How can Rey be a Mary Sue if she can't pee while standing up?
you obviously have not seen her pecker yet.
>>69731075
You know they have funnels for that now
she can BYY PASS HER COMPRESSAH
post her teefs
>can't pee while standing up
that's just head canon and not discussed in the movie
>>69731075
She can, it just wouldn't be pretty.
I was at a restaurant with my wife a few weeks ago.
My wife went to the bathroom and told me when she got back, that when she walked in a woman was taking the loudest piss she ever heard, like someone running a bath with both taps turned on fully. My wife peed, washed her hands and was fixing her hair and lipstick when the woman finally stopped, my wife waited around to see the monster that had unleashed that torrent in the cubicle next to her (who at this point was still going), expecting some giant hamplanet, imagine my wife's surprise when the piss finally stopped and out walked Daisy Ridley.
My wife said she was already going when she walked in and went for at least a further two minutes, her flowing only slowing in the last 10 seconds or so.
>>69732001
hmm
>>69731623
>>69732812
t-thanks
>>69732812
Fucking CUTE!
I'm gonna marry her tbqh phams.
>>69731075
>she
>>69732812
Show her second mouth coming out
>>69731075
>ywn control your piss stream using the force
>>69732812
Holy fucking hell that's scary!She is going to eat my soul tonight, isn't she?
>>69733001Yes, consider yourself lucky
