What is his best role so far?
Real life
Neo or John Wick
>>69707953
wolverine
Ted
free pizza
>In September 2014, two stalkers trespassed upon Reeves' Hollywood Hills home. On September 12, 2014, Reeves awoke and found a female stalker in his library, who told him that she was there to meet him. While Reeves calmly talked to her, he called 9-1-1 and alerted the police. They arrived, arrested her and took her in for psychological evaluation. Three days later, a second female stalker made her way into his home through a gate that was left unlocked by a cleaning company. The intruder undressed and took a shower in Reeves' bathroom and then proceeded to swim naked in his swimming pool.
FREE PIZZA
Dracula
>>69708511
This.
>In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.
Underrated Keanu
We Straight nightmare.
>>69707953
He is cast only to act like one person: Keanu. His name just changes.
>In 1991 during the filming for 'Point Break' Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm infront of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
kneeo in the mattress
>When I was younger, maybe junior high, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. SO when there i am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in, but Keanu Reeves.
>I was nervous as fuck, and just kept looking at him, as he read a magazine and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Keanu, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Keanu put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon.
>Chill guy, really nice about it.
>>69709073
Wow what a dick
>Implying this was a bad movie.
>Implying whenever this is on a random channel you wont stop to watch the rest of it.There is literally nothing bad about this movie prove me wrong. its one of the ultimate cult superhero movies
>>69709073
Top kek
There is literally not one bad Keanu movieexcept for Knock Knock, anyone who disagrees is a pleb with shit taste.
>>69709594
my nigga
>>69709519
mfw I will never taste Milk of the Keanu.
>>69709519
>>69709519
I don't think this really happened
>>69709519
>keanu reeves was in the matrix
>wachowski brothers transitioned to women
>years later a pasta tries to change keanu's sex by making him lactate
>mfw
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