Remember that time your toast was slightly burned James?
Remember that time I took over the Magellan large array and packed it full of explosives for some reason?
>>69842827
>burned
burnt
Remember that time the power went out and your alarm clock stopped, making you late for work?
>>69842879
Yes, James, my doing as well.
Remember when you couldn't find your car keys James?
>the author of all your BANE?
Remember when they Greenlit the Ghostbusters reboot, james?
>>69842827
Remember that time you were about to cum and her husband arrived? All me, James.
Remember when you burnt your tongue on your soup James?
Remember that time I literally drilled into your brain but five minutes later you were spouting one-liners and fucking bitches like nothing ever happened?
>The Author, Owya Payne
Who was Owya Payne and what the fuck did he have to do with the plot again?
Is this the birth of an epic new meme?
yo yo yo james!
Remember when you stubbed your toe on your coffee table, James?
>>69842982
>The thing is no one messed with James soup. Anyone touched his soup? He got whacked. His soup was too hot? Chef got whacked? Too cold? Whacked.
>>69843030
I am the author of all your memes.
>>69842899
thats right james, it was me, the author of all your pain
Remember when you ordered an egg mcmuffin but got a sausage and egg biscuit instead James?
remember that time you were cast in that movie where you had to make out with that grandma?
Remember when the new Janitor deleted your Bane thread James? Who do you think reviewed the applications, James?
>>69843027
Me either
Remember that embarrassing erection you had in front of Q a year ago, James?
>>69842959
haha!
Remember that time you opened your window and a pigeon flew in and defecated all over the place, James?
Remember when you accidentally posted in the wrong thread, James?
Remember that time you tripped on your shoelaces James?
It was Smee, James. The author of all your Bane.
remember when you woke up and went to fridge only to find the fridge's door slightly open ? that was actually my doing
>>69843325
It was me, the author Alya Payne.
Welcome to my subterranean lair. I see you're already a wearing your rhetro futuristic clothes, good, I designed them myself.
>>69842827
Remember when the colonists split from England? It was me James, the author Thomas Paine.
>>69843431
> THAT WASN'T HER, BARRY
>>69843030
>birth
>Who could it be?
>>69843915
Ah son of a bitch!
YOU ALL BOUGHT IT
EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT
>>69843431
the best part of that thread, for me, was someone imagining zoom explaining each one of those methodically to barry as he sat and listened
Remember that time you made a thread and you didn't get a single reply?
>>69843347
holy shit
>>69843037
top kek
Remember that time you forgot to pack a toothbrush James? It was all me, James, the author of all your packing lists.
>>69843508
Underrated
The greatest thread on /tv/ since the first "Jesus Christ. Really Rami?" thread
Kekked too hard
>craig
>bond
>>69846780
Got an archive link for the first "Really Raimi?" thread?
>>69846911
he's best bond
"Even when I had to stop the eco-terrorist in Bolivia?"
"What? I don't know anything about that."
>>69842959
>craig
>bong
James, remember when you had all the horses but were on the wrong side of the river?
Remember that time you were watching porn and you thought you had disconnected the blutooth from your sound bar in your parent's living room, James?
>>69843508
Well played.
>>69847333
He literally only had one great bond movie and that was his first one.
Remember when you ran out of toilet paper James? It was me
James, remember when the janitors deleted your >66666666 get?
Remember the French excellence? It was me, Paul Masson, inspired by that same champagne.
>>69843992
I WAS YOUR IMMEDIATE FAMILY JAMES
ME
>>69846780
This board is truly dead. Holy shit I feel old. I need to kill myself
>>69848952
I feel you, man.
I was on this board many moons ago. Before Baneposting. Before Banji. Before fucking generals.
...Suicide pact?
>>69848344
>r of all your BANE?
yeah on the other hand Brosnen and Connery had one good movie
OTher ones doesn't even have good movies
Craig wins
>>69848624
It was me, Paul.
It was me, Paul.
I was inspired by that same French excellence all along, Paul.
>>69848952
remember when /tv/ went to shit
it was me James
>>69843067
fuck goodfellas were brvtal, whacking the chef twice
>>69842827
>Remember that time your toast was slightly burned James?
kek
Does anyone have that pic of Zoom having the same speech to the Flash and even showing Zoom pushing the flash as a kid down a flight of stairs?
It's the absurdity of this meme actually played straight, and it's perfect
>>69842827
Hello James, Do you remember the time you were played by completely different people? Yes, that was all my doing.
Remember that time your car seat was slid slightly forward and you bumped your knee on the steering wheel when you got in the car James?
>>69848614
is that the dude from Nirvana?
this thread is low-key meme-fucking-tastic
>watching James Bond flick
>It Was Me starts playing
>>69842827
was it him?
Remember that time when you couldn't find that one Lego piece you needed to complete your model so you had to make do with a piece that was the wrong color?
underrated thread
>>69842827
>>69843431
It was me, James. I was the one to burn your toast all along.
>>69852673
>remember the time a good thread was underrated?
Remember the time you had a bit too much to drink and took a cock up ya bumhole?
That was all you
It was memes James. It was memes all along.
>>69842959
>>69843915
IT'S ME AUSTIN
Remember when this meme stopped being funny, James?
It was me
>>69843431
>I shit your pants
Gets me every time
>>69843508
Remember when it was a cold night and you were taking a warm shower but you ran out of hot water?
That was me, James.
>>69852588
Kek
>>69852673
>underrated
You know this is far from the first time this thread has been made right?
Remember that time you were jacking off and the video buffered on a shot of a penis and you came?
All me, James. The author of your pain.
>>69853999
Checked
>>69842827
Remember the plot from the previous James Bond movies James?
>>69843992
AWW SON OF A BITCH
Remember the Alamo? It was me, James.
>>69854077
Remember Quantum of Solace?
It was all me, James.
![Quantum_of_Solace_-_Dominic_Greene_and_Bond_fighting[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IpTArwb.jpg "Quantum_of_Solace_-_Dominic_Greene_and_Bond_fighting[1].jpg")
>>69854275
Fuck you, you didn't have an axe fight with Bond in an exploding base, asshole.
Remember all the Jews and niggers you blamed for causing the extinction of your white race?
>>69854465
go raimipost somewhere else.
>>69854535
> LISTEN TO ME! THE GAS CHAMBERS WERE JEWISH LIES, THEY WERE MADE FOR DELOUSING!
>>69854465
>>69854535
>>69854665
Yes, James, Raimi was me too.
>>69854465
IT WAS ME, BARRY! I MADE THEM IMMIGRATE TO EUROPE.
remember when the marks and Spencer's BLT sandwich you brought for lunch disappeared from the fridge?
That was me, James
>tfw I love Christoph Waltz
>tfw /tv/ hates him
;_;
>>69856138
>/tv/ hates him
Guess who, James?
remember the time you were replaced by a nigger? it was all me James
>>69843508
brilliant
>>69842827
>Remember that time Nickelback came on the radio, James?
>>69856138
>/tv/ thinks x
>m-muh hive
Go end yourself. You pussy.
>>69843508
Well done.
This meme basically already existed as Jokerposting, but I'll let it pass.
>>69857694
So you're new here, huh?
>>69850175
My face hurts.
>...
>>69849377
EVEN MY FRENCH FAMILY BOUGHT IT!
>>69842827
Isn't this Zoomposting? Why are you copying it?
>>69859256
/tv/ hasn't had a good original meme in years
JAMES BOND POWER RANKING
Non-meme rankings.
Timothy Dalton
George Lazenby
Daniel Craig
Piere Brosnan
Roger Moore
David Niven
Sean Connery
Remember the HRE?
>>69843347
Aww Son Of A Bitch!
Remember the time you found a hair in your soup? IT WAS ME, JAMES.
>>69843274
I don't think he was involved, just look at him.
Do you want to know why you burn the roof of your mouth every time you eat pizza, James? Do you want to know why you can never make a shot into the trashcan at the office? Have you even considered what precipitated your itchy balls?
>>69843915
IT WAS ME ALLLLLL ALONG
Remember when you were cutting down on carbs and you decided to get desert even though you shouldn't have?
>>69847154
Post it
>>69850245
>kek
lol
>>69852588
>>69860844
It was me, Zyzz, the Goblin of all your gains
