>downloading Red Dragon off Kazaa to watch with a friend
>it's actually the wrong movie, renamed as Red Dragon
>ends up being this fucking movie we never heard of (pic related)
>fuck it, let's watch it
>ends up being fucking amazing
Have you watched any surprisingly great movies you either didn't know about or thought might be shit?
>>69656382
Nigga Riddick is brilliant
the aliens had a pretty good design too.
also comfy world building
>>69656382
>never heard of pitch black
How is that even possible?
>>69656756
He said he downloaded it off kazaa which means this story probably happened before you were born in an unimaginable world before social Media and constant Internet access
>>69656382
How had you never heard of Pitch Black?
>>69656756
People used to mislabel files all the time to fuck with other people.
Why did they ruin the Riddickverse like that with the fucking Chronicles
Who thought turning alienesque space dystopia into actual high fantasy was a good idea?
>>69656874
>ITT: children don't know that OP's story is older than them
> be 8
>trying to download new Harry Potter movie on kazaa before it comes out like a retard
>find it, download it
>open the file
>it's a dog fucking the shit out of a fat woman
>newfetish.jpg
>>69656382
I was channel surfing one night and The Experiment came on (The German Movie).
It was super good and I was pleasantly suprised.
>>69657011
>Who thought turning alienesque space dystopia into actual high fantasy was a good idea?
Vincent Diesel that's who.
>>69656382
>has never heard of Riddick
Get off my fucking board.
>1994
>go downstairs while my parents are sleeping to see what's on TV
>dad is on the couch, but he's sound asleep with the TV on
>some movie is about to start
>just about to change the channel
>but decide to wait a few minutes to see what movie it is
>IT'S THIS ONE
>>69658502
This probably happened literally 12-14 years ago.
>>69656849
You mean there was a period in time beforeMSN Messengerwas a thing? Impossible
>>69658502
Exactly how new are you actually to computers and life in general
>be 12/13
>someone throws out a box of old video tapes
>me and friend take them and start watching through them
>all recorded off the TV
>find Space Jam, Armageddon, Dante's Peak, mostly shit I'd seen before
>find a couple music videos by Pink and thw Vengaboys
>lel
>tape fuzzes over
>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
>in awe at seeing soldiers getting rekt by giant bugs
>our fucking faces when
>>69656382
Yeah,last such surprise was The Guest.
What an amazing ride.
>>69656382
One could say you found a bit of unexpected kino
>>69656382
>My friend recommended an amazing vampire movie called "Blade"
>accidentally downloaded Blade Runner instead
>Was confused the entire movie and thought Deckard was a vampire
>>69659835
>ewbte
>gf is into cute animated movies
>pretty much watched all of disney/gibhli
>look up something to watch with her in the evening
>"oh, this one has cats! its going to be something like aristocats"
>turns out to be a film-noir type of movie with very adult themes
>graphic violence
>sex
>eugenics
>extremely haunting nightmare sequences
>everything tastefully handled, shocking and well animated
>try to download Simpsons episodes
>the_simpsons_season_1.exe
>computer blows up
>dad kicks my ass for breaking our only computer
Those were simpler times. Kids today wouldn't understand.
>>69656382
>2016
>not using iMesh
How big of a pleb are you?
BvS & MoS
Hate capeshit, never watch it. Heard such bad things about these two but finally though "what the fuck, maybe bad capeshit = good film" and watched them. loved them.
Also I heard End of Days with Arnie was a mess but it was great, exorcist meets predator.
>>69657011
Vin Diesel because hes a high fantasy Dungeons and Dragons nerd. He has a tattoo of his D&D character's name. Honestly it could have worked but the writing and direction was shit. The animated movie was pretty good and so was Riddick
>>69656382
>red dragon
>kazaa
>never heard of pitch black
underage banned
Amadeus
Girl friend wanted to watch an animated movie, saw the cover, thought it was a Disney like cartoon so rented it out ( didn't even bother to check the back).
We were not prepared for enlightenment, but welcomed it
>>69656922
I got porn whenever I tried to find anything. Except when I was trying to find porn, then it was usually sometime dumb, or a virus. Those were dark times
>>69660681
anybody that used those things are old enough to post here now grandpa. Why are you so grumpy? Did you shit your Depends?
>Be 12
>Trying to download Dragon Ball movies
>Broly: The legendary super saiyan almost complete
>So excited, start to watch as soon as it finished downloading
>It's actually The Grifter
>Didn't download another movie for 10 years
>>69659594
That's funny as fuck.
>>69661635
ill add that super mature and witty comeback to the underage evidence pile
Flipping the channels Funny Games came on. Didn't find out the name till years later the movie came on at the beginning of all the egg stuff near the beginning. Has to be one of my favorite horror movies.
Not movies but I downloaded a bunch of dragon ball pictures off limewire thinking they'd be cool wallpapers. I was wrong.
>>69661918
good one grandpa but you're still wrong and too old to be here. Dont you have a life or family to start?
>>69662297
ill add that super mature and witty comeback to the underage evidence pile
>>69661420
truly the darkest ages of porn search only exceeded in magnitude by digging through dad's old playboys
OP here. Some people seem to be confused. This was back in 2003.
>>69656382
kek those days when you could watch a kazaa quality rip and be happy with it
>>69660151
Did she like it?
>>69664317
no, but I did
>it was like blowjobs
>>69656382
I watched Ninja Scroll because I thought it was some generic anime on Hulu.
Somehow everyone knew about that movie except me
