He's a cyborg you idiot!
I had to kill dick jones because he made a mistake.
Now it's time to erase that mistake.
Ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne...
>>69679692dumbass
>Can you fly, Bobby?
Why aren't modern movies quotable, beyond BANE? style memes?
>>69680334
You can keep the gum.
Hey Dicky boy! How's tricks?
>>69680334
It's the delivery honestly.
Guns guns guns.
I work for DICK JONES
Well I guess we're gonna be friends after all. Richard.
Just gimme my fuckin' phone call.
>>69680683
The blood spit was improv btw.
>>69680700
i almost typed [HATHOOEY]
Step off, faggot, let a man try!
See I got this problem. Cops don't like me... so I don't like cops
Bitches leave
s-sayonara, robocop!
>>69679483
Hey dicky boy, how's tricks?
>>69679586
Its 'I had to kill Bob Morton'
>>69680334
>not watching seagal movies
>>69680334
Total Recall is also quotable as fuck, its probably the most quotable arnie film
>See you at the pahty, Richter
>Consida dat a divohs
>Give dis people eaahhr!
>You ahh not you, you ahh me
>You think this is the real Quaid? It is!
>YOU BLEW MY COVAH
>>69680334
Fuck I miss this in movies so much.
I can honestly never think of any memorable quotes from recent films, and me and friends get together to watch good and shit films alike and eat food and games. Yes, eat games.
Trying to think of any from MAHVEL films... nope.
Films these days just seem to be interested in long-winded discussion instead of witty one-liners and action.
Oh GOD. I just realized something. The film industry today is what WWE has turned in to.
All drama, no action or wit.
>>69681850
>makes no sense in his babble
>is probably legitimately retarded
>is a wrestling fan
lol, like clockwork
>>69679692
With his wrist a bloody stump,
Murphy tries to stand
He turns to face the gang
"Well give the man a hand!"
I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR
>>69681445
The man at the door has a gun up his sleeve
He points a gun at Bob and says "Bitches leave!"
Pakistan is threatening my border!
>>69682993
No more military aid for you mister!
I love Robocop threads. They're always filled with quotes and so goddamn comfy.
Its back!
Because bigger is better!
An American tradition.
>8.2mpg
>>69681779
How could you forget?
>2 WEEKS
>>69679483
DICK JONES IS WANTED FOR MURDER.
>>69683081
What about cruise control? Does it come with cruise control?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx2GuZMfNp8
>>69683306
We'll even throw in a blaupunkt
>>69683481
Lieutenant, don't jerk me off!
When you small energy is compressed. You like a bullet. You punch too hard - you kill someone. Too soft it's love tap.
NICE SHOOTIN', SON. WHATS YER NAME?
You have got a heart ,kid. Where You from?
>>69681779
>>You think this is the real Quaid? It is!
My favorite part of the movie honestly. Laugh my ass off every time.
>>69681779
Get your ass to mahz
Holy shit I just realised dick Jones is in both robocop and total recall and he's literally the same guy in both movies. Yeah I know they're both from the same director fag.
>>69681850
But tdkr is literally the most quoted movie ever
>>69681779
>Hey man, I got fiiiive kids to feed!
>>69683655
Right after Emil crashes into the toxic waste and goes all Lindsay Lohan, he goes up to Leon who screams "Don't touch me man!" before running off.
Every time, every goddamn times when he's running away and he looks back at Emil before doing that "Gah!" noise, I piss myself laughing
I got the muscle to shove enough of this factory up your stupid wop ass, that you'll shit snow for a year!
Kek. Who's more based anyway? Hans or Clarence boddicker?
>>69683844
>Kek. Who's more based anyway? Hans or Clarence boddicker?
Clarence. He probably was some street hood who rose in the ranks through street smarts and brutality.
Has is likely some rich kid playing out some "perfect crime" fantasy.
Clarence is also funny, while Hans is pretty dry.
Come quietly or there'll be... trouble
Name a better satire than robocop ever. You literally can't
>>69684023
It's a pretty spot on satire of 80's culture and society. The world is basically 80's Reagan America projected into the future.
>>69684023
>>69683844
I wanna say Clarence. I really do - he's funnier, he's crueler, he's more charismatic and he knows his shit.
But what really seals it for me is that when he was getting his shit fucked up by Robocop, he folded and squealed.
Hans never folded. For that, I've got to give it up to Hans.
>>69683914
Nice Suit. John Philips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there too.
>>69683073
>le multicultural 80s gang
very high meme concentrations in this movie
>>69681779
Da guyz a facking azhole!
>>69684256
Hans never had his neck clutched by a titanium cyborg hand either though. Why wouldn't hans squeal in that situation? He wouldn't give a fuck about ratting someone out I'm sure.
Not saying Clarence is better overall, just saying hans was never in that situation. I can't decide between the two anyway
Nice car Joe!
>>69684564
Fuck off.
