>the witness said they saw something
>it was a squach
>we are seeing a primate on the thermal camera
>lets go home
>>69693144
>THERES SOMETHING THERE
>commercial
>IT WAS ONLY BOB
Every fucking ghost/bigfoot show
Anything with Gordon Ramsay.
>>69693144
>NINE SEASONS
>>69693144
Have any of those ghost/monster hunting shows ever actually found evidence of anything?
Whatever happened to Hardcore Pawn? Its never on TV anymore?
>>69693201
>THERES SOMETHING THERE
>what are they going to do next, right after the break
>commercial
>WHOOSH BOOM, WELCOME BACK TO FINDING BIGFOOT
>WHAT WAS THAT
>dramatic shot
>soundeffects
>giant hairy man shouting into the woods
>WHAT WAS THAT
>what have they found this time
>WHOOS BOOM
>commercial
>WHOOSH BOOM
>that was amazing, this proves there are squaches in these here parts
>Rustling in the woods
>OH SHIT! Something just grabbed my tits
>IT WAS A SQUASH I TELLS YA
>dogs and cats are speculated to be known for seeing ghost
>no one brings a dog or cat to find the ghost
>>69693361
>we are in an old falling apart building this time
>what was that noise
>only ghosts could make noise in an old falling apart building
>>69693361
>Looking for ghosts in a medieval German castle
>Talk to them in modern English
someone needs to stream these shows and lets have a drinking game
Sip for each irritating music cue that turns out to be an anticlimax.
Sip for each bizarre question asked of a ghost.
Sip for each exciting apparition which takes place just out of view of the camera.
Sip each time someone says, "What was that?"
Sip each time a team member reads out normal EMF background readings in an excited tone of voice.
Do a shot each time an explanation starts with "some people believe" or "it is believed"…
Do a shot for each EVP that you can only understand while looking at the subtitles.
Do a shot each time a team member breaks a promise to a spectral entity.
Do a shot each time Grant says "What the fej?!"
Do a shot whenever someone feels something crawling on them
Do a shot whenever someone fails to recognize their own reflections or shadows
Do a shot whenever someone falls over and blames it on invisible entities.
Do a shot when TAPS seems on the verge of uncovering proof, then calls it quits because of the irresistable call to "wrap it up".
Chug each time an object moves shakily on its own
Chug the show isn't exciting enough on its own and the production team decide to add their own artistic and/or editorial touch.
>>69693590
You'd be dead less than two episodes in
>>69693144
>dad tells me he watches things like this
>"it's stupid and the editing is annoying but imagine if they actually found something"
>"dad, if they found bigfoot, do you really think they'd wait until the show airs thursday night to announce it?"
>"well.. no. Good point."
and a week later
>"I can't watch half the shows i used to now because of what you said, so thanks for that."
oops
>>69693590
>Chug the show isn't exciting enough on its own and the production team decide to add their own artistic and/or editorial touch.
>alcohol poisoning within 3 minutes
Mountain Monsters > Finding Bigfoot
>"Is there someone with us now?"
> gets no reply
>"what is your name?"
>>69693259
Chumley going on a drug fueled rape episode left a lot of viewers uncomfortable, so they're taking a break.
>>69694060
You nigger. I'm talking about the show where the guys kid coulda got killed!
whichever executive discovered that 'pawn' sounds kinda like 'porn' should be put in front of a firing squad
>>69693438
>The ghosts reply to them in English
>>69694546
>HE SAID PETER, THEN HE SAID POTPOURRI
>HIS NAME WAS KING GUSTAV HENRICKSON
>PETER IS SHORT FOR GUSTAV AND HE WAS A KING SO HE PROBABLY MISSES HIS FRAGRANT QUARTERS
>HOLY SHIT GOASTS MAN
reality TV in general is such a mess. My wife watched HGTV for a solid week while she was in the hospital and I almost stopped visiting her so i wouldn't have to watch some rich people gripe about a house that's slightly too close to a supermarket
