do people actually enjoy this shit?
i've never been offended by a film before but good christ this was trying
The CGI was stunning. Someone please post the helicopter crash.
>>69627516
those explosions seriously looked like they were straight out of some shitty FPS from 2001
can i also point out that the action scenes were almost completely incoherent? the director has no sense of visual space
>>69627481
Best action movie 2016 so far. And based Gerard Butler.
Would much rather have this than endless capeshit
>>69627481
>Offended
Grow up.
Delightful action film.
>>69627481
literally hitler/trump the movie
>>69627706
please, please go watch an actually good action movie. please don't spend your life believing that this is what well-directed, fun action looks like.
>>69627745
Subjective. I guess people aren't allowed to like something you don't.
>>69627736
ironic being told to grow up by someone who's overlooking a film's xenophobia and blatant support of war crimes because it got their jollies off with it's scenes of people murdering each other
>>69627481
I think this film is the most important one to come out in the last 2 years. It's vital people see the truth of what letting in this flood of refugees will do.
>>69627836
Getting offended is a child's problem. Contentment is the quest of an adult.
It was alright. Completely stupid, but entertaining in parts.
>>69627481
>no one had a problem with the Hurt Locker
>No one had a problem with Sean Bean's Clean Skin movie
>No one had a problem with the movies on the raid of Osama Bin Ladden
>No one has a problem with the show Homeland
Suddenly this movie is made and everyone loses their shit.
I dont get it
>>69628623
While the Professionally Offended have had a growing industry for the last few decades now, the last year or two it has really been trending in the mainstream consumer culture.
>>69628698
But why does everyone suddenly wake up to anti islamic/anti arab media when hollywood has been making these movies for decades?
>>69628623
because this film is ACTIVELY xenophobic and racist. there's nothing wrong with making a film about a war and portraying it accurately, but making up a completely ludicrous terrorist attack to give your "american badass" protagonist the chance to brutally and remorselessly murder some brown people while yelling unfunny one liners and delivering a nonsensical lecture about how great america is
there's nothing wrong with national pride but this film was abhorrent
>>69628623
>No one had a problem with the movies on the raid of Osama Bin Ladden
>No one has a problem with the show Homeland
Were you asleep when those came out? Both of those got plenty of shit at the time.
>>69627836
>xenophobia and blatant support of war crimes
>>69628734
>making up a completely ludicrous terrorist attack
because paris and brussels were made up right...
>>69628734
>>69627481
>Olympus has fallen
>vice president listing off countries he should contact to let them know the White house has been compromised
>doesn't mention Canada
>>69628734
Jesus stop being a little cry baby you camel jockey
>>69627481
Imagine if they made a 9/11 destructive version: instead of just the twin towers being targeted, arabs blow up the entire city and say Bruce Willis has to try and kill them all.
KEK IMAGINE THAT
>>69628833
did terrorists take over all of Paris with no police in sight? because that would accurately reflect the movie
>>69628905
>Arabs infiltrate the British police and secret service (somehow) and plan a massive terrorist attack, under the noses of the intelligence agencies of every country in the world, who are also meeting in the middle of the city at the same time
>>69628833
there's a difference between carrying a bomb into a population center and infiltrating literally every level of the british government while destroying every major landmark in London and replacing almost the entire police force and royal guard with a highly trained mercenary
>>69627481
>offended
Shitskin detected
>>69628836
You fell for the viral marketing. They obviously know that this type of movie would be well received here and are acting the offended leftist.
>>69627481
MaryAnn please leave.
>>69628959
>Arabs set up bombs in every major city all over the world and at the same moment, hit a button which makes every city explode
>one american villager decides to track down the leader of the biggest terrorist plot ever
>movie ends with the entire world being blown up
Muzzies being muzzies
>>69629007
>*sob*
Why would a professional critic write like this?
>>69629007
nah she's a dumb bitch but you'd have to lack functioning brain cells to actually enjoy this shitty flick
>>69629071
DELEEEEETE
>>69629007
>P-Please donate, I've been on the internet since 1997!
>>69629071
Spicy.
>>69629071
This is a very very offensive picture
please delete it you dirty kafir
>>69627481
Liked it. Undeserved hate.
>>69627836
>supporting war crimes
you mean when they bombed the estate in the beginning. That was obviously satire
>you clearly see it's a party and not a training camp or something
>you get to see women and children
>droned.com
>slow fade in of the american flag
>>69628868
a fucking leaf
>>69629379
looks like you got duped, dude
there are zero satirical elements in this film. it plays itself completely straight.
>>69629448
Considering half the shit in the movie is bad oneliners and action-scenes I don't see how anyone could take it as anything but a self-aware satire
>>69629624
>film is marketed as straight-faced action
>film is executed without any sort of humor
>film sucks shit
>DUDE IT'S SATIRE LOL
no, it's just the single most tone-deaf and incompetent actioner ever made
>>69628623
Because SJW's are getting progressively out of control.
>>69628734
>because this film is ACTIVELY xenophobic and racist.
>>69628914
>>69628968
>a movie contains fictional elements
I'm fucking shocked.
>>69629815
intentionally acting retarded isn't going to get you very far
>>69627481
Extremely problematic.
>>69629862
>how dare critics bring up the politics of a movie that's intentionally dealing with politically-charged issues!
>>69630032
Fuck off Kevin Dixon
>Movie lambasted as Xenophobic and racist
>The director is fucking Iranian
Can't make this shit up
>>69630032
The medium is full of their own propaganda which they don't have a problem with.
LHF is just a quintessential cheap turn your brain off action flick, it's not a fucking debate paper. They don't even say anything about Islam, migrants, politics or real life terror groups in the whole movie iirc.
>>69627481
I enjoyed it. Every current movie that comes out with terrorists these days that have to make them French or Swiss or something equally absurd so they don't offend muslims.
It was nice to see a film that actually reflected reality, that the people attacking us, the people who attacked Paris and London and San Bernadino and Mumbai and Madrid and will do much much more and worse over the coming decades ARE muslims.
The film actually showed the danger of what happens when you have muslims in the police force checking for bombs muslims in the intelligence agencies muslims working in anti-terror muslims working as first responders, and that danger is they turn on you. They turn on us, during an attack.
This film seems out there now, but its not far from a possible reality in a heavily Islamised city like London where the muslims are on their way to becoming a majority because of the way the immigration floodgates have been opened. Eventually they will turn on the kuffar. It is inevitable. It is their nature. They have shown this time and time again over the history of their religion.
I loved it. The fact that the movie ends with America drone bombing the asshole that planned the attacks was beautiful. The day they stop making movies like this is the day the terrorists win.
>>69630428
>The film actually showed the danger of what happens when you have muslims in the police force checking for bombs muslims in the intelligence agencies muslims working in anti-terror muslims working as first responders, and that danger is they turn on you. They turn on us, during an attack.
This is exactly what happened in Paris. Shame that people won't listen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9Hi3fMoNG0&feature=youtu.be
This is the kind of company we hold here now...
>>69628734
mudslime spotted
>>69630234
MUSLIMS are the opressed and protect-at-all-costs le brown people, but agnostic/non-secular middle easterners have been approved shitlords for a long time
>>69627481
I can't believe Olympus Has Fallen got a sequel.
It was possibly the worst movie I've ever paid to watch in theaters, right up there with The Last Airbender
>>69631977
Olympus Has Fallen was a better Die Hard movie than 3 of the 5. Granted London wasn't as good as the first but you would need to have a stick up your ass that would bother Sasha Grey to hate Olympus Has Fallen.
>>69627481
Holy shit this movie did really well and impressed it was only 60 million
>>69627481
I remember when Babak Najafi directed that one really acclaimed episode of Banshee, i kind of suspected he might secretly be a bad director. The style was super messy and unrestrained and the shaky cam was excessive, which ended up working pretty well for the episode of the show to make it more disorienting, but the style itself wouldn't work in most contexts.
>>69632267
>The sequel to the worldwide smash hit "Olympus Has Fallen" begins in London, where the British Prime Minister has passed away under mysterious circumstances. His funeral is a must-attend event for leaders of the western world. But what starts out as the most protected event on earth, turns into a deadly plot to kill the world's most powerful leaders, devastate every known landmark in the British capital, and unleash a terrifying vision of the future. Only three people have any hope of stopping it: the President of the United States, his formidable secret service head (Gerard Butler), and an English MI-6 agent who rightly trusts no one.
Best fucking synopsis ever
>>69628734
The more the media comes out with 'xenophobic' themes, the better. I don't want to hear about how Islam is a religion of piece, I don't want to hear about how believing illegal immigrants should be deported is racist. I don't want to have libcuck, sand niggers like you, who haven't lived, deciding what is morally right and wrong.
Thanks for recommending the film. I'll definitely check it out, and if there's a third entry, I'll be at the premiere.
>>69632358
TRUMP SUPPORTER
>>69632414
FELLOW CENTIPEDE?
>>69627481
>"This morning, London has fallen"
Really!??
>>69627481
According to this youtube channel, it is Kino
>>69627481
When are you fuckin yuropoors not offended? Eat shit you fag.
This "movie" made me feel sick to my stomach. How anyone can like this jingoistic, misogynist, xenophobic filth, and still consider themselves decent people? I'm most definitely never going to watch it...
>>69627481
Brits can't handle the bantz
Top kek
>drone bomb that marriage!
>the NSA has given us access
>you fucks, selling weapons to terrorists, how dare you!
>America needs to be more involved in the world
All this, and they were still too afraid to make the mole be anything but a white male.
Propaganda like this is why Drumpf is winning...
>>69632626
Reddit pls go
>>69627516
If this movie wasn't so edgy even 13 year olds wouldn't defend it
>>69627481
just noticed the tower looks kind of like a knight's helmet from this angle
i hope that's intentional
>>69632716
200% kïnõ
>>69632272
He did Truth About Unicorns? That explains why it's so formally different from the rest of the series. It was an interesting experiment even if I don't think it succeeded at all, shooting an episode of Banshee like it's a Terrence Malick movie was an odd choice.
>>69632716
and here's the boat explosion. Did anyone notice that when every giant explosion happened it always shows in wide-shot constantly? this was just lazy direction
>>69628734
Stay triggered reddit friend. Fuck islam
>>69627740
I don't see why you lump Hitler Bad Trump together
>inb4 are you kidding me
>inb4 is this a joke
>>69628734
This is parody right?
We're experiencing Poe's Law right?
>>69632716
Oh cool, it's out on internet. Been wanting to see this.
>>69627736
Grow up is code for "Act according to expectation."
>>69628959
>Arabs infiltrate the British police and secret service (somehow)
Yeah its super hard, its called applying for a job in the UK police and since you are muslim they basically put you at the head of the line.
Then when you check cars for bombs you just pretend you didn't see the bomb (exactly what happens at one point in this movie) and when you are shooting at terrorists you "accidentally" miss and when investigating terror plots you "accidentally" tip off the muslims involved before they can be arrested and during a large scale terror attack you "accidentally" interfere with rescue attempts.
It's called reality. Muslims cant be trusted to investigate Islam or fight Islamic terror. They betray, they lie, they collaborate. We will learn this lesson many times over the next couple of decades and it won't be in a movie.
>>69633127
Thief.
>>69628734
I love this comment. You've triggered some /pol/tards
>mfw /pol/ gets triggered when they're not in their safe space
that attemp to make a long shot scene towards with leonidas running through an alley and 20 guys shooting at him was really funny
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Jason Statham and countless others made a name for themselves with these types of movies, they were never good films but were pretty successful because they were manly and stuff, I think in this day and age, no matter how much they try to revive them, they just don't work in 2016 because men shouldn't be stereotyped like that.
>>69633532
>trying to meme when everyone loved John Wick, even critics
>>69632308
So what major city being destroyed will we see next, and by what group?
>>69633446
So?
>>69627836
>>69628734
Golly, somebody's turbo mad
>>69629448
But kind anon literally just there in the post to which you replied described a scene that could be nothing but satire
>>69632358
>religion of piece
>piece
>>69633650
Mars Colony 1 Has Fallen
>>69632170
Olympus Has Fallen should have been 24: The Movie
>>69627481
LONDON
O
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D
O
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I did it. We can all commit mass suicide now
>>69635443
why would you be offended? the guy did the terrorist attack because his daughter got killed by the americans. it's just a revenge story where the bad guy happens to be from the middle east, it has nothing to do with religious or political propaganda
main baddie is barely brown anyway, he could pass for a tanned white guy.
It's unironically one of the best films of 2016 so far.
>>69628734
An actual reddit cuck retard
>>69633387
why not just accept islam as the superior religion?
>>69629007
Wait how is this a criticism about the movie itself?
>>69627481
It blew it's load in the first act but I actually appreciated how crass it was which is in short supply these days where we have to pretend North Korea could invade anyone or just make up a fictional country to try and not offend anyone.
>>69627481
Kill yourself libcuck
>>69633387
how is this not believable, one infiltrated the london mayor's office
>rich sand niggers support terrorism and have stupid sand niggers blow shit up
>this happens all over the world all the fucking time and is pretty much what terrorism means now
>"literally trump hurr durr xenophobia racism"
I honestly can't understand the mental gymnastic that are required for this shit. The movie was laughably bad though.
>>69627481
It was a fine movie.
Critics panning it is completely political. It was just as entertaining as the first but because Butler told some Muzzie to go back to "Fuckheadistan" critics had to slam it.
>>69632867
>rodney you plonker!
>>69638795
The first one was shit and the critics hated it too you retard.
>>69627481
> literally triggered
You have to go back to fuckheadistan
>>69638978
Calm down, Muhammad.
>>69628728
> anti islamic/anti arab media
Terrorist event happens:
Every single media, news, show outlet = guys not all muslims! Think about what we did to push these pacifists into raping women and blowing themselves up!
>>69628734
>The chance to brutally and remorselessly murder some brown people while yelling unfunny one liners and delivering a nonsensical lecture about how great america is
Why does this shit even matter?
Why do SJW look at skin color as much as a /pol/tard?
>>69628968
Well British schools were inflitrated to an extraordinary level by muslims in the Trojan horse plot. Several police commissioners had ties to islamic groups and refused to investigate suspected muslim crime e.g. rochdale and rochester.
We have a labour leader and mayor both with ties to islamic terrorist groups.
So yes, i guess the film is completely in the realm of fiction. Please don't speak for my country again you fucking idiot.
>>69638795
That line is literally the one reason I will go see the film, the first one looked awful - but the bravery to stick that line in is something to be encouraged.
>>69639114
I hate niggers and sandniggers but the movie was still shit.
>hurrr i have to love shit movies because /pol/ told me to
>>69632616
Proof no one's seen the movie
>>69639192
Fucking this
>>69628968
Right because that could never happen. That's as crazy as london having a muzzie mayor innit
>>69639284
A muzzie mayor with known terrorist ties who has called 'moderate Muslims' Uncle Toms.
>>69639284
The people who still to this day and age defend muslims are those with their heads up their ass. Years ago we had people fleeing lebanon warning us that muslims have bad intentions, we've had people like Ayaan Hirsi Ali flee somalia and tell us of their first hand experience of the evil. Now europeans have first hand experience, but at every stage sjws refuse to open their minds to what people have experienced and instead blindly trust each other's buzzfeed articles. They're in such a total echo chamber that they have become the single most uneducated group active today, its insane.
>>69630245
This. Amazing how London Has Fallen and now Angry Birds get hammered for having a political viewpoint but films about interracial gay couples going on adventures with their feminist and trans allies are perfectly fine and not politically charged at all
>>69631570
Jesus fucking Christ
>>69631570
So OP is completely serious?
>>69639427
People don't realize that mainstream ideas are the result of propaganda, its never blatantly forced on a skeptical population. It's an understanding of propaganda that people have in order to make themselves feel good and safe. The germans weren't all secretly tutting at nazi posters of aryan farmers, it was an ideal they liked and could get behind. So today when every piece of media is about diversity, every tv show has an inordinate amount of sexual preferences and races, every relationship in an advert is a black man with a white girl, every main villain is a rich, white man - they don't see propaganda, they see the ideals they like and think right being advanced. Just like the germans did, just like the north koreans do.
It's only a minority who really see it. I used to live in new malden, which has the highest north korean population outside of NK itself in the world and my best friend worked in his parents korean restaurant so I was there a lot - they were distrustful of the government here as well and thought they were dishing out propaganda as well.
>>69627481
>not liking based Butler and based Eckhart thrashing Hajis and claiming their bitches as danegeld for the crime of not being white
Faggot
>>69639427
You are now aware that most movie reviewers are also SJWs and should be ignored.
>>69632716
dear god this looks like CGI from 2002
>>69628527
NeckBeard.exe
>>69639593
Not just critics, almost all tv show and film staff are too. Hence why a reasonable film about the largest active terrorist group today, with declared aims against the west, written in their indubitable book, somehow gets lambasted. It is beyond ridiculous = islam is a terror breeding religion, are films not allowed to represent reality anymore?
>>69639625
He's right though. If anyone thinks expressing that they are offended is remotely informative or useful they are very immature mentally.
>>69633532
Im fine with just a good lead and some good choreography like with John Wick. Most action movies now overly rely on vfx and have generic fight choreography and dogshit leads.
>>69628734
There are sooo many movies with the exact same premise with white baddies but you don't complain about that, why? How is this racist towards brown people but all those other film not racist towards whites? Why can't blacks/browns/Asians/whatever be the bad guys? Are SJWs really this fucking insane?
>>69634044
religion of pieces
(of french people)
>>69639821
Racism = Hate against race + power
You can't be racist towards the race that controls everything.
>>69628623
Because those were pre-current year. Imagine the atrocity that will be 2017. Shit's getting bad, fast.
>>69630428
What's interesting is there are people saying "impossible!" Yet Germans infiltrating pre WW2 nearly destroyed the French foreign legion. We are far more welcoming of foreigners so I don't see why it isn't unreasonable to think this kind of shit couldn't happen. A better question is why couldn't or even wouldn't it happen eventually. If a big crisis breaks out, what's to stop Muslims living in the west from defecting?
>>69639821
The jews made a big shift between 2000 and 2010
before then movies where somewhat normal and realistic, now its a bizzaro hollyjew fantasy world.
>>69639908
Top bait
>>69639908
This is not what the definition of racism is in any respectable dictionary.
>>69640044
Whilst that was bait, dont forget we live in 1984 but current year. Definitions have to be changed.
>>69627481
If your skin is brown you have to go back
>>69640044
Made by old white men.
>>69640136
With the muslims fighting style being based entirely on deception, hiding amongst civilians and causing civilian damage that is literally the way any war would have to go.
Sad because there is literally nothing wrong with arabs, but muslims will stoop to any low so the only way to not be stabbed in the street by an undercover islamic agent would be to shoot arabs on sight.
Hope it never ever comes to that and we can just begin an effort to assimilate those that are here.
>>69640168
Old white men invented quite possibly 100% of everything technological in your home right now
they also developed the English langauge which you are using
>>69632867
That looks like it was cut and edited by the mythbusters crew
>>69640202
>Sad because there is literally nothing wrong with arabs
>>69640217
That's simply completely wrong and racist as fuck. Glad that times are finally changing.
>>69640306
Well im a british doctor so I know, and am friends with many pakistani, iranian, indian people, the nhs is full of them. As athiests they are really kind, hard working and intelligent, just great people. But then I also see the other side every day - I live in doncaster and it can be nasty, hordes of women hidden under burkas who cannot speak a word of english. My wife doesn't go out dressed how she would want in summer because she's been hassled before for wearing shorts by the crowds of men who loiter in the streets all day.
The huge rochester rape gang is very close to where I live. It's a massive, isolated group which is growing and has no interest in good relations with the the UK, but rather despises it.
>>69640044
It will be eventually. Along with racism not applying to persons who believe they have been systemically oppressed.
If you use a word wrong enough times, they'll change the definition. Just look up the modern definition of "literally"
>>69627836
>>69628734
>>69640420
>Well im a british doctor so I know, and am friends with many pakistani, iranian, indian people
You don't seem to know since not one of those fucking countries is even part of the Arab world.
>>69640570
I think almost everyone would describe pakistani and iranian people as arabs
>>69640665
How fucking stupid are British doctors?
Why would Muslims target London if it is already like 40% Muslim?
>>69640704
Pretty clever overall, I dont think many people give stock to describing populations by their genetic heritage into "caucasoids" and "aryans".
>>69640718
Because they were actually targeting The Leader of the Free World.
>>69640718
If muslims like one thing more than killing kuffar, its killing other less strict muslims.
The people defending this turd are just perpetuating the contrarian meme, right? Certainly no one could have enjoyed this piece of shit
>>69640850
Almost like /pol/ is full of fucking idiots with no taste.
>>69640850
> status: triggered
>>69627481
It's kino
>>69640850
I enjoyed it in the same way I enjoyed Commando just because of how extremely silly it was but with the bonus that it makes people rustled now adays to kill islamic terrorists.
>>69640850
pretty sure people are just defending the message and not the shitty CGI and story
>>69640850
>not appreciating the masterful longshot toward the end
>>69631511
What the fuck is up with the comments on that video?
>>69627481
>i've never been offended by a film before
So you're saying you have a low IQ?
>>69628734
Stop scaring the idiots with actual points and reason, anon.
>dumb sand niggers getting btfo: the movie
literally moty
>>69627481
When Bann said 'Go back to fuckheadistan' my gf started crying (she's a muslim)
>>69641243
leddit is >>>> thataway you autistic samefag
>>69641288
What did her son think about it?
>>69641291
>>>Lel go back to laddit!!
>Am I fitting in yet??
You're a dumb clown.
>>69641310
we don't have kids
>>69639427
the existence and representation of minority groups in media is not a political statement
>>69641243
Go read the thread
>>69641425
It is though.
>>69641288
beautiful!
>>69641288
This would be hilarious if true, in reality she would go home, post 50 pro-palestine statuses then a few about how allah is her saviour and then go fuck her actual bull.
>>69641288
Those poor hurt feelings.
>>69641425
When it is far disproportionate to their actual population then yes it is a conscious effort.
>>69641488
She usually doesn't act like this. The only thing that's ever triggered her was American Sniper
>>69641288
cuck
>>69641518
I liked how in that movie lots of muslims were actually triggered, resulting in a sniper round churning their brains
>>69641288
He was right
>>69641511
what agenda do you think they are pushing? or do you just want something to be mad at because it's different from you?
>>69641288
When Bann said 'Go back to fuckheadistan' my gf got an erection (she's a man)
What happens to Doctor Pavel?
>>69641576
That diversity and multiculturalism are good, that race is a purely social construct. That interracial breeding is a positive long term occurrence. That the cause of cultural crises is always white business interests or colonial aftermath.
>>69639577
>>People don't realize that mainstream ideas are the result of propaganda, its never blatantly forced on a skeptical population
Have you read Ellul's Propaganda? It's very good, would recommend.
>>69641576
>what agenda do you think they are pushing?
Not him but media is boviously pushing the agenda that there are huge amounts of niggers and gays and trannies when that is obviously not the case or that niggers and muslims are swell people who are just like us when that is obviously not the case. They are smart to do that because not acting like the tumblr patrol wants ends up in huge backlash as evidenced in this very thread.
>>69641576
Seems to be they are pushing hard against nationalism and identifying with your family and peers. You can see the agenda brutally opened up in light of the eu referendum, the forces that be have all shown their allegiance and hand.
>>69641602
drone strike kills him at the end but no innocent civilians are killed this time, god bless america
>>69641643
No but i will mark it out to do so, thanks
>>69641714
> Innocent civilians killed by drone strike
If you are harbouring terrorists you are not civilian.
>>69633387
No it was MI5/6 Chief was on a terrorist's payroll
Surprisingly... no one saw this?
>>69641714
Is the CIA in the movie?
>>69641765
MI6 again. They have such a fucking history of being double-agented and defectors its embarrassing.
>>69632341
>Only three people have any hope of stopping it: the President of the United States
Americans. I swear to fucking god, they're unique.
>>69641850
That said its not going to be any of our politicians, david cameron and jeremy corbyn would just try sucking off every terrorist until they promise not to kill them.
Boris would admittedly go out in a blaze of glory whizzing into terrorist lines on his bicycle packed with TNT.
If even half of you fuckers are even half serious.. oh man.
My only question is what accent does Butler use in this?
>>69640850
I love mindless action flicks every once in a while
overly silly
silly one liners
silly cgi
silly story
but fuck you AND the critics
I liked it
>>69640420
wtf, even becoming a doctor and being married can't stop people from wasting time on /tv/? Don't you have better things to do than be here?
>>69632867
Made me kek hard . Looks like something Emmerich and Shamyalama would come up with.
>"you though it's not going to explode eh?"
>"too bad"
>"what a twest"
>>69641947
A superbadass terrorist killing John McClane politician would be ridiculous on any part of the world but fucking America.
>>69641951
IT'S 2016 ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
There was a respectable two minute oner near the end.
>>69641990
I'm pretty ill and off work for about a month, though i still pissed away time lurking for years anyway.
Anything where ragheads are portrayed as the bad guys is okay in my book.
>>69642061
You must love muslims, they portray themselves as absolute scum in real life.
>>69641951
You think anyone likes muslims?
Chinese hates muslims
Buddhists hate muslims
Hindus hate muslims
Jews hate muslims
Non-libcuck christians hate muslims
The only ones who don't are the dune coons themselves and ignorant, sheltered liberals and kill whitey-people.
>>69642163
What I don't understand about this whole plan is... don't the Jews understand that they'll go after them eventually?
Oh man oh man it got real /pol/ in here real quick
>>69642163
> muslims dont hate muslims
the quran spends half its pages discussing who counts as a real muslim and how to punish those who are only pretending (allah hates them the most). Islamic countries tear themselves apart with executions and infighting.
>>69642265
I mean the infighting and executions are less because of islam and more because of the fact their society is still in the middle ages
>>69642265
Yeah I forgot the sunni/Shia and the wahabi bullshit in Saudi. Literal cancer. And media sides with fuckinh Yemen aka the terrorist/pedo central of the world.
>>69642286
Their society is in the middle ages because it is entirely based on a pre-middle age book. One which, due to the belief that it is the unchanged word of allah (and EVERY muslim believes this), is not open to revision or reinterpretation. The book states the absolute, eternal way to live and to govern. So what a surprise their societies are backwards.
>>69642206
They are expert kebab removers. I guess their plan is to just nuke the middle East afterwards. They are confident that they can rule over a brown majority.
>LONDON HAS FALLEN
“Go back to Fuckheadistan,” growls Neanderthal Secret Service agent Mike Banning (Gerard Butler) as he knifes a faceless goon about halfway through the grab bag of dog-whistles and dog-shit filmmaking that is London Has Fallen. One of the cheapest looking $100 million movies ever made, this sequel to the 2013 sort-of-hit Olympus Has Fallen ditches the original’s “Die Hard in the White House” premise in favor of sub-Death Wish 3 sadism and Red Dawn-esque survivalism, but without the notes of camp or jingoist pulp that could make either watchable. Instead, Swedish director Babak Najafi (Easy Money: Hard To Kill) has thrown together one of the worst action movies in recent memory, its signal achievement being a firefight that’s presented in a single take, but which still manages to be incomprehensible. Perhaps the movie’s politics—which range from tone deaf to irredeemable—would be more of an issue if it weren’t so inept.
London Has Fallen finds Banning and his best bro, President Benjamin Asher (Aaron Eckhart), flying out to the British capital for a state funeral, soon revealed to be a set-up for a very poorly explained terrorist invasion. Indeterminably Arab evildoers appear to have infiltrated London’s police and emergency services in order to kill world leaders in ludicrous ways, like blowing up Westminster Abbey while the Italian prime minister is sightseeing or trying to shoot Marine One out of the air with a rocket launcher. (This may sound like the stuff of an over-the-top action movie, but London Has Fallen has a way of turning gonzo set pieces into listless patience-testers.) The bad guys’ motive: To avenge bystanders killed by a drone strike. At this point, the reader is invited to take some time to fully take in this dumpster of xenophobia, in which the bugaboo of immigrants “taking” jobs is explicitly conflated with terrorism, and brown people are scary enough to turn humanitarian issues into threats to international safety.
>>69642510
It doesn't seem like such a great idea to me. More like one of those supervillain plans.
>>69629862
>donald trump mentioned exactly 19 times
holy shet
>>69642373
>And media sides with fuckinh Yemen aka the terrorist/pedo central of the world.
Literally legal to marry 9 year olds and rape them as much as you want because that's what Mohammad did. Top kek.
>>69642534
Is this a tumblr review?
>>69631570
>tfw she's probably called you a pleb
:3
>>69632867
>Implying anyone would get a bomb that big even remotely near Westminster
I'm a Londoner and this triggers me
>>69642534
>director Babak Najafi
kek the director is Muslim
>>69633387
Well said my fellow /pol/ak! The SJW cucks need to wake up! Muslims are the enemy and should be executed. Race war now!
>>69642534
>Swedish director Babak Najafi
>>69642902
I've sailed on the thames a fair few times in a powerboat, never by westminster but i dont imagine police boats stop everyone
>>69633484
>Say something stupid.
>People contradict you.
>"D-D-Did I trigger you!??..."
>Villain is a white guy.
>Not racist.
>Villain is a brown guy,
>Racist.
Can someone please explain the reasoning behind this?
>>69643067
Already did fampai. Racism requires power that only evil whitey has.
>>69643067
Brown people cant be evil its 2016 COME ON
>>69643067
There is no explaining it. It's just bullshit
>>69641425
>the existence and representation of minority groups in media is not a political statement
But when that "minority" is Muslim Terrorists, it IS a political statement?
>>69628734
>there's nothing wrong with national pride
I don't believe that you actually think this.
>>69641334
>le muzzies arent that bad gaizzz lololol
yeah back you go kid
>>69627481
kek i bet you are britcuckistani
>film makes brits look pathetic beta cucks
>suddenly it's triumph of the fucking will being screened at yad vashem
>>69643067
These people go by a falsely defined version of racism/sexism, that they are "power + prejudice", so women can never be sexist and non-white people can never be racist.
>>69628527
That statement is based.
>>69627481
i hoped for another Olympus was fallen but the movie was so bad i turned it off halfway
i dont do that often
>>69627481
i liked this movie
i especially liked the part where he said "in a thousand years, we'll still be here"
Great entertaining non pc movie. I'm German and I laughed my ass off when the Royal Guards shot Merkel.
>>69628734
So no action movie can ever have a fictional plot?
Well London has already fallen to be honest.
They elected their first kebab mayor.
>>69631570
>>69628734
>a completely ludicrous terrorist attack
like 7/7 right? or Paris? or Brussels?
>>69632867
What Nintendo Gamecube game is that?
>>69628734
>character is brown (i.e. arabic)
>character commits horrendous acts
>it's not ok to brutally murder said character
muslims are swine that murder people everyday, they stone women for showing their breasts and rape in foreign countries and somehow we are the bad guys for portraying them accurately?
>>69641288
have you fucked the stupid out of her yet?
>>69643312
They aren't, you dumb drone. Watch less TV.
