What would you do if you had this watch?
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaape
>>69727608
Steal?
>>69727592
stop time
Well this is similar to the Zach Morris Time-Out, correct?
Unfortunately, the correct answer is that you'd die as soon as you used it. You'd immediately be blind, as no light would be travelling to your eyes, you'd be encased in a you-shaped cavity in what was air, but now may as well be granite, you wouldn't be able to move or breathe and you'd suffocate to death in minutes.
If the effect persists after your death (questionable in the Morris case but quite likely here) then that would mean the end of the entire universe, presumably.
So the answer to what I personally would do if I had that watch is: destroy it.
>>69727592
There is this right fat cunt I work with, would love to constantly piss on his bed whilst he is in it. Drench the whole thing in what I percieve as a decade of piss.
>>69727813
that's romantic in some circles, is it love?
>>69727786
I'm assuming OP meant if it worked exactly as it did in the show.
In that case, rape.
wasn't there some cunt who'd stop you if you did anything wrong? he was like a postman or something.
>>69727855
my postman certainly prevents me from a life of crime. I can't go out on the rob in case people hear him shouting for help
>>69727829
Why rape? Why not just cheat at high-stakes poker and become wealthy enough to nail all the bitches, or even, if you must, pay escorts to engage in rape-play?
>>69727855
Cant you just kill him?
>>69727963
takes time
could just rape a passer by on the way to the shops
Like Bernard I would just make sure my homework was done on time and stuff
>>69727976
he was the guy who gave him the watch in the first place I think, maybe you can't kill him
don't know much about the bernards watch lore to be honest
>>69727963
or you can just nail all the bitches
postman was just a budget version of gandalf
anyway i'd probably check the penis length and bedrooms of every man i know (and check the same with the grills) so i know everything about them. check their pc history and shit. check all of their messages to people i know.
>ywn see Bernard stab the postman and become god
>>69727608
Just convert to Islam, you don't need a fancy watch to do that.
Steal girls panties and wear them all mmmmm
Cunt punch the Queen
>>69728246
What purpose do you have for those infos?
>>69727636
everybuddydoinit
even as a kid i knew it'd be rape
put sausages in peoples mouths
