THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER
>>69713557
DON'T DROP THAT YELLOW CAKE!
japans sendin playstations
>>69713557
My favorite scene from Captain America Civil War
Oil? Who said anything about oil? Bitch, is you cookin?
an underrated classic is the skit where his kid loves nick cannon
WHACK ARNOLDS IS TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
HERRO RARA
>>69714028
You gon' go tell your mother? Tell your mother IM CUSSIN IN THE HOUSE
>>69713557
BELARAUUUUUSSS
40 NATIONS READY TO ROLL OUT
THE MUTHA FUCKIN CRADLE OF CIVILISATION
Dave Chappelle is doing 2 surprise shows in madison, wi this friday
is it worth the 60 dollar tickets?>
>>69714173
>CIVILISATION
hahaha nigga can't spell
>>69714179
Use that money to buy a wrap it up box
the nigga tried to kill my father
>>69714075
nigga, you smell like french fries
>>69714075
THE MEANEST BURGER IN THE WORLD, CAN BE THE MEEEEANEST BURGER IN THE WORLD, IF YOU COOK IT THAT WAAAY.
Ladyship Black Mombazo and the whole African Zulu Nation is coming
Ew nigga you smell like french fries
>>69714300
Stankonia's droppin some bombs
>>69714172
Like who?
Goodbye fried rice, hello fried chicken
>>69714366
who the fuck said that?
>>69714366
bitch who said that
The diatribe he goes off on as p. diddy in the dylan sketch where he says he wants to climb the mountains and sing the songs he loves to sing and dress up as a clown and surprise kids
M-A-R-S. Mars bitches!
>>69714477
RED ROCKS
>yfw the asians take the wu-tang clan
>>69714445
i only drink the finest of breast milks
>>69713557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3c_-dde-wo
Still my favorite moment
>>69714445
Id do what I wanna do...like eat a turkey sandwich...masturbate...and watch Scarface 50 times
>>69714528
konnichiwa bitches
you need to diversify your bonds my nigga
>>69714445
oh oh sara just gonna use up all your anytime minutes...is this anytime!?!
>>69714683
You jus' gonna do your taxes, playboy? is that what's hot on the streets right now, doin' your taxes?
>>69714662
war's coming, invest in some nuclear bombs
>Why do black people love menthols?
>>...uhh...I don't know
>THAT IS CORRECT! Nobody knows...
>>69714559
BREAST MILK
YOU MAKE MY DAY
Mandela knows what's popping on the streeeeeets
>>69714782
Is Pimping easy?
>>69714830
Hell yeah.
>>69714848
somehow...that is correct
>>69714830
these ARE the most disputed of all of the Good Times lyrics
yall nigas kneed to kook up kokane wif bKing soda and sell it.
>>69714888
all da best
Corn Rolla
P.S.PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
But these were not just ordinary shoes...these...WERE NIKES
i bought this baby straight cash...look how Tron is livin'...in the ci-tay
And that bet not be the money outta my GOT-DAMN PURSE
>>69714888
LOL!!!!! i lost solely on the fact you spelled it bKING soda just like he did in the letter
>>69714925
oh man i wish i could find that. the birdman call is awesome
>>69714983
my name...is leonard washington. where am i from? a little place called none of yo goddang business
>>69715017
>>69714994I cheated and watched this video as I typed it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkPloGpImpo
is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch?
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you but I hate your guts. I hope all of the bad things in life happen to you and only you
HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA GIRL LET ME HOLLA ATCHYA IMMA HOLLA ATCHYA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA IMMA HOLLA GIRL GIRL LET ME HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA
NIGGA, I KNOW GUCCI WHEN I SEE IT, I'M RICH.
>>69713878
Underrated post
>>69715128
the bitch had one big titty and one small titty, so we called da bitch Biggie Smalls
i gotta get home and put some more water in Buck Nasty momma's bowl
I wrote this song a long time ago, a real long time ago
Two men. Barbeque. Nigga i like you. I like you too, dawg. Let's get married.
THAT SHIT IS GROSS
>>69714830
Bid daddy Kane would argue, it ain't easy
mars. and no gays settlin down
>>69714925
>the battle at the Kool Moe Dee concert
>which took place at a Kool Moe Dee concert
>>69715202
I'm talkin bout George W Smith
from city council
he ran in 93 out in Oakland
you prolly didn't hear about him
I WANNA PISS ON YOU
>>69715253
someone link this sketch if yo can find it
>>69715288
dripdripdrip
BLACK GALLAGHER!!!
I GOT WARRANTS!!!
>>69715291
Sadly I think that's one of the sketches of his they don't have up on YT because they have the Black Bush and the 2Pac Is Still Alive ones up in entirety
>>69715291
I can only find a shitty version of it on ebaums. Might see if I can rip the DVD and make webms from it
In terms of pure explosive laughter, this is the funniest show ever. Can't think of anything that comes close.
>>69715291
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/qoulyi/chappelle-s-show-the-world-s-greatest-wars---uncensored
>>69715202
IT MIGHT BE DOO DOO
>>69714947
HOT HAND IN A DICE GAME BABYGIRL
>>69714028
Leave me and my new daddy alone
DAD, NICK CANNON IS HILARIOUS
>>69715443
IF THAT NIGGAS SO HILARIOUS WHY DONT YOU GO LIVE WITH HIM CUZ HE JUS TOOK THE MONEY FO YOUR NEW SCHOOL CLOTHES
>>69715081
The behind-the-scenes of that makes it all the more hilarious cos Wayne really didn't want to say it, but when he does he totally sells it
How come there has never been a skit so as funny before or since?
what happened to all of the chappelle show clips on comedy central uk's youtube channel?
OH *coughs profusely*
OIL
>>69715443
FUCK YOU SON
IM BROKE NIGGA IM BROKE
GO HOME BABY
G G G G G-UNIT
G G G G GET YO ASS IN THIS CAR
Best sketch coming thru, nerds
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/3vk26x/chappelle-s-show-tron-carter-s--law---order----uncensored
>I wanna thank y'all for this balla-ass spread of assorted cheeses
HOWS IT TASTE MUTHAFUKA?!?
When keepin it real goes wrong
>>69715731
my apologies for being late
I got caught up in somePUNANI
Mm mm, tiddy residue
>>69715861I can smell your lightsaber
>>69715731
And his wife threw her titties in my hand. It was weird your honor.
Hello and good evening everyone, I'm Chuck Taylor
>>69715729
If you need money, sell rocks. I heard that's what they do around here
>>69715957
why is this allowed?
>>69715368
I WROTE THIS SONG IN '92
>>69713557
Movie?
>>69715808
I think about this sketch every time I want to yell at someone at work.
>>69715957
>Chuck Taylor
fucking kek I just realized that's the name of that brand of shoe
>>69714179
go fuck yourself, wisconson
>>69715957
"I'm gonna reinvest my money into the community"
"That's a very nice gesture. What-"
"SIKE"
>>69715998
it's hilarious
WHY YOU HIT ME LIKE THAT CHARLIE MURPHY?
>>69714028
THAT'S NICK CANNON DADDY, HE'S HILARIOUS!
Love that one.
>>69716227
DARKNESS EVIL MOTHERFUCKER!I'm sorry Charlie Murphy, i was having too much fun
top chappelle show skits:
clayton bigsby
wu-tang financial
player hater's ball
charlie murphy's true hollywood stories
tyrone biggums
I found the complete series at a store at my mall for $15 and have already watched through the whole thing.
Did you guys know they only made 2 seasons with a couple "lost episodes" that they put together after dave quit as the third season?
>>69715934
YOU GRABBED HER TITTIES, I SAW YOU
>>69716506
Yeah the third season came out on dvd right away after the cancellation
Next nigga say something while im talking is getting shot, believe that
How come they didn't find Biggie and 2Pac's murderer, but they arrested OJ the next day? NICOLE SIMPSON CAN'T RAP! I want justice!
NIGGA CALLED A BOMB THREAT TO THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS
>>69716461
>no Black Bush
>no Mad Real World
>no Three Daves
>no Jury Selection Trials
Shit list
>>69716590
Beautiful on the weekends does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.
>>69716461
>no reparations skit
>no samuel jackson with OLLLLLLLLLLLLLL BILLLLY BOY
>no Lil Jon talks to Lil Jon
pls expand list
>>69716461
The NIgger family!
>mfw this thread.
>>69716732
>all this racism is killing me inside
The way he says it gets me every time.
I wonder how long the show would have remained good if Dave didn't break down.
It seemed to have a lot of staying potential.
Need that oil.. OUGHHLL*COUGH COUGH* ................
>>69717221
I know he's mostly back into standup now but I wish he'd do something on YouTube or just anything where he starts doing skits again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ASPUkkHMs
I bet Key and Peele wish they were Dave Chappele so much :^)
>>69713945
My favorite fucking line.
>>69717221
Apparently the network wanted him to focus more on race humor in exchange for the pay raise. If he did go along with the deal, I wouldn't expect the show to retain its quality beyond a 3rd season, or even mid-season.
I think he made the right decision to pull out. Imagine if these threads had arguments over which seasons were the worst if he didn't.
Dave Chappelle that ain't your wife
>>69717530
The fact that you could probably poll a group of people, and they'd each have completely different "top 5 Chappelle's Show sketches" is very telling.
Might be easier to name the worst 3 sketches, and even that would be a stretch
>>69717530
didnt a producer "blackpilled" him on bullshit and pulled out because of that?
>>69717664
IT WAS MOONEY
No, completely serious, it WAS Mooney
>>69714075
YOU CUT OFF!
YOU CUT OFF!
>>69717664
It was Paul Mooney
>>69717701
>>69717709
Wasn't Mooney a crossdresser?* It would make sense if Chappelle had some kind of "redpill overdose breakdown" if Mooney warned him about the whole "black man in a dress" thing and then it actually came up sometime after he heard about it from Mooney
>* = source: Roast of Richard Pryor
Hide the money y'all
There's poor people around
>Dave wanted Wayne Brady to be part of an episode
>Brady was afraid it would hurt his family-friendly reputation
>Dave convinced him to do it anyway
What a great accomplishment
>>69718243
Yo Dave, I didn't know you like to get wet.
>>69718285
Gimme your sandwich, Dave
>>69714075
CORNY ASS NIGGA
>>69717664
>>69717701
He has an Asian wife and lives in some small white rural town in Ohio Michigan or something, doesn't he?
Is that what "blackpilled" is?
Why don't you click your heels together three times, and go back to Africa?
>>69718243
RIVERSIDE MOTHERFUCKER
>>69718243
BREAK YOURSELF, FOOL!
what can i say about that suit that hasnt already been said about afghanistan, it looks bombed out and depleted
>>69718399
>OH SHIT, IT'S WAYNE BRADY
Might be my favorite line from the show
>>69718243
OH SHIT IT'S WAYNE BRADY SON
she wears underwears with dick holes in em
Got to meet Paul Mooney at the airport the other day, really nice guy
>>69718243
Dave always seemed like an amazing guy to me due to the fact that whenever he's not impersonating someone, he's basically being himself. The stories he picks and the way he tells them - tone, delivery and timing - everything is on point. He's just naturally funny. And charming at that, too. I can see people bending over to do stuff with him.
If he ever needed a generic white dude sucking himself off while wearing a pink dress, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
>>69718503
Weird, I met Paul Mooney at the airport, too. He spit on me and told me to kill myself.
I'm white, by the way.
>Me and Jeb just coming back from Africa
>Some black dude: CRADLE OF FUCKING CIVILIZATION
>>69718617
I'm black, he asked me why I didn't go to a historical black college or university.
THE NIGGA BOUGHT ALUMINIUM TUBES
DO I NEED TO TELL YOU WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN DO WITH AN ALUMINUM TUBE?ALUMINUM!
Thank you David Chappelle
Now the world will never ever have a black comedian who doesn't do bits based on race
DAVE CHAPPELLE THAT AIN'T YOUR WIFE
>>69718663
Jokes aside: Did he really?
>>69718713
Hand to God
>>69718695
DAVE, YOU GOT THREE KIDS
GO HOME
DON'T GIVE HIM NO COOCHIE
>>69718690
I got dis yellow cake here
wrapped up in this special C.I.A. napkin
>yfw chapelles show is the only thing that can bring /tv/ together besides baneposting
>>69718694
?
I've written a film, maybe they'll produce my film, The Last Nigga on Earth starring Tom Hanks.
>>69715525
Because it was natural. Everyone else now is TRYING to make the next Chapelle show.
>>69718769
there's actually an egyptian airliner that just disappeared from radar over Cairo, so we'll have some bane here any minute now
>>69717876
I remember hearing that Mooney told Dave that the producers would try to get him in a dress. For some reason Jews want to put the black man in a dress (White Chicks, Madea, Big Momma's House). Eventually they gave Dave a sketch that had him in a dress and he kept refusing to do it and one day went into his trailer and found a dress waiting for him.
>>69718837
That was for a movie he did with Martin Lawrence
>>69718734
DONT DROP THAT SHIT
pray to god you dont drop that shit
>>69718837
They already put him in a dress. Kind of. I mean, you've seen the Prince skit.
>>69714567
The ol baby on the corner trick
>>69718775
how about The Last King of Scotland starring Forrest Whitaker?
>>69718902
oh good, the bots are here
>>69718902
here's your (You)
>>69718902
>Trying to rain on this thread's day
>2016
The reddit has been spotted.
>>69718902
i agree desu
>>69718769
and sopranos threads
THIS SOME GOOD ASS CHEESE
>>69718902
doing God's work anon
>>69718991
WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME HOW GOOD THE CHEESE WAS?
>>69718991
Every single time. Without fail.
>>69718902
based anon
>>69719031
BOB EUBANKS LOOKIN MOTHERFUCKER
>select all the images of rivers
>click verify once there are none left
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
Bought my momma a car, and I spent the rest...on PCP.
See I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on, I got a little more sense then that.
...yeah I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch
SHIT OPRAH. WHAT ABOUT OUR DREAMS? HUH? I QUIT MY JOB! FUCK!
>>69718663
Is he in a wheelchair?
>>69718892
You want some grapes, bitches?
>>69718991
>>69719031WHY YOU GOTTA RIP IT LIKE THIS SON
>>69720294
Yeah, he has cancer
>>69720375WHY YOU GOTTA RIP IT LIKE THAT SON
>>69720393
Aw that's shit
>>69720375
>>69720452
do da loo do da loo do da le dooooooo
>>69720554
CUZ IM THE BLACK SHEEP
IM THE REAL BLACK SHEEP
THEY SHOULDA NEVER GAVE YOU NIGGERS MONEY
>>69714028
Fuck you nick cannon. Fuck you son
>>69714028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saHIIKn7yOQ
>>69718243
Meanwhile bob sagat still gets screamed at by people if he sucks dick for cocaine.
>72 posters
>192 replies
You two need to calm the fuck down.
>>69723285
I'm sorry Charlie Murphy, it was an accident, I was having too much fun. I offer you a truce, the stickiest of the icky, you wanna smoke with the old boy Rick James?
We got afrika bumbata and the zulu nation!
Japan is sending playstations
Katie got some big ass tittieessssss
>>69723544
>I AIN'T HAVE SEX WITH KATIE, LYSOL HAD SEX WITH KATIE, I JUST FILMED IT
>No Tyree, you had sex with me too
>CORRECTION, I HAD SEX WITH KATIE TOO
>>69717876
>>69718837
Key & Peele has about a dozen crossdressing skits too. I don't get it.
>>69718475
The line that broke every single person in the skit. Fucking hilarious shit.
>>69714075
>ey you hear Calvin got a job?
>wow that is very responsible of him
>yeah. Now let's rob that nigga
>>69715288
THIS IS THE REMIX EDITION
OF THE SONG ABOUT PISSIN
the tables have turned, darkness
chapelle's show is the greatest comedy series of all time.
I wish i had more hands.... so i could give them titties FOUR THUMBS DOWN! AHAHAHAH
