I hate not being Jon Hamm. I hate not having a gigantic dick.
https://youtu.be/UUI9nliQmvc
>>69816595
Shame about his shit acting
>that pity award at the end of Mad Men
lol
Dead career. Do you think he hates JDM for cucking him out of Negan?
Why doesn't he just wear underwear like everyone else? What's his fucking problem?
>>69816595
God, he's such a faggot and nothingike Don Draper. A bit disappointing desu
Great actor tho
>>69816641
Who cares about acting when you are 10/10 handsome, rich, have a gigantic dick and fuck so many 10/10s you cannot count?
>>69816676
When you have a horsedick it's uncomfortable
>>69816595
balding as fuck
>>69816595
Is he gay?
>>69816737
Yeah, this is where some insecure guy comes and spouts the "bald people have high test" myth.
Am I the only one who finds him ugly as fuck he looks like Fred Flintstone
>>69816680
Yeah, I hate how he's not a real life degenerate like his character from Mad Men
Finally, an unknown Jewish comedian gets her own talkshow.
I cant wait until she tells me what political opinions to have
>>69816785
They do though. And I'm not even bald
>>69816595
Honestly, if I had a gigantic dick, all I'd ever do is talk about my gigantic dick. How do you even put a guy down with a gigantic dick? What, you say I'm ugly? Well I have a gigantic dick. I have no personality? Again, gigantic dick.
Why does everything have to be so vulgar and crude nowadays
he grows more hair on his face before 5pm than i have my entire life :^\
>>69816794
Ugly is a bit much. I think he's okay. Probably a 6/10.
>>69816785
I have Italian mop hair and even I know balding = high test.
Fortunately for me, I like the thick girls so my test isn't in question
>>69816595
>tfw jon hamm will never impregnate me
;_;
>>69816641
The guy's one of the best actors on tv. He's the only one I've seen able to pull off a convincing panick attack, shakes, tears, stutter, the whole works. Most just hyperventilate in a paper bag. He's also good at drunk acting.
>>69816836
They don't. It's caused by sensitivity to DHT, a byproduct of test. You think the so called "nu-males" (who are all balding) have high test? No, their follicles are just sensitive even to the ridiculously low amount they have.
>>69816595
>that thinning hair
>ruddy face
>clearly drunk
JUST
>>69816863
>tfw friends make jokes about my big dick
Its a fun feel
>>69816960
London?
>>69816963
and the more test you have the more byproduct is going to be produced
if you are low test estrogen high you wont have this problem
see: long haired estrogen betas
>>69816978
>gigantic dick
>>69816997
length of hair has nothing to do with anything being discussed here
>>69816996
Maryland.
>>69816863
I've got a big dick and am bit of a dick about it, moreso with my friends than randys though. Usually if people get annoyed by the bants (and men and women both do, way too quickly), they'll say you're overcompensating. Some then pout when you offer to show them, others check out the photo and are reasonably chill about it from thereon out.
It's not that great. A big dick is really only useful once you're already actually fucking, and to lord over exes. Any girl who wants to fuck because she heard about it or saw a photo is not a girl you want to sleep with.
>grower not shower
>mates think i have a small cock, get ribbed on, treated like a beta
>film myself getting head from a 10
>they see my huge cock
>they start acting like beta fags
>they know i know i have a bigger dick than them
>they start getting jealous and acting own
>dump em all cause losers make bad bedfellows
true stories
not even a huge dick its just 7.5 but thats bigger than almost everyone else
i like to think the journalists that have to write that crap hate themselves and watch all the presidents men every night
>>69817037
theres no way length isnt related to estrogen/test
why would women have long hair and men short even when you let it grow out? mens hair stops way before womens
>>69816997
It has nothing to do with test levels, it doesn't necessarily mean you have high nor low test. Studies have been made and there's no correlation. If your follicles are sensitive, you're gonna lose your hair sooner or later.
Also, a lot of guys actually have longer hair to cover up their receding hairlines. Or guys like Gareth Bale, who grow their hair into a huge man-bun to hide their balding spot.
>>69817121
if your hair stops growing at a certain point then you should see a doctor
that's not normal
>>69817221
>not normal
literally every human alive has a maximum length to their hair growth
>>69817086
based 7.5 bro
>>69817240
And it's not based on your estrogen/test levels.
>>69816676
'cause he's a humble nigga with a big dick
>>69817086
>its just 7.5
That's only nice if girth follows. No one enjoys a pencil dick, no matter how long.
>>69817269
Yes it fucking is you moron
Its not determined by random chance its your hormones
>>69816794
I think he is a 10/10 as Don Draper (especially in the earlier seasons), but only a 7/10 in modern clothing and haircut
>one white guy has a big dick
>the entire world cannot stop talking about it
kek
>>69817336
nice b8 famalam
>>69817313
Well it's not a coke can but it's wider than a few fingers or whatever.
It curves up like a banana
Id post a pic but this isnt /b/
>>69817240
maybe that's true, i don't know, but if we're talking about a man trying to grow his hair out to that of typical woman's length and he cannot... that is a medical problem
if you're speaking from experience you should visit a doctor
>tfw 6.4 inch dick
Who here /microdick/?
>>69817529
Mine's only like 5.8 but I got 6.8 inch girth. Awesome cause girls love it but can't have anyone deepthroat it without grinding their teeth on it.
>>69817529
if i knew when i was born that my dick was only going to be 7.74 inches long i would have just crawled back into the womb
>>69817240
>literally every human alive has a maximum length to their hair growth
literally a retard
>>69817529
>Tfw penis is just completely mundane and unremarkable
It's like almost seven inches but not quite 'big' and the girth isn't really impressive. I just happen to kind of have a penis.
Feels neutral man. Couldve been worse.
Who /sub-5/ here?
>>69817899
Could be way worse... theres literally billions of cunts with smaller dicks
Some blokes havel ess than 5 inches, imagine that, how do they even exist? Whats the point?
Meanwhile I havnt had a root in 2 years so Im wasting my cock
>>69818065
why doesn't he just use some rogaine?
>>69816653
How can Hamm even compete?
>>69818563
easy
