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Rey: >knows how to use a lightsaber >everyone freaks
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Rey:

>knows how to use a lightsaber
>everyone freaks out and calls her a Mary Sue

Finn

>knows how to use a lightsaber
>no one gives a shit
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one has combat training
one picks up junk for a living
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>>69636488
Finn:
>doesn't know how to use a lightsaber
>gets his ass beat
Rey:
>doesn't know how to use a lightsaber
>defeats Kylo Ren

b8/10
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>TFA
Lol, get with the times grandpa, nobody cares anymore
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>>69636488

OP:

>says he's straight
>sucks cock 24/7
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Do you think people will be talking about the prequels in high regard in 2030?
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>>69636501
Is that what "sanatation" means?
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>>69636513
but rey can out force the guy who force a blaster blast to stop
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rey
>wins 1v1 against the fag that beat Luke's jedi school

Finn
>loses to TR-8R and loses to wannabe-darth school stabber
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>>69636530
I never said I was straight, anon
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>>69636513
/thread
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>>69636488
>Wizards in Space
>Have Space Magic
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>>69636542
T R A I N I N G
his job was a sanitation worker, but he was in fact trained for combat as a cadet
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>>69636565
notice he doesn't deny sucking cock 24/7
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>>69636552
>implying that doesn't mean she's a Mary Sue
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>>69636563
>>69636513
The force is her ally. Did you fags not actually watch the movie?
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>>69636607
That's not how OT force worked.
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>>69636587
Combat training with a lightsaber? >>69636604
Kylo did the exact same thing
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>>69636639
that's exactly how the force worked

when Luke's force awakened, he blew up the death star

when Rey's force awakened, she kicked darth faggot's ass

the force just awakens and shits get rekt
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>>69636639
Pretty sure it was
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>>69636653
>"Kylo Ren is on the same level as Rey! She's not a boring character or overpowered I swear!"

Kylo has trained with Luke Skywalker
Rey has lived off space bread and scavenged for garbage.

Which one do you think should be stronger?
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>>69636653
sure, spinny baton is a thing so combat training with sticks is a thing.
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>>69636639
>Magic should explain shit.
Pfft no.
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>>69636708
Rey because dat paleo diet :^)
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>>69636708
rey has to beat off space rapists on a daily basis.

kylo's sparring partners are mainly computer monitors and space furniture
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>>69636653
First, let me get something straight
Mary sue isn't just a mary sure in her lightsaber training, she's also literally perfect in every way, and makes no actualy character developments that are at all interesting throughout the movie.
Finn however has to come to terms with his inherent narcissism, and ends up deciding to fight alongside the rebels despite his ultimate goal being to escape the empire.
Also, maybe he wasn't trained with a lightsaber but one of those electrical baton things still helped him out a bunch, not to mention he hardly avoided a shot to the spine in that fight with kylo ren, and collapsed.
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>>69636708
The one the living space magic favours.
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>>69636681
Luke pressed shoot at the right time, simple as that.

He still would have died without Han saving him, another pilot could have made it (Red leader made a shot, just barely missed)
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>>69636754
This. Where the fuck does her character improve from here?

Luke was at least still a whiny brat at the end of IV just discovering potential power.

Rey has got a good grip on the force, all she has to do is perfect it and she's got no where else to go.
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>>69636488
it's not that, it's when Rey encountered her only real challenge in the movie she closed her eyes and won. It's a narrative disaster.
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>>69636787
He used the Force to win.

He gets a free pass coz muh nostalgia muh SJW agenda
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>>69636787
cuz red leader didn't have the force
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If the force helps people so flagrantly, why didn't it help luke in ESB?

Checkmate, reyfags
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>>69636607
FUCK OFF. He could have put her in a coma, force pushed her again, but didn't. She's a Mary Sue. Get over it.
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>>69636752
>Rey has to beat off space rapists every day
You betcha.
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>>69636552
I dont get why that should be so special. A blaster bolt consists of a forcefield containing a plasma. It weighs maybe a few gram and moves at fairly low speeds compared to metal bullets, so it doesnt even have much momentum...
Stopping and holding it in place with the force should be a trivial thing to do, considering the things other people have pushed or pulled, like lukes x-wing.
I really dont think this should be used to measure Kylos strength, which seems to be pretty poor in most regards.
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>>69636708
>"Is the Dark side stronger?"
>"No"

>>69636725
I swear it's like you idiots forgot she beat down those two guys who tried to steal BB8

>>69636754

>Rey makes no character development

She accepts the fact that her family isn't coming back for her and that she needs to become a Jedi

>Finn's narcissism

What?

>electrical baton

DUDE EPIC MEME LMAO
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>>69636817
>Turned off targeting computer
>And Won.
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What they never explain. Since Finn is in sanitation, and the First Order is so powerful. WHY THE FUCK WAS HE SENT DOWN TO JAKKU WITH THE FIGHTERS
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>>69636845
He didn't because Snoke told him to bring her to him. You really didn't watch the movie
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>>69636837
>Surviving the drop on cloud city
>contacting Leia
Force? What Force?
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>>69636852
a girl can't survive on half portion carb.

gotta get some protein somehow
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>Finn
>Knowing how to use a lightsaber
Pick one

Why does this board feel qualified to critique a movie when it lacks basic comprehension skills? People here can't even pick up on obvious things in a family orientated movie designed so even children can get it.

TFA has cemented itself as the good movie that saved Star Wars and brought it back to the public consciousness as a fun and beloved franchise, after the prequels destroyed that public perception. You're just going to have to deal with that.
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>>69636752
Rey has to learn to fight with a stick.

Suddenly can manipulate force-sensitive minds, take down trained force users.

Wut?
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>>69636867
He has sanitation duty alongside of regular combat. Just like some stormtroopers would be responsible for cooking or maintenance.
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>>69636854
cuz no one else have done it
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>>69636883
Light side or dark side, who cares. She's on the cock side.
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>>69636845
>The sexy bad guy should have won, why do goodies always win
Are you retarded or 6?
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>>69636894
>Stormtroopers cooking
>In full armor and an apron

The mental image made me laugh. Thanks, anon
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>>69636903
So you wanna blast JJ for the one thing he has done right with inventing and implementing in the movie?
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>>69636858
While being guided by Obi-Wan and having a little Force training on the Falcon done previously.
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>>69636893
her force awakened.

also she learned about practical application of the force from luke's legends cuz she's a huge fan
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>>69636892
Just become something is designed for children's comprehension doesn't mean it makes sense.
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>>69636894
But doesn't he have something to clean? Also he was talking about how he was trained for it his entire life/ he was bred for it. But he sees ONE casualty and says "well fuck the empire that birthed me and I have only been exposed to my entire life"


Idk Finn was a good character, JJ was really sloppy on his backstory though
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>>69636928
So, a magic ghost gave him more magic?

And that's ok, but getting more magic naturally is bad...? even if the magic favours your side? Even if it's revealed her space bacteria levels are over 9000?
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>>69636867
I hate that I've read the new canon so I can explain this.

First Order troopers are all trained in similar ways. They have seperate jobs to do (e.g communications, construction) while they're not training for missions. FN-2199 doesn't work in sanitation but trains with FN-2187. They're still mates though, and trained together. The first order isn't as big as the Empire was and doesn't have dedicated forces to solely send on missions, they have to be split elsewhere.

Source: Before The Awakening
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>>69636918
>a protagonist should overcome any challenge effortlessly
Are you an embryo or retarded?
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>>69636607
Tell that to Luke's severed hand.
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>>69637044
Rey will lose a limb in episode 8
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>>69636959
If you wanna take Rebels for canon there is an arc where Ezra is at an imperial training academy, and its shown that many cadets arent very fond of the empire.

The story is definitely sloppy though, because you can only either say that stormtroopers arent that loyal after all, which would explain Fin. But then it doesnt make any sense that everyone in the empire immediately knows about Fins defection, since that would be a quite common thing.
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>>69636488
I raged more at the sun eating planet weapon.
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>>69637035
The Bitch has space magic, deal with it faggot.
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>>69637071
So that makes her a shitty protagonist. Got it.
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>>69636959
>>69637033
Finn was trained alongside other troopers but often tried to help his fallen soldiers, even if it put the mission at risk.

This was not encouraged in the first order. So Finn does have a reason to ditch, as he's not suited for the type of uncompromising missions the first order does.

Honestly, it should've been explained in the movie, but nah, we needed more throwbacks
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Finn had combat training and got wrecked. And it was pretty clear that Kylo was just fucking around.

Rey picks up junk for a living BUT IT'S OKAY GUYS BECAUSE WE JUST HAVE TO BUY A TICKET TO THE SEQUEL AND WE'LL FIND OUT WHY SHE'S SUCH AN AWESOME POWERFUL JEDI!

Fuck I hate movies these days why am I even here.
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>>69637094
No, it makes you a faggot
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>>69637131
brilliant defence of your waifu, good sir
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>>69637105
Read the thread, cucklord
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>>69637105
This. I understand it's a whole 'space serial' thing but that doesn't make one episode on its own any good, especially if it's to be watched on episode order.
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>>69637068
in a thermodynamic way or a gravitational way?
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>>69637094
Her and every other Protag in SW.

They were all space wizards you dumb cunt.

>>69637105
I bet you'd literally have been fine if Kylo had a Force Scouter and remarked her Midichlorian Count was higher than 9K.
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>>69637064
It just struck me as odd when he said he was bred for it, outside even having a name, and still had even an idea of anything else. Kind of like in Brave New World where all the classes couldn't imagine being anything else. I can understand if he was torn off the land of some planet but by him saying he was bred for it speaks to me that he knows nothing else, and it would seem that watching your friends die and killing civilians was just part of being a stormtrooper. Kind of like a clone, sure they get slaughtered by the millions but they don't care because that's all they know (clone psychosis not withstanding)
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>>69637138
Thanks, now back to R*ddit with you
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>>69637162
Even if that happened it would make more sense.
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>>69637162
>every other Protag in SW
You mean the guys with flaws who encountered challenges along the way, had to rely on friends, had to actually train, had to actually grow as characters?
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>>69636883

I'd give her a few quarter portions, if you understand my ribald euphemism.
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>>69637059
If we're going by the pottery it rhymes notion that they're just going to copy the next movie, yeah probably.
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>>69637205

You're literally so autistic that a god damn DBZ scouter is preferable to not being INSTANTLY spoon fed a potential mystery...?

Wow.

Just...wow...
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>>69636787
This. Red Leader was milliseconds away from pressing at the right time.
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>>69637240
>Waaah, spoon feed me JJ, or else SJWs under my bed will eat me
Luke was a sue, Anakin was a sue, you're retarded if you can't see that.
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>>69637265
he's like the most skilled pilot but he still missed.

and luke is a total noob but he has the force.

so they established in the very first film that force trumps skill, and all the non space wizards can go eat dicks.
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>>69637187
If youre superiors treat you like shit, it doesnt really matter how much they are brainwashed. Plus Id assume that they still get excellent academic educationas well as combat training, so that makes the whole brainwashing much harder, but is also necessary to not have an army of dimwhits.

Clones were different because of the chip in their skulls Id reckon.
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>>69637258
It helps if the mystery is fucking interesting. I'd take a quick explanation over some shit not worth caring about.
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>>69637319
>Luke was a sue, Anakin was a sue
I'd give you Anakin in TPM, but neither Luke nor Anakin post-TPM were sues, you son of a whore.
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>>69636639
>Luke makes an impossible shot by letting the force guide him
sure
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>>69636488
I wonder if she has nice feet
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>>69637152
I guess in a way where it takes literally one minute of research to fond out that a sun that loses its mass is getting bigger in size and not smaller...
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>>69637347
You will have to wait and see, won't you Salty?>>69637353
>Muh Nostalgia!!!
Cry more fanboy, I still enjoy the films, I'm just not in denial that space wizards are OP and the force is just a lazy plot device to handwave bullshit.
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>>69636877
So why didn't he just do the same shit he did 30 minutes ago and Force sleep her?
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>>69637329
>total noob
>best bish pilot in the outer rim according to Biggs

Pick one.
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>>69636854
It's not about the mass, it's having the fucking reflexes to stop a blaster bolt travelling at you at like 500 mph. Most of the Jedi Masters in the prequels/EU couldn't even do that in Order 66
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>>69637319
Anakin has fundamental issues with love, leading himself down a path of hatred. He is a complex character morally. But let's ignore him as he's had 3-6 movies to develop.

Ignoring V-VII, Luke has flaws. He's whiny, not skilled in the force, he only develops or achieves anything thanks to the help of others (Obi-Wan, Han) or thanks to luck. He knows little apart from the basics.

Rey doesn't really have flaws. She has a challenging backstory, but is adept with the force, even manipulating force sensitive users, has great combat skills, is a technical genius (at the level of Han Solo despite being a 1/4 his age).

Luke is a much more interesting character because after IV he has room to develop his skills. After VII, what does Rey really have to do? Get better at lightsaber duelling at most?

Rey is much more overpowered and a sue than Luke was. Luke is hardly a perfect character, but Rey is much more sue-esqe and subsequently, dull.
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>>69637319
How was Luke a mary sue? How Anakin? As I remember they both had a great lot of flaws be it overemotionality in the case of Ani or just simple lack of power and strength in case of Luke.
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>>69637443
By that point he was thinking with his dick. Why else would he show her his face?
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>>69637476
how many times has he been in an xwing?
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>>69637443
When she learned to resist his mind reading it's not implausible that she would be able to resist his sleep ability. Having him do the same thing twice would have caused you to complain about that too I'm sure.
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>>69637372
>impossible

Not impossible, luke used to bullseye womp rats in his T16 back home, and they're not much bigger than 2m.
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>>69637477
What are you talking about? How do you think the Jedi evaded or deflected all the blaster bolts if not through force assisted reflexes? Kylo stopping the bolt is just another version of anyone else hitting it with their saber.
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>it's been almost 6 months
>there are still TFA threads
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>>69636488
What the fuck are you on about?
No one in TFA knows how to use a lightsabre!
...even Kyle O'Ren sucked!
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>>69637372
>an impossible shot

Luke literally says "it's not impossible".
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>>69637546
>there will never be a TPM level Jedi fight scene again

why live
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>>69637500
>>69637493
Oh look, here come the prequel apologists judging characters based on incomplete arcs.

This bullshit really does just boil down to wanting to know everything immediately...

Just impatient children.
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>>69637187
In the Clone Wars cartoon they show some of the clones either defect, or sell out to the separatists because they don't want to be slaves anymore.
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>>69637509
It's canon that the T-16 and X-Wing have similar control schemes. That's probably why Luke turned off the targeting computer, he wasn't comfortable using it and used the "Force" in the same way he would to bullseye that womp rat
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Ep7 was literally a 1/10 movie. So fucking bad.
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>>69637551
Of course not for him, he's 1/4 Space Bacteria.
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>>69637572
Are we talking Clone Wars the 5 min shorts? Or the abomination that came after?
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>>69637319
>Luke was a sue

Want me to spam several webms that BTFO of this claim?
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>>69637584
Except his belief came from when he didn't know the force or use it.
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>>69637575
>"Force"
You're so desperate to be right you're trying to pretend luke wasn't using space magic.
Pathetic.
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>>69637564
>"my point doesn't have weight so I'll just call you a prequel apologist"

Come on, son. At least try to argue.
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>>69637602
Because I got plenty.
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>>69637526
how the fuck does space wizard in a galaxy far away long time ago know what a meter is?

most americant don't even know what a meter is.

the only explaination is a star wars meter is a different unit than the earth meter, so it's probably like a mile long.
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>>69637575
>That's probably why Luke turned off the targeting computer, he wasn't comfortable using
It was Obi Wan speaking though the force who told him to.
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Even if Rey isn't a Mary Sue, does it not save the fact that she's a boring as fuck character?
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>>69637537
Kylo Ren wasn't expecting someone to shoot BEHIND him and froze it and the shooter. Jedi Masters in the prequels couldn't even do that. You're talking about deflecting blaster bolts fired directly in front of them.
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>>69637616
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>>69637609
He's 1/4 Force Germs.

He's a good pilot BECAUSE he's Force Sensitive and 1/4 Midichlorians, not a good pilot who suddenly BECAME space magic.
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>>69637623
I'm pretty sure Obi told him to trust his feelings. Nowhere did he say "Luke, that computer is whack."
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>>69636488
Finn couldn't use a light saber even a little, he couldn't fly a ship to save his life and was fairly useless
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>>69637667
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>>69637597
The 3D series. It's alright, it has some good episodes, mainly the ones focused on clones, and some bad ones.
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>>69637656
He probably knew he was there and decided to be dramatic. Kylo is a monster in his force ability but he's undisciplined and arrogant which is one of the reason he lost to Rey. He could BTFO her if he wasn't a pompus idiot.
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>>69637694
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>>69637677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2we_B6hDrY
Now please sit down and shut up.
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>>69636488
>"knows how to use a lightsaber"

He got his ass kicked by a scrawny punk with a giant bullet wound in his side. It's pretty obvious that Finn had no idea what he was doing.
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>>69637681
Finn is basically Luke.
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>>69637694
>>69637717
>>69637667
>>69637616
>>69637602
based poster
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>>69637727
So where did Obi tell Luke to turn off his computer?
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>>69637668
I think it's the opposite. It's established that he's a good pilot and the Force augments skills that you're already good at.
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>>69637319
>Luke
>several time passes with him training, understanding what is the force while dealing with his own fears
>by the third movie he's a decent Jedi Knight, still has much to learn, can control the force

>Rey
>already knows how to use the force, already knows how to fight with the saber, liked by everyone
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>>69636892
>TFA has cemented itself as the good movie that saved Star Wars and brought it back to the public consciousness as a fun and beloved franchise, after the prequels destroyed that public perception. You're just going to have to deal with that.
Fuck the "public", fans appreciate that the prequels added something new to the SWU. TFA is a SJW version of ANH, made by idiots for idiots!
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>>69637749
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>>69637749
>these bozos meet rey and instantly like her as well
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>>69637773
It's sad cuz it's true.
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>>69637033
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>>69637755
Bullshit.

Anakin was 8 and flew a pod racer.

Jedi reflexes make you a good pilot. You don't need to know you have the force to use it.

Luke was born 1/4 Magic Germs. All """""His""""" special abilities are just The Force.
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>>69637771
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Star Wars is dead. Bury it.
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>>69637842
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>>69636488

The real question is, how bad did she smell?

She lived in a broken down AT-AT, wore the same clothes all the time, scavenged all day in the hot sun.

Finn and everyone else had access to showers I bet.

She must have stank like a dirty bitch and they had to share a cockpit, sit in close proximity to her.

Minging cunt.
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>>69637878
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Reminder that rey's sue grade shit infects poe as well, who's piloting feats are dramatically better than anyone in anything SW except maybe anakin in the non-canon cartoon by samauri jack guy
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>>69637881
Midichlorians give BO the scent of fresh linen.
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>>69637868
This is sadly true.
>mfw EA own the rights to make literally any Star Wars game for the next 20 years
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>>69637823
New canon obviously, but I like to believe and agree with you.
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>>69637907
>mfw Luke couldn't even defeat the final boss

People who say he's a Sue are worse than Hitler desu.
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>>69637913
Poe is a sue, but only has like 10 minutes of screentime so no one gives a shit. Rey is a sue but has 3/4 of the movie dedicated to her.
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Reyfags' only arguments
>Look at this character totally a Mary Sue as well, so that justifies our precious waifu being one
>Just wait till the next movie
>She was trained when she was a kid but brainwashed
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>>69637946
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>>69637946
So why did Vader turn into a skeleton?
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>>69637975
Even if she isn't a Mary Sue, it still stands that she's boring as fuck.
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I think Rey pull off the mind trick after been in Kylo's head but as for the fighting that's hard to explain. I mean sure she has used her staff before but with the saber she was a pro.
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>>69637975
Whereas the counter argument is ADHD kids who want the plot handed to them on a silver platter.
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>>69638021
>>69637564
samefag
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>>69638021
And can't accept space magic was always a stupid plot device.
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>>69637563
There probably won't be!
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>>69637987
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>>69637975
>the force did it
literally all the explanation you need
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>>69637975
Not a Reyfag but majority of /tv/ don't seem to think that maybe Rey could grow as a character and be less of a Sue in the next two films. JJ is not longer directing. There's two films left that can explain her powers and origins.
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>>69637975
dis
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>>69638081
It worked before after all.
>>69638102
They want it all now though.
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>>69638102
>wait until the next movies excuse
Except she doesn't have any character. She's boring as fuck. Rey is literally just a Mary Sue that won fights, got the MF and then meets Luke. The entire movie was pointless.
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>>69638021
>shit writing is okay, I'll just use my headcanon to fix it

So I can justify Anakin being good at podracing and flying in TPM because I can assume that Watto had a flight simulator in his garage and some books about the Force
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>>69638102
Kathleen Kennedy is still producing. Pretty sure Rey is her self-insert.
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>>69638078
I seem to be missing the other webm of Luke failing another Yoda test, but I think this is enough.

For further evidence, here's Mark Hamill outright saying Luke is a naive every man who's not particularly skilled in any way >>>/wsg/1086613
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>>69638138
Anakin was a good racer because he was born of the force, probably created by Sheev. We know this because GASP more plot was revealed over the prequels.
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>>69638207
In the EU, the midichlorians created him as an "antibody" when Sheev and Plagueis started fucking with the Force, trying to tilt it to the dark side.
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>>69638008
palantine was keeping him alive with padme's life force
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>>69638252
That's nice.
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>>69638187
Angry Autist.
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Why can't /tv/ just admit that if Rey had been a guy majority of them wouldn't dedicate having hundreds of threads of him being a Mary Sue? Sure there would be some threads like this but not to this level for her.
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>>69638339
I know this is bait, but it's still fucking true.
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>>69638339
Fuck off with your strawman bud
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>>69638326
>his point got refuted
>YOU AUTIST I BET YOU'RE A LOSER AND A VIRGIN AS WELL BOO HOOO
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>>69638339
I think it's more because she's such a smug cunt whenever she accomplishes something

>OI BOIPAHSSED DA CUMPRESSAH XDD
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>>69638326
There's nothing to be angry about other than the inanity of seeing the same thread over and over since December.
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>>69638397
What point? I was browsing the front page and saw him posting his tirade. A little later, still at it. I just posted to point and laugh at someone so devoted to shit like star wars. Fucking moron.
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>>69638339
This argument is dumb because everyone hates Anakin and I guarantee there'd be daily hate threads for him if /tv/ was around when the prequels first came out.
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>>69638473
you sure did buddy, you sure did.
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>>69638397
This. Reyfags, insults are not an argument.
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>>69638481
People DID get assblasted over immaculate conception and force germs.
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>>69638473
>posting webms = tirade
>being this weirdly buttflustered
>I-I'm not really invested in this, guys, t-trust me!

top jej
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>>69638326
Yes, that describes you perfectly, anon.
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>>69638495
Your impatience isn't a flaw of the narrative.
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>>69638473
I was just posting webms. Sounds like you're the angry autist here tbqh familia.
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>>69638625
>making and posting all these wembs to try and prove your point
seems obsessed tbH
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>>69638666
I didn't make them, I saved them from the myriad of Lukefag threads. Get that bug out your butt, anon.
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>>69638666
wasted trips tbfwy
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>>69638339
Because female characters not needing help from male characters trigger them.
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>>69638666
>wasting trips on such a shitty post
>acting like a normie when you're on fucking /tv/

Kill yourself.
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>>69638725
>I saved them
For what?
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>>69638755
Yeah, it's funny when the previous male main characters needed help from other characters. Those were the sexist days indeed.
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>>69638794
>hurr why do people saves webms????

Get out of here, dumbfuck.
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>>69639015
No, I was asking why did HE save THESE webms?

It's almost as though he were obsessed...
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>>69638794
...for the same reason anyone saves webms? What kind of question is that?
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>>69639059
Obviously for the purpose of proving the "Luke is a Mary Sue" argument wrong, dingus. We've had threads about this topic everyday for literally months.

God, you're creepy.
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>>69636929
So she's like those guys who learned kung fu from playing street fighter basically?
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>>69639129
So, his obsession then.

Kinda what I was getting at.
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>>69637001
There's a bit of a difference between being able to make a difficult shot that would still be theoretically possible without any kind of supernatural assistance and suddenly being able to control peoples minds like an experienced jedi master despite having absolutely no actual training whatsoever. She's a fucking mary sue get over it, why does that term trigger you people so much?
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>>69639075
It's ok, it's answered.
Obsession.
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>>69639202
That's not what obsession is, but whatever makes you feel better, weirdo.
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>>69639195
>There's a difference between simple magic and complex magic
Scale.
Yes, Anakin was called force jesus until his origin was explained further.
I'm sorry you're impatient, but lashing out like a kid won't make Disney any faster.
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The only explanation we'll get is that Rey is force bond with Kylo in VIII. That's how she was able to do all of that. Hell, the movie goes out of its way to tell you.
>Don't be afraid. I felt it too.
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>>69639185
>>69639202
>Refuting arguments on 4chan = obsession

You are literally retarded.
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>>69639270
It's
>weird
>creepy
to ask questions?

Goodness.
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>>69639185
>>69639202
>calls an anon angry, autistic, and obsessed

Once again, you're describing yourself. Get help m8.
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>>69639309
What else would it be?
It serves no purpose.
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>>69636488
>implying

they are both shit
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>>69639342
Projection. Interesting.
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>>69639270
>saving webms for the purpose of proving your point in hypothetical and future threads on an online Haitian hoodoo consortium
literal obsession
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>>69639322
Weird to ask these invasive questions for no real purpose. Especially funny coming from someone who went "I have no horse in this race, I'm just here to insult a random anon". You're pretty damn persistent and devoting a lot of time to this.
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>>69639376
Nope, just stating some truth.
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>>69639388
I'm not that anon though.
Do you imagine all your "enemies" are connected...?
Is that too invasive to ask...?
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>>69639388
You sound new.
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>>69639383
>where do you think we are.jpg
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>>69639429
Yes, about yourself.
You project your self loathing outward.
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>>69639456
>>69639481
>>69639488
What are you dumb faggots gaining from wasting time on this? You're on /tv, you're not above anyone here
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>>69639564
>being this mad
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>>69636488
fin clearly didnt know what he was doing desu

rey just has some anakin tier force affinity and thats why she is OP
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>>69639564
What does anyone gain?
Your question is creepy and invasive.
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>>69639488
>accuses others of projecting
>is literally projecting

kek
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>>69639564
Have we touched a nerve?
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>>69639592
>wasting your life

>>69639601
>dodging
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>>69636540
I think the consensus will be that they were "p good if you ignore glaring plotholes"
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>>69639629
Off topic shitposting is annoying
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>>69639607
Well, you sure showed me.
The kek cut deep, and by hurting me you don't need to hurt yourself.

I feel pity for you.
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>>69639640
It's valid for you to avoid answers, but not others...? What are you hiding I wonder...?
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>>69639682
>concern posting

It's okay, anon, you can have the last word you so desperately crave. I'm actually gonna go out and do stuff with my life now while you keep wasting hours of it here lol bye :3
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>>69639680
No, we both know this goes deeper...
I'm frightened for you.

>>69639741
Of course you are duckie.
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>posting webms results in a pointless shitstorm of shitposting

This board gets worse every fucking day.
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>>69639741
>lol
>:3
get out you fucking newfag
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Stop bullying Rey
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>>69639809
The faggot said in a TFA thread.
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>>69639811
>he doesn't know what ironic shitposting is
>still uses newfag in all seriousness

Way to reveal yourself.
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>>69636501
>one picks up junk for a living
and fights off other people for a living
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>>69636854
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>there are anons ITT who aren't obsessed with Lukefu

Gay.
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>>69639847
Welcome back Duckie.
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If you never ever had training with sword you would still know how to fight with a sword

It's really simple
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>>69639847
>I was merely pretending!
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>>69639925
Especially if Space Magic showed you how.
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>>69639977
>all these (You)s
based
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>>69639888
wat
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>>69639977
Duckie, what happened to the life you were leaving here for...?
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>>69640049
You're starting to see everyone anon who responds to you as the same anon? Sounds a bit mental
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>>69640036
My little Duckie, the poor Luke obsessed anon, you can heal.
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>>69639925
nah, If any of us came up against a medieval man at arms we would be FUCKED
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>>69640087
>Pretends to leave
>That ain't me brah
Duckie, this is a silly game.
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>>69640094
>not being Luke obsessed

Get outta here, faggot.
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>>69636488
Nobody even taught her about the force and apparently she's some expert in it. Sorry to burst your bubble the force awkens fans, but your beloved movie is stupid.
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>>69640139
Luke isn't real, silly, he's a Space Wizard.
Silly Duckie.
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>>69640100
no

if I gave you a fucking sword rigth now and you never had a training with a sword you would know how to swing it and defend youself with it

If you watch this movie 1 times without bias, you would easily see that both of them are dominated by Kylo Ren and the only reason Mayree sue wins is because she gets an upperhand at the end
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>>69636488
He is a nigga. Nobody cares about subhumans.
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