>>69813300
I would give her my footlong if you know what I mean

>>69813300
you think she eats subway with him sometimes

>>69813300
Is she a fatty like her tubby son?
That other chick is hot for a kike

literally the plot of cyrus

for your health!

I can't even get college sluts to match with me on tinder

>>69813300
> have you met my wife's son, he's hilarious

>dat sausage sniper on the right

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>>69813300
>I'll let you fuck me in the arse, but you have to be a father to my son first.

What do?

>>69813550
>anal
>better than vaginal sex

spoken like a true virgin

>>69813550
>Jonah, come 'ere. Have a seat. We need to talk.

Lay down the law, tell him there's a new Sheriff in town, things are gonna change, healthy eating, take off at night so mom and I can sex, come to me with any questions I'm you're dad now

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>>69813601
URGH
BACK TO THE LOCH WITH YOU NESSIE

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>>69813300
>>69813375

This isn't his sister. Pic related is.

>>69813589
>Lay down the law, tell him there's a new Sheriff in town, things are gonna change, healthy eating, take off at night so mom and I can sex, come to me with any questions I'm you're dad now

Jonah: "Yeah here's 100k now get the fuck out of our lives".

>>69813667
>Jonah has bigger tits

>>69813667
Still would desu

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>tfw you have a chance to bang the mother of the man who taught us that eating subway is the path to enlightenment

>>69813300
So, i need to cut my penis to hit that?

>>69813688
aaaaand i'm out, peace y'all

>>69813617

AYE

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>not hanging out with Jonah instead

dude is hilarious

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>>69813688
>>69813711

>Implying you would get shit
>Implying he wouldn't call the Hollywood mafia on you, who would take you to Weinstein where you would be raped for days before getting disposed off

If Jonah is my wifes son and I divorce her do I get him to pay me alimony for 18 years since he makes more than me?

>>69813856
that would be a kickass movie, also get james franco and this other constantly stoned idiot, you know which one

>>69813452
Kek.