
>Ned goes "I'll be right back I'm just gonna go to the jon, I need a piss"
>baby's eyes roll back and he starts convulsing
>no cleganebowl confirmed
>Euron is not cool as in the books
>origin story of the WW
>Hold the Door
fuck i had high hopes for this season...
Preston was right
Can someone please explain to me why Ned Stark didn't take the Iron Throne and rule Westeros after he defeated the Targaryans?
Feminist power fantasy the show.
Every episode we will remind you how evil men are.
>The khals wanting to rape a strong powerful women(Kelly C).
Every episode this season we will remind you white men have small cocks or none.
>Varys has no cock joke every episode this season.
>Jon snows small pecker joke last episode.
Every episode we will remind you how evil white men are.
>Ramsay being evil, killing white women and sending evil rape letter.
>The WHITE masters owning BLACK slaves.
Every episode we will remind you how weak white men are.
>Jaime,Jon,Kevan,Loras,Theon and Tommen all being weak little bitches until a strong powerfull woman tell them otherwise.
Every episode we will remind you that men are nothing but BETA whiteknights.
>GreyWorm, Jaime, Jorah and Sam.
Every episode we will remind you how powerful woman are.
>Brienee talking shit about executing evil white man Stannis.
>Kelly C killing evil men, being portrayed as a goddess while being The smuggest of cunts.
>Sansa demanding Jon to take back WinterFell or she will take back WinterFell by herself, while Jon was being a little bitch.
>Yara going to rule the Iron Islands while saying how worthless white men are.
Who wants to go and make natalie dormer oink with me??
These threads are going faster than the Others went to see Bran
Rest in peace pupper. ;_;
>>69877254
Alder, Haldür!
>"Bran, I've been hauling this sled for days without so much as a bite to eat. I'm gonna have to gobble on that cucumber of yours"
>"My cucumber?"
>Meera unlaces Bran's breeches and begins to suck him, he's helpless to stop her
>"Muh... cucumber?"
>"Muh.. uhh... 'cumber?"
>"Mucumber?"
>"MACUMBER!"
>"MACUMBER!!"
Anybody have a green text for the stuff leaked?
>Summer is kill
>Hodor is kill
>Nights King is a COTF expirement
Q: How is Hodor's death like basic etiquette?
A: A gentleman holds the door for the lady.
Actress who played Sansa in the play.
Someone sauce. Those boobs were JUST
>>69877256
>leaks were right
>shaggydog dies
>summer dies
>ghost dies
>nymeria probably dies
AYY WE NEEEDED THE BUDGET FOR THE DARGONS DABID
>>69877292
>Bran sees Lyanna
>"Damn she's fine"
>Wargs into Ned, fucks her
>N+L=J
Varys just can't fucking catch a break
>>69877284
See you next Sunday at 9 pm
Reminder that Cogman is the true evil, and the D&D have done nothing wrong:
Things D&D have done:
>adapted many scenes amazingly, such as Blackwater, Red Wedding, Purple Wedding, Mountain vs Viper
>Gave us the awesome Massacre at Hardhome, which the books only mentioned in passing
>made the show a success with plenty of top tier actors and actresses
>gave us the great Theon burning the letter scene
>Gave us the Robert & Cersei scene
Things Cogman has done:
>Fucked up Dorne with his fanfiction and talked D&D into doing it(HINT: They didn't want to do it)
>Asha(oh wait, no, i mean Yara, Cogmans fanfic name for her) vs Ramsay's Dogs
>put Sansa in Winterfell
Is the Night king a Stark?
>>69877176
Y'all cunts remember when kinslaying was the worst possible crime to commit in Westeros?
>>69877332
Start by watching the first episode of the show or read a few of his POV chapters in AGoT
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Brandon_of_the_Bloody_Blade
Night's King is a Stark.
>>69877234
>le brit genes
Blood Raven is not dead
He was removed from the Branches and he is finally free for he is The Nights King
He has seen all magic and knows all things past.
It is soon time for the final battle.
>>69877286
This is a over the top pasta but it's not completely wrong
post s6 season leaks pls
>>69877176
7th for the door
>TENEAT AD OSTIUM
>TENEAT AD OSTIUM
>
>Hodor
Who should be cast to play Leanna Stark?
Gonna watch the leak now. What to expect?
Why is Bran just walking around and warging into past things?
Did you read books, Dabid? He's a tree, he only sees what great trees saw.
>arya training montages
What's the obsession with direwolves anyway? They never did anything important.
>muh cool big wolves
That's about it. CGI is expensive.
daily reminder everyone on /got/ was wrong about euron=daario
everyone was wrong about syrio=jaqen
everyone was wrong about jorah saving dany by spreading greyscale amongst the sandniggers
basically like 99.99999% of the horse shit people came up with including the preston jacobs stuff was all wrong
bookfag tears are almost as sweet as stannisfag tears
WHY DO DABID AND DAN HATE THE DIREWOLVES SO MUCH?
Fucking hacks and their shitty dragon obsession.
>>69877356
>Jorah I command you to go find a cure for medieval stoneaids
>I should be king because I killed Balon and I have a cock
>Promise me Ned
>>69877343
>Ran into the wights and died immediately
B
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Still a better performance than "abandoned Jon for an entire season and was off doing something while he got stabbed 100 times" Ghost
>>69877380
>putting Sansa in Winterfell
>bad
Are you suggesting that the clumsy Jeyne Poole clusterfuck would have been a better option for television?
Apologize.
So... Euron wants to ally with Daenerys
And Yara wants to ally with Daenerys
And this obligates them to be enemies or something
I mean
OK
Is it possible that this shit has been butchered even harder than Dorne? I hope Preston has an absolute field day with this
why didn't the bloodraven just go back in time to stop bran from going back in time to see the night's king?
Not related to this season but it always bugged me.
>Varys wants what's best for the realm
>Wants Robert dead even though his reign was, like, 15 years of peace and he wasn't insane...only drunk.
>>69877442
>never did anything important
uh, remember summer protecting bran and cat from the assassin? that was kind of important
in the books they are more important. ghost is the one who finds the dragonglass
>>69877382
Of coursh. Starks=Snarks
>>69877256
I yelled what the fuck at my screen like a raging autist when he died
I know the show is trash but Summer died for no fucking reason, he didn't even stop the skeletons for more than 3 seconds
>>69877333
The entire plot just become good women vs evil men
>the children of forest (which are female) created ice zombie lords (which are all male) for their fight against first MEN
shit thread desu
>>69877442
dog dog go awoo awoo bark bark
Alright so Sansa seems that she wants to become queen of the north and take revenge against the lannisters(since she lied to Jon she doesn't want him to rule) while Jon wants to take witnerfell and gather all the norsemen in order to defend the Wall,meaning they'll fight.What if Jon stabs Sansa like Azor Ahai stabs her wife(therefore a person he loved) and fucks white walker shit up as azor ahai?
>>69877472
I'm sorry I doubted you preston
>>69877290
yeah I forgot that it kills walkers but lords can only be killed with val steel
>>69877397
He really does look like le current year man doesn't he?
Promise me Ned
>>69877472
Preston spouted a lot of shit. What are you refering to?
>>69877333
the show is created by 2 jews, the trick is to look past it and focus on the scenes that don't involve any women
>>69877392
>yfw every god king of planetos was named bran
>yfw the mad queen will never rule westeros
>>69877472
What was he right about?
>>69877434
they just decided to change that because it would be easier to show scenes even if there weren't any weirwoods around
stupid right
>>69877463
It's a storyline that shouldn't have been made at all if the only way to supposedly make it is by assassinating Salsa's character arc.
>>69877234
Did the episode leak already or what? I keep seeing this maymay but have no idea what it's about. Does Hodor become Hodor because he actually means "hold the door", but he got rekt while saying that?
>>69877430
Not a good actress
She's only going to appear for one scene
>>69877292
>le pisswater prince
D A B I D ! ! ! ! ! !
>>69877472
>they literally use magic to turn humans into others
>IT'S SCI-FI I SWEAR
fuck off preston
>>69877431
- Hodor dies holding the door
- Summer dies just because
- children of the forest created the walkers
- floppy dicks
- top tier fart jokes
Stannis is not dead.
He and Brienne made a deal that he would lay his life down for the Starks and help them takeover the realm.
>>69877367
>Varys just can't fucking catch a break
Just once I'd like one of those 'long evil/threatening monologue' characters to be cut off midsentence by a hammer to the face.
I. Fucking. Hate. This. Trope.
HS is the most guilty in GoT
>>69877414
>Ghost dies
>Ramsay is imprisoned by Sansa
>Wun Wun dies
>Ramsay dies
>Blackfish dies
>Cercei dies
>Thoros dies
>Beric dies
>Hound is alive
>Tommen dies
>Tyrells die
>Yara gets killed by Euron
>Euron gets killed by Theon
>Theon joins Daenarys rather than help Jon
>No Cleganebowl (trial is cancelled)
>Cercei burns down Kingslanding
>SmallJon is killed by Thormund
>Ramsay is a tactical mastermind who defeats Jon
>Dues Ex Vale Knights route the Boltons
>Dolorous Edd dies
>>69877472
I'm sorry I doubted you even a little bit.
>>69877332
because he was not the leader of the rebellion, he "had the option" but really there was a whole army outside and its not the "first come first kinged" situation.do you really exepct muh honor man to do that to his bro?
>>69877475
Whoever Dany sides with will likely be crowned. Of course they are rivals.
>>69877442
>Ghost finds the dragon glass
>Summer saves Bran
>Nymeria is leading a giant wolfpack
Sure not important
>No Ironborn will be led by a woman, even Balon's daughter who we all know!
>Oh your plan is to have 100% of us slave away to build a fleet to give to a woman literally none of us have ever seen? Well that's fine!
>>69877363
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4730958
>>69877254
HALTE DAS TOR
HALTE DAS TOR
HALT DAS TOR
HALTS TOR
HOLZTHOR
HODOR
>>69877442
>what's the obsession with dire wolves
Literally every furry fursona ever. And muh pack mentality and silent killer edgy instincts. Direwolf fans or wolf fans in general are the autistic sonic fans of the animal kingdom
>>69877454
Ghost was locked in doors
>>69877492
its ok anon, summer will be back. he won't be summer though, he will be zombie summer (winter?)
so you'll see him again :)
>>69877442
What's the obsession with dragons anyway? They never did anything important.
>muh cool big lizards
That's about it. CGI is expensive.
>>69877516
Yeah, i am not american nor know what shows this guy does, but when i see bran my brain jumps to this living meme.
>>69877542
yes, episode leaked yesterday.
This show is shit right? Why do you guys still watch it?
>>69877475
They're obligated to be enemies because Euron iced Balon and he knows Yara will slit him in his sleep.
The real retarded part is how Yara somehow managed to steal his fleet from him. That, and how absolutely NO ONE cared that he killed Balon.
>Kinslaying is bad
>Ramsay kills Roose
>Balon is killed by Euron
>No one seems to care
>>69877559
>forgotten nano-machine tech
>magic
Haha, get a load of this pleb
>>69877483
Varys wants what's best for the Blackfyres, not the realm.
>>69877596
Nah it's fine cause Euron's gonna marry her, no sweat bro
Every episode has a dick joke.
Who is playing Lyanna Stark again?
>>69877493
There are no cotf left anymore. so now the fight is White Male(bran) with ice zombies. And the white male will win whrere the cotf lost. are you happy?
DEY TOOK OUR BEST SHIPS
>>69877619
Dragons are the catalyst for Daenerys' entire plotline.
Stark kids with or without direwolves are the same.
>>69877333
>Every episode this season we will remind you white men have small cocks or none.
did you like that actors full cock shot and all the talk about his dick warts?
>>69877367
>Big strong independent woman talking about how useless a white man is
Every episode.
>>69877290
>ITS FUCKING CONFIRMED THAT OBSIDIAN DOES NOTHING TO THEM
If by 'confirmed it does nothing to them' you mean 'confirmed it kills them stone cold fucking dead' then I agree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAfdHNjbYHU
>>69877514
Are you sure armour wasn't the problem with Jon?
>>69877609
Why would Jon lock him up for no reason?
So who is gonna pay the iron price to sit the throne after Tommen commits sudoku?
>>69877635
What's a Blackfyre
>>69877607
>>69877254
There are people who unironically watch this shit in German?
>>69877619
Dragons are the atomic bombs of Westeros. Except you cant create them.
Did they completely scrap the sand sneks plotline? Episode 5 and they only had 1 scene this season.
>>69877643
This is actually a fact. Varys is the brunt of them too.
>>69877619
What's the obsession with White Walkers anyway? They never did anything important.
>muh cool ice zombies
That's about it. CGI is expensive
>>69877677
They aren't. It's shit writting.
>>69877650
it's not like the rest of the drawing is much better desu
>>69877695
dumb show fags make me sick
>>69877629
memes aside I actually really enjoyed last episode outside of the iron isles
and the whole bran warging shit
Hodor's death was emotional though bro
And the play in Braavos was awesome and introduced fake Sansa, the best new character
>>69877683
PLEASE LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WHITE WALKER AND A WIGHT YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>69877559
>Obsidian
>nano-machine tech
you know what obsidian is right?
>>69877677
Except Bran and Jon would be dead multiple times over if it weren't for the direwolves
>>69877695
The cadet dynasty of a legitimized Targ bastard.
How do you faggots already know the episode's contents did I miss something
>>69877290
Used obsidian does nothing
Obsidian absorbs the magic. It can not be used after that
i think arya should put on a man's face and make sweet love to mummer sansa
>>69877483
he doesn't want peace he wants a targaryen king for reasons, I'm thinking he's a blackfyre but whatever
Anyways, Varys and baelish basically spent 5 books making sure cersei stayed in power because she is such a shitty ruler that
Varys plot: argon could claim the realm easily
Baelish plot: could become king of the ashes after she literally fucks up everyone and only he remains
>>69877367
>smart coy israeli woman telling a cis white male how useless and dumb he truly is
You can't fucking make it up at this point
How do bookfags feel knowing the show will spoil every important detail of a book that will never be finished?
Every episode has also had a death scene.
D&D truly think this is good TV.
Promise me Ned.
>>69877708
>>69877619
What's the obsession with humans anyway? They never did anything important.
>muh cool big dwarfs
That's about it. CGI is expensive.
>Theon and Yara going to warn Dany about their uncle and attempt to ally with her
Will Dany give Theon a cock?
>drzi vrata
>drzvrata
>drvrata
>drata
Hodor
>>69877743
ep5 was available early on some hbo streaming service. someone put it on the internet.
>>69877721
Is it because there's nothing else like it around?
Bran me, Bran
>>69877743
You've missed 24 hours of bitching about the leaked episode.
and another 24 hours of joyous celebration of Sansas tits
>>69877630
>The real retarded part is how Yara somehow managed to steal his fleet from him. That, and how absolutely NO ONE cared that he killed Balon.
could it be
that this is somehow related?????
>>69877436
>watching twitch
>watching twitch + watching soda
you have to be 18 to post here, anon
>>69877677
Robb would have been still alive if he listened to Greywind
BLOCCA LA PORTA
OCCAH LA PORT
CCAH LA POR
CAH LA POR
AH LA POR
AHPOR
HAPOR
HOPOR
HODOR
>>69877788
The red priestess will give him a volcanocock
Fucking kek
Write a funny scene involving her
no fart meme
>>69877366
allright here it comes:
>BRAN SEES LYANNA TRYING TO GIVE BIRTH BUT FAILING/HAVING PROBLEMS
>WARGS INTO HER AND STARTS PUSHING
>WHILE DOING SO FARTS AND SHIT AROUND BOTH IN BRAN'S BODY AND LYANNA BODY
>JON IS BORN
>LYANNA IS DYING DUE TO HAVING A BAD BIRTH/BRAN POSSESSING HER AND PUSHING TOO HARD
>BEING THE SELF CENTERED WHORE SHE IS SHE ASKS NED TO NOT TELL ANYONE SHE SHAT HERSELF
>NED BEING A FUCKING RETARD THINKS SHE ASKED HIM TO NOT TELL ANYONE WHO JON'S FATHER IS
kaboom d&d
>>69877743
http://vodlocker.com/9i3aavbew3ko
>I feel the Winds of Winter as they lick across the land
D&D LITERALLY beyond parody at this point.
>>69877343
(he is not dead)
>>69877579
>HS is the most guilty in GoT
desu priests in most religions hold sermons that follow that formula
>>69877788
No they are going to kill their arc. Just like anything that meets Dany.
>>69877721
You have shit taste on everything else, but Fake Sansa's tits unite us all.
>>69877770
I will be happy that at least i'm not a retard showpleb that tries to bait people with comments such as yours
>>69877763
Why a man's face? She was clearly a lesbian
Arya should dress up as Melly and convince her to pay respect to the lord of light by embracing her
>>69877658
>Bran
>Fighting the ice zombies
They're his future army.
>>69877580
>Ghost dies
yes
>Ramsay is imprisoned by Sansa
yes
>Wun Wun dies
no
>Ramsay dies
no, Jon spares him and he's imprisoned
>Blackfish dies
no
>Cercei dies
no
>Thoros dies
probably yes (Hound defeats him)
>Beric dies
no
>Hound is alive
yes
>Tommen dies
yes
>Tyrells die
no
>Yara gets killed by Euron
no
>Euron gets killed by Theon
no
>Theon joins Daenarys rather than help Jon
no
>No Cleganebowl (trial is cancelled)
yes
>Cercei burns down Kingslanding
no
>SmallJon is killed by Thormund
don't know
>Ramsay is a tactical mastermind who defeats Jon
yes
>Dues Ex Vale Knights route the Boltons
yes
>Dolorous Edd dies
no
>>69877773
but le shocking moments for the normies anon, how will they not understand that a death is not necessary? le shock value! le grrm kills le your favoirte character!!!
>I love you Khaleesi
>btw I have greyscale
>>69877848
(oinks)
>Where are my niece and nephew
>let's go murder them!
Um, what the fuck ? So not only are the ironborn totally fine with Euron murdering Balon they're now also willing to HELP him kill two more family members who they were politically supporting at a rally like 20 minutes ago?
So is it just the shitty torrents I'm watching or is there always this gray haze in the show?
>Margaery will actually die this season
>Jaime will revert back to his old ways
>Tommen will sudoku out a window
>Faggot Ramsay will not be killed, because muh honorable Jon Snuu
pls just end my suffering
>>69877696
No, we just imagine what they would say to end up with Hodor. Halte das Tor kinda actually works.
Although german voice actors are usually way better than English ones, its insufferable watching it in German. People purposefully overpronouncing shit like Lannister, where it becomes Lännister, and Bastardnames that just sound wrong.
Jon Snow = Jon Schnee for example. Imagine if someone was called Wolfgang Montgomery or Heinz Gray or something daft like that.
>>69877840
ah cool, i didn't notice the stones before so this is the same location the night king was created but in the current timeline.
>>69877706
shut the fuck up youll jinx it
>>69877286
you are a retard for even giving a shit. I've read the books a few times by now and i figured years ago that the show turned to complete shit in season 2, didn't even finish watching it and since then I only rarely bother with reading spoilers about major events in each episode. get on with life and put this turd behind you.
>>69877840
where the hell was bloodraven in this scene?
i was under the impression bran was like joining in on wherever bloodraven was. but he wasn't there? or maybe he was there and that's what the walkers were looking at before bran?
>>69877867
Her name is "Falsa"
>>69877899
[CHEERING INTENSIFIES]
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JUST FUCK MY LORE UP DABID
>>69877580
>Theon joins Daenarys rather than help Jon
That would be awful.
So what girl power shit is going to be forced into tonight's episode?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/jon-snow-game-thrones-spin-8025488
LMAO JON GETTING HIS OWN SPIN-OFF SERIES
>>69877890
Euron will most likely be killed by Dany/her forces
>>69877907
>Faggot Ramsay will not be killed, because muh honorable Jon Snuu
So Jon is willing to kill a child but not fucking Ramsay without a trial? A trial is only used in Westeros when there is no certainty of the persons guilt, not immediately apparent treason, raping, murder and whatever else Ramsay has done.
>>69877907
>Margaery will die
Where did you get this from?
EXPLAIN HOLD THE DOOR PLS
>>69877957
So obsidian + human = white walker? lel
>>69877899
Quality writing.
>>69877972
what
>>69877957
to be fair there is a slightly similar scene in a bran tree vision. it wasn't a cotf from what i remember, but a woman sacrifices a man in front of a weirwood and bran gets blood on his "face"
>>69876913
holy hell
>NO THEON DICK!
BOOOOOOOOOO!
*Crowd begins to hiss and shout phrases like "GET OUTTA TOWN!"*
>BIG EURON COCK!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
*Crowd begins to cheer, stomp feet and lift cock warts into the air*
>>69877972
Jesus Christ
What would this even be about?
>>69877580
>No Cleganebowl (trial is cancelled)
>>69877972
>someone actually wrote that title
Thank God Hodor died to give them like a 30 second head start (and Summer died to give them a 0 second head start). I'm sure Meera will be able to get all of 100 feet dragging Bran in that time.I know the leaks say Benjen comes out of nowhere to save them
>>69877333
At the end of the day, why does anyone actually give a shit if this was a feminist power fantasy? Is that illegal? It isn't like there are many of those...I don't see the issue half the time, men have been leas characters in fantasy for fucking decades
Chill the fuck out and just read Conan the Barbarian and work on your sperg rages
>>69877364
Who the fuck claims that Ghost dies? I saw all the leaks and no one says anything about Ghost. One guy claims that he isn't even there when Bastardbowl happens.
>>69878006
U gotta have a weirwood to sacrifice the human to and some cotf magic as well.
>>69877994
part of the truede leak that is appearing more and more correct based on the most recent episodes. google truede leak and you'll see most of it.
>>69878001
HOLD THE DOOR
>>69877899
Don't bother finding logic in dabid and dabid's writing, just enjoy preston jacobs' videos about the true ironborn instead
DETEN LA PUERTA!
DETEN LA PUERTA!
DETENPUERTA
DETPERTA
DETA
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...
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Hodor...
Hodor...
Hodor...
>>69877972
No fucking way
When are they going to set it lmao? Is he going to be King and they'll set it in his reign?
>>69877972
>No Robert's Rebellion
>Just more of fucking Jon Snow
Well I guess female fans DO love Kit Harrington. Makes sense. War scenes and the Rebellion would cost more money to re-enact, too.
>>69877899
>You expect us to follow a queen while the last heir of Balon Greyjoy returns to us?
>Euron: He guys let's go kill the last heir of Balon Greyjoy
>okay!
>>69877972
Dabid wants to end the series with season 8
but HBO wants to make more shekels
they already talked Dabid into a season 9
they're becoming desperate
>>69878057
The logic is that everyone who was fucking loyal to Yara and Theon left in ships with them
Christ you guys are fucking retarded
>Hodor = Hold the door
Of all the tinfoil fan theories this was the one to come true? wew
Still, my face when the final scene
>SHE IS YOUR LEADER GUYS!!! XDDD
fucking feminist power fantasy the show, holy shit
fuck, i got warts on me cock
>>69878016
Pretty sure that vision was from way earlier, like Tard days or so
>>69878045
Pretty sure D&D are fixated on killing all the Direwolves
>>69878030
it's a medieval sitcom
>>69878084
>You expect us to follow a queen?
>Euron: Let's go do nothing but build ships to give away to a queen!
>okay!
So since time travel is possible why can't bran jsut go back in time and train with bloodraven? Or why not just go to the past and tell hiself to not be a complete retard?
>>69878041
During this scene I was wondering where Jojen was (since there was no paste).
Then I remembered he got stabbed by a cheeky hiding skeleton for no reason as well.
>>69878070
maybe they'll just cast him as rhaegar to show how retarded it was no one ever suspected he was Rhaegar and Lyanna's kid.
Why are the ironborn portrayed as some power hungry villains when over half of them want the lifestyle of the continental westerosi? People like euron and victarian are a fucking minority
Did they recast Benjen or is it still the horsefaced dude from s1?
>>69878089
>>69878089
The fact that they just stole the ships is retarded
Shit, the fact that he told everyone he killed his brother and no one cared is retarded
>>69877972
>tfw based King Jon Targaryen spin-off
>>69877972
JUST
>>69877333
>The khals wanting to rape a strong powerful women(Kelly C)
The Show reflects medieval societies in which women were raped alot
>Every episode this season we will remind you white men have small cocks or none.
There was a white Man literally last Episode who boasted about how big his dick was (euron). Also All the fucking Unsullied Have No Cocks and they are brown not white
>Every episode we will remind you how weak white men are.
You Are just Cherrypicking, there are plenty of strong male characters and weak female
>Every episode we will remind you how powerful woman are.
Like Salsa being Raped
>Yara going to rule the Iron Islands while saying how worthless white men are.
At Least Update your Shitposts
I'm no feminists but your points are retarded.
Maybe you should go out and lose your virginity instead of crying about how a low fantasy series is oppressing you on /got/ all day
>>69878041
30 seconds is still better than nothing
HOLD THE DOOR = HODOR
Is literally the only reveal we'll get this season?
>>69878059
HOUD DE DEUR
HOUD DE DEUR
>>69877947
Bran did it without the Bloodraven's guidance, that's how the NK hijacked it and marked him.
Bloodraven found out too late
>>69878132
>for no reason as well.
Jojen paste is probably correct and they didn't want that in their show.
>>69878001
YOU HAVE TO NAIL IT SHUT
>>69878101
Why was that even relevant
>>69878129
i hate how now all game of thrones is going to be about is fucking bran and his time travelling bullshit
i really hope it's not like this in the books. i don't think grrm would do something as cheesy as this
>>69877176
>go in ladies, ill hodor for you
>>69878159
R+L=J&M
>>69878159
we'll get the r l j shit too
D&D are just dragging it out since cleganebowl isn't happening apparently and they know everyone's waiting for it
>>69878001
THAT DOOR'S A WHORE
>>69878142
Why are the ironborn portrayed as some power hungry villains who are also perfectly willing to devote their lives to free manual labor when told to?
>>69878165
You'd have thought there would be some safety measures on those tree branches if BR is going to zone out on his own occasionally.
>>69878125
It's all a ruse: he's going to tak her dragons with dragon horn and kill her
>B-but he doesn't have dragonhorn in this series
They don't have to show it beforehand, you faggots
>>69878028
>live from the Republican National Convention
Cersei 2016 it's time
>>69878006
don't forget magic idiot
>>69877957
>blaming based D&D
This was Cogman's fault >>69877380
>that face Yara made when Theon spoke up in her defence
cute!
HOLD THE DOOR
YOUNG HODOR FELL TO THE FLOOR
WHOA WHOA WHOA
can someone explain to me why bran went into hodors mind in the past?
I know the whole time paradox thing
but considering bran doesn't know he caused it, why would he do it in the first place?
>>69878214
>Woman
>Dying ever
>>69878125
Yara also wanted to build the biggest fleet, but what was HER PLAN before Euron came out with his Dragon plan?
>>69878159
young ned will appear in ep 6 and 10
I liked this "Hold the door" scene. Finally I know what was that fucker mumbling about. No idea why they killed Summer and why those blue punanis (for which I couldn't care less due to lack of character development) went full ISIS on White Walkers. If the leaks are true it will be a decent season but still not really eventful.
How will they ruin the clegenebowl scene?
Why is it so easy to kill them?
>>69878165
What the fuck was Bloodraven doing? Jerking it to watching Shiera in the bath?
>>69878059
NO NO NO NO NO
CON PAZ... CON PAZ...
CON PA...
CONPA...
Conpa
>>69878186
no reason
they just wanted to show a cock up close
wasn't it like the second one they showed so far?
I believe we saw Theon's in Season 2 but that was it.
>>69878186
The episode was running 30 seconds short.
>>69877896
>Go, Jorah, go find the cure and come back to me!
>>69878129
Close loop.
>>69878233
don't question it dude
>>69878258
searching the past for the next thing to show Bran
>>69878236
Seriously though why don't women die in this show
>>69878233
bloodraven told him to do it
i think he bloodraven realized it needed to be done and he knew what would happen. it's all a part of his master plan
>>69878236
I can't tell if a post is ironic or not anymore
>>69878223
Stop making excuses Dabib.
Hold on, did the "Hold the door" comes from that Bran told Hodor in the past to hold the door, and the retard has been saying it the entire time?
>>69878252
they have low energy. sad!
>>69878240
Sale west and find North and South Amerios.
>>69877940
Fucking this. Anyone that is just now bothered by how off the rails things are is like 4 years late on noticing.
>>69878233
Because it's a closed loop, and Bloodraven knew it was required.
