>>69870402
Amanda is hotter than Alisha.
Is based Dalek man or that polar bear on tonight lads?
>that was a semi final act
>talent
>>69870803
Blame it on DUDE I'M A MARRIED MAN WHO LOVES ACTING LIKE A FLAMING FAGGOT ON TV LMAO
>>69870914
>married
Even she realised he was a faggot and left him
>>69870914
He's a cuck lmao
>>69871107
Seriously?
>>69871121
Literally cucked by the Biebs
That was some good shit
That princess would get it lads 2bh
Would you a THICC?
>tfw dead thread
>>69871737
It'll be better when we get to BGMT aka Rare Mulhern Hour.
Them fucking teeth
>muh dad
>muh daddy
They need to ban singers and dancers, there's too many of them.
> dance group from Leicester
> no pakis
Racist desu
>tfw the only worthwhile act in this whole show
God this year is so shit act-wise. Davros better win.
>>69871985
That polar bear in second please
>>69872085
>polar bear act
Nonce/10
Stormtroopers for 2nd please.
Another shit dance group. Why do they keep putting them through to the semis?
Does Alesha Dixon have nudes?
Would love this to go wrong somehow and he gets an arrow in the eye
I had no clue what was going on in that act. Where was the risk?
Belongs on America's got talent
>>69872569
He hasn't pulled the last one because it's fake. None of them, would have hit him.
That was really underwhelming
When do they release the poison gas?
I've never seen this slop, but "Britain's Got Talent" is such an insecure name. It's like the subtitle is "No, Really. It Has. Please, please watch. Please."
>in 10 years there has never been a tit slip or accidental female nudity
Fuck this shit 2bh
The mamma's boy is on next. The little faggot needs his mommy with him LMAO.
>>69873176
I'd shag his mum though tbf
MILF
The incest is strong with this one.
>the climb
Who picked this song for a mother/son???
Once again, the UK proves to be the most cucked country of them all.
They both fuck
>>69873505
Feels good man
was that supposed to be trump?
>Simon says something right
>Everyone boos
Forever the heel.
REDDITOR IMPRESSIONIST BTFO!
BLESS GOD-EMPEROR COWELL!
>black people
>nation of chucks indeed
They really need to cull these acts. There should be a 12 person limit, with over half having to actually be british.
>golden buzzer act
>gets the most time of all the acts
What a fucking fix
Me on the right
Bad night when mother and son incest was the best act
I would do despicable things to Amanda Holden
How the fuck do I vote with the app?
>>69874641
>he downloaded the app
Good goy
>>69874742
The app is free to download.
>>69874832
Thanks Ant
>>69874861
No probs lad.
Do people actually watch Coronation Street?
It seems bad even when compared to American soap operas.
Hope they don't the really mean thing from last year where they say where they came in the votes.
Would pay good money to see Amanda and Alesha's clam desu
amanda can use my tongue for bog roll
grow a pair simon
Simon is a lazy cunt always needing the audience to do his job for him
>>69871788
Legit one of the best TV shows around. No sarcasm.
>sword swallower tomorrow
>>69871788
I think you mean MEAMhern
>the boy from stavros
>I think they're probably a murderer.
What did David Walliams mean by this?
>It's a Memehern brings his falcon to evade the cinema's no singles policy episode
I'm having a poo
>>69878566
>It's an Ant gets salty and REEEEEs episode
>>69878076
All he needs to do to get a gf is stand up and thrust
>It's a Mulhern is horribly racist towards Potatoniggers episode
Oedipus was the best act but they're really creepy.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10285751
It's ironic that the most dangerous acts ended up being underwhelming.
Crossbow guy was in no danger at all.
Sword guy is going to be prerecorded.
Polar bear>Davros>Dinosaur
