It's about an anon who steals plot device technology that allows him to imprint plot device bio-code bullshit that lies dormant in the mind of anyone that looks at his shitposts.
After months of spamming memes spiked with the mind control plot device, he activates the code or whatever bullshit and causes thousands of NEETS and other anons across the globe to go into a catatonic state. A few days later, after family members notice something is wrong when the infected NEETS go even longer than normal without getting up, it goes public that there's some kind of epidemic going on. Millenials across the globe have gone into some kind of catatonia and have become completely useless, even more than before. Other than the general persistant socioeconomic conditions, there's no obvious identifiable cause.
Cut to persistant reporter character. Notices the correlation between the massive drop in 4chan traffic and the explosion of catatonic 20-somethings being admitted into hospitals. Research montage! Figures out that there's a connection between the IPs affiliated with the victims and The Meme. Being a histrionic glory-seeker, reporter immediately reports on the correlation. The meme goes global, infecting hundreds of thousands of people through repeated exposure over 24-hour news and blogs.
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>>69721752
SECOND ACT MIDPOINT:
Anon, now going by Hivemind, is revealed to have just input a standby order. Realizes he has mind control of hundreds of thousands of people. Decides to set new default command as "pretend to be zombie," while also allowing permissions to a connected forum where all of the "infected" are interconnected mentally in a consciousness equivalent of an endless sticky thread about the zombie apocalypse meme. Thus begins the outbreak of the ironic zombie apocalypse. Hundreds of thousands of people pretending to be whatever they think zombies do. There are hoards of romero zombies, aughts babbies that think zombies run, know-nothings that think 28 Days Later were zombies, and a select few who just went back to their daily routine.
Montage establishing the ethical conundrum authorities are in. There are hundreds of thousands of people pretending to be zombies, disrupting everything. They're attacking people, biting, and generally fucking things up. The more instances in the media of cops and "heroes" executing the people pretending to be zombies, the more outrage among the normies and general audience demos. Riots, protests, a succession of coups starting at local level government and corrupting up the chain of command. Within a few months the federal government is establishing superbases in key strategic regions, having completely retreated out of regions that have fallen to unrest and ironic zombie attacks.
P E N I S
The Cuckold
My WIFEEEEEEEEEE'SsS Son
CuckolDING DONG
MEME WARFARE
>>69721752
>>69721766
THIRD ACT:
Hivemind has long been driven insane by being admin of the zombie apocalypse meme sticky, as well as months of manipulating and controlling the behavior of hundreds of thousands of people across the globe. Third act Tony Montana with a god complex.
Reporter, as a zombie, is shown doing zombie shit while also having input overrides allowing reporter to stay hydrated and fed. Settles down at night next to an outlet, goes into standby for the night next to outlet with phone plugged in. Hivemind goes to sleep. Next morning. Reporter and all other nearby zombies get up when Hivemind wakes up. Hivemind wanders into the bathroom. Closes door. We hear seat being dropped, Hivemind sitting down, poo groans. Music dramatically swells and builds to: flash cut to Reporter, and all other nearby "zombies," collectively taking a squatting in the middle of the street, pants at ankles. Music builds. Cut to times square. Music builds. Cut to that English circus place. Music builds. Cut to the Vatican. Everybody poops. Music peaks.
Cut to Survivor, looking out in horror from their vantage point in a secured apartment complex. They look out at a sea of people that have been pretending to be zombies for months, shitting in the street. Survivor walks into their apartment, looks at their empty pantry. Realizes the water is almost out. Stares out at the hoard outside. Looks at family sleeping in bad in other room. Heads out, joins the hoard.
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>>69721752
Something something Hivemind has to confront Some Character. Could be a head of state character, could be a tie-in to a different movie I'm writing called Berserker. Somehow the story leads to Hivemind confronting Some Character with his hoard of hundreds of thousands of zombies. Says some shit about having figured out eternity or some goddamn meaningful bullshit. Leads to a climax where something bad is threatened, Survivor or Reporter dues ex machina their way to shooting Hivemind in the face before he puts a universal kill code or some other plot dogs hit. idk fuck you. Just fix it in post. Or end at a frustratingly ambiguous ending. Hivemind gets bored and an heroes. And everyone just goes back to themselves. But with some telltale bullshit that we saw Hivemind do in the first act to establish that HES IN ALL OF THEM or some goddamn nonsense seriously fuck you.
You should had the screen cut to black as all the zombies squat down to take a shit. This leaves us with a cliffhanger and could possibly set up sequels. Also it comments on the state of the Millenials after the Boomer generation. The zombies (boomers) metaphorically pulling down their pants and shitting the street (the economy and the planet as a whole), leaving a huge mess for the normies (Millenials) to clean up after.
The unified conscious stream of connected forces of memes are hijacked and weaponized by government agencies and corporate interests seeking to subvert rogue nations, push their agenda and profit off the phenomenon. An advanced department of memetics is set up, with genetically engineered super memes that act in unpredictable ways and prove transdimensional. Memes are now crossing in and out of our world and causing all sorts of havoc. Cartoon characters run for presidency. Wars are waged over whether a shit movie is in fact shit. A man is labeled a cuck, an uncuck and then an uncucked cuck who cucked himself by uncucking himself. It's pandemonium, and from their ivy tower licking their lips and laughing, the Order of the Freemasons, pioneers in memes who've spent the last thousand years readying the world for this new becoming.
>>69721986
Honestly that's the furthest I've ever broken the story. Been fucking around with the Hivemind ironic zombie idea for a while but the idea of making a closing image be a bunch of people making waste in the street could be a pretty solid absurd ending. Really ham up the Nolanesque music montage crescendo, build a relatively serious shaggy dog movie to a closing image of people shitting in the street.
Kind of think it goes the other way with the metaphor though. The ironic zombies destroy society because they didn't have anything better to do than do memes on the intranettes in the first place. Millennial zombies ironically rebelling against the fucked system by literally shitting on the infastructure. If a webm could infect people's minds, it wouldn't be old fucks on the front line of the fake zombie apocalypse.
Idk I do like the idea of it being boomers though too. No matter what I kind of think the less overtly meaningful ending, the better. Hivemind maybe just gets bored and calls it off. Or he builds this giant absurd army of sarcastic zombies and then gets confronted about what the goal was, and it's revealed that he never really had any master plan at all. It was all a society-destroying shitpost.
>>69722226
>Cartoon characters run for presidency
poignant as fuck
>Wars are waged over whether a shit movie is in fact shit.
THE GREAT WAR OF THE PEOPLE V BATMAN V SUPERMAN.
>>69721752
didn't read a single word of your post
but where in the hell did you find that pic of harrison ford as a hot dog?
A re-meme-animation chamber for long dead memes is built in Antarctica by the discredited Richard Dawkins who was sent mad by the rude things said to him on Twitter. In it, he brings back all of history's greatest memes, now reborn with renewed meme force and power. Elvis Presley, the man, the meme, the legend, is the first to emerge in blistering lightening and shambles out across the snowy landscape singing burning love. Next, every conspiracy theory about the jews is proven to be completely factual and accurate, the devil worshiping, child sacrificing yid bastards. Obama's birth certificate is proven beyond doubt to be an utter falsification and the last 8 years of his presidency are rendered nulled, with all legislation now repealed. The returned Elvis runs for election and wins in a landslide -- thank you very much. Richard Dawkins is appalled at the series of catastrophes unfolding and tries to unplug his machine but can't. Adolf Hitler, Jesus Christ, Mohammed, Nikola Tesla and every Cracked article ever written come to life in hdeious meme-o-vision and no one is safe.
