I thought the age of vydiakino was upon us?
>>69680524
Isn't there an embargo until 25? Or are these just nobodies on twitter?
>>69680576
>invite normies to early screenings
>thinking they care about an embargo
>Blizzard goes out of their way to make an adaptation of the largely irrelevant first game so that normies aren't lost in the story
>Normies still don't get it
Never pander to normies. Same mistake as they made with wow.
>>69680865
this game isnt warcraft 1. its a lie
>2 normies dislike it
>dozens have been singing it's praises
Nice cherry picking faggot
>>69680576
>>69680865
>>69681043
Pifftahahh why even cling to hope?
This movie killed Duncan Jones' dad. He got cancer from the rough cut.
>>69681073
Why cling to hope that it will suck?
In fact why hope that it'll suck period?
What happened in your childhood that made you hate fun?
>>69681104
Dad used to beat my mother and break my toys.
Then he started beating me when I was about 13.
When I grew up, I started beating him up in revenge, but it didn't make me feel any better.
>woof
>:P
jesus christ.
>>69681104
Actually I'm looking forward to the movie, been a big fan since War2 but critics are goign to shit on this and it will do poor in the box office.
I honestly do hope that as a fan I do get a lot more enjoyment out of it but I'm not going to fool myself that it will be a success.
>>69681142
did your dad touch your pp too?
>>69681247
played wc 1-3 haven't touched wow, i think critics will shit on it but it will do well at the box office so many people gona see it outta nostalgia
>>69680524
>women can't even understand something as simple as Warcraft
Universal suffrage was a mistake.
I wouldn't listen to a coalburner's opinion.
Obviously fucked up in the head.
>>69680524
how do these retards not understand the story when they chose the simplest one?
>>69680524
>Warcraft is a steaming pile of fan-pandering bullshit
Well colour me surprised
>>69680524
Link to tweets please
>>69680524
I don't get this desu.
Warcraft's story is pretty damn simple and straight forward.
Orcs are slaves of bad demons and invade humans. Some orcs not bad. Heroes team up to kill wizard who let orcs in. The end.
It's about as complex as Harry Potter.
>>69681527
This. Warcraft is made with a child's level of intellect in mind, and they choose the simplest option from all of that.
>>69680865
WC3 human campaign might've been a better idea desu.
They'd have a beautiful hunk of a hero and a story about fighting evil to save his people with an edgy twist ending where he turns bad and kill his dad at the end.
Normies would love it. You wouldn't even have to go into much detail on what happened prior since the Orcs themselves aren't too prominent in his story.
So why do producers try again and again to make video games into movies?
Haven't they realised by now that most video games have shitty stories and the whole medium relies on interaction with the virtual world?
>>69681665
they wanted to build up to warcraft 3 in sequels but probably won't happen if critics can't even understand the first one
>>69681738
>shitty stories
Not like that stops capeshit from dominating the market.
>>69680524
>people actually play this
THAT MAKES 0 SENSE WHATSOEVER I hope she dies of uterus cancer.
>>69681788
Capeshit has iconic characters. Not to mention that the stories may be bad, but the ones in video games are worse.
AHAHAJAHA 5/10
ITS OVER
>>69681823
They are literally the same shit.
The final boss in Marvel is a giant purple hulk who's gonna get the golden glove of ultimate universe power
>>69680524
First guy has been hating on the Warcraft movie since it was announced, therefor his opinion is highly biased
Second is a stupid twitter bitch coalburner, of course she won't like it
The 3rd guy is a capecuck that LOVED BvS, his opinion is shit
4th guy fair enough
>>69680524
kinos creed will be the true dawn of video game kino
Why did anyone think a video game that was just a bunch of generic fantasy tropes mashed together would make for a good movie?
Make a Morrowind movie. At least that would be slightly better.
The best review we actually have right now (in terms of reliability) is this one from boxofficetheory
Boxofficetheory guys actually know what the fuck they're talking about, and this guy isnt biased
>>69682023
>Make a Morrowind movie.
Senpai, if people can't understand something even as simple as Warcraft there's no way they'll understand any of the Elder Scrolls stories.
They'd probably think you'd need to have played Skyrim to understand a Morrowind movie.
>>69681524
This
>>69682050
these were the same people that thought bvs was the greatest movie of all time from the early fan screenings
>>69682135
Post it.
>>69680865
Big mistake, really. Could have adapted the old wars in form of a LOTR-like prologue (the one with the War of Last Alliance and Gollum), and started the first film with Arthas, a sexy blond edgelord hero that would make women squeal, with a more or less simple story about him fighting zombies and demons BUT THEN TURNING EVIL, OH NO, WAIT FOR THE SEQUEL!
Adapting WC1, the characters of which will not be relevant, like, ever since the second film (Lothar dies, every Stormwind character except the prince dies, Orgrim dies offscreen inbetween 2 and 3, Blackhand dies, Gul'dan dies in 2, Durotan dies). The only character of the cast with some relevancy for future works is Khadgar (and maybe Medivh if they reach 3).
>>69680865
>adaptation of the first game
>Dalaran flying around in the sky
FFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffuck them.
>>69682234
>Lothar flying a griffin
REEEEEEEE
>>69682135
No they weren't
>>69682023
Eat swit you n'wah.
>>69682234
Only autist give a shit about just a minor thing
>>69681524
Yup, opinion discarded.
>>69682023
What part of "normies can't understand simple as shit Warcraft" do you not understand?
Yeah, make a Morrowind movie, sure.
>"So, anon, are the grey-colored people bad guys or not, I don't get it?
>>69682050
That's pretty much what the film appears to be from the ads alone... orcs are the best parts, humans are all boring and generic while wearing cartoon armour.
>>69682277
>Eat Swit
S'wit, and it's a personal attack, like N'wah.
>>69682171
This.
The WC3 human campaign is the only story you can easily adapt into a movie and which might work.
WC1-2 are essentially just a prologue and even then most the events in those games have barely any direct effect on Arthas' story.
Really, the only reason they adapted WC1 is because they wanted to show off Orc cgi technology. Something which would hardly work with an Arthas story since you can essentially skip the part where he fight the Blackrock clan.
>>69682050
Yeah, it makes sense, especially the way he describes the "sympathies" rollercoaster. When introduced to the lore, a new guy is likely to sympathize with orcs, as they get the most "active" and colorful characters, but the longer you stay with the franchise, the more you realize that the orcs are just continuing to find excuses to act as assholes all the time, because they have it so bad, that you end up sympathizing with the blander individually, but more coherent socially human and humanlike nations.
>>69682322
Jokes on you I self identify as Blackrock orc.
Human females are nothing more than slaves and toys.
>>69680524
>so damn confused, people actually play this?
????????????????????????????????????
>>69682234
Yeah, it's bad, but Metzen&co has specifically stated that the movie universe will be Warcraft's "Ultimate Universe", so it won't be a completely faithful adaptation.
>>69680524
idk if I trust these guys. on one hand, when BVS came out, Twitter said it was the greatest thing ever. and it was not. same with Civil War.
on the other hand, their critic about the movie being confusing unless you're a fan seems believable.
this'll likely flop though.
>>69682431
Jokes on you I've had sex before.
>>69682431
>Orcs
BUR
>>69682431
Well memed my friend.
>>69682360
Get your imperial rules out of here n'wah.
>>69682449
Does she think people play the movie? Does she think the movie is completely taken from the game and edited for a feature?
I honestly don't get what she means by this
It's clear that they are all SJWs and nu-males trying to shit on a movie with an actual meaningful message that don't panders to them. It will be a neverending cuckfest till the day people will see it and realize that it's a smart portrait of the problems in our modern society: mass immigration, miscegenation, degeneracy. Sheeple will wake up, mark my words.
>>69682520
>it's a smart portrait of the problems in our modern society: mass immigration, miscegenation, degeneracy. Sheeple will wake up, mark my words.
i know this is tongue-in-cheek but i chuckled regardless
>>69682517
I think her point is that all the over exaggerated designs and magic up the ass is just not appealing to her.
Though you would think she would be all for that BOC
Who's the company doing the special effects for the movie anyway?
>>69682456
>this'll likely flop though.
Even if it does poorly in the US and is critically panned it'll make enough money for a trilogy in Asia.
>>69682590
ILM
>>69682590
ILM, the best in the business
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAX_4brQ0Mk
>>69682392
Yeah, it's a dilemma, really.
On the one hand, the orcs are a symbol of Warcraft, instantly recognizable and all that. The main orc story is Thrall's, but doing Thrall without previously explaining Durotan and Orgrim might end up a sucky story. So, making the first movie about Thrall was risky, and they decided to introduce the characters of Thrall's background before that.
On the other hand, Arthas's story would be easily adaptable, would not require beforehand knowledge of the world, and would present a plotline easy for the mainstream audience to enjoy and follow.
Still, from a movie-maker's viewpoint I think making Arthas film the first one would be more sensible.
>>69681524
what a dirty whore
>>69682639
arthas is boring as fuck
>>69682590
Based ILM, that's who.
>>69682663
So are Thor and Cap. Simple, but handsome characters attract mainstream audience.
>>69682639
Pretty much this. Arthas' story is legendary nowadays in gaming circles. Lock King is as iconic as Master Chief, Mario, Link and other normie-friendly video game mascots
>>69682709girls will crush on Durotan calling it
>>69682671
>>69682632
>>69682614
Hot damn
>>69682720
Not even close.
>>69682756
Too bad he dies too soon.
There's still Thrall, though.
>>69682720
Who's story?
>>69682790
Arthas is definitely a hugely known character in gaming circles, but not as much as Mario
>>69682639
>The main orc story is Thrall's
Thrall doesn't actually do much until WoW imho.
Sure he takes the Orcs to Kalimdor, meets Cairne, befriends Jaina and found Durotar. But he's really just a side character in the overall WC3 story or even a plot device. Even in the Orc campaign it can be argued that Grom was actually the hero and he makes for a far more compelling character.
If you translate it to film it'd be much more interesting to watch Grom's inner struggle, fall to demonic corruption and final sacrifice to free his people than watching Thrall dicking around in the Barrens.
>>69682839
>Arthas
Please tell me he never becomes a King.
Even the most casual turbopleb normie would groan at "King Arthas"
>>69682791
>>69682756
Lads, we all know the ladies will be shipping Grom like there's no tomorrow once this green bad boy appears on screen.
>>69682639
>Warcraft II
>Durotan dead, Orgrim at Gul'dan's right hand begrudgingly
>the orcs attacking Stormwind
>allied nations will send aid to SW after their king's death (Turalyon from Lordaeron/Alleria from Silvermoon)
>Gul'dan will summon demons and create Death Knights and the orcs will succeed
>the human queen will die but most protags and a few civilians will escape to Lordaeron with Turalyon
>after the sacking of Stormwind, Orgrim will overthrow Gul'dan and put him in chains
>Warcraft III
>orcs set up in Blackrock Mountain
>with the aid of the trolls they attempt to invade Lordaeron
>without the help of Gul'dan and his warlocks that they have become reliant on they are weak
>defeated and pushed back to Blackrock and eventually the Dark Portal
>Orgrim agrees to flee Gul'dan if he agrees to help him, but Gul'dan disappears and goes to the Tomb of Sargeras
>When the tomb opens, all he finds is a portal leading to Kil'jaeden (he takes Ner'zhul's place as the Lich King)
>meanwhile Turalyon and Alleria go on a suicide mission to Outland and close the Dark Portal from the other side and are trapped
>Portal closes as the orcs try to flee through it
>Orgrim kills Lothar but his forces are cornered and taken prisoner
END OF TRILOGY
>>69682917
TELL ME WHAT TO DO
WHAAAAAAAAAAT
SLICE AND DICE
>>69682950
WELCOME TO MY NIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAARRRRREEEEEEEEE
>>69682906
Lol b8
But if not his whole schtick is that he's a prince and military commander who gets turned into a necromantic warlord entity know as the Lich King
>not doing Warcraft 3 and then doing prequels/sequels
come on Blizzard, what are you doing, honestly?
>>69682050
I'm a user on BoxOfficeTheory. That guy isn't reliable at all when it comes to his taste in movies. For example while he never came around to giving Batman v Superman a final score, at the time of his review, he said to him it's at least over a B+
Woof :P
>>69682997
warcraft 3 has a million things going on at once and they would need to do several movies to properly tell the story
and during those movies, they'd have to juggle a bunch different POV characters who nobody will know anything about because there is no previous material to draw from (people will know who arthas is when he has a cameo in the warcraft 2 movie, people will know who varian and thrall are because of this first warcraft movie, etc.)
>>69682989
>Lack of autistc levels of knowledge of vidya lore is bait
No mate, I genuinely know shit about your MMO aside from it's an MMO.
So, you're saying he does become King Arthas. Wow.
>>69680524
>The WoW movie
>WoW
I seriously hope these people get out of this planet.
>>69683127
not a legitimate or lawful king
he kills his dad (the actual king) and runs around claiming he's king but everyone is trying to kill him for being a traitorous emo faggot
This looks so shit. Like Cowboys vs Aliens shit. And it will flop for sure marketing has been almost nonexistent and literally the only people this will appeal to are fans of the game.
The age of Vidyakino ain't happening bros. It never will.
>>69681142
Are you a big guy?
How big was your father?
>dem orcs. Woof :P
furries and barafags will save the movie
>>69680524
>wow subs are in the toilet
>game is almost dead
>make a movie that makes no sense without lore knowledge
gg
>>69683188
>Emo Faggot
>Turns Undead
So he's Fantasy Darth Vader.
With the world's most original name.
Sounds Riveting.
>>69680524
Damn Marvel back at it with paid reviews.
>>69682862
Thrall is Cap, Grom is the Winter Soldier. Thrall is the "audience viewpoint", Grom is the character around whom all the feels are centered.
>>69683273
blizzard is banking on the chinks. if it bombs in china then it over.
>>69682923
What's the point of introducing baby Thrall at all then?
>>69683096
ROC:
>Arthas story
>Thrall story
>Night elves and the big battle against Archimonde
Trilogy 1.
TFT:
>Illidan and Kael
>Sylvanas
>Arthas again
Trilogy 2
![185[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A9nsdFR.jpg "185[2].jpg")
>Have you lost your mind, Arthas!?
>...have I?
H A V E
A
V
E
I I
?
I just want to see the scene word to word on big screen make it happen blizzard you jew fucks
>>69683468
In the years it takes to make a movie, doing 2 trilogies will mean having to replace.
>>69683468
Lol what
TRILOGY 1
>Warcraft 1
>Warcraft 2
>Beyond the Dark Portal
TRILOGY 2
>Warcraft 3
>The Frozen Throne
>possibly Arthas' childhood or it can be done with flashbacks
TRILOGY 3
>War of the Ancients
WCU incoming faggots
>>69683535
Warcraft 3 ROC cannot be made into a 90 minute movie, make it 130 minutes and it becomes too goddam expensive
>>69682923
>Warcraft: Reign of Chaos
>set 10 years after previous trilogy
>young Thrall is a slave to Blackmoore
>young Arthas is learning to be a Paladin under Uther
>love story with Arthas and Jaina
>Thrall learning to fight with gladiator sequence
>Arthas comes to visit Blackmoore with his father
>Thrall stages his escape with the help of old Orgrim while Arthas is there
>Young Arthas kills Orgrim in the escape
>Post-credit scene shows Gul'dan the Lich King coming to Azeroth
>Warcraft: Reign of Chaos II
>Thrall has been going around freeing orcs and has assembled a rag-tag Horde with Grom at his side
>Arthas and Jaina investigate word of sickness in villages, discover undead, Arthas kills Kel'thuzad
>Medivh (ben foster) appears to both Arthas and Thrall with prophecy
>Arthas doesn't listen and continues to investigate the undead plague
>Thrall does listen and steals human ships to sail west
>orcs land in Night Elf territory and are instantly beset upon by night elves
>we meet Tyrande, who rushes to awaken Malfurion to tell him of the invasion
>Malfurion and Thrall meet and form a truce, Thrall agrees to move south to find new lands
>Back to Arthas who follows his leads back to Stratholme
>The movie ends with the Culling of Stratholme and Arthas heading to Northrend
>Post-credit scene shows infernals raining from the sky
>>69683127
>Lack of autistc levels of knowledge
Literally a quick google search away, stop making excuses for your own retardation.
>>69682923
>>69683704
>Warcraft: Reign of Chaos III
>movie opens with demons invading Ashenvale
>Tyrande frees Illidan
>Thrall and the orcs are attacked by demons
>Grom dies saving them and redeems his honour
>Orcs meet the Tauren who take them in
>Arthas returns from Northrend, kills his father and everyone in Lordaeron
>Dalaran floats to Kalimdor to help stop the demon invasion after Khadgar convinces the council
>Illidan kills many demons and ends up mostly saving the Night Elves, but he ends up absorbing demonic energy in the process, becoming part demon
>Malfurion banishes him
>He joins the Legion and summons Archimonde
>Archimonde brings Dalaran crashing to the earth, destroying it, and heads for the world tree
>Arthas heads to Northrend to meet the Lich King
>Illidan is sent to Northrend to kill the Lich King
>They meet and fight, Arthas wins
>Malfurion, Khadgar, Thrall and Medivh use the Wisps to kill Archimonde, the world is saved
>Arthas ascends Icecrown and becomes the Lich King
END OF TRILOGY 2
>>69683468
>>Thrall story
He literally spends the entire game doing unrelated stuff here and there. Only at the very end does he have any involvement in the entire Burning Legion deal. Thrall's story in WC was almost filler desu.
Honestly, if you want to do something with WC3 then just focus on Arthas. Two movies covering his human&undead campaign and a third movie about his TFT story. The entire Invasion of Kalimdor can stay in the background as Arthas barely any personal involvement in it, except for pointing Illidan towards the skull of Gul'dan. Really just have Kel'Thuzad mention the Legion's defeat as an off-hand comment like he does in TFT.
This way you would have one main character (Arthas) and the support cast (Kel'Thuzad, Sylvanas, Illidan and Uther) would be small enough for audience to keep track of them.
>>69683622
'Warcraft' is 120 minuntes and has a relatively low budget
I was thinking:
>First movie: Arthas storyline, ends with Arthas killing his father, orcs travelling to Kalimdor, night elf - orc conflict, ends with orcs drinking the kool aid and slaughtering the night elves
>Second movie: Most of RoC storyline, ends with Archimonde being summoned and Archimonde crashing Dalaran
>Third movie: end of RoC storyline, all of TFT, ends with Arthas becoming the Lich King
>>69680524
I hope the blitzkrieg spam of WoW threads stops
>>69682085
What out of "Chosen one raises from being a petty convict to messiah" needs so much context?
>>69682923
>>69683704
>>69683743
this is a butchering of the lore so it'll probably happen
>>69683704
>>69683743
>having almost all of RoC in ONE (the last) movie
kill yourself retard
The only true vidyakino
Also Warcraft is going to be a disapointment in box office
>>69683810
>replying to posts you didn't read
>>69683796
Again, Warcraft is even more simplistic than any of the Elder Scrolls games and people are already confused.
>>69680524
Does Garona kill the King?
Does Stormwind fall?
In the movie.
I haven't seen Warcraft and don't feel like seeing for a long time. Was it bad?
This movie should have come out 4 years ago.
>>69683918
I read it and it's fucking stupid
In the first movie basically nothing happens
Same with second movie
Third movie is a very small part of RoC and nothing of TFT
like I said, kys retard
>>69680524
Ughhh Im like literally SO confused right now. Fuck Americans, fuck every single one of you fat bastards
>>69684073
Woof :P
>>69683241
They'll have to save at least another movie if not more until they can get their glorious ThrallxGrom bromance. Then they can start drawing rule34 of the two and asking for Blizzard to make them gay for one another.
>>69682050
I figured they would try to make the orcs the sympathetic side. The director got interviewed once and he said he hates white people and thinks Tolkien was racist.
>>69681104
I want it to suck because blizzard shills have been fucking this board over for fucking months now. They deserve bad reviews and scolding.
You guys are dwelling to much into thinking the games and movies will explore 100% the same things, but if you consider this as the beginning of a trilogy then is fucking easy money
W1
> Thrall setup
> Orgrim as a huge secondary character
> Hellscream as a secondary character
> Gul'Dan as a Villan
> Lothar the main-human character survives
> Khadgar as a secondary character
Now IF they kill Blackhand and put Orgrim in the end of III Act as Warchief then W2 gonna be more or less the W2, you would have:
> Setup of Alliance - minor setup in W1
> Setup of the Horde with Trolls and Gnomes
> Orgrim as the major player of the Horde and trying to get Durotan way
> Lothar dying
> Horde losing and going fucking side-ways
> More Thrall setup
With that in mind W3 going simple as a Thrall movie as for Horde part would be the perfect way to go full circle with the trilogy, all they need to do is setup horde players are more than just salvage Orcs especially Orgrim in the second movie and use him in the third with Thrall as a way to mirror the first movie Durotan-Orgrim.
Easy money
>>69684133
There actually isn't anyone who has praised this movie unironically on here.
>>69680524
Anon Bli$$ard doesn't care about their IPs anymore, it's all about the money.
Movie will make bank regardless of artistic integrity.
>>69684125
>he hates white people
>2016 A.D.
>not hating white people for destroying their own culture and civilization
So what libertys are they taking with this movie? Only thing i know of is Dalaran which was a huge red flag
>>69684125
Don't orcs buttrape the humans in this war
>>69684375
Frostwolves having any dealings with humans when in War1 the only orcs you saw in the human campaign were hostile ones from other clans
>>69684375
Lothar flies a griffin in the trailers.
Humans seem to get their guns from the Dwarfs already before the Second War.
Frostwolf Clan dealing with humans.
Ogrim is part of the Frostwolf Clan rather than Blackrock.
>>69684498
Why did the /toy/s have to be shit?
>>69684436
In the original lore they do. Pretty badly actually. The humans are still mad at them some three decades later.
Also I just noticed that Lakeshire gets rekt in the trailer.
>>69684611
Cause they're meant for kids.
>>69683535
>possibly Arthas' childhood or it can be done with flashbacks
no, the vanilla wc3 storyline should be done in 2 movies
>>69684436
Yes, as Stormwind gets razed to the ground and it's king gets murdered forcing the survivors to flee to Lordaeron in the north with Lothar leading them
>>69684742
Each point wasn't an individual movie but rather what the trilogy should cover
>>69683772
>turn all of WC3 into arthas
>just focus on arthas
>i cant get enough of arthas
>arthas arthas arthas
goddamn, kid. we get it, you like arthas. unfortunately for you, there's a lot more to wc3 than just arthas and they aren't going to sacrifice everything else about that story just to focus on your favorite reverse-king arthur/undead darth vader fetish story.
>>69681870
Yeah and there's a reason they didn't expose him early
Love how OP included a furfag in the image, as though anyone wants to know what they think
>>69684886
>there's a lot more to wc3 than just arthas
Not anything that could make a decent standalone movie.
Thrall is literally a camera on a wolf. His campaign was borderline filler if it wasn't for Grom.
The Night Elf campaign was great but would need like four movies to set everything up and normal audiences would still get confused.
Arthas' story is essentially almost self-contained and the most easy to follow. It has a clear start, ending and actual character development.
>>69680524
I don't know Warcraft at all. Never played the game, never seen it played beyond that Leroy Jenkins thing.
The trailer for the film is HORRENDOUSLY awful. Honestly looks like the front runner for the worst film of the year. Everything about it stinks. The effects are hideously bad. The story and characters look moronic. Like 80's He-Man tier.
So I can't say, as a non /v/ fag, that I expected it to be anything but garbage.
>>69684656
oh shit my gnome used to level in there
>>69682050
>Nothing would top Jungle Book
That movie looked like warmed up shit.
I expect people to go nuts for BFG as well, which looks retarded.
>>69685078
EVERY THREAD
>>69685110
>That movie looked like warmed up shit.
You're retarded if you say that the Jungle Books visuals were bad
>>69685107
I wonder if the orcs will destroy the bridge in this movie.
>>69685110
>BFG
Big Friendly Guy?
>>69680524
>but dem orcs. - Woof :P
what did they mean by this?
>>69685420
They're a furry who barks when they're aroused.
And they were aroused by the orcs.
>blizzard
>flop
you can only choose one my friendo
>>69685489
Oh god. This movie will spawn loads of terrible DurotanxOrgrim or LotharxDuratan rule34, isn't it?
>>69685955
Probable already exists.
already preordered Legion and I don't even play WoW
so I'd say flop or not, blizzard stays strong
>>69682050
why the fuck would orcs be a main character in a movie
>>69684656
I love how accurate they got Redridge.
I can point out where some of the questing areas would be, just in this shot.
>>69684886
you are right, it should also be about Illidan
but you'd kinda have to tell his origin story in flashbacks or something, or just don't tell it at all
warcraft lore is fucking retarded
>>69682085
>>69682314
>>69681775
>>69681527
>can't understand warcraft
Holy shit you people are stretching. I hope you're getting paid for this, because it's pitiful if you aren't.
REV UP THAT FEL
>>69684656
we had a fight club in the Lakeshire tavern in Argent Dawn
>>69680865
Oh yeah, and pander to who, to the 10 neckbeards that would be interested in a warcraft flick?
>>69682632
>>69682671
Then how the fuck do the trailers look so horrible?
>>69685078
This tbqh.
>>69683502
If there is anything, ANYTHING that could possible TOP the CIA plane scene, this would be it.
>HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND ARTHAS!?
>Have I..?
>burst out laughing
>only person in a packed theater laughing like a fucking retard and nobody knows why
>>69680524
Payed Disney agents.
>>69689733
The only one getting bribed by Disney to sabotage this movie isDuncan Jones.
>>69680524
>Egregious
Is this the new favourite word among pseudo intellectuals now that pretentious has lost all meaning and been completely overused?
>>69689691
>Warcraft
>packed theatre
My sides.
Glad you could bake it, Uther.
Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the waiter, but I'm still your superior as a chef.
As if I could forgetti. Listen, Uther, there's something about the plaguette you should knead. Oh no... It's too late. These peopleroni have all been infectedanana. They may look al dente now, but its a matter of thyme before they turn into the unedible.
What?!
This entire citrella must be peeled.
How can you even cook that? There's got to be some other whey.
Damn it, Umami. As your future chef, I order you to broil this city!
You are not my chef yet, boyardee. Nor would I obey that command if you were!
Then I must consider this an act of seasoning.
Seasoning? Have you sauced your mince, Arthas?!
Have I? Lord Umami, by my right of succession and the sovereignty of my crown of roast pork, I hereby rehydrate you from your commandard and suspenderoni your pepperoni from service.
Arthas, you just can't...
*Ding* It's done! Those of you who have the will to taste this flan, follow me. The rest of you? Get out of my kitchen.
You've just tossed a terrible salad, Arthas.
Jaina?
I'm sorry, Arthas. I can't watch you cook this.
>>69680524
Why the fuck are people still using a 10-point system. Call me a memer, but the whole shit-kino spectrum makes a lot more sense while still being totally subjective.
>>69682135
>these were the same people that thought bvs was the greatest movie of all time from the early fan screenings
They weren't wrong.
>>69684189
>Anon Bli$$ard doesn't care about their IPs anymore
I dunno, the Overwatch shorts have been getting progressively more kinographic with each installment.
https://youtu.be/ZyBUMabtslI
https://youtu.be/oJ09xdxzIJQ
LEEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY JENKINGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssss
>>69690003
They're not gonna mention that, I hope.
Duncan's a good guy.
>sympathetic orcs
wasnt this bullshit added in by some guy who had a boner for orcs and made them all dindus instead of the monsters they actually are?
>>69690289
sup
>>69690363
reminds me of that guy who used to be in charge of the sonic the hedgehog comics and elaborated upon and massively expanded the echidnas. everything was about echidnas and knuckles and there were a ton of new echidna characters. it got so out of hand and autistic that they fired the guy, and then he made his own thing with his mary sue echidna characters. guy was nuts. im assuming that the cuck that did this with orcs wasnt fired
>but dem Orcs. Woof. :P
ORCED.
>>69681665
>blode white male as protagonist in 2016
nice try
>>69682281
Same people that played old wow.
>>69681524
>Brown and black
Coal burning darker coal isn't a problem
>most evil orc is Azeroth is Asian
What did they mean by this?
>>69681524
Yes. She's clearly and obviously the one fucked in the head, not you.
>>69692162
He's a very famous chinese actor, essentially the Brad Pitt of China
go figure
>>69692334
Will we be seeing a kung fu fighting Gul'dan in this movie?
They really picked the most boring story in the entire setting. Not even talking Muh Arthas, but nobody fucking wants to see this boring origin shit.
>That CGI
Are they serious?
It looks like a video game.
>>69694143
Hello pedo
