>closing in on 30
>looks like a 5 year old
JUST
>ywn get to play akward teenagers way into your thirties
>>69808426
I couldn't help myself.
I can't see his face without thinking of this stupid macro.
>>69808426
JUST?
translate please.
Also NEET.
>>69808426
>tfw I'm 30 and still get asked if I'm in high school
Just fucking kill me.
>>69811134
there are women your age with wrinkly complexions and doughy bodies. be proud of your youthful looks
>>69808426
>>69811134
>Staying forever young is a bad thing
>>69811403
this. Beta faggots even see their positives as negatives.
>>69808426
He looks like a child and a pedophile at the same time
>>69811184
>>69811403
For a female yes this is a blessing. For a male this is hell.
No one takes you seriously, no one wants to hire you, girls get creeped out by you when they find out you are older than you say.
Trust me, this is a living hell.
>>69811403
there's a difference between looking youthful e.g, in your prime, or looking young e.g. like boy instead of a man
good luck getting laid looking like you just walked out of high school
eh, there are much worse fates
it basically means you're able to fuck hot young 20somethings in your 30s and 40s
>>69811134
>tfw 25 with grey hair, saggy jowls, bifocals, and a dodgy knee
Feels good man.
mom said it's my turn to act
>>69811588
I'm 36 and look like I'm in my early 20s. I love people's reactions when they learn my real age. It's a compliment. Eternal youth is my dream. I only hope I live long enough for science to give it to me.
>>69811751
If you're talking about looking like pic related, you're right. But to look like you're in your 20s when you're much older is great.
>>69811953
>it's a compliment
yea real great when people don't respect you because you look young
>>69808426
He would be great in a Koksal Baba biopic
>>69811953
I'm the same way. It's really awesome. I like being seemingly eternally youthful. People think I'm 22.
>>69812005
I'd siphon your youth from you if I could. I'd bottle it for when I started to show my age.
>>69812005
You must be a manlet, because I have no problems getting respect.
>>69812078
I'm average height
>>69812171
Squeaky voice, then? Ugly? Fat?
>>69812190
nope
bouncers laugh at me :_;
>>69811588
>No one takes you seriously, no one wants to hire you, girls get creeped out by you when they find out you are older than you say.
That is because you are uninteresting. Work on your charisma, not your looks.
>>69812296
>be good looking
wow anon you have a way with words
>be ugly and charismatic
ewww get away from me creep
>>69812232
I understand that men do get more respect when they look older, but there's a lot more to it than that. As long as you dress and act like a grown up, I don't see why you'd have a problem.
>>69808426
how's that a bad thing?
>>69811751
he can fuck high school chicks then you stupid virgin
>>69812232
you must live in a weird place. by which I guess I mean really bro-y place. I have the complete opposite experience
but as other anon says, work on your charisma. the key is being deeply confident and steady and exuding good emotions. don't have any bad feelings about yourself or life or you'll project that and women will feel it.
trust me, you have the potential to be doing MUCH better
>>69812330
>my experience is everyone's experience
jesus christ how long have you been on this planet? What school are you shooting up next?
>>69812232
>kelly loves her lil mesita
leave dirty spic
>>69812333
because when you dress like an adult all they see is a kid trying to act mature
Am I only one who wants to hit that actor so much in the face?
>>69812365
my sister can speak spanish
not hispanic at all
I'm italian and irish
>>69812372
I hate this. My favorite hobby in the world is classic mens clothing but I cant dress like it cause I still look 15 (Im 24) so it just feels like Im projecting.
>>69812363
yours hopefully.
>>69812358
>implying
>>69812372
You don't look like a kid though. You look like a man in his early 20s. Perhaps it's more a matter of insecurity? You think things are worse than they are, maybe.
>>69812530
I'm 28 :/
>>69811953
Looking young does't mean shit, your cells and internal organs are still aging and slowing down
>>69812616
What causes your skin to sag and wrinkle is inefficient metabolism. If your metabolism is healthy, your organs won't be suffering the ill effects of age. So youthful appearance usually means youthful organs. People age at different rates because we aren't all running on the same clock.
>>69812937
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/if-you-look-young-youll-live-longer-1839883.html
>>69812980
>co.uk
cite a real website
>>69813028
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2792675/
Literally me.
I still get carded and I'm 28, wtf...
>>69813071
>.nlm.nih.gov
try again
>>69813096
I was asked to show ID when I bought Dragon Age: Origins (rated 18 and over in my country). I was 30.
>>69813149
>US National Library of Medicine
National Institutes of Health
>Perceived age—which is widely used by clinicians as a general indication of a patient’s health—is a robust biomarker of ageing that predicts survival among those aged ≥70 and correlates with important functional and molecular ageing phenotypes.
It's legit, and you're just trolling me.
>>69812358
that would be illegal
Low testosterone levels.
>6'3"
>slightly above-average in looks
>good shape
>high-pitched voice
I fucking hate it. Voice seems to be rarely mentioned when it comes to thing one could be insecure about like height, dick size etc. but it's awful. I had the experience before where girls would walk up to me smiling and shit and I would fake a deep voice and still sound stupid as hell and noticed they would leave. No vocaroo, forget it.
>>69813356
plz vocaroo
>>69813356
Did you grow up mainly around women? Because I hear you can pick up their way of talking if you do. If so, it might be a matter of practicing.
>>69813356
5'5 here
I don't have that faggy problem and fucks regularly
Enjoy me never learning
>>69813356
If you don't want to give us your real voice, can you then vocaroo yourself while trying to sound like a girl as much as possible, pretty please
>>69813356
lol they walk away because you fake a voice and that shit shows
>>69808426
I don't get why people like him.
He's a meh-tier actor and one of the biggest faggots of the moment.
