You're a War Boy who can only enter eternal Valhalla through acts of valor witnessed by your comrades.
How do you sacrifice yourself?
WITNESS THESE
With dubs
>>69772906
By getting dubs
>>69772906
I spread class consciousness amongst my brethren and lead a violent revolution against the despot Immortan Joe.
>>69772939
ME
>>69772958
DI
>>69772978
OCRE
A grenade in my mount, one in each hand, 2 in my pockets
Jump down from a rock on my ennemies and go all blood bukakke on their asses
>>69772906
>They will expect one of us in the wreckage, brother!
>Have we started the fire?
>Yes. The fire rises.
Best way to go.
I don't. I kill everyone.
Feel the wrath of Mr. Gnome! Do you feel it? The wrath of Mr. Gnome!
I ride eternal, shiny and chrome
WITNESS ME
>>69772906
Routine trip to Gastown/Bullet Farm. Those spiky niggas are lookin' to get frisky.
After torching at least two of them, one of my tumors starts acting up again. I can barely breathe. Push through it anyway, continue rekting those niggas.
We seem to have gotten the last of 'em when that big-ass motherfuckin' truck comes in, spinning blades and all. Knocks a car next to me off, nigga gets impaled on the front. I ain't havin' that shit.
Have my second take control of the car. Pick up a couple bomb spears. There's a pistol next to me, piddly little thing but it'll get the job done.
I get up on top of the rig, stay low, shoot out the truck's windows but miss the driver. I ready my spears.
There's a rope hanging off the lookout. After the windows are completely fucked, I make my move. I sprint, fullspeed, down the top of the War Rig. "WITNESS ME!!!" I scream, destroying my throat.
Grab the rope. Swing off it. Let go of one spear, takes out a wheel. Truck swerves, and right before impact I see the bastard's face, centimeters away from the head of my spear. I know he's not gonna see it, but I give him a quick wink as my spear slams him in the face, and explodes.This is fucking autistic as hell.
>>69773371
whi did you have to type it in niggerspeak
>>69773454
It seemed reasonable at the time.
>tfw boss won't take you to gastown
>>69773489
>nor bullet farm
>>69773469
mistakes happen my friend
>>69773371
>War Rig run
>much needed guzzoline at the Citadel, Imperator's orders
>sun is beating down harder today, must be a new year
>scavengers out in full force
>their desperation shows in every move they make
>lancer atop the rig bomb their tires left and right as they attempt to ride in step with the rig
>driving my car full speed in front of the rig to keep point on the rig's run
>come around a bend
>immense roadblock of cars to stop the rig
>if the scavengers can't have the guzzoline, they think no one can
>the rig can't power through it without possibly damaging the volatile rig itself
>needs room
>signal the rig to speed up
>roll down the window to signal a V8
>*HONK HONK*
>take a hit of the chrome
>damn this taste good
>open the nitrous valves
>place my headsmashing brick on the accelerator
>if this be the end, might as well have a good view
>climb out of the window and feel the hum of the motor under the hood
>lay atop it to get comfortable
>one last hit of the chrome before impact
>"witness me"
>"witness him"
>ride eternal
>>69772906
Historic on the Fury Road, ofc
By making toast at 3pm.
>>69774299
Witnessed!
>>69776590
>>69774162
Ayy not bad
>>69774162
pretty good one, not going to lie
