Why didn't they just put a bunch of rockets upside down on Earth to move the planet out of the way of the asteroid?
I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES
>>69715985
Why did that chick have a cd on her face??
>>69715985
Why didn't they just teach astronauts to drill rather than try to teach drillers to be astronauts?
>>69715985
Why didn't they blow up the moon?
>>69716257
.... why would they?
>>69716215
because there is nothing difficult about being an astronaut. at least in this scenario
>>69715985
Did Tea Leoni's mom kill herself?
>>69716302
How is this anymore retarded than OP'S?
>>69716257
Why didn't they push the moon to take the impact?
>>69715985
Why didn't they attach the drill to the tip of the rocket and shoot it at the asteroid?
>>69715985
Why didn't they pray for God to stop the asteroid?
>>69715985
>Asteroid is said to be the size of Texas.
>Drilling a hole for like 5 minutes will put the bomb right in the middle so it's blown in half
>>69715985
Why didn't they ignore the asteroid so that it would understand that acting out would get it no attention and go away?
It's made of iron, right? Why didn't they just make a giant magnet in space and make the polar opposite side face the asteroid to push it away?
>>69716471
Weren't they drilling for hours?
>>69716471
>Asteroid is said to be the size of Texas
Why didn't they shoot Texas at the asteroid?
>>69716499
#notallasteroids
>>69716471
>5 min
>>69716345
OP's would take the planet out of the line of the comet. What would blowing up the moon achieve?
>>69716888
>blow up moon into millions of pieces
>pieces orbit Earth
>asteroid passes through those moon chunks
>moon chunks slow it down enough so that the asteroid simply bounces off Earth and doesn't explode
>>69717186
Why didn't they just use ben afflecks giant face to stop the asteroid?
>>69716205
He's probably gone but I don't get this joke.
>>69715985
God Tier Commentary from Ben
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ahtp0sjA5U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQfqvIge29k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff_z6RCm6uw
>>69717610
https://youtu.be/INLo0Zr0_lA?t=1m55s
>world is saved
>french still btfo
A happy ending for all involved desu
>>69717186
wow anon, you should write movies
Why didn't they let it hit
