ITT: cast your all LGBT/SJW character reboot of a beloved franchise.
007 with a gay bond and finally, for the first time, a Bondboi instead of a Bondgirl
All female xmen team led by jlaw
>>69738056
>xMEN
>not Xxir
Balde Runner
Deckard is gay in denial
Roy is MtoF
Pris is 300 lb and wears problematic glasses
Zhora is FtoM and wears Doc Martens boots
Leon is a bear
Rachael is a 50 year ols methhead that sucks cock for McDonalds burgers
Star Wars reboot where I only hire based on identity politics.
>>69738261
>chewie is actually a transwookie, he was born human
>Indiana Jane, a woman of color
>sidekick is a hispanic gay man
>Lots of sarcastic quips about men (even though the guy's not masculine at all)
>some muslim artifact
>constantly "remind" how shitty christians have been throughout history, mudslimes are the victims
>cis white male villain
>>69736406
Ghostbusters with an all female cast, with one nigger thrown in. They should preferably be fat. The marketing campaign should be centered in a first phase on the all female cast and the subversion behind it, and in a second time around attempt at playing persecution when people call you on your shit.
>>69738603
Could you get a washed out comedian to tweet something worded incredibly poorly about a kindhearted Youtuber who doesn't like the idea of the movie?
A Xena reboot where Xena is even more overpowered, can do even more ridiculous impossible stunts and where there is even more lesbian tension between her and the villains.or the same thing with an all male cast and homoerotic imagery and suggestions every-fucking-where
both would make my dick go diamond in a fraction of a second
>>69738344
He identifies as humankin
>>69737993
>qt bondboï in skin-tight leather and spandex spy catsuits with climbing/bondage harness
I'd watch the shit out of it.
>>69736406
The Predator
>All of the rescue team are actual post OP MtF trannies
>The jungle is in Florida
>The guerrilla is now a gang of misogynist WHITE MALES
>The Predator is an Alien from outer space that rapes his victims and then kills them and hangs them NUDE (body shaming) upside down
>instead of vagina mouth, now has penis mouth
>Everyone survives, including the beta asian male they rescue from the gang of WHITE MALES
Give me my 100 million dollars and I'll make this happen.
>>69738783
>bond drinks stirred piña coladas
>>69738843
one of them needs to be on a hi-tech weelchair m8
>>69737993
>>69738783
>>69738848
My pants can only contain my boner for so long
Top Gun
I'd just leave it as is.
>>69737993
>not having a masculine bondboy competing with an effeminate/nearly androgynous right hand of the main villain
>and have both of them fight while wearing black catsuits
>bondboy in leather with ceet, low neckline showing off some delicious manchest (with hair,if possible), villainboy in latex that molds his ass perfectly
>crotch shots everywhere
>ends with bondboy defeating the villain femboy, nearly choking him to death but falling for his charm after all and gets stabbed in the back during that second of hesitation
>followed by Bond finding him, nearly dead for one last embrace with the only friend and real lover he ever had
>swears to avenge him, even if it gets in the way of the mission
>cue to showdown between Bond and evil femboy
>even more passionate fight, with direct hand-to-hand wrestling
>Bond gets the traitrous seductor in a headlock
>"I... I always did it for you, 007" he says with a last gentle stroke on Bond's cheek, a tear rolling down his eye while his last breath leaves his body
>Bond contemplates loneliness
>credits roll
muh dick
Apocalypse Now
>set during the Rhodesian Bush war
>Kurz is a a Woman of Colour who has enslaved white prisoners of war
>Willard is FtM and has internalised oppression
>we get the original ending where Willard joins Kurz and they fight off the old white man's attempt to destroy Kurz's paradise of social justice
>>69739234
jesus christ, you had me at catsuits
>>69737993
how about a bondsheev?
>>69739419
fug forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-7ybCze-Cg
Can't wait for 12 angry women!
>>69739234
Fuck if this is the kind of film we would get with SJWs in charge i want them to win. i fucking rock hard right noW!!!
>>69738098
>>69739234
10/10 would watch for no homo reason, sounds like a good movie
>>69739234
Even in a no homo perspective, that would actually be a better climax than what we've hand in a majority of recent Bond films.
>>69739977
This, sounds like a real interesting b movie
Better all-female Ghostbusters:
Cecily Strong as Dr Petra Venkman
Kat Dennings as Dr Rey Stantz
Mayim Bialik as Dr Edna Spengler
Eden Sher as her niece, the rookie ghostbuster
Misty Copeland as the token black ghostbuster
Gaby Hoffman as Janine Melnitz
Sarah Hyland and Emma Roberts as Petra's and Rey's love interests.
>>69736406
Star Wars
Luke Skywalker - Daisy Ridley
Han Solo - Oscar Isaac
A black guy! - John Boyega
Darth Vader - Adam "Misunderstood Jew Villain" Driver
Tarkin - Evilwhiteman Gleeson
Wise little alien - A black woman! Double minority!
And I think it should be directed by a man named JJ Abrams.
>>69739457
>Emperor's got it for a nazi
the title alone makes me kek every time, I really hope sheev's gonna be cast for ep VIII
>>69736406
what does this pepe mean?
is he tripping and dropping popcorn everywhere?
is he excited to eat popcorn?
is he trying to launch a bunch of popcorn into his mouth directly from the bag projectile style?
>>69739234
Very hot anon. Who would you cast?
All female 300 reboot, with lesbian Spartans pushing in the still male Persian army's shit in. Tons of slow motion and chroma key. A few MtF Spartans and race blind lesbian Spartan casting for maximum diversity. Rake in the $$$.
>>69740509
I'm literally hard right now, needs some eva green of course
>>69740292
>Tom Hardy as Bond
>Henry Cavill as Bondboy
>Scarlet Johanson as evil mastermind that put the whole scheme together
No idea who could be the villain femboy though. I'm open to suggestions
>>69740224
He's so excited by whatever he's seeing that he throws his arms up in response to it, only to throw his popcorn instead.
>>69740650
Very good casting call-though i would change cavill for matt bomer, he'd make a great bondboy
>>69740650
Matt lanter forr femboi? or that kid from percy jackson films?
>>69740585
Who do you think is playing lady Leonidas?
>>69741489
she's realistically gotta be some meme actress like emilia clarke, she has no problem getting nude
>>69741581
It's times like this I wish Kat Winnick was a meme actress who got nude at every opportunity.
