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Is /tv/ hype for the Dark Tower movie? the books are great
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Is /tv/ hype for the Dark Tower movie?

the books are great
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Kings twitter implies that it's a sequel to the book series.

I'd rather have an adaptation.
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>>69832864
This is a good way to appease the butthurt, though. I like it. But I understand why you'd want a direct adaptation
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>>69832864

>sequel

isnt the whole point is that roland just redoes his quest over and over?
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>>69832721
So how many "You have forgotten the face of your father" jokes are we going to be able to milk out of this?
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>>69832901
The picture he tweeted is the horn with "last time around" superimposed on it, implying he'll finally be able to blow the horn at the end
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>>69832721
Wow, he looks exactly like in my headcanon where big interactions between protagonists dont make sense because skin color actually DOES matter for once. Crazy.
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>>69832926
>>69833013
Here come the faggots
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the only reason im interested
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>>69832721

From what i've heard the script is a fucking mess.

Also the first movie won't be based on the first book.

Also the final movie won't even start
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>>69832721
>the books are great

Any book where the characters "leave" to visit the writer of the book is automatically 0/10.
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>>69833089
>From what i've heard the script is a fucking mess.

Source?
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Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?
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>>69832901
I think in the last chapter it implies each loop has been a little different.

Doesn't imply that Roland changes race though. Though at this point Elba is the least of my worries.
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>>69832721
The books are trash, but I'm hyped for Blacked Roland Deschain
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I want his dark tower inside my wife.
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>>69832926
>You have forgotten the face of your father

I cringed every time I read that. It felt forced as fuck.
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>>69833175
This desu
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>>69832721
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>>69833175
Even King admits it was an awful idea
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Lol
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>instead of a lanky Clint loner cowboy archetype we have a cocksure stocky black guy who looks like he can tear anything apart with his bare hands

One of the things that I liked about the Dark Tower is that Roland is basically Clint except mixed with HDS's character from Paris,Texas.

He went through hell and back on his own, is completely broken and tired yet he has an unyielding resolve to get things done.

While I like Elba, especially in Luther, he just doesn't capture that, at all.

He might act well enough to overcome the atypical casting choice but I'm disappointed that they took this route since it's basically just stunt casting for no particular reason.
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>>69833083
Odessa?
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>>69833568
He was going through that stupid phase sometimes people do when they have a near death/someone super close has a near death experience and then they have to make everything about that event and divine intervention.

It seems super significant to them but they don't realize nobody gives a fuck. Anybody objectively looking at the plot should realize a book and a half about him almost getting flattened by some hillbilly on a backroad in bumfuck Maine is a terrible idea. His editor should have slapped him upside the head.

Like we don't get enough bumfuck Maine in the rest of his books.
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>>69832721
Considering how fucking bad that ending was, and how long I waited for it, no.
>the books are great
You didn't finish the series, faggot.
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>>69833748
They were great till the end..
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>>69833747
There's some good ideas in the last books and Wind Through the Keyhole wasn't even a bad hodgepodge he just needed to sit on the books more instead of cranking 3 of them out
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>>69832721
I don't care about Elba being cast, but man does he look like a huge fucking faggot in this picture.
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are they gonna make the racist black woman in the book white?
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>>69832721
>The Dark Tower
King is fucking shit writer. Fuck off.
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>>69832901
No. The cycle after the last book ends is the going to be the last one because he finally has the horn.
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>>69834252
Detta/Odetta/Susannah isn't even cast.
Might not even be in this story
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>>69832864
honestly it working as a sequel to the books works better than a straight adaptation
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>>69832721
As soon as I found that they are skipping the first two books I lost interest immediately.
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Is the man in black going to be an oppressive white cislord?
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>>69834285
He is a good writer when he tries. He did an AMA on reddit and I got the impression that he didn't put much effort into his writing.
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>>69832960

that shit better be done right, and properly epic. holy cow
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>>69834416
That's not what they meant by the middle.

They meant that the end the book series is the middle and that this second loop is the second half
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>>69834496
I'm sure a Hollywood writer will come up with something better than King. I'm fine with the time loop shit honestly, it reminded me of the first book. But the sneetch fight with the Insomnia kid was stupid
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>Tik Tock is saved by Randall
>except Tik Tock to become a badass and get his revenge
>gets red shirted in the next book by getting shot a shitload of times
When did you realize the books were going on a downward spiral?
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>>69834822

>Randall fucking Flagg getting killed off by literally who the character introduced in the last book
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>>69835323
Just to hype up a character who barely makes it through the rest of the book. Total fucking waste.
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