>not set on an Enterprise ship
>heavily serialized
>Alex Kurtzman
They fucked it up. Haven't even released it yet and they already fucked it up.
Why, new age television? Why must you ruin everything? Is there nothing sacred?
God fucking damn it
>>69819720
They already dragged it through the mud with the movies. Stop beating on the dead horse.
>>69819720
When is it gonna be set? TOS era? After TNG?
>>69819846
DS9 wasn't that bad. Got into the politics of Star Trek more and that was a nice change from the usual "oh look at us, we're flying through and encountering the most bat shit insane things and somehow handling them with ease".
But I see your point about it almost killing Star Trek. Then again, Enterprise is probably what this new series will be getting compared to the most if it somehow tanks and once again destroys Star Trek for another 12 years.
>>69819917
Pre-TNG, that's all we know
They better get the god damn uniforms right.
>>69819986
Shame, I hoped for 25th century.
>>69820104
Yeah, it would have been nice to finally push the damn series further into the future.
I want to see the Enterprise-E
>>69820174
>What is First Contact/Insurrection/Nemesis
>>69820227
Even further, Im talking 50 years after Nemesis
>>69820227
Aw shit, meant the Enterprise-F
The one from STO with the Andorian captain. Though I don't think they would follow that lore if they went in that direction.
>>69820174
Why settle for E when you could have J?
>>69820531
Absolutely disgusting.
This is why you were canceled, Enterprise. Your ship designs are not aesthetic.
>NX is just a flipped Akira
>NX refit is an unholy abomination
>J is so pointlessly big that it belongs in Star Wars
>>69820893
>NX Refit
Oh my god, I hadn't even seen that one until you mentioned it just now.
I can see what they were going for, they were trying to explain why the star trek ships have the design they do and why it's so different than the NX class, but wow is this one ugly
>>69820893
According to Memory Alpha the designer wanted it to look something like this, but they rejected it and they had to hack together the final design very quickly
In other news.
>Paramount is dropping lawsuit against Axanar.
>Second Beyond trailer looks far better than the first.
Isnt this gonna be an anthology ST series?
>>69819846
DS9 nearly killed off Star Trek? What the fuck?
I hope the exocomps don't look too fake
>>69821180
>Paramount is dropping lawsuit against Axanar
It's a miracle.
Daily Reminder that this is what they sued:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W1_8IV8uhA
And this is what they didn't sue:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE2Wgop9VLM
Actually I wouldn't mind some Enterprise-B action.
>The Excelsior-class ship series everyone wanted
>Captain is depressed all the time since he thinks he killed Kirk
>>69819846
>>69821224
Voyager killed off Star Trek.
Well, technically Enterprise killed it, but really Paramount should have learned the lesson from Voyager that the Berman/Braga/UPN combination didn't work.
>>69821254
>a vulcan admitting being inferior to a klingon
That's no vulcan. That's a human in disguise!
What will the new series take be on warp 10?
According to TOS, you go back in time by doing warp 9 around the curve of the sun to get some kind of gravity boost...or something.
TNG had Warp 13 in the future vision that picard had during that one Q episode.
Voyager = you're everywhere and everywhen so you turn into slug lizards and get kinky with each other.
DS9 = I didn't watch this garbage.
Enterprise = see above.
>>69821426
Voyager was simply shit..
>>69819720
Logo looks like Turok: Dinosaur Hunter
>>69819720
>heavily serialized
How is that a bad thing. "Alien of the week" shit is so dumb.
>>69821482
DS9 is actually excellent once you get past the first few seasons. Seasons 4-6 are propably the best Star Trek
>>69821482
>Voyager = you're everywhere and everywhen so you turn into slug lizards and get kinky with each other.
And you call any other show "garbage".
>>69821525
*Tuvok: Dinosaur Hunter
>>69821505
Voyager was great. You're just a tasteless pleb.
>>69821594
Ehm..
>>69821550
Also, name one good character besisides Doctor and Tuvok
>>69821426
Yea no shit, DS9 did alright ratings wise and was actually slightly ahead of the curve when it came to what TV was turning into. In reality, 3/4 of the TNG movies were shit, Nemesis was a huge flop that even Trek fans didn't go see and everyone stopped watching Enterprise in season 1.
>>69821594
Wow, rude. Who hurt you?
>>69821525
>New Trek show turns out to be Tuvok, Jem'Haddar hunter
uh
>>69821580
*Tuvok: Voth Hunter
>>69821640
Suder
>>69821695
>"It is a pity that we are enemies, Tuvok, but my men and I are slaves to the White."
>"Reconsider my offer, First Lz'Rdman. Once you go black, it is unlikely that you will go back."
>>69821640
Janeway is great.
>>69821180
>>69822414
>Blah blah blah Star Trek Beyond blah blah blah blah.
Blegh, who cares?
Star Trek movies are for normies anyway.
I only care about the Star Trek television shows.
Which Enterprise exactly?
1701-B looks like shit and 1701-C was already in TNG along with its crew. Are they gonna retcon that too?
>>69819986
Post-TOS pre-TNG uniforms were my least favorite desu. the ones from the first couple seasons of TNG didn't age very well either
>>69819720
I love how nobody has said anything counter to Alex Kurtzman yet. Fuck Alex Kurtzman.
>>69822574
Doesn't matter if you like them or not, we've seen then several times in the movies and in the series. They are an established part of the lore.
If they retcon the uniforms, then you might as well throw out all hope for a series which is true to the core material.
>>69822477
Good luck, Bryan Fuller
>>69822579
I'm hoping Bryan Fuller will manage to save at least a few episodes.
>>69822477
>This nigga never watched
The Wrath of Kahn
The Voyage Home
The Undiscovered Country
First Contact
>>69822579
Alex Kurtzman in TV mode, so think more along the lines of Hercules and Xena.
The showrunner is Bryan Fuller, responsible for such classic Star Trek episodes as Empok Nor, Mortal Coil, Living Witness, Bride of Chaotica, Couse: Oblivion and Relativity.
He's joined by Nicholas Meyer, responsible for Star Trek II, IV and VI.
They're joined by Rod Roddenberry, who respects his father's legacy, but doesn't deify his father (and made a documentary called Trek Nation where he goes into detail about his father being a sex-obsessed credit-stealing asshole).
Get hyped.
>>69822488
1701-B and its crew were in Star Trek Generations, although they were probably all court martialled for very public gross incompetence leading to the death of Kirk
>>69822792
Fuck off shill
>>69822792
>such classic Star Trek episodes
>referencing Voyager at all
The only "classic" episode in there is Threshold, and only in the sense that it's a textbook example on how to ruin your entire franchise.
>>69822813
Starfleet gives promotions for gross incompetence.
Hey everyone,
Please don't believe this poster: >>69822792
Read Rod Roddenberry's 2015 AMA for his real opinions about Gene.
>>69822792 is posting based on a REALLY old documentary. Rod has changed his opinions about Gene in light of new information, he explains in the AMA.
>>69822893
>Anon calls for a counter
>receives a counter
>"W-w-why are you bullying me? I n-never wanted this!"
Okay.
>>69822950
>actually admitting to being a Redditor
Wew.
Why don't you share with us Rod's new information and his changed opinions?
>>69822738
>First Contact
Get out.
>>69822977
>Reposting the same post trying to get people excited for the new Star Trek show in every Star Trek thread for days using the same language
>Expects not to be thought of as a shill
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/Alex%20Kurtzman%20in%20TV%20mode
>>69823098
>"It stops being true if you post it more than once!"
Okay.
>>69823098
lol. Gene BTFO
>>69822792
Alex Kurtzman doesn't have a "TV mode", he's an incompetent fuckup who needs to be kept on a tight leash to stop him ruining everything
Bryan "Fill me" Fuller is a fag who needs to be chemically castrated to stop him turning Trek into Homolust: The Show
Nicholas Meyer is an old white man and will be shouted down at every opportunity for not being progressive enough
Rod Roddenberry couldn't help New Voyages and he won't help this.
Get fucked.
>>69823179
>Star Trek: Homolustkino Edition
Mite b entertaining
>>69823093
I bet you liked Threshold.
>>69823179
I can't wait until /pol/ abandons this franchise in tears, and /trek/ threads become progressive liberal utopias again.
>>69823228
I've been watching Star Trek since your wife's bull was in diapers son, there's no getting rid of me
>>69823289
Oldfag, here since winter 2014, seen dozens of assholes like you come and go.
>>69823289
Star Trek has always been an ultra-liberal's pet show.
>>69823334
This post is an orchestra.
Actions, events, effects, you name it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEmAi8Yp-A0
>>69823220
Oh yeah? Well double threshold on you.
>>69821594
>>69821640
Voyager, DS9, and Enterprise are all pleb filtersTrue patricians enjoyed all three
>>69821640
Nazi Janeway
>>69822792
You are the same shill every time saying the same things posting that fucking yellow wall every thread.
GO AWAY!
If it's good, then we'll have something to talk about.
You should know by now that most "Trekkies" will eventually if not immediately see it when it comes out.
It doesn't need your cock-gobbling, sycophantic, "the producers are as the Grand Nagus was" marketing.
Please just hole up your "GET HYPE!" posts for the sake of dignity.
>>69823098
holy shit haha Gene BTFO
What is the armament of the lollipop?
Still better than not Trek series, stop bitching. I would prefer post TNG series as well, but alas.
Also, there is nothing wrong with "heavily serialized"
>>69824021
Phone ate my text
>Still better than no Trek series on air, stop bitching
>>69823786
>Anon calls for a counter
>Anon receives a counter
Why are you so angry though? I only posted a counter because >>69822579 wanted a counter.
Do you not understand context?
>>69820893
>NX refit
Oh hai
>>69821141
You can't even shit on the designer, they told him to do a design in a fucking week.
>>69821254
>And this is what they didn't sue:
Jesus christ that was horrible.
>>69821808I read the second line in Tuvok's voice
>>69824021
>>69824062
>tripfag
>phoneposter
>tourist
This city's going to hell in a handbasket
>>69823394
I love this.
>>69824434
>tourist
lol you poor newfag
>>69819720
>not set on an Enterprise ship
so boldly hang back mooring progress
gonna be shit
can't wait to hate itanddieinsidehabituallywatchingeveryshitepisode
>>69821640
Tuvix
>>69824134
Wait, the NX didn't have a deflector dish? What the fuck?
>>69825510
The NX deflector is on the front of the saucer.
>>69824021
Yup. And we may get a post-TNG season if the series is successful. You never know with a seasonal anthology. Infinite diversity combinations, as Dr. Spock might say.
Don't fucking steal this one, guys. Pay for CBS All Access. Let's ensure that this series lasts long and prospers.
>>69825585
>Dr. Spock
This meme is older than any poster in this thread.
>>69823701
a true fan enjoys all the series and movies what they are not what you want them to be
>>69823179
>turning Trek into Homolust: The Show
You mean like TOS?
>>69825769
>A """"true fan""" has no judgement when it comes to the series
Now I understand you retards
>>69825585
That's why I always support sci-fi series. If it's shit - fine, but if it's good and popular - we get more series.
A true fan enjoys all Star Trek, but recognizes that not every Star Trek is at the same level of overall quality.
A true fan acknowledges the flaws of the lesser Star Treks, but forgives them and enjoys them anyway.
>>69825864
Also DS9
>>69826141
How is ENT 9gag? I get the general connections with all the other ones but that just seems thrown in because there were no sites left. I think ENT would best fit on some site that is used mainly by hipsters and contrarians, not LE MEME XD children
>>69826141
Motherfucker I was posting about TNG, DS9, and Voyager on usenet groups while you were still shitting yourself.
>>69826141
Then going by your picture and the analogies:
TOS is a show that's old, antiquated, and basically used as a nostalgic reminder of the past.
TNG is a mainstream, "no-one's feelings get hurt" show and we all generally like to agree on most of it's highs and lows.
DS9 is chaotic, filled with a multitude of intentions by posters as well as a multitude of legitimate opinions mixed with "orchestrated" ones due to the anonymity of the posters. Similar to the show, actually, and probably the most accurate in terms of the analogies.
ENT is basically a method of low-tier meme transferral and therefore the show is carrying older races, concepts, ideas with it but to a lesser extent. But this is wrong for reasons...
VOY seems about the rightest mainly because it's used in conjunction with a lot of visual episodes, a lot of quotables and panders to the prime directive's worst interpretations.
JJTrek is Facebook I suppose only through it's marketing making it everywhere, mostly in the more populated social media.
>>69819720
It doesn't always have to be on a ship, DS:9 proved that. The show they originally wanted had Lt. Worf teaching a generation of students at Starfleet Academy, learn to count your blessings.
>>69826530
dumb post
>>69826518
I'm an oldfag who's been posting on Usenet since the Eternal Winter of 2014. Don't ever speak to me again unless you have something worthwhile to say. You weren't there, you don't know.
>>69826595
>implying Welcome Back, Moghson wouldn't be gnarly
>>69826608
Shut up, nerd. Don't make me take your lunch money again.
>>69826650
I served with Roddenberry in the air force and I was on usenet
I'm the Kim Noonien Singh he named several characters after
>>69826595
>>69826679
I'm still holding on to hope for:
Captain Worf (the first Klingon in Starfleet)
Commander Nog (the first Ferengi in Starfleet)
Lieutenant-Commander Mordock (the first Benzite in Starfleet)
Lieutenant Ro (the first Bajoran in Starfleet)
Ensign Garak (the first Cardassian in Starfleet)
Literally the perfect crew.
Why are trekkers so autistic, nothing is ever good for these motherfuckers.
>>69826817
I had sex with Gene while his wife Eileen was in the other room.
Then, years later, I had sex with Gene again while his wife Majel was in the other room.
You can't get more intimate than our relationship, bucko. Look me up on Usenet sometime. I'm Gene's mistress and I approve of this post.
>>69826833
>>69823358
Sorta
It's always set an ideal way of being, where race and sex doesn't define if you can be that way
Take for instance why no one gives a fuck about Sisko being black
Modern liberal views would say Sisko shouldn't behave so white
>>69826822
>Ensign Garak (the first Cardassian in Starfleet)
>Implying Garak wouldn't just be hired by Starfleet's Intelligence to do the spy for them.
>>69826950
Before anybody says anything...
I'm sick and tired of Star Trek threads being derailed by petty arguments, so I want to set the record straight once and for all: A filename of this nature is not indicative of a file saved from Imgur. Even though this combination of letters might be confusing to your feeble little mind, that fact has no bearing on the fact that this filename is an original construction, specifically in the form of an initialism (NOT an acronym, in case anyone is dumb enough to think so). In this case, the letters "WdyTwA" are used as a short form of "Where do you Think we Are?", because those words describe the comedic content of this humorous image. They do not indicate that this file was saved with that name from the URL of the file on Imgur, because it wasn't. So don't even f*cking think of bringing up Imgur if you know what's good for you.
>>69826948
I was the filthy table you guys had sex on. Look me up on Craigslist sometime.
I'm Gene's fucktable and I approve of this post.
>>69827038
>Implying Garak wasn't hired by Starfleet's Intelligence to do the spy for them while posing as Ensign Garak (the first Cardassian in Starfleet)
>>69821640
Tom Paris was the only character worth a damn, except the Doc ofc, among the Voy regulars.
Some nice guest stars tho. Borg Queen was GOAT.
>>69819720
Even that shitty bs teaser with the horribly overdesigned glimmering brushed metal logo and borderline cartoon space and planets looks like a complete misstep that will likely spiritually ignore everything except the latest movies.
Not to mention that the whole "each season has a different crew and setting" thing will fall apart immediately.
Either the response will be so positive that they keep the S1 crew and all that for S2, rendering the entire concept obsolete, or the rating will be low and they'll just axe the show outright instead of experimenting further.
>>69826608
>>69826608
>dumb post
The type of replies that sustain 1/2 of Trek generals.
I expect "Shut up faggot." or "Cuck off nigger" as the second reply.
>>69827287
>"each season has a different crew and setting"
that's a rumor anon
so how will they handle the first federation?
>>69819720
>not set on an Enterprise ship
good we don't need them to beat that dead horse
>heavily serialized
thats TV senpai
>Alex Kurtzman
dunno?
>>69827374
Every ship is blown up, for 45 minutes.
The whole franchise is too bogged down by the lore.
In any show they might make we need to have the mandatory episodes with klingons and their customs, ferengis and their customs, vulcans and their customs, appearances from all the fan-favorite races and characters including all the surviving previous cast members showing up in bit parts or as their characters to mug for the camera, then you got the mandatory mirror darkly episodes where everyone is hamming it up and twirling moustaches and so on..
>>69827374
the fuck is this bubbly shit?
>>69827346
dumb post
>>69827426
They keep doing that stuff because it's fun to watch
You can rehash the old faves like the Klingons and Romulans, then throw in something new to play with, like the Cardassians on Ds9. I ended up loving the Cardies.
>>69827509
fucking spoon head lover
>>69827426
Don't worry, the death knell was JJ.
The guillotine is this new series.
Once the Trekkies realize that TVTrek is lost as well, there will be no going back.
Dead franchise for dead people.
>>69819720
Honestly they need to do something different with this series. The old Star Trek formula is tired and it would only resonate with an increasingly small population of die hard Star Trek fans. What kind of new direction is up for debate but something fresh is sorely needed.
>>69827509
>I ended up loving the Cardies.
Say that to my face, fucker, not online, and see what happens.
>>69826950
>not using Trek version
>>69827436
It's from TOS s1, the episode with the kid posing as a powerful empire IIRC
>>69827577
>but something fresh is sorely needed.
what else can they do, they've done everything already
they should do an underwater setting show
>>69827739
>outranked by nog
ouch
>>69827000
>modern liberals would say sisko shouldn't act white
true. They will likely complain about the captain not being something extremely radical like a trans black woman.
Ont he other hand, /pol/ will be memeing it up if the captain is just black at all.
I think the captain should be...a white guy, lel. Or maybe a Full blood vulcan.
>>69828344
The new captain should be an FtM actor portraying a Trill, or an MtF actor portraying a J'naii.
Let /pol/ explode in a fiery blaze of glory.
The new captain should be a talking dog.
>>69828453
That dog isn't talking, Damar. You're just drunk.
What's his best movie?
>>69828453
A Talking Dog?!
>>69826733
>imgur filename
>>69828556
The one with Odo.
>>69819720
I'll be happy enough if it isn't actor in a shitty costume aliens again. Like TOS had some variety, TNG had almost none, Enterprise had a bit more all the time.
Nobody wants to do movie and a series anymore for some reason so not surprised on the non enterprise angle. It is a little cringey when you see the old Star Trek crossover episodes tbqh so I get it.
Why do you have to call it "Star Trek" and fit it into a crowded, played-out continuity that has already explored the limits of parallel universes, time travel, and godlike beings, and is groaning under the weight of its contradictions?
TNG was a good idea, because TOS was cancelled before really being taken to its full potential. DS9 worked, more or less, as a way to continue TNG with a fresh cast, and a new way of looking at the setting: persistently dealing with the problems of a fixed base. Voyager and Enterprise disappointed because they were trying to retread the thoroughly-explored territory of TOS and TNG.
For heaven's sake, start fresh! Tell a space exploration story in a new universe, which isn't established to have time cops from the distant future, whimsical space gods, and idealized future communism!
>>69827000
>Sisko shouldn't behave so white
He was more in touch with his heritage in the middle of deep space than most people are today.
>>69828357
>it's an Ezri and Bashir bond over baseball episode
What a shitty ending though. Vulcan guy did nothing wrong
>>69828844
face is perfect except for dat mole
>>69828747
But anon, new ideas aren't considered bankable by modern Hollywood. That's why everything is a re-boot.
>>69829048
It's like Jeff Combs' thing on his face around the same area. It's signature
>>69829048
Implying that's not perfect either
>>69827509
>I ended up loving the Cardies.
Hello, Bajor. Fellow Bajoran here. Anyone else here not a reconciliast, but wishes the Cardassians had won?
Theirs was a truly effective fascist government that took a Bajor on its knees from a backwards religious shantyplanet and turned it into a cultural, technological and economic powerhouse within the space of fifty years.
The Bajoran uplifting was a social experiment in the way that many reformed or newly-warping civilizations are. The Federation is an experiment in degeneracy and excess. The Klingon Empire is an experiment in unchecked aggression. The Romulan Star Empire is an experiment in rampant xenophobia. But the Central Command's Cardassian Union was the grandest experiment of them all: a rejection of the gentle side of humanoid life and a wholehearted pursuit of our more lizardic side: The glorification of the strong, the self-sufficient, and the dominant. It was to be the beginning of a bolder and more uncompromising galactic civilization that would bring discipline where before there was only coddling; that would harden the soft, and that would not be afraid to say that equality means equal opportunities, not that all species regardless of education or skill are inherently equal to one another. It was a call out to all forms of life to transcend their passive, mediocre existances and aspire to become the heroic and unstoppable force that our galaxy always had the potential to become, under Central Command's leadership.
The Cardassian Union was the combined hopes, dreams and ambitions of all who dared to dominate; but in the end, these dreams were quashed by weak, subversive Vedeks who would rather hold their superiors back rather than attempt to catch up.
>>69829077
We are in such a weird era right now. It's not even like post modern bricolage type stuff, it's literal branding as art/culture.
>>69829303
My very first waifu
>>69827965
>Sharbe Jayzus Joolian, you foockin Arab, oye luv moy woyfe
>Whe-
>AND OYE LUV WHISKEY, muss'n forgeh tha
>Where do y-
>AND FOITIN FOOKIN CARDIES
>Wheredoyouthinkweare?
>WOT WAS THA' JEWLS?
>>69829393
You had patrician tastes from the beginning
>>69819986
i thought it was set in the Abrams universe?
>>69824134
what the fuck
>>69829468
Cadet, if your much-vaunted Ezri is truly so high and mighty, then why does she have zero good copypasta?
>>69819720
>>heavily serialized
Is this known for certain? I thought they were going the X-Files/Supernatural route of serialised arc with standalone episodes. You need some serialisation in a modern drama imo.
Just be happy Brannon Braga is nowhere near the fucking thing.
>>69829482
The main character is Mary Q. She's a young Q who has been cast out of the Q Continuum for being more powerful than all the other Qs, but she didn't lose her powers and describes herself now as a Qt 3.141592... (someone always has to interrupt her or she will go on saying numbers 4ever). She is disguising herself as a human and has vowed never to use her powers unless she really cares about something. She beat the Kobayashii Maru without cheating, and has risen to Grand Admiral of the Star Fleet by the age of 14 without using any of her powers. The Federation now rules the entire Galaxy, and the show is about exploring to other galaxies and universes and multiverses in the Enterprism, with its Fold Drive.
>>69827965
Is this fresh OC?
I tried searching for "Star Trek Scrubs" on Google but all I found was nurse Ira Steven Behr.
>>69829658
Oh no, I'm not falling for this fucking trick again
>>69829830
She's my waifu already.
>>69829838
Yeah, I just made it
>>69829658
copypasta is only for the meme-worthy son
>>69829904
Can I replicate copies, or would that devalue your product's potential in the latinum market?
>>69822488
>1701-B looks like shit
How can you shit on the Excelsior class?
>>69829482
I believe the intention is to not to reference other shit, making the question redundant.
>>69830029
literally just a constitution class with pot belly
>>69830029
We might even find out canonically what happened to the Enterprise B.
>>69830256
galaxy class*'
>>69829938
You're just jealous that superior waifus have superior textual accompaniments.
Dear /trek/: I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones like debating transporter physics or reconciling alternate timelines, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice. Anyways, I began to watch Star Trek Voyager about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the series, the more and more I fapped to Tumblr fanart of it. I continued to do so until the last episode. Then I watched the series again... and again... and again... I found myself checking out Seven of Nine every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at photomanipulations of one person: 7 of 9. I eventually had 1000s of shoops and some clips of Seven. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of neetbux on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with 7 everywhere. I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Seven of Nine action figures. 7 of 9 is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave. I'm in love with Seven. I keep praying that she'll beam down to see me one day and decide to copulate with our sexual organs. I have nothing left to live for but 7. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to board a shuttle and visit me so our union can take place. So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Seven of Nine break free from behind her glass prison.
Please.
Reminder that almost everybody's concept of what a "Star Trek" show is like is taken from TNG rather than the pulpier original series.
shows on a streaming service shouldn't be procedural
>>69830366
Why? Especially when they're releasing episodes once a week.
>>69830259
it got decommissioned after visiting over 140 star systems and discovering 13 new civilizations
>>69819720
back in when Enterprise was on , I was hoping that we were going to see the war against the Romulans and the creation of the neutral zone.
>>69830502
Considering TOS and TNG are roughly 100 years apart, Enterprise B & C must not have had very long service lives. Excelsior class ships were still active during TNG making the oldest ones roughly 90 years old. Enterprise B could strictly have been around at the time of TNG's timeline.
>>69819986
Don't forget that because of Abrams fucking with the timeline , the uniforms , ship designs and everything else can be changed like it was fan fiction and still fly.
everything post Enterprise can be wildly different/inaccurate and still be right since the timeline was destroyed.
A new Trek series should be serialized but also not be afraid to have monster-of-the-week stories unconnected any main arcs.
Because come on, most "Best of Trek" lists are all standalones like The Inner Light or The Visitor.
>>69830611
*unconnected to
>>69830603
The only reason that they had excelsior and Miranda class ships in The TNG era is because those models were already made and they could save money by just reusing them instead of making new shooting models. That's it.
>>69830603
well it's believed to have been lost or destroyed in 2329, roughly 36 years of service, which is a really long time considering how the Enterprise A was in service for only 7 years
>>69830848
also the enterprise C was in service for 12 years
>>69829938
>>69830334
People idolize over Jadzia Dax because she acts like a guy. You ever wish you could have a Starfleet Officerette as a friend, just to hang out with like one of the guys? A female shipmate that would have the same interests as you, the same enthusiasm, the same keen observations and sense of adventure? How about a crewwoman that you could just hang out with, have fun with, and not have to listen to her whine and complain and leak. Jadzia Dax is that ideal "hang out with" lady lieutenant. She has fans because she has all the best traits of a guy comrade you can hang out with, only she happens to be a girl. Understand that when people idolize over Jadzia Dax, they idolize over the personality of a cool guy officer in a girl's body- an ideal friend/partner who has the best of both worlds, and a par'Mach'kai nearly impossible to find.
>It's a nobody told Avery Brooks the cameras were rolling scene
>>69831116
SURPRISE
>>69826822
>Ensign Garrack
He'd be head of Section 31 assisted by Bashir plotting against Obsidian Order and double plotting against Section31.
>>69831116
DING
TON
ED
No, it's not linear.
>>69821534
Yeah I don't understand how a Star Trek fan would be upset about a show that he/she has to see all of for the story to make sense.
>>69822488
what the fuck did you just say about my shipfu you fucking nigger
>>69829077
This. Money poisons creativity.
>>69821426
Enterprise (NX01) was the very best Star Trek series ever produced. Trektards can't into it because they're all fat, Roddenberry worshiping retards.
>>69831589
>nacelles don't actually connect to the stardrive section
>they connect to an ugly bulbous pod on top of the stardrive
Excelsior is disgusting.
DISGUSTING
>>69821396
They should get the actress that played Sulu's daughter to be the captain.
>>69831712
GET OUT
>>69830524
This should have been the original story line after establishing the show. Not that temporal cold war patchwork universe.
>>69831740
How would they explain her aging 20 years and getting promoted 5 ranks in a few months?
>>69831712
>bulbous pod
that's engineering
>>69831740
If the captain isn't a white, cis male, the series will simply be total shit, you nu-male, feminist cuck.
>>69831844
by having it set 20 years after the first part of generations you knucklefuck
>>69821482
Talk about a fucking plebian.
>>69819720
first post
>>69832137
It's not linear, no.
>>69823334
How do you know it's not the same asshole?
>>69832164
>>69832206
>you'll never have a threesome with Jadzia and Ezri
jdimsa
>>69824134
Fuck the haters, I like it.
>>69819986
But hollywood live off our hate, they're going to be intentionally wrong.
>new star trek beyond trailer
>it gives away the whole plot
>>69832292
>you will never fall into a warp in the space-time continuum
>you will never find yourself meeting both Ezri and Jadzia at the same time
>you will never be invited to crawl into bed with Big Dax and Little Dax
>you will never get dominant and throw Little Dax around the bed
>you will never get submissive and be thrown by Big Dax around the bed
>you will never have fun being overpowered by Big Dax so that Little Dax can have her way with you
>you will never have fun combining your strength with Little Dax's strength so as to team up and together overpower Big Dax
>you will never get rich as your sexcapades will never be recorded by Curzon and sold as the most profitable holo-pornography in history all around the galaxy
You should justyieldalready.
>>69832164
>>69826650
>he didn't fuck Gene Rosebery's mom while she was pregnant with him
Get on my level, newfags
All the new Star Trek films have been shit.
>>69832373
>ezrifaggot ruins another thread
>reading up on the Trek 2017 news
And all hope is lost. Threads always ruined by that one fucking autist, the tv show ruined by Jew Jew Abrams past movies and his cronie fuckboi Kurtzman who can't write for shit, and CBS being out of touch retards.
Fuck today.
>>69832206
>>69832527
Nobody is fooled, newfag
>>69832556
HOly SHIt
>>69832556
Clearly, the sexiest Dax.
>>69832608
When you point a finger, four are back at you.
Stop projecting. I'm probably in the 98% percentile now for how long I've been in this place, and seen the rise of fall of different patterns, memes, and posting. Neo/tv/ and neo4chan post 2013 is irredeemable and unnoteworthy.
>>69832685
You newfriends and your newposts, you wouldn't understand. I was friends with Christopher Pill back in the nineties on Something Positive. Oh what, you've never heard of Chris? He only FOUNDED THIS VERY FORUM that we're messaging each other on right now. Dumb newfies.
>>69832789
>ad hominem
>ad hominem
>etc
Ezri fuckbois, I swear.
>>69832778
top tier extra qt
>>69832685
Maybe it's true that you're an oldfag to the site, but you certainly haven't been in Trek threads for longer than a couple weeks tops
Discounting the absurdity of the idea that there is one single Ezrifag, waifuspam has been a part of these threads for ages and I have never seen someone get this triggered over it until a few days ago.
Where were you back a couple months when there was a guy who posted 40+ pictures of T'Pol in every thread as he watched through ENT? Nobody gave a shit because the users and mods have a mutual laissez-faire relationship when it comes to Trek threads. Cf. all the nude pics up right now
>>69832909
not who you're replying to but there was that one guy who posted 40+ pictures of T'Pol with unrealistically large photoshopped tits
>>69831007
In other words, if you like Jadzia then you're probably gay.
>>69832909
>Where were you back a couple months when there was a guy who posted 40+ pictures of T'Pol in every thread as he watched through ENT?
That poster almost made me stop my own watchthrough of Enterprise, because I was embarrassed to be sharing the same fandom as them.
>>69833079
Excuse me, but please see >>69827965.
It was the dawn of the third age of mankind...
>>69833446
B5 a shit
>>69833474
Wrong.
Star Trek is purple, Babylon 5 is green. Nothing more, nothing less.
>>69833323
Please see >>69829426
>>69833345
She was always kind of a weird character, because she was blatantly pandering sex appeal, and yet she's not all that attractive. She's got an amazing ass, but her tits aren't really firm, and her face is a little off. Anyway, you've got to present sex appeal with a little playfulness, a little teasing, a little variety; just hanging it out there on display all the time, the same all the time, makes it boring and porny.
Voyager in a nutshell: overdoing it, poorly.
>>69827426
>The whole franchise is too bogged down by the lore.
That problem can be overcome by quality writing.,
>>69833446
It's also getting a reboot.
Everything is getting a reboot.
Battlestar Galactica had one 10 years ago.
Stargate is coming.
Independence Day is coming this summer.
There's been talk about Babylon 5 for 3 ages.
Star Wars has started a new trilogy.
Star Trek will most likely also get a reboot from the reboot.
>>69825510
Yes , it had a thin bar type strip as signified by the glowing blue line on the front of the saucer.
>>69833651
> and yet she's not all that attractive
Buscemi eyes
Why are star trek ships so fucking ugly. Every single one of them looks like ass. Star wars on the other hand, those ships are so much cooler looking.
>>69828844
Nikki DeBoer is smoking hot.
>>69830603
roughly 50 years a piece is not an unbelievable service life for a large vessel like that.
Have a look at the service life length for modern warships.
>>69821426
I would agree that Voyager was a mistake. If they had gone from DS9 to Enterprise, the franchise would be in better shape.
The other problem with Nielsen Ratings is that Trek fans tended to be early adopters of technologies like TiVo and DVRs, or would tape episodes and watch them later. Those users aren't reflected in Nielsen households
>>69833446
It failed.
>dun dun DUN, dun dun DUN
>dun dun DUN, dun dun DUN
>ba dum bum DUN, dun dun DUN
>dun dun DUN, dun dun DUN
>It's a they still don't have enough of the new uniforms to go around episode
>>69834029
>>69821426
No, Enterprise would have flopped as hard without Voyager. With Enterprise, they thought they could fix what they saw as mistakes of Voyager: less progressive agenda in casting, more original visual style, more sex appeal from the start, following a much more important ship, really exploring on behalf of humanity, rather than just lost and trying to get home.
But none of those was really the problem. The problem was that TNG (with a little help from DS9) had already mined out the potential of an exploration-based series set in the Star Trek universe. They'd explored too many themes, had too many big stories, and took too many shortcuts. They settled the future and the past, and interacted with the most powerful beings and terrible foes conceivable.
Not just the crew, but the audience kept discovering major new things about the setting in TNG. The Q (the fucking Q!) and everything they can do, The Progenitors, the Traveler and Wesley's demonstration that individual humans can become godlike beings, every kind of time travel or parallel universe, etc.
The Department of Temporal Investigations, introduced by DS9, was the last nail in the coffin. TNG already told us that the Federation had controlled, at-will time travel no later than the 26th century, but DS9 showed us that they were actively policing the timeline.
You could carry on a series about exploring space forever, but not if you introduce elements like these, that leave nothing to show the audience but slice of life and stamp collecting.
>>69835837
My personal opinion is the combination of UPN and the oversaturation of the franchise in the public conscious was too much too soon. It wasn't Enterprise that they needed a break for but Voyager.
We should be getting Enterprise right now and not some new hare brained idea about a seasonal anthology.
>>69835837
>The Department of Temporal Investigations, introduced by DS9, was the last nail in the coffin. TNG already told us that the Federation had controlled, at-will time travel no later than the 26th century, but DS9 showed us that they were actively policing the timeline.
You what, mate.
The Department of Temporal Investigations doesn't do anything more than interview Starfleet officers that did some time-traveling. They can recommend punishments after-the-fact for officers that break the rules, but they can't actually catch any criminals in the act.
For actually policing the timeline, that was Voyager.
>>69828763
Yes, but he's not behaving in a {insert stereotypical black way today}.
Being interested in your descendants and genealogy are shit whiteys do.
