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Fix this fucking door, you fucking faggot!
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Fix this fucking door, you fucking faggot!
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"You'll get your goddamned money when you fix this GODDAMNED NIGGER RIGGED DOOR YOU FUCKING HOOK NOSED JEW KIKE"

Raimi, what were you thinking, man
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>>69855118
>>69855158
FUCK ALL OF YOU. MY DIALOGUE IS MASTERFULL YOU PIECE OF SHIT KIKES
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>>69855118
>"How's the pie?"
>"Tastes like your sister's cunt."

Jesus Christ, Raimi
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>>69855158
>>69855118
>no, you nasty skank! I don't want your cunt-rot smelling shitbiscuits!

Wow . . . Is it poetry?
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>>69855118

>HARRY LISTEN! THE GAS CHAMBERS USED TO KILL PEOLE ARE JEWISH LIES! THEY WERE USED FOR DELOUSING!

Honestly, I expected better from you Raimi
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>>69855118

>With great power, comes great responsibility for your people. The kikes knew this, and they will favour their own kind and use us like fucking cattle until their empire implodes. Kill them all, Petey, and I'll smile upon you.

Holy shit Raimi, nice "red pill"
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Were it not for your selfishness, your little doors repairs would have been quick and painless. But now that you've really pissed me off, I'm gonna fix it nice and slowww...
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>YOU KNOW HOW MANY NIGGERS I SACRIFICED?!

Christ, Raimi
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>>69855118

>I'm done trying to convince you that niggers are subhuman

You're as blue pilled as they come Raimi, fuck you.
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Bump.

All of these are fantastic
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>Harry... Find peter... And fuck him in his tight white little ass...

dᴀmɴ
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ITS YOU WHOSE OUT GOBBY

OUT OF YOUR DAMN DOOR
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>I like killing niggers... It makes me happy

Really Raimi? REALLY?
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>>69855425

>I bypassed the compressor, TO PAY YOUR FUCKING RENT YOU SUBHUMAN SLAV

I see that Raimi has had an influence over JJ.
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>Did you just throw a fucking frisbee at me? What do I look like, a fucking dog? I'll rip out your ballsack, faggot bitch nigger. I'll make you my bitch, you'll bark when I will it!

Woah, didn't know Raimi was writing for Civil War
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>>69855118
>"YOU'LL GET YOUR REST WHEN YOU FIND THE FUCKING JUSTICE LEAGUE"
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>>69855542

>those wings cotton fibre? But then again picking cotton is so typical of a fucking nigger like you.

Jesus fucking Christ, Raimi
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You need a teacher, you dumb bitch.

You're a fucking woman for fuck's sake.
The only reason you've been able to keep up is the guilt I'm feeling from murdering my father and Chewbacca shooting me with his gun, which was shown to be far more powerful than the average laser.
Now, join me slut before I destroy you and your teeth.
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>>69855542
>here's 5 bucks peter, make yourself scarce, I'm gonna fuck your aunt in the asshole
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HOLD

THE

DOOR
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>>69855570

>BRUCE! LISTEN TO ME NOW!

>ITS THE RENT! THE RENT FOR THE DOOR! THATS THE KEY?

>IS IT FIXED? ARRRRGGGHHHH ITS FIXED?

>YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THE MINORITIES! YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN RIGHT ABOUT THE MINORITIES! FEAR THEM! KILL THEM!

Taking a page from Raimi, eh Zach? No wonder why your movie bombed.
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>>69855647
Jesus Christ, Marisa is sinfully hot for a 51 year old. In terms of genetics and procreation a woman that old should not be able to make my dick so hard.
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>>69855687
Holy fucking fuck
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>>69855687
>... Martha

>Why did you say that name? Martha? How did you know about that one jewess I tricked into giving me head before sending her and the rest of her family to the concentration camp? That one that was pregnant when she died?
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>My spidey sense is tingling, or is that a nigger trying to pick pocket me again?!?

You have reached a new low, Raimi
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>>69855570
>"YOU'LL GET YOUR FUCKING BILLIO WHEN YOU MAKE A MOVIE WORTH PAYING FOR, YOU JEW THIEVES"
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>>69855632

>Kylo Brandishes flaming cross sword

>He gazes at Finn caressing the fragile white woman in his arms, stroking her face

"NNIIIIIIGGEEEERRRRR!"

Jesus, looks like Raimi still has a touch on Hollywood
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>"I fucking hate sand niggers!"

Well umm I guess that explains why Fraser was never able to find work after the Mummy movies. How could the script writers think it was fine to allow this type of dialogue?
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>>69855749

Lost it.
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>>69855118
You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do. I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I...we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your frienda, redhead girl and science girl...they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculating and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells...you will know that the rent has been paid.

For this month.
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>>69855118
>I said... uh... Spider-Man, I said uh... The great thing about MJ is... when you look in her eyes and she's looking back in yours... everything... feels... not quite normal. Because you feel stronger and weaker at the same time. You feel excited and at the same time, terrified. The truth is... you don't know what you feel except you know what kind of man you want to be. Its as if you raped your aunt with a crucifix and you weren't quite ready for it.

Damn it Raimi, so close to a perfect scene.
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>>69855865
>my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculating and fists upon them
every time
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>>69855788

>HEY O'CONNEL! LOOKS LIKE I HAVE ALL THE BANKS!

>HEY BENNI! LOOKS TO ME LIKE IVE GOT ALL THE ARYANS TO THROW YOUR KIKE ASS IN A GAS CHAMBER!

Thanks for ruining his career, Raimi.
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>>69855865
I had to look away when I saw him in the cinema. Every part of my body rejected him. He gave off the worst vibe, the most horrible impression. And well then he delivered this line, and I knew I was right.
It never felt as bad to be vindicated.
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>>69855742

>Even if there is a one percent chance that the niggers will cause mass destruction, we must take it as an absolute certainty! That is why they must be destroyed

Fucking hell...
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>Choke on it you fucking gypsy whore!

Wow, Raimi. Just... Wow.
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>>69856289

It was a different time.
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Anyone have that one Pest / Raimiposting crossover meme picture where the top panel is the Pest, the bottom panel has Peter Parker's face edited on the Pest's body and the text is "I like to HAVE A DOOR THAT FUCKING WORKS"

t: subhuman mexican redditor
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>>69855865
Post the other pasta, the one with his slav nickname.
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>>69855743
Holy shit, i've never actually thought about this, but spiderman's senses must tingle every time he's near niggers
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I love you /tv/
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>>69857683
I think we should just be friends.
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>>69858019
I dont have any anyway
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>>69855865
holy keks I'm dying over here 10/10
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>Get this fucking gypsy away from me, Dashawn!

Did anyone supervIse your script, Raimi?
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>>69855221
It was better than the original which the focus group thankfully had them cut. It was originally "Tastes like your little sister's cunt."

Over the line desu.
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