>David Hasselhoff: Actor Says He Has Less Than $4,000 to His Name, Seeks Lower Alimony Payments
I'm on my laptop, can't even do MS paint
make it happen
>>69778637
HOFFED
LOOKS LIKE JUSTS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
>>69778637
post a link you stupid newfag
>>69778698
you're the fucking newfag for wanting me to spam links. You assholes can google it yourselves
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/david-hasselhoff-claims-hes-completely-8012340
>Hi Dwayne, this is the Hoff. Was just wondering if you had a part in the mov-
>dial tone
>D-Dwayne, you still there, buddy?
>>69778744
>I don't need to back up my claims, that's YOUR job!
I have more money than the Hoff and I'm a NEET. lel this world is retarded.
>>69778637
>David Hasselhoff: Actor Says He Has Less Than $4,000 to His Name
is this like the time Lena Headey said she had 100 bucks in her bank account-level type of bullshit to try to fool the IRS?
Someone post the JUST League pic, time for some updating
Guess his German music career didn't go so well
>>69778744
Hi OP, it's customary to at least include some green-texted quotes, *some* content. Hope this helps.
I'M HOOKED ON A FEELING
I'M HIGH ON BELIEVING
THAT I STILL HAVE MONEEEEY
>>69778909
He didnt sing so good!
>>69778744
>Spam links
Fuck you and your stupid thread.
>>>/a/
>>>/v/
>>>/suicide/
Feel quite bad for the guy desu
>>69779067
I know that feel Michael.
>>69778806
>back up my claims
it's a fucking headline you idiot
>>69778941
I literally did that though. I greentexted the facebook news post which included the source of the claims
>>69779067
holy fucking shit, 9/10 someone posts a news article in an OP here they get yelled at for not pasebinning or linking an archive
fuck you ungrateful pieces of shit. ruined a perfectly good meme thread
>>69779211
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>>69779323
>it's a fucking headline you idiot
>you can't make up headlines!
Stop crying about your precious meme thread you stupid cunt. Go outside.
>alimony
is this an american thing or were my parents just sane and reasonable when they got divorced and decided to not be dicks to one another?
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>>69778637
Is this just for his TV show Hoff the Record? Or has his character transcended the world of television?
>>69779373
It's normal on 4chan for people to know they have to google things themselves and not get spoonfed every time something gets posted
refusing to use search engines is an autistic quality
>>69779323
>>69778941
oh, I fucked up a little bit. The greentext was supposed to be this
>Hasselhoff said in court documents he can no longer afford to pay alimony to his ex-wife Pamela Bach at its current cost, adding he makes $112,000 per month but spends $66,000 of it, TMZ reported.
>>69779323
Your thread sucks you fucking beaner, end your life. You can't hassle the Hoff and I will not condone your buffoonery.
why don't any of these people put all their money in offshore banks and then GTFO of america?
>>69778637
Holy JUST, no wonder he does that show on muh third rate Bong TV channel.
>>69779423
>what does 'sauce' mean
Honestly just go back to /b/ or /v/, or wherever you come from. Your thread is lacking any quality and tourists like you are the reason this board is shit.
>Hey Brendan where's my fucking money, asshole? I already spent your check last week on ten new purses!
Ah yes, another member for the JUST league.
>>69779699
>PLEASE I'M ALREADY STRUGGLING TO MAKE MY OWN ENDS MEET
Time to work for Carls Jr again David
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkGUI4bnQbQ
>>69778637
Divorce is the worse thing that could happen to a established actor that isn't bankable anymore. Let this be a lesson for all the retards that still want to get married.
>>69778666
9000 hours in MS paint with my thinkpad's clitmouse.
>>69779699
Isn't that Rebecca Romijn?
>>69779684
>tourists
I'm going on year 6 numbnuts
>i'm a newfag for not linking TMZ
fucking christ
>Alimony
Why does this sick institution continue? It's not 1960 anymore. Women work.
>>69779699
That's Rebecca Romijn you fucking dunce. Goddamn you shitty meme forcing faggots are retarded.
JUST
>>69779793
>I'm going on year 6 numbnuts
get a life
>>69778637
>begging to not get your asshole raped anymore
Not alpha, go back to eating your burgers, fatty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkGUI4bnQbQ
>>69778637
Literally famous for being famous.
Good now he can come back to Glasgow to do some more panto with the crankies
>>69779897
He was on Baywatch for over a decade, the most internationally watched show in the history of television. Not that you children are old enough to remember that but whatever.
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>>69779964
Nobody watched that show for The Hoff, they watched it for tits.
>>69780050
That's not the point, but I agree.
>>69779967
Prenups don't always work for men and a lot of judges will bust them under circumstances.
The legal system is overly tailored for women, especially for custody.
>>69779964
His daughter is part of Rich Kids of Beverly Hills
>>69779784
Based Hoff can sport the JUST look
This just futher proves my theory that Germans love David Hasselhof.
JUST
>>69780296
>mfw after that joke he said "Nah I'm just kidding... We don't hire women."
JUST
>>69779562
good question
can someone who knows answer?
