Why didn't you tell me how fucking good this movie is
>>69646037
I did, you didn't listen to me
No one ever listens to me
>>69646037
I also told you
>he's not living deliciously
I told you it was
>>69646037
We tried anon but there are just so many plebs that our voices were muffled
Saw it bro it was boring
I wish she would bewitch me
>>69646037
I got this shit on sale for pre-ordering it
>>69647269
take your ADD medication before you watch films
>>69647334
>TFW when she's 20
I did not feel so bad after that.
>>69647722
I fapped to her and then looked up how old she was afterwards
It was kinda like playing russian roulette with my conscience, fun times
>>69647334
same
baahh
>>69647334
She was pretty good in Splice
>>69648569
Nice meme
>>69646037
But I did tell you:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Qvl8sZ12QzfE1daDjbtvcnl0jtclNRbkTI1qfAa4d1I
Everyone likes it.
Please post pictures of her ass. I remember the threads saying it was the best ass in ages. Someone promised they would post it when a good quality version came out :( pls
>>69647334
ayy
>>69648834
The hot rumour on the streets is that its actually a butt double, but my research towards proving or disproving this conjecture has been so far inconclusive
Still a top bum
why did the father not take his axe and carve up the goat after it punted him? makes no sense for him to just give up when he's got a straight shot for revenge
>>69647478
> hurr durr, a movie can't possibly be boring.
What does the title card say? "A New England Folktale". It's not meant to be ambiguous or complicated. Think of it like you're being told a story at bedtime or in a classroom. The movie has a very straightforward lesson.
What's the first scene in the movie? William think he's better and more pious than the village counsel, and says he's happy to be banished. This leads directly to his baby being kidnapped. He ignores this and ignores that his wife is beside herself with misery because of his actions.
The movie is mostly a catalogue of his lies and hypocrisy and how his poor example spreads to the rest of the family. He lies constantly, about the cup, about hunting, and encourages also his son to lie, even as he tells him to memorize how his soul is riven with sin. Even his baby is filled with sin, in his mind, yet the sin we witness is his constant hypocrisy.
Things spiral out of control. The children accuse each other, but only because they've learned how to lie for their own safety when convenient, and out of a sense of real danger that their parents will harm them if they're found to be consorting with the devil. They're right to turn on each other! It's only natural in a house as mad as this.
The father dies, killed by Black Phillip. Why does he accept his death? "Corruption, thou art my father".
And so Thomasine, left with nothing, turns to the only source of authority and shelter left to her: the evil present in the house. But they had every chance to turn away from evil, to scorn hypocrisy. They didn't.
So what's the moral of the story? False piety is no substitute for moral substance. Very straightforward, very unambiguous.
>>69647722
>>69648422
Pathetic nu-males
>>69649526
If you keep reposting without demand or criterion, people won't even consider the content and simply will hate the spammer.
>>69649526
I don't understand the constant reposting of this
All of this is really obvious stuff that anybody who's watched the film could tell you, so it's not like you're educating anybody
>>69646037
Torrent?
Boring-ass shit.
>>69648663
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>>69651520
Is this how you watched the movie?
>>69651784I wanna fuck that alien!
>>69649919
Moon door?
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>>69652180
no I watched it with hard chinese subs
thnx ganool
>>69646037
shill
>>69646037
It was pretty good. I was actually upset that the goat in the movie was a better actor than most actors in Hollywood today.
>>69649174
Didn't it occur to you that he didn't have the energy after getting his guts cut open?
Wouldst thou sign the book, /tv/?
