If Bucky killed Tony's parents, how was Tony born?
How did Steve jump straight from private to captain?
>>69837915
How come there was no next time baby?
>>69837915
damn...
pal manipulatwd the midcolinias
>>69837915
isn't that the question of the day?
>>69837998
Everyone has midichlorians in them you fucking retard, fucking read up next time loser. God, I fucking hate casuals.
>>69837915
Tony was born after his parents were killed, how is that so hard to understand?
>>69837915
Holy shit I lol'd
Good one, OP.
>>69838104
If his parents are dead though, how is he alive?
>>69838104
How you exist if your parents deaded?
>>69838104
But tony was a hologram? he wasn't even real. How can he be real now if he wasn't real when his parents were alive?
>>69838230
STOP QUESTIONING THE FUCKING TIMELINE MARVEL NOS WHAT THEIR FUCKING DOING
>>69838287
>Defending this blatant error
Go fuck yourself
how did Marty see himself in the future when he skipped ahead 30 years?
>>69838199
They died after he was conceived you spastic
If it's the civil war, why are the blacks on opposite sides?
>>69838358
a better question would be is why did biff return to his present day 2015 instead of the altered one
>>69837915
How did Leonardo Di Vinci die on the titanic and then was Romeo??
>SpiderMAN
Peter is not yet 18 years old
>>69838395
Yeah, but his parents are dead you imbecile. He shouldn't be alive. Jesus, some people are so dense
liberal propaganda: the thread
>>69838395
conceived does not equal birthed
>>69838395
But how he live if is parents are deaded?
Where does Bruce Wayne go when he puts on the Batman?
jesus fuck op how dumb are u? tony's parents were killed after he was born. what the fuck man, a teast research
>>69838539
>Spiderman
>Spider
Peter doesn't have 8 legs, so he isn't a spider
Marvel will defend this
>Captain A says he knew Bucky killed Tony's parents
>Never told to the audience before
if captain is america why is he white
>>69838633
YOU KNOW TOO MUCH
Seriously? Fucking idiot. Jesus Christ this board is filled with morons. You guys talk down on Marvel movies but maybe there just to smart for you.
>>69838649
OMG you dense motherfucker, why don't you fucking read first before spouting out bullshit.
How can he be fucking alive if his parents are dead?
and it's spelt test*, you dumbcunt
>>69838731
Tump builded wal
>>69838622
godo qestsion
>>69838633
wouldn't you like to know ?
>>69837982
>>69838622
>>69838707
>>69838773
>>69838774
dumb frogposter
>>69837915
>tfw dad has a weeks to live
My time's almost up, lads.
why tony break up with peppe pott
Hol up
>there is a camera conveniently place right at the place where Bucky killed Tony's parents
>>69838858
maybe it was just a prank
>>69838846
he dating dat boi now
>>69837915
If Captain America killed Bucky's sisters, how was Iron Man born?
>>69837915
Where did Iron Man get his suit? I've never seen it in the shops before.
>>69838753
HE WAS BORN AFTER HIS PARENTS DIED MAN! DONT CORRECT MY FUCKING LETTERS WHEN U CANT EVEN USE THE RIGHT FORM OF SPELL DUMMIE
>>69838486
It was a case of house niggers vs field niggers anon, Jesus, did you even watch the movie?
>everybody keeps complaining about /pol/ when /int/ is the ruining this board with their retarded crap
>>69838899
oh shit waddup!!
>>69838909
I don't even think we have the technology yet for an Iron Man suit. How did Tony get it?
>>69838927
then why does spiderman have cotton rope
>>69838874
>tony reads cap letter at the end
>hey bro, it was just a prank
>>69838834
better get dat inheritance money
>>69838858
Tony Stark Death Prank Go Wrong (GONE SEXUAL)
How is Black Widow white?
zeemo: tony, ur parents are kill
toni: no
buck: it was in accident
toni: >.<
>"Civil" War
>a bunch of Americans, a Sokovian and the king of Technokenya
>>69838952
>That scene where Spiderman just sits up there with the rope in his hands yelling "Yall niggas get the noose if any get loose!"
Eerie shit
>>69838918
>DUMMIE
LMAO how fucking retarted are you? It's spelt Dumby. Learn english
If Thor has a hammer, where's the nail?
>>69838753
>>69838753
lol he was born after his parents died
>>69839142
shit i mean before lol!
>Ant-man
>turns Giant
I can't believe marvel let this happen
>Bucky turns evil just because some guy reads him a poem
Great writing.
>>69839103
>When Black Panter is fighting Bucky and Bucky goes "Yeah I killed your nigger father! I killed Martin Luther King Jr too! I'll kill any nigger who decides he's too good to be a house servant!"
Russo's are still better than Whedon though.
Who were inside all the suits in Ironman 3 at the end?
>>69839115
up Jane Foster's asshole.
why do the avengers spend most of their time fighting each other
>>69839212
I swear Rami had influence
>>69839072
>Civil War
>Nobody is curtsying, shaking hands, or making small talk
Poor form, my chaps!
>>69838712
He gets the info in Winter Soldier
why isn't batman in the avengers, he would be great
>Civil War
>movie takes place in multiple countries
Marvelfags WILL defend this
>Civil War
>no Abraham Lincoln
![1452909141369[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VGdFdrG.jpg "1452909141369[1].jpg")
Why didn't Iron Man just fly the Tesseract to the wormhole?
>>69839392
because he got raped in prison.
>James Buchanan Barnes
>called Bucky
>not Barney
>>69839392
Good idea
>>69839479
Hes also pretty violent
>>69839613
>>69837915
Tony Stark's existence is a time paradox. It's actually going to be addressed in Doctor Strange what with the Time Gem.
>>69838633
He's always the Batman. He wear's a human costume over his bat suit
>>69839613
how dubious
>>69839189
he actually shrinks every thing around him. He remains the same size
you'll notice this because the sky is the same size
>>69839356
Dr.Computer told him that HYDRA killed Tony's dad not that Winter Solider did it.
Why didn't he just tell tony that?
>>69839828
Wow the first logical answer on this thread. Thanks anon
He said
>he killed my mommy
Not
>he killed my mom and pops
You idiot that confirmed his dads alive that's how tony exists.
>>69839740
Where does Bruce Wayne go then???
>>69840024
Bruce Wayne doesn't exist...
only BATMAN!
>>69840024
Bruce Wayne and Batman are two different people. Bruce doesn't have giant pointy ears
Here's the biggest error......
why dont they have secret identities????? what the fuck?????
anyone can just stroll in their homes and shoot their families!
>>69840259
>Iron Man
>Captain America
>Black Widow
>family
lol
>black widow
>no spider powers
Marvel is a HACK.
Why would Hydra name their Super Secret Solders after a reference to Thomas Paine's American Crisis ?
>>69839893
>Winter Solider
he phases just like kitty pryde until he's solider
if vision is ultron why did he is not killing the avengers? why even zemo?
>hawk eyes never misses
>team Iron Man is still alive
Russos don't understand the source material
>>69843578
None of them wanted to actually kill the others. They just wanted to subdue them. If it was about killing them Tony would have just bought the airport and launched a bomb from a satellite to kill Team Cap.
>>69843814
Why didn't he subdue the plane?
>>69843814
If they didn't want to kill the others, why did Rhodes get killed?
>>69843814
then why didn't they just talk ?
>>69838622
Unless, he a zombie
>Iron Man
>5"0
Marvel BTFO
>>69839473
BECAUSE THE IRON MAN ARMOR MARK 7 WOULD HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED BY THE POWER OF THE TESSERACT YOU RETARD
>>69845959
>Make sure you come see my new Star Trek movie though!
>>69846102
>implying you JJ
>>69839212
>That scene where Black Widow takes double the BBC to atone for her past crimes
What did the Russos mean by this?
>>69838649
>falling for weak ass bait
You passed the autism test with flying colors
>>69837915
A good question, for another time.
>>69846846
you mean I'll have to watch the after credits scene of the next movie ,to see what will happen ?
>>69837915
I have something I'm seriously confused about though
WHAT THE FUCK was Daniel Brühl's thinking at any point in this movie????
Lemme get this straight
He steals that code book and attacks that summit so he can infiltrate SHIELD (which must have been ridiculously difficult) so he can have Bucky go berserk, and so he, Daniel Brühl, can find out where the other winter soldiers are. After finding them on Antarctis or whatever the fuck, he kills them all, because his plan all along was just to make the Avengers fight, so he patiently waits for Iron Man to find him so he can tell him about Bucky murdering his parents before he goes out to kill himself.
The Avengers were mostly fighting because of their disagreement about the treaty though, which Daniel Brühl had nothing to do with???????
And how did Brühl know Bucky going berserk inside SHIELD would create inner turmoil???????
And wasn't there some way to create turmoil that didn't necessitate becoming the top psychologist of SHIELD/infiltrating SHIELD (which must have been hard as fuck)?????
And why would Brühl go through so much work specifically to kill the other winter soldiers?????
And how could he had known that Bucky and Iron Man would follow him so he could tell Iron Man about Bucky killing his parents?????
>>69837954
The title is honorary and was conferred upon him when he was a USO showpiece.
>>69847346
>which must have been hard as fuck
Maybe, it was conscious on the part of the creators, to make this point, SPECIFICALLY TO SHOW US that these organizations can no more be trusted than Cap or Tony. That the accords would tie the hands of these god-like beings, with the red-tape of an organization that one man can easily infiltrate...
Also, wasn't Hydra a thing, once? Like, INSIDE these organizations.
>>69847509
I think that's my problem with Civil War's villain, that he seems to be making points and filling functions the creators need him for, but fails to be an intelligent, goal-oriented individual on his own terms. His actions seem to me completely bizarre, seen from his point of view, but in some miraculous way they contribute to what he's trying to achieve
>>69847707
He thought about nothing else for over a year...
And hey, Ozymandias could do something equally contrived and it's the greatest comic book story ever told. And Ozymandias had being a billionaire and resisted super genius on his side.
>>69847346
The Hydra super soldiers were already dead decades before the events of CW. He was using the threat of their existence to bring the Avengers to that spot.
His original plan was to the use the virus he had Crossbones acquire but that got blown - he was adapting his plans as he went on. It wasn't the grand masterplan type affair that reduces everyone to pawns on the board - he was having to chop and change it as the events went on. Getting Stark and Rogers alone together at the end with Bucky there to act as a catalyst for internal strife was probably more than he could have hoped for and it almost worked - well, desu it did work bar Cap being man enough to stick to his ideals and hold back from killing Tony.
>>69847769
His plan wouldn't even had made a dent on the Avengers if Scarlet Witch hadn't thrown that bomb into that building down, and if that hadn't led to the king of that country demanding the UN legislation ... And later if Iron Man hadn't happened to show up at that snow base. And so on, and so on. There's just so much luck involved and I can't even make out a coherent plan on his side. With Ozymandias it's a big deal that he's like the most intelligent person on Earth, so it makes sense he would have hyper-complicated plans. Second, you can clearly make out the general outline of what he was doing and why at all times.
>>69847895
Huh, I guess that makes more sense ... Compared to how the movie spoon-feeds everything else they could had made it clearer that he was improvising, what his original plan was, etc. though, couldn't they?
>Tony Stark
>stark is german word for strong
>is not strong enough to beat Bucky & Cap
>>69837915
Capt America was iced. Alright.
But Bucky was conscious and standing and doing soviet shit not the whole time but a significant part of it, why didn't he age at least a few years?
>>69837915
>>69838486
Freemans fought slaves in the American Civil War.
>give me back my rhodey
You know which was which.
>>69847895
The main problem is HOW did he know this fucking video existed
>>69837915
>the contrarians on /tv/ will defend this
sick to death of this board
>>69850486
he's iron man
Why did Harry go to a wizards school when magic isn't real?
>>69847895
>The Hydra super soldiers were already dead decades before the events of CW.
No, Zemo shot them.
>His original plan was to the use the virus he had Crossbones acquire but that got blown
Got any evidence Zemo hired Crossbones?
>Getting Stark and Rogers alone together at the end with Bucky there to act as a catalyst for internal strife was probably more than he could have hoped for
The VHS tape was what he was looking for since he went to the Hydra guy's house.
About half your post is fucked, which is weird because the other half is spot on I'll admit. Seems like you got the motivations right in terms of feelings, just not concrete actions.
>>69850486
Pieced it together from BW's leaked documents at the end of TWS, like he said directly in dialogue with the Hydra agent.
>>69837915
How did Ironman exist if palm-sized nuclear fusion reactors don't exist for another 100+ years?
>>69847769
Ozymandias first of all is specifically a parody of grandiose supervillain plans and second of all his actions all have a genuine reason behind them, the pirate stuff is basically a metaphorical stand-in for his story
>>69851144
it's not nuclear
>it's a frogposting thread
>>69849484
>a significant part of it
Wake up, spend a day killing someone, go down a year waiting for another high profile target. He's probably like 5 years older at best.
>>69839196
>implying you wouldn't turn evil because a guy reads you a shitty poem
Do you even realism
>>69846166
JJ has nothing to do with the new Star Trek
>>69845959
Cap tried, Tony didn't listen.
>>69847346
It wasn't SHIELD, SHIELD doesn't exist anymore.
Let's talk about this goddess.
>>69847940
THE ACCORDS WERE A THING WAY BEFORE THE LAGOS INCIDENT.
ZEMO'S PLAN DIDN'T RELY ON THE SOKOVIA ACCORDS, THEY WERE JUST CONVENIENT TO HIS PLAN.
>mfw Marvel doesn't even have the balls to kill the token black iron man
>>69847346
jus turn off ur brain :^)
Why is she called black widow, if she fucked all of the avengers and didn't kill any of them?
>>69851806
Who is this jizz juggler?
>>69851834
>Convenient
Crucial.
And regardless, the accords were very much not in play before Lagos, don't deoude yourself.
Zemo's plan was the weakest part of the film.
>>69851806
she's amazing
I wish my girlfriend was more like her
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Why doesn't Bucky age?
>>69851806
>Kills a fuckload of people
>Gets a hug
Bravo marvel
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>>69852273
>implying you wouldn't hug this cuddle-machine
>>69851806
Why is she so cute bros?
>>69852273
>niggers
>people
>>69852273
>implying Wanda ''Hotel Rwanda'' Maximoff did anything wrong
if you die when your parents die then how are all of us here.
when adam and eve died their kids died so boom. no more humans.
>>69852338
Not saying she morally in the wrong for it, but if you kill 127 people to save 128, i'm not giving you a fucking cookie afterwards
>>69852406
But she accidentally killed 12 people to save hundreds and Cap.
>>69839613
>pretty violent
>>>>>>implying he actually committed the murders
>>69852040
>the accords were very much not in play before Lagos
No they weren't.
The entire fucking reason the SOKOVIA Accords exist is because of what happened in SOKOVIA in Age of Ultron.
If the Accords were made because of Lagos then they'd be called the Lagos Accords.
You fucking retard.
And no, the Accords weren't crucial to Zemo's plan.
>>69847895
Crossbones worked for Hydra
>the real villain of the movie
muh son, nothing else matters
>>69854549
Avengers created Ultron.
They're absolutely responsible.
>>69852433
but still accountability! they would have been better off if villains in the intro got away with the germs shit they had stolen, I'm sure they were going to cure herpes with it.
>>69852966
People in Lagos were from Wakanda and they pushed for the accords
>>69852966
Don't embarrass yourself.
The accords were only put on the table because of the Lagos incident. They explicitly state this, what is wrong with you?
Sokovia was just the biggest event, and also the direct result of Avengers doing stuff without supervision, so it's the logical thing to focus on and name them after.
And the accords were very much crucial to Zemo's plan, did you not watch the movie?
Zemo's only plan to break up the Avengers was to show Tony that Bucky killed his parents. That was his entire plan, and it only succeeded because the Avengers were already fighting amongst themselves, resulting in half of the Avengers getting locked up.
If the Winter soldiers were so good why did Hydra freeze and hide them?
>>69854606
Don't bother, he's made up his mind to defend every little flaw of the movie with hos own headcanon.
>>69851806
>>69852307
>>69852310
Hot as frick IRL, but in the movie she looks like a 50 year old granny
>>69854761
I guess the point was that they're pretty much going beserk non-stop and can't be controlled properly.
Makes you wonder how they eventually got them in their freezing pods, but whatever.
>>69854812
She's fine
Marvelcucks: The Thread
>>69855008
Fuck off Snyder.
>>69851806
Not cunny
Not pure
Not a virgin
Not a cutie
Not a Qt3.14
Not in her teens
Marvelfags are fags literally lol
so will black panther give captain another shield since he has an assload of vibranium, or do we have to wait for the cringey moment when the music flares up like my hemorrhoids and tony gives it back to cap ?
>>69855070
Not a surprise DCucks are pedoneckbeards.
>>69855070
>Not a cutie
>Not a Qt3.14
>>69855142
I hope she stays away from cocaine otherwise she'll end up looking like her sisters, ugh.
>>69855076
Oh come on, of course Tony is gonna give it back.
Even if Tchalla had given Steve a replacement.
>they didn't kill of warmachine
Fucking hell.
>>69838358
Because he came back from the future. But then again, the Marty he saw that's 30 years older would have known that he went into the future in the past. So why didn't he not sign the contract if he knew what was going to happen?
>>69855142
In less than a year she'll look as bad as or worse as the olsen twins
>>69856331
She has looked like this for 10 years.
>>69852243
supra serum
>>69852338
But isn't War Machine 'Hotel Rwanda'?
>>69852243
He was frozen most of the time.
He was just pulled out to do missions.
>>69838858
Hi I'm Bucky Barnes.
Welcome to jackass.
Because Gotham is actually purgatory
>>69838858
And he knows it's there.
And he does the sensible thing of destroying it, AFTER it captured his crime.
Good thing Hydra got their hands on the footage, then.
And stored it, instead of destroying it.
>>69843814
why did cap america drop a bridge on a teenager?
>>69847346
because its two scripts they smashed into each other with zero thought.
First Script: Zemo setting up Bucky
Second Script: Civil War
they just tossed both into a blunder giving us one of the worst villains in MCU (Zemo) and turning Captain America in to a fascist.
>>69837915
I don't follow these movies.
Buckley is Captain America's side kick. He's a good guy right? How did he kill Tony's parents?
>>69860279
He was brainwashed by HYDRA to serve as their assassin.
>>69854812
Nigga you bananas. Wanda is a top tier semen demon.
>>69839189
if hes not a women why isnt he uncel man
>>69837915
How did Tony Stark's dad discover a new element and why did he hide it in some blueprints and leave a cryptic message so his son would find it 30 years later and make it in his secret lab to power his robot suit that he invented while kidnapped in Afghanistan?
>>69860279
by smashing in the face of dad and strangling mum but he is sorry
>>69837915
>>69838486
D R O P P E D
>>69860701
>12.5% Irish
And you guys still don't believe in the Hibernian conspiracy
>>69838574
Underrated post.
Kek'd considerably harder than I should have.
why did black window sign the accord if she got no magic power?
>>69860611
Howard 'discovered' the new element by studying the tesseract, He hid the information for Tony to find in the future because he was limited by the technology of his time.
>>69860865
her power is shooting guns idiot
>>69838395
>conceived
>>69838486
>>69850192
The Agents of SHIELD episode set after the Civil War was called "Emancipation".
>>69861717
>>>69838486
>>>69850192
>The Agents of SHIELD episode set after the Civil War was called "Emancipation".
DEEPEST
LORN
>>69837915
Tony's parents were alive at least by the 80s (or at least his dad), as we saw in Ant-Man.
>>69838858
IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRUH
>>69839023
i lolled. thanks
Did Vision shoot War Machine because he almost crushed Cap and Bucky? That would've made Vision essentially an accessory to murder for shooting the control tower down.
