>wants to burn down all of Paris because of a boner
What the fuck was wrong with him, /tv/?
>gypsy boner
I'd just kill myself at that point tbqh
This movie led me to believe gypsies are hot
>>69731992
The war of Troy was fought over some pussy. It's perfectly legit.
>>69731992
He didn't have access to internet and porn. And he didn't know he could just molest an underage altar boy.
>>69732076
>The war of Troy was fought over some pussy.
That's just the romantic version.
>>69732227
No that was actually the reason. The Greeks were fucking morons who fought over shit like that. All you need to do is say so and so was one of Zeus' bastards and they were all over it.
>>69732049
that's disney for you
>>69731992
Religion is a mental illness, thats why.
>>69732049
>he never got to rape or burn the gypsy
What a sad ending
I can fully understand that feel to be honest.
Delicious brown+green eyes+STACKED
>>69731992
He legitimately did nothing wrong.
He is the most relatable disney villain, period. We're all sick with desire and these fucking whores everywhere won't stop teasing and we can't get it out of our heads.
>>69731992
>Not knowing that gyppo women age like corpses.
Frodo you nigga, stop with this oneitis shit and get a proper french girl/altar boy, not a subhuman that will fat several times her current weight the moment she gets pregnant.
your gypsy ONEITIS is getting fucked by CHAD while you are playing with your tiny PENOR in a dumb CATHEDRAL with GARGOYLES lmaoing at your LIFE
>>69734347
This.
If Frodo wants a proper women that ages like fine wine he should go for Asians. AKA Mulan.
>>69734347
implying he wouldn't just find a new one when he got bored with her
>>69734936
>Frodo
Holy shit I'm too high for this shit.
>>69734936
>ages like fine wine
>Asians
Yeah but they hit 40 and age 50 years and that overnight. You ever noticed how all the oldest people in the guinness world records are asian? Well my theory is they say they're 150 or whatever but they're really 70
It's probably why you never see little chinese homeless fellas. They're either good looking so can get by or they look really old and that so people pity them more. Sick of it.
>>69732049
baka funalun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zsERKqVUdk
>>69731992
>implying you need a reason to burn down Paris
Browse for 5 minutes and tell me this is unrealistic:
>>>/r9k/
Seriously underrated
>>69736217
>underrated
She's a slut.
>>69736217
isnt she 15 like all the other disney princesses? i know jasmine is 15 and ariel is like 14
>>69735925
good point. also you ever notice that you've never seen an old man 'avin a Twix
>>69737095
Along the same lines, you never see... anoldman, eata MAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRSSSS bar bar bar
